Chapter 4
Never Claim Omegle's name
Stranger: hello
You: My name is omegle
Stranger: and my name is my-dick-is-hard-let's-go-on-webcam-now
You: my dicks hard too lets go
Stranger: hahah
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Star Wars and Incest
Stranger: Hell my name is Ingrid and you are?
You: Luke Skywalker
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: By the way your father is Darth Vader
You: Yea I know we had a few family problems there...
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: You also know that thing you and your sister had there...
You: Yep =D but incest is best though right!
You: She had some sexy buns... on that head of hers
Strange: Haha... right...
You: Ugh... dude I was just joking and you agreed... your disgusting
Stranger:Your disgusting!
You: Well at least I don't look at my sisters buns
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Hair
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Your/Hairy/Mom
You: how bout you
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Coconuts and Oranges
Stranger: Hey
You: why...
Stranger: Because.
You: why...
Stranger: Because.
You: why did you do it man...
Stranger: Because I had to, bro.
You: why...
You: did...
You: you...
You: take...
You: the last...
You: coconut!
Stranger: Because the voice inside my head told me too, I couldn't disobey it.
Stranger: You don't even know.
You: God damn it dude that voice is an asshole
Stranger: But I love it.
Stranger: It understands me.
You: But I understand you
You: or used to...
You: until
You: you ate that coconut!
Stranger: But it was soo good, I couldn't resist.
You: By the way...
You: I ate your orange =D
Stranger: What? Why!
Stranger: That orange was an antique.
You: because you ate my coconut
You: pays back are hell
Stranger: I hat u
You: I hat you
Stranger: Where no longr franz
You: Yea go ahwa fra meh
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Kitty
Stranger: horny male looking for a girl to chat with
You: rite here ;P
Stranger: you feeling horny?
You: My pussy... is very wet
Stranger: okay, I can help you...
Stranger: but I want you to help me first...
You: Poor mittens fell in the pool =(
Stranger: describe giving me a bj
You: ewwww no thanks
Stranger: tittyfuck?
You: sure if you like a lazy computers guys man boobs ;)
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Apples
You: How was that apple pie?
Stranger: delicious
You: I bet
You: Pies are good
You: so are apples
Stranger: pie+apple=delicious
You: you ever tried apple juice?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you like it?
Stranger: yeah it tastes fine
You: yea
You: not when your friends prank you and its really piss
Stranger: or when some 13 year old faggot on omegle is trying to be funny but fails at it
Stranger: i drink my apple juice with distaste
Stranger: bitch
You: Damn dude
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The Eyes
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: woah
You: peace dude
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ...
You: oh dude
You: please dont hurt me
Stranger: Hm, talk to me man
You: Talking to you
Stranger: well no, i woldnt like to hurt you. whats wrong?
You: YOur evil stare
You: its liek saring into the eyes of a constipated french men on steroids
Stranger: (^_^) perhaps we will learn to shit again
You: With laxatives O-O
Stranger: and swift shoryukens to the stomach
Stranger: all things are possible
You: Yep so is pissing on Homer simpsons face
Stranger: lol hees already yellow
You: How bout taking mans first dump on the moon
Stranger: that! would be special. fuck a footprint
You: One dump for man... one giant flush for man kind...
Stranger: but i gotta say, no lie tho, the nigga was 20 FEET TALL. LITEREHLY
You: Racist he was just a football player
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