Chapter 4: Quiestions need answers! Now! With Pranks? (For short Quiestions and Pranks)
One of the Jonnin spoke "I'm very sorry Hokage-sama but we tried to restrain him, next time we will do better."
Tsunade nodded and dismissed them and slowly got up and gathered her torture together into 3 big heaps of it.
Tsunade sighed in dismay.
Naruto said "I'll tell you the secret to finishing paperwork really quickly, only if you answers my quiestions okay?"
Tsunade replied "Okay Naruto what do you want to know?"
Naruto said with a hint of killer intent "Why did the Kyuubi attack Konoha?, Why did the Yondaime seal it inside me?, Did my parents abandon me did they love me? and basically who are my parents?"
Tsunade sighed already feeling a headache coming on.
She rubbed her temples and said whilst her eyes were closed "I don't know why the Kyuubi attacked, he sealed it inside you because you were the only baby born that day, No your parents did not abandon you they died protecting you and the village and they loved you dearly and the last quiestion I can tell you about your mother she is..." She was cut off by Naruto by him slamming a file on to the desk saying sternly "She is called Uzumaki Kushina! I know that but I want to know more about her and my father!"
Tsunade strictly said "Where in hell did you get that information! I'm afraid I can't give you that information Naruto as now is not the time!"
Naruto was just about to leave when Tsunade said softly "If you must know Naruto do some research yourself, it's all one big puzzle in the end but remember your parents will forever love you...I'm sorry for shouting at you its just with the invasion it has been really hard for me, good luck in cracking the puzzle!"
Naruto thanked Oba-chan and walked out the hokage tower.
He decided from here he would go to Ichirakus then go find Sora,Ty and Yoko and see where they are going to stay.
At Ichirakus...
"Hello Naruto, its good to see you again after 2 years! We missed you! How are you?" greeted a smiley and kind girl called Ayame.
Naruto wasn't in the mood to talk but he couldn't be rude so he put on a grin and said "Hi Ayame-chan, it's good to see you too and I've missed you too and I'm fine thanks, you?"
Ayame and him started a conversation whislt Ayame got his order of Miso ramen.
Naruto was on his second bowl of ramen and not really paying attention to what Ayame was saying until something she said out of the blue.
He was half way through eating a noodle when he had to ask "Come again?" Ayame looked confused and then says "huh what? Something wrong?" Naruto shook his head and said "What did you say before you went and serverd a customer?"
Ayame said "Oh that! I didn't know what nail varnish to put on and I was asking if I should put red with white butterflys on or purple with white flowers on?" Naruto slapped his forehead and said "Nooo before that." She then said "Oh that well its just you look like the Yondaime when he was your age and my teichu (dad) would say the same as he was really good friends with him since he came here all the time when he came here he sat in that exact seat!"
Naruto was now getting a few peices together but still couldn't get the clear answer so he left it in his mind and concentrated on finding more information.
He quickly gulped down his ramen, payed and said good-bye to the old man and Ayame-chan, then left to find Sora, Ty and Yoko.
He wasn't really concentrating on where he was going and his feet brought him to a familiar ground.
He looked around and saw the 3 posts and smiled.
Memories flooded back and he knew exactly where he was and decided to lay in a tree and think things through.
Naruto climbed up a tall shady tree and looked up into the clouds.
In his thoughts "Damn I'm turning out to be as lazy as Shikamaru...I better stop this in a minuite and go find..."
He was caught out of his thoughts when there was a big
BANG,CRASH AND BOOM!
Before shrieks of laughter came from the woods.
He looked down to see out pop; Kiba followed by Ty and Sora,Sasuke and Neji who were bright in the face, Lee screaming about youthfull spirits, Chouji and Shikamaru looking a bit panicked and they came out one by one stumbeling trying to contain their laughter but wasn't really succeading in that as they doubled over in laughter.
Naruto looked down in amusemant when suddenly Sakura,Ino Tenten,Hinata and, Yoko being dragged by Ino in tow came crashing through the woods, trees falling showing they were on a rampage.
Well anyone would if they had been in the position the girls had been in!
The boys were now sat under shady trees trying not to show their faces and panting heavily.
Naruto started moving towards them through the trees.
He got on the tree where the boys were mainly sat and got in a crouched position waiting to see where this went.
He didn't have to wait long when the girls came out of the woods in a rampage.
Ino and Sakura were cracking their knuckles and saying "YOUR GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER DID THAT! WHEN WERE DONE WITH YOU!"
Lets just say the boys were going to lose their manhood today...
They started backing away in fear when a voice came from the trees.
It startled everyone the girls shrieked and the boys jumped up from where they were sitting.
The voice said "A little to jumpy today aren't we boys?" the voice smirked and continued "Aww come on girls they couldn't of done something that bad?"
However by the looks of it they were bad!
The girls were covered in blue feathers,syrup,bird droppings and many other...interesting...things.
Tenten and Hinata started the story off.
Hinata said "Well um...we were taking a walk in the woods and the boys were in front of us giggling and whispering to eachother."
Tenten continued"We eyed them suspiciously and suddenly they took off in diffrent directions and only Chouji was left walking when suddenly he shouted "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Hinata picked off where she left and said" He r-ripped off and we were behind him due to our curosity. Chouji legged it and then from the trees Sora dropped stink bombs! Sora and Chouji fled trying not to laugh."
Tenten spoke again "We quickly went after them, when a ostrich came out of no where and attacked us! I think you know him from that mission where you met a ninja ostrich and you had to stop him from taking over Konoha? Now we completely messy! Then he yelled "FIRE" we then got hit by birds with their droppings!"
Hinata cringed at the thought and went on saying"We stormed off completly angry when a sudden gooey feeling was tipped on us Yoko tasted it and said "Its honey!" Then blue feathers tipped on us along with whipped cream, sprinkels and cherries! We went after them and here we are now!"
Naruto nodded, smirked and said "Well boys I have two things to say...one well done! however you could have used my help as I'm known as the top prankster and..." he looked behind himself with a devious grin "AND HEAD FOR THE HILLS!"
The boys headed for the hills with no hesitation laughing all the way, with the girls head on their heals!
Suddenly a person emerged from the trees and mumbled "Why do they always leave me out in the fun? I could of helped right Bob?"
The voice belonged to Shino, who was collecting bugs and started talking to Bob the bug when this all occured.
He shrugged and went back into the woods in silence...when a sudden BOOM!
Went off!
The next second Shino comes out of the woods, followed by Bob with a big sack of flour on his head whilst coughing up blue feathers.
Shino talked to himself "Looks like they forgot a trap...I better go clean myself up...come on Bob..."