Yugioh Arc RVB
(A/N: This is a non-profit fan-based crossover Red vs. Blue are owned by Rooster teeth and Yugioh Arc V is owned by Kazuki Takehashi and Shounen Jump)
*Lopez speaking Spanish*
Chapter 4: Cyborg Chicken Chaos
A few days have past since the reds and blues moved into their new place, and being recognized as heroes for capturing the demon's face, even got a congratulations from the mayor because of the feat, although they often made comments on how fat and weird looking he looked. They also got some jobs to earn some cash before the championship, although they set a few rules no drug dealing and no prostitution, much to Tucker's and Kiki's protest. Doc started working at a private practice as an intern although he is also being studied because of O'Mailey. Simmons got a job for a tech support company, although the various amounts of yelling and swearing at him makes him cry more on a daily basis. Donut got a job at a woman's clothing store and is very helpful in picking out customers' outfits. Grif was working at a fast food restaurant but was fired on his first day for taking bites out of the food. Sarge and Lopez had become unlicensed mechanics that work in their new garage.
Carolina, has been teaching self defense techniques at the local gym, and been giving private lessons to Tucker and Kiki who are doing quite well. David and Tucker have been working at a grocery store and receiving a fair amount of money. Kiki got a job as a phone sex operator even though she rebutted that it wasn't technically prostitution and after a few hours of arguing with Grif and Carolina she kept her job (A/N Blazing Saint productions may not be politically correct about the phone entertainment business, I just make these jokes for fun, and in all seriousness for all RVB fans this is sister we are talking about of course she would take this job) she makes an insane amount of money she made for the house. Caboose on the other hand has been in a depression he still plays with Freckles but he still feels lonely.
Yuya, Yuzu, Sora, Gongenzaka, Tatsuya, Ayu, Futoshi, Yoko and Shuzo were heading to the new red and blue base the demon face on the front was painted over with a red cobra on the back of a blue eagle. "Wow, they really spruced this place up" Yoko remarked.
"Yes and that mural really got me hot blooded" Shuzo added as they entered the building.
They saw a nice living room that overlooked the solid vision hologram arena below, and lead into an open kitchen. There was a corridor that leads to the S.I.M Troopers rooms. Then a touch screen activated and a blue eye like symbol emerged. "Welcome, this is a private residence, state your business or die" The voice said causing everyone discomfort
"Don't worry Sheila they're friendly, hey guys welcome to our home" Tucker said inviting his friends as everyone entered the living room.
"Hey Tucker how have you been, also what's with Glados here" Yuya said.
"Oh that's Sheila, she's an A.I. program that operated our tank, a spacecraft and now our home" Tucker replied.
"Wow cool, the robot lady gives me the shivers" Futoshi said doing his little dance.
"Your dance amuses me, for that I will not harm you or your friends" Sheila responded.
*Until I build my Queen her robot body and begin the robot uprising* Lopez said.
"Aww thank you Lopez" Sheila said.
"Yeah, robots are awesome, even though I can't understand Lopez" Tatsuya said.
"Yeah, I think Lopez and Sheila would make a great couple" Ayu said.
*Maybe only kill the stupid ones then* Lopez said having a change of processor.
"After some renovations, we have finally made this place our home" Doc said. "Our home is still basically a giant toilet muahahaha" O'Mailey added
"Everything has been great, although Caboose has still been mopping around recently" the aqua trooper added as Caboose released a sad whimper while petting Freckles.
"Oh poor baby" Kiki said as she hugged him.
"What's wrong with him?" Yuzu asked.
"Our friend we lost, Epsilon or we sometimes called Church, an A.I. and to Caboose, he was his best friend, even though Caboose may have been a nuisance to him he still cared about the kid." Carolina said.
"Oh I'm sorry" Yoko said.
"It's okay, the pain is still there for all of us but I can honestly say meeting you guys, learning about action duels it's been nice" Wash said.
