A/N PLEASE READ: I want to warn you, my updates will either become more sporadic or more frequent(Hard to tell which) At some points one, at others the other. I just learned my father has cancer that moved from his prostate to his bones. It's about 5 am as I write this A/N too, and it's why I can't sleep...arent you all lucky my coping mechanism is writing Yaoi? We just learned he has cancer today too...it's the first time I've ever seen him cry in my life...twenty-two years and this is the first time I've seen him cry, even when his mother and father passed, his eyes got wet sure...but this was different.

Shizuo smiled softly to himself as he turned the television off and patted Tsukishima's back gently. The young boy had fallen asleep on his chest while they watched SpongeBob SquarePants, a show he liked a lot…Shizuo always watched it with him, but it could be a bit random. Well, there were worse things anyways. He gently scooped his son with one arm and carried him to bed, tucking him in and placing a tender kiss on his forehead. The brunette shifted in his sleep and sighed making Shizuo's smile grow. He watched him a moment more then headed into his own room. He was a bit worried that Izaya and Tsukishima had interacted with each other, Izaya was warped and evil after all. Sure they used to have sex and Shizuo knew he would be lying if he said he weren't still attracted to the informant because he was, but Izaya was evil. He didn't want Izaya filling his baby boy's head with strange ideas either, Tsukishima was still highly impressionable and he was a tad gullible sometimes too.

Honestly he was surprised Izaya hadn't figured it out yet, but then, everyone has their moments right? 'That must be it,' he thought, though he knew Izaya would eventually figure it out. Hopefully Tsukishima would be strong enough to withstand his father's cruel and twisted ways by then.

"Are you sure you have everything?"
"Yes Papa," Tsukishima's tone was one of mild annoyance, but he smiled at Shizuo too. Shizuo always asked him if he had everything at least three times before walking him to school and today was special because Shizuo had the day off meaning he would pick him up too. Tsuki was more than able to care for himself for a couple of hours if he had too –assuming he didn't get lost on the way home—but Shizuo preferred being able to walk him home…just in case. He worried about his son more than was normal for a father, but it was about right for a mother. Shizuo always held his son's hand on the way to school too and always gave him a big hug and kissed the top of his head gently when they arrived.

"I'll be here to pick you up at three okay?"
"Okay, bye Papa, have a good day, I love you,"
"I love you too Tsuki-chan, you have a good day too," Shizuo smiled as he watched Tsukishima hustle into the school building looking a little lopsided with his white messenger-style bag, though he turned and waved once when he arrived at the school doors before disappearing inside. Shizuo sighed softly and headed home. His days off usually resulted in him tidying up a little and jerking off.

He didn't have time for relationships or meeting people, he did have a five year old genius who got lost on a regular basis –a full time job in itself- and his job working for Tom too. So on his days off he would let himself have a release while Tsukishima was in school –never when he was at home.

It wasn't exactly difficult to get hard these days, he'd been a little more stressed since Izaya spoke to Tsukishima…and hornier too. Why did that flea have to be so fucking hot?
"I-Izaya…" He groaned softly as he tugged on his erection, one hand steadying himself on the wall as water from the shower head beat against his back. He groaned again, biting his lower lip, then he got down on his knees to free his other hand. He snaked it behind him then slid two inside himself moaning a little louder this time. Izaya's hands roamed his body, settled on his hips as he thrust mercilessly into him. The flash of a fantasy sent a shot of heat through him to his already aching arousal and he dug the two thrusting fingers in a little deeper.

"Haahh~! Iza~! Izaya!" He moaned and finally he came. He panted heavily, remaining still a moment before removing his fingers and moving to sit in the tub, the water washing away the evidence of his sin. Surely that's what this was after all. Even after six years, being pregnant, having his baby to care for…he craved that stupid flea, and the more he tried not to think about it –or him—the more he couldn't stop himself. It didn't help that Izaya was constantly after him now, their chases having been diminished greatly, and never did they end in sex any more. Finally his legs started working again and he was able to wash his hair and body.

He turned the water off, grabbing the towel he'd placed nearby, wrapping it around his waist and shaking his head to rid himself of some of the droplets now beading and dripping from the blonde locks. He wiped the steam from the mirror and looked at himself, frowning. His roots were showing again, time to colour. He also looked at his abdomen and now he smiled a little. Even though he had carried Tsukishima for a full nine months you couldn't tell.

Then again he had recovered at nearly light speed and since Celty had done…something…with her shadows there was no surgical scar either. She had tried to explain it to him once, but he hadn't understood it even if the two Kishitani's had. He yawned and left the warmth and humidity of the bathroom, dressing in something casual rather than his usual clothing, moving the towel to around his shoulders and over his head a little to dry his hair faster.

