Today was a dark, dark day in the FMA Today! studio…. We were forced to delete the old one for we had accidentally violated the rules. Now, Kyla is in a depression… well, that or just plain sad. Either way it's bad.


I was sitting in a corner, sulking and resisting everyone's attempts to cheer me up.

"C'mon, Kyla, cheer up!" Ed said frowning.

I groaned and slammed my head against the wall multiple times

Molley sighed. "Yep. We should just leave her alone for awhile and get on with the show."

Everyone was hesitant, but left me alone.

"Alrighty, the first letter- which is what we'll call the questions/dares for now on- is from Mew Phong." Kirstian said.

EEEP! omg I'm sorry I was honestly debating about which to put.. Sorry Kyla!

Anyways my only dare is for them to comment on my things last time! Grrrr..

"If Kyla would respond she would forgive you." Molley said.

Ed, Olivier, and Miles glared at the letter. "WE SHALL NOT COMMENT!"

"JUST DO IT ALREADY!"

"NEVAH!" Olivier and Miles yelled.

Ed sighed. "Fine. KISS MY ASS, MEW, KISS MY ASS! How's that for a comment?"

Molley facepalmed. "Excuse their... issues. Anyway the next one is from heartarrow95."

Lol! That was a good chapter! This is a question for Greed/Ling. Well, actually Greed. Do you ever get in the way of Ling and Lan Fan's relationship? And I'm talkin' in any way possible. The entire cast: It's obvious in the anime Greed and Ling has two different voices, but it seems like no one notices! What's up with that? I have a dare for Envy: Shut up. A dare for Roy: I dare you to steal all the hot cheetos in France! (totally random, but whatever!) That's it for me! Update! ^o^

Greed grinned. "Yes, yes I do."

"AND IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF US!" Lan Fan yelled.

"For the next question… eh, we dunno." Everyone said shrugging.

"HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!" Envy yelled.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled from my 'emo corner' as everyone decided to call it.

Roy frowned at the dare. "How am I supposed to get to France?"

"Eh, we'll do that one last." Molley said waving him off. "This one comes from KingofHeartless'09."

This is very funny although I don't like the way you treat Envy or Lust cus they are two of my favorites :(

Questions: Why can't Ed cut his hair?

Do you clean your brother's armor Ed?

Dares

I dare Ed to swap clothes with Roy

Also Envy to change into Ed and act like him.

Finally a hug from Lust please :3

"I like my hair long and yes I did." Ed answered nodding, and then he stared at the dare.

"OH HELL NO!" He and Roy yelled.

"DO IT, BITCHES!" I screamed.

They mumbled something, and went backstage to change.

Envy shifted into Ed. "I'm Ed! I'm short, short-tempered, and a total badass!"

"That isn't acting like Ed…." Molley said.

"Oh well!"

Roy and Ed came back wearing each others clothes, and everyone besides me laughed at them.

Lust ran off so she didn't have to give her a hug.

"Okay, this letter comes from AB!" Kirstian said.

Hmm, you've got some funny stuff here. Okay! First question(let's see how many I can come up with) for:

Ed- Why do you keep your hair so long? It was short when you were a kid. Is that another one of those sentimental things, like your not gonna cut it until you've got Al's real body back? Or are you just awesome like that? (I haven't finished the series so if the answer's there sorry.)

Al- *glomp* hmmm well I actually can't come up with, Oh! Here's one... What's your favorite food since you got your body back? (that's one spoiler I just can't avoid.)

Roy- *evil grin* I have a dare for this one. Bwahahahahaha! =D Ok enough creepiness... I dare Roy Mustang to attempt to kiss Olivier Armstrong. =D I want to see if he survives. Oh and Riza, no saving his ass.

Izumi- I think your sooo awesome, and your Husbands so sweet! I just wanted to say that. XD

Envy-How do you feel about the seemingly vast amounts of Fangirls yuo've aquired? (my friend loves you). And what would you prefer to be called, : a crossdressing palmtree or a Gay hooker? (I lean toward the Gay hooker bit when refering to you. XD)

That's all for now. Great little story Kyla (I love your name BTW).

Keep on Writing! ^^/

"I LIKE MY HAIR LONG!" Ed yelled.

Al laughed at his brother. "My favorite food is apple pie! It's just so… YUM!"

Roy stared at the letter while Olivier stabbed a stuffed bunny with her sword multiple times. He gulped and walked over to her. "Hey, Olivier?"

"What, you-?" She started to say as she turned to face him, and her eyes widened when he kissed her. "YOU #%%^#$%^%##(:{}:,-!"

~Five minutes later….~

Ed sweatdropped. "Okay... while Molley and Riza visit Roy at the hospital while Kirstian tries to get Olivier out of prison, I'm in charge. Poor guy can't go to France now..."

Envy glared at the letter with fierce hatred. "I hate the fangirls and both of the nicknames."

"Wow… I never thought of Gay hooker! Nice one, AB!" I said grinning.

"Hey, you're not depressed and angry anymore!"

"Yep! I'm back, baby!"

Everyone cheered.

"Now, since the rest I couldn't find since I just now deleted the old one, this is the end! I know it's short and kinda rushed so be quiet. SEE YA, AND MAKE SURE TO PM ME QUESTIONS/DARES FOR THE CAST!" I yelled waving at the camera.