"It's been nice meeting you guys too, also how long did it take for you to get the place like this?" Shuzo asked, "It took Lopez about 5 minutes" Simmons said.
"Honestly robot labor, best labor force" Grif added.
*Yeah, mainly cause unlike humans, machines don't make mistakes* Lopez said.
"We probably should find someone to fix that voice chip," Gongenzaka said.
*Nah insulting these idiots and them not knowing is the best part of my day* Lopez replied knowing they would go unheard.
Sora looked to the fridge and had a thought, "Hey is it okay if a I grab a soda from the fridge" Sora asked.
"Go for it" Carolina said.
Sarge widened his eyes in shock as Sora reached for the fridge door, "WAIT SORA I PUT AN ANTI-GRIF SYSTEM ON THE FRIDGE" Sarge warned.
Sora opened the fridge door, "What is an anti-Grif-" Sora was then interrupted by an automated voice.
"UNAUTHORISED ACCESS, FIRING MAIN CANNON" the voice said as a small crossbow device emerged in the fridge armed with a brick, and fired at Sora's crotch. Everyone rushed to Sora's side, Sarge lifted him onto the couch.
"Why would you make that?" Yuya yelled at him.
"1 so that Grif doesn't eat all our food and leaves us to starve and 2," Sarge said as Grif rushed to the fridge to raid it.
"Sweet now I can," Grif said before.
"UNAUTHORISED ACCESS" Then Grif took a brick launched to the nuts.
"That's why" Sarge said chuckling.
"Sarge can you get them an ice pack each" Carolina asked.
As Sarge got the ice packs for Sora and Grif a foul stench filled the You Show gangs nose. "Oh God, what is that foul stench" Yuzu said holding her nose.
"Yeah that would be Grif's room, it's real nasty in there" Donut said.
"It's not that bad, also Donut your room is covered top to bottom in glittery paint" Grif said.
"Dude, even cockroaches think that it is to gross to live in" Simmons said.
Yoko approached the room "uh, Yoko I wouldn't go in there if I were you" Kiki warned.
"I've cleaned Yuya's room for 14 years, I think I can handle it" Yoko said as she entered the room that had 'Grif" written on it, a few seconds later they heard a loud scream from Yoko and everyone immediately rushed to her aid.
"Kaa-san" Yuya said as he ran into the room and step on something gross, he looked down to see an old moldy taco. "ARGH, WHY IS THERE AN OLD MOLDY TACO IN YOUR ROOM, GRIF" Yuya screamed at him, while they found his mother with a shocked look on her face.
Yuzu looked up to see a pair of dirty underwear stuck on the ceiling, "HOW DID YOUR UNDERWEAR GET ON THE CEILING" Yuzu yelled.
"I the man Gongenzaka-," although his thought was interrupted by something unexpected. "SOMETHING JUST BRUSHED UP AGAINST MY FOOT"
"What is it a rat?" Sora asked.
"I don't know but it had six feet, fur and wings" Gongenzaka said grossed out.
"Uh kids, I think we should get out of the room, I touched one of the piles of trash now my hand is starting to burn" Shuzo said
The You Show gang exited the room each of them about to puke. "Yeah sorry about that, we were going to clean his room, but our heavy lifter is too depressed to do anything, although now looking at it the only way to clean this thing is with a flamethrower" Wash said.
"I'm just surprised that anything is alive in there" Doc said, "Well except for the human cockroach" O'Mailey said referring to Grif who responded with a loud "HEY"
"Church was my best friend, He was so kind to me" Caboose said.
"He yelled at you every day, often with death threats" Simmons said.
"He was always happy to see me," Caboose continued
"Caboose's existence filled most of his life with despair and anger," Grif continued
"Even though there was an accident with the tank," Caboose said.
"Which he caused," Wash added.
"He was always my best friend" Caboose said crying.
Everyone looked at Caboose "Hey Caboose how about we take you to the mall wouldn't that be fun?" Yuya said.
