From HFIL to Regular Lives
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Chapter 4 I wish for more wishes
As our three….. Whats the word im looking for anti-heroes (yeah that's it) made their way to the Rocky Mountains they were trying to decide the wishes.
"All im saying is if Vegeta was ever nice to Goku he must either be sick or brainwashed" said Cell
"Or he could be high and drunk but he would have to have a lot to say something nice to him" said Frieza
"If Vegeta was nice to Goku it would probably be an imposter "said Buu
…..okay NOW their talking about the wishes
"Anyways what are we going to wish for" asked Buu
"We'll just have to see when we get there" said Cell
MEANWHILE
"Man that was a good ham" said Goku as he came back to the front of his house. "But I can't help the feeling that I forget something"
Training- no already did that
Eating- strong possibility but there was the ham
Pleasuring Chichi- nope did it 5 times this morning
Have the talk with Gohan and Goten - made an excuse for the last 5 weeks can last another few more
Four star ball- gone
"Wait WHAT" yelled Goku
"Dad whats wrong I just went to go after this Videl plushy" said Gohan as he snuggled said plushy
"Daddy look what I found a shiny red ball" said Goten
"How the laundry got off the clips is beyond me" said Chichi
"That's not important right know someone stole the four star ball" said Goku and everyone gasped dramatically. They looked up in the sky to notice that the sky was dark meaning the dragon was being summoned. But this was their last calm and reflecting moments before the monster came.
Before Goku could say another word very PISSED OFF super sayain 2 Vegeta landed a few feet away from him.
"YOU" said Vegeta pointing at Goku "you break into my house, eat all my food, and trash my kitchen and worst of all CALL ME VEGEHEAD! FOR THIS KAKKAROT YOU SHALL DIE! "
And with that Vegeta charged towards Goku who giving no time to explain charged to super sayain 2 and prepared for battle.
MEANWHILE
In a galaxy far, far, away oops wrong story. What I meant to say was in the Rocky Mountains three fighters an Ice-jin, Android, and a Majin had just summoned the eternal dragon Shenron.
"YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME STATE YOUR WISHES" said Shenron
"We wish for 2 wishes each" said Cell
"YOU CANO…. WAIT YOU CAN DO THAT. VERY WELL STATE THEM" said Shenron
"Well that was easy" said Frieza
"I'll go first since I made it work" said Cell
"Fine" said Frieza and Buu
"My first wish is that we were all alive" said Cell
"GRANTED" said Shenron and their halos disappeared "STATE YOUR NEXT WISH"
"I wish that… everyone minus the Z gang would forget about me being evil." Said Cell
"GRANTED" said Shenron. He then looked over to Frieza "YOU YOU'RE NEXT"
"I wish that I could regenerate" he said
"GRANTED" said Shenron
"I also wish that I could go beyond my limits" continued Frieza
"GRANTED" said Shenron he looked at Buu
"I wish that everyone we knew in HFIL would come back to life with no desire to seek revenge in about… 3 weeks said Buu
".. THAT WISH COULD CAUSE GREAT TROUBLE TO THE Z GANG. BUT SINCE THEY FORGET MY BIRTHDAY NUMEROUS OF TIMES I SHALL GRANT IT" said Shenron
"I know wish that I could transform into the people I absorbed before I died" said Buu
"GRANTED" said Shenron "OUR DEAL HAS BEEN MADE. KNOW I HAVE A DENTISTS APPOINTMENT FAREWELL"
With that the dragon disappeared and the dragon balls went into the sky and scattered not to be used for another year.
"Now what…. Buu are you okay" said Cell because Buu was howling and his body was changing.
He grew a nose and his tentacle reached down passed his back. (just picture him when he thought he absorbed Super Vegito)
"Im fine Cell and don't call me Buu anymore call me Super Buu" said Super Buu
"Okay" said Frieza "what know I want to get stronger"
"We could go to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. You can get a year's worth of training in one day." suggested Super Buu
"I've heard of that place" said Cell "Vegeta said that's what made him stronger during our fight"
"If it made a fool like Vegeta stronger it can make us stronger" said Frieza
"Okay let's go" said Cell and they went using his instant transmission technique.
Before anyone knew it they were in front of the door that was the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
"Wait" said Super Buu "if you could use instant transmission why didn't you use it before"
"The sayain cells in me were to hungry to think about what moves I could use" said Cell
"Whatever lets go" said Frieza as he opened the door.
They stepped in closing the door when they were all in. Frieza and Cell staggered a little bit due to the gravity difference but Super Buu didn't waver since he had already been here to fight an annoying, whining, selfish, bratty Gotanks.
Cell and Frieza got used to the gravity in the nick of time before a few very familiar faces showed up.
"What it's them" said Frieza
It was the entire Z gang but there were more of them than usual.
"No" said Cell "it's not actually them but clones"
Indeed they were. You see like many great things the Hyperbolic Time Chamber needed security so Dende had Mr. Popo make clones of the Z gang to boost security. Only members of the Z gang could get in without the clones being activated. Now why would they need security for such a place well you see it wasn't for the room but what was in the room.
Dende hid all his bottles of sparkling water here. Piccolo had the complete season of Family Guy (don't own that either) from 1 to 5. Mr. Popo had a secret collection of Hanna Montana CDS. That and it had High Speed Internet.
So the place was pretty important to them. That's why the Z clones where there.
"Well it looks like we're going to get that training after all" said Super Buu
With that they rushed to the clones preparing for a battle.
MEANWHILE
The situation with Goku and Vegeta hadn't gotten any better. Still both super sayain 2 they continued to fight. Gohan had tried to stop them but Vegeta said if he interfered he would destroy his Videl plushy. Chichi went in the house to check up on dinner.
The fight continued on for what seemed like hours. But really it was only 10 minutes.
"Vegeta for the last time I didn't do it. I was home all day" said Goku as he dodged another Ki blast.
"Don't lie to me Kakkarot I know it was you" said Vegeta
"Well fine have it your way" said Goku and with that he charged to super sayain 3 and easily beat Vegeta until he turned back to normal.
"Look" said Goku turning back to normal "I wasn't anywhere near your house ask my family they can tell you"
"It's true Vegeta Daddy was home all day" said Goten "all we did today was train, have a picnic Daddy talking about how much a whinny, midget, spoiled, selfish, prick you are and how you" at this Goku put his hand over Gotens mouth.
"Fine Kakkarot your second brat has convinced me that. Wait WHAT WHERE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME! Said Vegeta
"Vegeta we have bigger problems someone summoned the dragon" said Goku as he released his hand from his youngest son's mouth.
"THIS ISNT OVER" yelled Vegeta and with that he flew back home to order pizza and terrorize the pizza man for it being over 30 minutes late.
"Now that that's over we can decide who summoned the dragon" said Gohan
"Right we will" said Goku but at that moment
"DINNER" said Chichi
"COMING" said the 3 sayains and they rushed to chow down on some grub completely forgetting about the dragon being summoned.
I suppose that after dinner they probably should investigate but instead they had root beer floats for desert and they went to sleep.