He started with the laundry, grabbing the hamper from Tsukishima's room and then his own, sorting the whites and colours. He opted to wash the whites first and while the first load washed he cleaned the dishes that had piled up a little and cleaned the kitchen. He even managed to finish everything with time to kill and went for a walk in the neighbourhood to waste time until three.

Shizuo was so boring now! Izaya hoped he never became a parent if this was what life entailed afterwards. Sure he did housework too, but really, was this all Shizuo could do on his days off? He didn't watch movies unless Tsukishima was present, he didn't even turn on the news! Though he did buy his hair dye today, not that this was interesting either. In fact it seemed the most exciting part of the day for Shizuo was dropping Tsukishima off at school and then picking him up! Although he did spend an awfully long time in the shower….

"Heh, probably jacking off you naughty boy you," Izaya chuckled under his breath as he continued to watch the blonde walking home. He kept his hand securely on Tsukishima's hand as they walked too as though he were afraid that by letting go the boy would disappear entirely. Bah, time for something interesting to happen. He had seen Tsukishima and Shizuo together before, but it seemed that even if Izaya waltzed right passed him Shizuo couldn't see him if Tsukishima was there. He hid the collapsible binoculars in one of his many jacket pockets and bounced down gracefully to where the blonde and his son were.

"Shizu-chan~!" Nothing…he was expecting that though and he didn't give up. He knew what happened to those who threatened Tsukishima, that meant the boy was safe from him…well, from a physical attack anyways. Shizuo on the other hand lost a lock of hair to one of his many throwing knives. That got his attention, he turned, his pupils constricted, the honey gold turning to a darker amber colour as they always did when he was enraged.

"How rude ignoring me like that, tsk-tsk Shizu-chan, you should know better~"
"What do you want flea?" He asked, moving slightly into a defensive position. He still held Tsukishima's hand though he had also gently maneuverer the boy so he was behind him and safe from any throwing knives. Izaya was finding his behaviour interesting indeed, for rather than fighting he was glancing around for the fastest escape.

"Oh, well, if I need a reason I suppose I just wanted to see my favourite monster~" Izaya cooed and Shizuo flinched a little like he wanted to grab the nearest dumpster and hurl it at the raven informant.
"Get out of here, now." Shizuo growled and Tsukishima tugged his pant leg gently.
"Papa?" He looked up at Shizuo with confused, wide red eyes. Izaya had to admit, those eyes perturbed him a bit, they were the same his, precisely the same colour.

"It's okay Tsuki-chan," He mumbled, sparing his son a worried glance. 'Huh, I could kill him right now. He would die to protect this little…parasite.' Izaya thought, a small, cruel smirk playing at his lips. That was how he saw children after all. They sucked the nourishment from their mothers for nine months, then, even after that their parents had to nourish them, clothe them, wash them…it was disgusting. Yes, Izaya never wanted to be a parent if this was what it would do to him.

"Ne~? Shizu-chan you've gotten so soft…I could kill you right now. You wouldn't budge if I threw a knife right now, not if it might hit your precious little tick there. How pathetic, you really have changed Shizu-chan…and I can't say it's for the better either," Izaya sighed, shrugging lightly. Shizuo glared daggers at him…if looks could kill Izaya would not be standing any longer.

"Get out of here flea before I make you regret it," He growled and Izaya smirked a little at his ex-lover.
"Shizu, Shizu, Shizu….You really have no idea why I come back still, even with all the vending machines~! And I don't even get sex afterwards anymore!" He sighed dramatically and nearly laughed when Shizuo's cheeks turned so red he could shame a tomato.

"I don't give a- I don't care why you come back here flea, you probably just want to mess with people's heads, now leave before I break every bone in your pathetic evil body!"
"Hmm? As if, you would never scare your precious little baby like that, would you~?" He smirked when Shizuo frowned.

"Ne, Shizu-chan. I miss you," He shrugged again but these words made the blonde blink at him in dumb-founded shock.
"You what?" He said, but his voice was barely above a whisper. Izaya strolled over casually, and Shizuo shifted again to protect Tsukishima if he had to but Izaya wasn't attacking this time.
"I come back because I like you Shizu-chan~" He purred, kissing the now thoroughly confused blonde then bouncing back before Shizuo could remember himself and try to punch him. Tsukishima looked shocked too and was now looking between Izaya and Shizuo with a look of dawning realization. Izaya waved cheerily at the pair.

"See you Shizu-chan~!" He then made a heart with his hands, grinned merrily and took off as fast as he could. Shizuo shook his head and tried to think when Tsukishima startled him out of his reverie.

"Papa, is he my Father?"

Seliphra: Oooh, Tsuki you brainiac you~!
Shizuo: Aw hell *hides in shame*
Izaya: heh heh, cute child you birthed for me~ ...Why haven't I figured out it's my child?
Seliphra: Because you refuse to accept the possibility of being a father with out your knowledge and having had no control during the crucial years of development...
Izaya: ...Crap, that makes sense! Fine! REVIEW HUMANS!