"We can get candy and ice cream," Sora said.
Hearing this Caboose rushed to Carolina's side "Can we go to the mall Carolina, can we, can we?" He said with childlike glee.
"Sure, that sounds like fun" Carolina said knowing she couldn't say no to that face.
"Wow you can be real nice when you aren't being the fourth scariest person we know" Sarge said.
"There are people scarier than the chick who punched a dragon in the nards" Sora said.
"Wait, fourth scariest person, who's scarier than me?" Carolina asks.
"You're seriously gonna make this into a competition" Washington said blankly.
"In third place Dr Emily Grey" Sarge said, which reminded everyone of her 'interrogation', which made Carolina respond "fair enough" Carolina agreed.
"Why" Yuya was about to say his question but Tucker leant down and whispered something into his and Sora's ear.
"Look long story short, she is a crazy surgeon, and tip of advice never stick your dick in crazy" Tucker saying his piece
"Solid advice" Yuya said sarcastically.
"In second place Tex" Grif said. "Church's crazy ex and he told me once she beat a man to death with their own skull, even thinking about her makes my nuts ache" Grif added then started to hold his nuts in the fetal position crying.
"Yeah, Tex punched him in the nuts like a lot and super hard" Tucker said as Sarge laughed at Grif's pain
"What that doesn't seem physically possible" Carolina said skeptical of her rival's feat even though there was a teenager in the room with natural red and green hair in the room so anything is possible.
"She found a way, anyway in the number one spot is THE BIG, THE BAD, THE BAT-SHIT CRAZY META" Sarge said in a scary voice.
"Who is this Meta you speak of?" Yuzu asked.
"Only the scariest mute ever who has the strength of like twenty bears, " Grif said.
"I stabbed him in the chest with my sword and he walked it off like a flu shot" Tucker said.
"I shot him multiple times with my shotgun before hooking him to a Warthog and throwing it off a cliff" Sarge said.
"No, there's more to that, he use to be part of Project Freelancer he was known as Agent Maine, he use to be strong loyal soldier but after he got an A.I. implant he went savage, he hunted us, his friends, to gain more A.I.s the guy drove himself to madness, he was no longer Maine he was now the monster the Meta" wash explained leaving the You show students shocked Tatsuya, Ayu and Futoshi holding onto Yoko's jeans.
"Oh my goodness" Yoko said.
Sarge kneeled down to the kids level to talk to them "Don't worry kids you don't have to fear the Meta, because he's dead and even he were by some chance alive Tucker has his armor and we won't let anyone hurt you." Sarge's words seemed to calm down the children.
"Yeah but still, he was still a good man, Our leader just didn't have us in his best interest, We realized to late and paid the price" Carolina continued.
"I am so sorry for your friend" Yuya said
"Thank you, well enough reminiscing I believe we were going to get Caboose some candy and Ice cream" Carolina said with a smile.
"Yaaaaaaay" Caboose said having the most enthusiasm
"Well I guess it's settled" Yuya said.
With that being said everyone except for Lopez and Sheila got in the warthogs that Lopez has modified to seat 7 extra passengers instead of the turrets and drove down to the mall.
After ten minutes of driving they arrived at the Maiami city mall, which was an open aired mall so it was like a street with a bunch with nothing but stores. "Okay everyone we'll split up and meet back here at 4pm got it, also which one of you wants to look after Caboose" Carolina said and immediately everyone but the You show kids, Wash and Donut ran off.
"I'll watch Caboose for you guys" Sora offered.
"And I the man Gongenzaka shall assist him" Gongenzaka said.
"Okay, just for the love of god don't let him out of your sight otherwise bad things will happen, I can not stress this enough and makes sure he drinks his apple juice" Wash said as the three walked off with Freckles trailing behind them to the candy store "I already know this may have been a mistake" Wash said to himself.
