Ruluna and Issun continued walking through the River of Whatever the fuck it was called,
as Issun called it. Ruluna thought it was funny, but she hated that little shithead with all her heart. Then she asked him a question she had been thinking of for awhile. "If this is a parody, then why am I here? Wouldn't it be funny with the original Amaterasu?"
Well, the author was a immature pathetic fucker at the time, so that's why.
But Issun just shook his head. "Ammy isn't like that, shes smart and divine and all that shit.
You're a horse's ass, so it wouldn't be fun with Ammy." he answered. Ruluna ignored him, she was too busy loling and the totally lulz worthy troll-fic My Immortal (C'mon, I had to add My Immortal, you bitches know that.).
Ruluna yawned and walked over to a pond nearby the trail they walked on. She lowered her head and lapped up a bit of water, and then spit it out. "Wtf? This shit tastes like piss.
And not the good kind. The kinda like regular piss. The good kind is the kinda piss that belongs to a bitch on her period, the blood adds flavor, y'know, its got that pizzaz."
Issun vomited into the water at Ruluna's statement. Which caused Ruluna to start drinking the water again, she likes vomit. Which made herself vomit, and the author vomit. Too much puke? What, you want them to spit out butterflies? Bullshit. But anyway, after Ruluna drank/ate all the puke-water, she resumed walking, and Issun finally got off his fatass and walked a bit too.
But after Ruluna kept stepping on him, on purpose, Issun turned back into a lazy shitbag and got on her back again, the only downside was that fleas kept attacking him, you know how big those fuckers are compared to him? After slaying the fleas and taking a nap and a few more minutes of walking, Issun awoke to the sound of Ruluna bawing, again.
"What is it, bitchtits?" He groaned. He rolled over and noticed a bunch of stairs, and no other path ahead. Being the fatass, lazy sack of shit, bitch that Ruluna was, she was obviously bawing at the stairs. Issun hopped onto her forehead and pulled her eye open.
"Well, fuckface, get to climbin'!" He said evily with a smirk, then he stabbed her in the eye with that microscopic, lame excuse for a sword. Ruluna yelped, it hurt worse than the time she got hemroids, oh yeah, she still has them. "Thanks alot, assclam..." she muttered as blood flowed from her eye socket.
Ruluna's legs gave out after climbing 4 stairs.
So while her legs were healing, the author felt the need to write a short filler story about her fucktastic day.
Well, for the first time in awhile on summer break, she awoke before noon, and actually had a real breakfast. Her stupid-ass sister was hogging the laptop, again. But then she remembered that the upstairs computer actually worked for now.
And the story ends there because she didn't feel like typing about that anymore.
Ruluna almost ran out of breath and strength in her legs after climbing all the stairs. But she finally walked into a cave that had a statue of some fatass fucker. "Well, I played this game so I know what to do." she used that Rejuevenation bullshit tencnique like fuck whatever on the broken sword shit thing. Then that little fucker mouse appeared and gave her a huge-ass sword.
Power Slash technique obtained, bitch.