I'm updating early because I may not be able to update on Saturday or Sunday.
Once again, thank you for the review. I like getting reviews because it means people are actually reading what I'm writing so thanks.
Once again, I would like to inform you that I did not come up with the actual rules themselves. I merely asked permission to use Saphura's Rules from The Official List of Unofficial Rules to write these drabbles. I did not post a single thing until after I had permission to write and share what I have written.
The original author, Saphura, also has a story, The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules. Basically, she has also been writing stories for these Rules but she has not done all of them so I have decided to write some of my own drabbles for the Rules. I may include some Rules she has already done but I will try to avoid writing the same story.
Again, I'm sorry in advance for any and all mistakes. Feel free to correct me if there's something that's bugging you as I haven't watched the entire original series yet so some characters may be slightly OOC, and the information may be inaccurate or just incorrect completely.
6. Do not mess with Kirk's coffee.
Jim took another sip of his coffee.
"Seriously, does anybody else's coffee taste funny? It can't just be me? I got my coffee at the same time as everyone else...".A chorus of "no Captain"s and "my coffee tastes fine, Sir"s were the only response he got.
"But this doesn't mak-" Kirk's eyes widened as an odd feeling overcame him. He jumped up. "Spock, you have the conn." he called as he ran out of the bridge to the nearest bathroom. Every person in the room snickered (with the exception of Spock, of course). The room soon fell silent as Spock's icy glare fell on each member. After what seemed like hours, Kirk returned.
"Bones tells me one of you put something in my coffee..." he started, taking his usual seat in the Captain's chair as Spock moved to his usual position. A few in the room chuckled but the majority knew that tone of the voice. This was the commanding, I'm-angry-and-you're-not-fucking-getting-away-with -this voice. "I just thought I'd let you know that if any of you even touch my coffee again, coffee will be banned from the entire Enterprise and every single one of you will be put on Gamma shift."
The room fell silent. Needless to say, no one dared to even go near his coffee for the next month.
I'm sorry, this is short and there's only one Rule in this chapter. I feel kind of bad. Maybe I'll be able to convince my little sister to help me come up with some ideas for other Rules. We're going to have a little TOS marathon this weekend - I managed to get the entire second series on DVD, and she's been wanting to watch Star Trek for ages. She was so excited when I asked her if she wanted to watch Star Trek with me.