Hey, peoples. This one is "Bella leaves Edward for Jacob". Listen to me. BELLA LOVES EDWARD – NOT JACOB. THE END.
How Cliché!
As I fell asleep, I was thinking about my options. Like Jake said. I missed Jake.
But I also missed Oomfoofoo.
I saw a figure outside of my window.. I noticed.. an afro? I waved. "Oomfoofoo!" He smiled a grin with only three teeth and left.
I sighed and grabbed my keys. I had to go see Jake.
As I drove, I picked up my cell and called Edward. "I don't love you Edward. See ya." And I hung up the phone.
I pulled into Jakes drive and knocked on the door. Jake answered, "IloveyouJakemarryme!"
"But what about Oomfoofoo?"
"Oh.. yeah.."
"Sorry, Jake!" I said as I jumped onto Oomfoofoo's back – who appeared out of no where. And then we ran off to Afro – land.