Setting: 8 pm at night; Random Person gave Murphy catnip.

Murphy: Hey, do you see that ghost cat over there?

Wilson: Uh, no. Dude, are you on catnip?

Murphy: *pauses* Maybe.

Wilson: Whatever. That's your problem. I am going to go run around the house and yowl at the top of my lungs.

My cats get really funny when they're on catnip, and when you give them chicken, they go a little crazy. They'll roll around like the dogs do. My dogs will sometimes wrestle on their backs, which is really funny to watch.

~Misty