Secrets of my Hollywood Life
It was a party at the guild. Jet and Droy where playing chess a few tables away and Gajeel was arm wrestling Natsu. Levy was readidisco book she had gotten from the discount rack where she normally sat. She made a face of discontent but continued to read. She finally finished and joined Lucy for a drink. It didn't take long for the lightweight to get completely hammered.
" Sso this book." She tossed it infront of Lucy and giggled.
"Thiss bu- booka... Waz a lotta ra- ra- crap" she hiccuped and giggled a bit. Lucy, who was just as smashed as Levy, giggled and nodded.
"Really? I thought it was goo-"
"No no no!" Levy put her hand on her friend's mouth, "it's so perdicatabell.. Ah.. Ah coulda written tit!" Her head hit the counter.
"The protagonizzsta waz a fraud! Itz an ober pwayed sceneronono... Tb star wanz tu be a nermel person bu she fallza in luvzz an' an' thiz thiz... Mega Bitch iz all "yoo diz girl iz a tb ztar" an' zhez all "nuueueeueueu!" An' diz duude is all
"Zhit bro... Lemme tap dat azz" Levy fell out of her chair and Lucy slammed her head against the bar. The dragon slayers had finally finally grown tired of breaking tables and decided to look for their mates. Natsu and Gajeel both raised an eyebrow at the normally composed women.
"Oh god not another one" Gajeel picked up the book and flipped through it.
"What the hell Levy?" He picked up the drunk girl and shook his head.
"Need help flame brain?"
"Nah I got the key to Lucy's house" he nodded and left.
"Mm Gajeel..." She murmured and opened her eyes a bit.
"Damn it Shorty.. You scared me"
" 'orry.." He sighed and kissed her forehead.
"No more drinking"
"... 'Kay" she said and he finally reached his apartment. She wrapped her arms around his neck and Pantherlily opened the door.
"Well this is a change.. Normally it's Levy dragging you home"
"Bah she got a bad book and drowned her sorrows with Lucy" Gajeel said annoyed slightly.
"She's going to have one hell of a headache tomorrow morning"
"Yeah.. We got any of that tea she likes? This might make her feel better in the morning"
"I can go get some now if you two are going to go at it like rabbits"
"While she's smashed? Nah. Wouldn't feel right.. To much like rape... Plus if she vomits that wouldn't be fun either"
"Point taken.. Well I'll see you both in the morning" the Exceed shut the door and left the living room. Gajeel laid Levy down and put her in a pair of his boxers and one of his long sleeved pajama shirts. He put on the bottoms and laid down next to her.
"Mmm 'arm..." She said and went back to sleep. He wrapped his arms around her and closed his eyes.
"'Night Shorty... I love you" he kissed the base of her neck and fell asleep with his drunken Mage.
A/n: why am I making these in the middle of the night? Holy crap.. Enjoy the fluff :)