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Columbus: You know the bible says 'He who seeks revenge, remembers to dig up two holes".
Tallahassee: Right on for the big chick and one for the little one.
Daryl: Or possibly one of us.
KIKO: They won't kill us, i mean they do need help possibly.
[Finds a abandoned car on the road]
Glenn: Stop the car, we will take this car to get back to our group.
JD: Alright stay safe and take care.
[They take the car and leave while we continue down the road]
Tallahassee: You know there are things i want do after this is over, first going skinny dipping in a lake, swinging on a chandelier, and lord willing a GD twinkie gotta enjoy the little things.
Columbus: [Thinking, i hate to give credit to someone who looks like yosemite sam but why not another rule enjoy the little things.]
[Finds their stolen car on the side of the road]
Tallahassee: Could be a trap.
JD: There was no trap on the last car we found abandoned.
Columbus: That's because there is no one there.
Tallahassee: I'm going in.
JD: I'll go with you just in case.
[We check the car no one was there, sent the signal to move in]
JD: Engine died, no one was there, let's keep moving.
[Freezes in silence]
Tallahassee: They are in the back are they?
Little rock: Just me.
Columbus: Sorry she like a crouching tiger.
KIKO: We just got taken hostage by a 12 year old and i am only 13.
Little Rock: 12 the new 20 gun please.
Tallahassee: Like you know how to use that thing.
Little Rock: [Shoots gun in the air]
JD: Don't kill me with my own gun! Please!
[We Hands our guns to her, commands to honk the horn, wichita come out]
Columbus: Oh there is your sister with my gun Hello.
Wichita: Bummer now step away from the car, you get to ride shotgun.
Columbus: [Thinking: I kind of like this girl, and i'm surprised they did not leave us on the side of the road.]
KIKO: So where are you guys going?
Little Rock: Ever heard of pacific playland, that's where we are going.
JD: I heard of six flags last time i saw it's a amusement park of horror.
[Nighttime]
Columbus: So ever heard of Columbus Ohio, it's the last place standing.
Wichita: Yeah, but now it's a total ghosttown, burnt to the ground. [Looks at Columbus, he is now depressed] oh that's i'm sorry.
Columbus: It's alright looks like going home went south, now what?
JD: How about Tampa, military has heavy armor protecting it and it's the last place our family went.
Tallahassee: Sure, but first we need to make a pit stop my feet are killing me.
[Stops at a shop]
KIKO: Wait, could be a trap so who wants to go first?
Columbus: [Thinking: I really want to impress Wichita but i could violating my next rule maybe the most important rule of all: Don't be a hero] how about you take this one.
Tallahassee: Don't mind if i do [Rings bell, walker attacks, he shoots it in the head] what do think zombie kill of the week?
JD: Close but nope.
[Enter and check out the store]
Columbus: [Tries perfume]
Tallahassee: What's that?
Columbus: Cologne. [looks at Wichita]
Tallahassee: [Notices] Oh my god, you think about doing wichita, hey wish granted she could spend the next 24 hours doing us both, good luck now petunia.
Columbus: [Sprays him with perfume] Sorry.
Tallahassee: Hey you know i beat a wholesale ass then you can take the credit. [punches him and breaks vase] come on break another one.
Columbus: [Breaks vase]
Tallahassee: See? Don't that feel good. [Kicks vase]
[Everyone smashes everything in the store and everything they could get their hands on]
Columbus: [Tallahassee's right you gotta enjoy the little things]
[Enters the car]
JD: Smells like cologne.