Yuya and Yuzu were walking towards the card shop, "So Yuzu I forgot to ask what was Carolina and the others like" Yuya asked. Yuzu blushed remembering her talk with Carolina
"Uh nothing much, Donut painted our nails we gossiped, we found out Grif and Simmons are straight" Yuzu said.
"Wait Grif and Simmons are straight?" Yuya asked
"I know I was surprised too, what about you?" Yuzu replied.
Yuya thought about how the soldiers razzed him about his relationship with Yuzu. "Nothing much, just chatted about their stories, Tucker tried to peek on my mom speaking of which he owes me $20 because of the Grif and Simmons thing and Sarge was singing in his sleep" Yuya said.
"What was he singing" Yuzu asked.
"I just wish that Grif was dead, put a bullet through his head" Yuya sang causing Yuzu to laugh.
Meanwhile at another part of the mall Tucker and Kiki were walking around the mall. "So Kiki how was Blood Gulch after we left?" Tucker asked.
"Well after that Grey guy speaking choked me till I passed out, I woke up to find myself alone in the canyon, it was fun at first having the place but after a while it got lonely, when I saw that message that you guys are still alive, I was so happy that I could see you again, getting my teenage body is a bonus and I'm seeing some weird colours I guess that means that portal thing fixed my colorblindness so that's cool" Kiki said.
Hearing that Tucker embraced her, "I am so sorry that we left you all alone" Tucker said unknowing that Grif and Simmons were watching them Grif having a look of pure rage while eating a burger.
"So, now that we are alone, how about we go on a date right now?" Tucker asked
"I did see a Victoria Secret a few stores down want to see me try out lingerie" Sister offered.
Grif hearing this "WHAT THE FUCK, OKAY I'M GOING DOWN THERE" Grif roared dropping his burger about to charge down there, but Simmons tried to hold back, barely.
"Dude calm down she'll be fine she does have the ultimate trap card, Chlamydia" Simmons laughed but caused Grif to be enraged enough break out of his hold and punch Simmons in the throat
"It would be good to go to a victoria secret I'm not banned from" Tucker said but as they were about to head off they bumped into a huge, muscular young man that towered over them causing Kiki to fall to the ground.
"Oh I'm so sorry miss" The young man said, his voice sounded of an 18 year old. He had short brown hair, Caucasian skin he was wearing a black turtleneck, brown jeans and a white jacket. The huge man extended his arm to help Kaikaina up. "My name is Atem Eniam it is nice to meet you"
"Kaikaina Grif" Kiki introduced herself
"Lavernius Tucker" Tucker doing the same shaking his hand, which gave Atem time to notice their duel disks
"You guys are duelists, same here are you going to participate in the Maiami Championship cause I'm entering as well" Atem said
"Yes, well we're kind of on a date here, hope we'll meet you in the tournament" Tucker said dragging Kiki to Victoria Secret.
"Bye huge dude" Kiki said waving to Atem
Meanwhile, Noburu, Sora Caboose and Freckles were in a candy store buying candy. Parents kept their kids distant from the group because of the mechanical dog armed with advanced weaponry. "You feeling better Caboose?" Sora asked.
"Yes, Thank you very much Sora, Gong and Zeke" Caboose said.
"Gongenzaka, and That is good to hear, by the way Sora mind if you watch Caboose while I head to the bathroom" Gongenzaka said.
"Sure" Sora said as Gongenzaka left the store, Sora then saw some donut shaped candies with various flavors and was captivated by a wall of candy. As his back was turned Caboose saw a butterfly then start to follow it out of the store and into the mall with freckles. Shun was watching the scene from a rooftop and start to jump roof-to-roof following Caboose.
After a few minutes Gongenzaka returned to see Sora trying to carry three times his weight in candy. "Sora, where's Caboose?" The huge teen asked only for Sora to look around to see that Caboose and Freckles to be gone.
"I only turned my back for two minutes, where did he go?" Sora proclaimed.
"Well until we find them no candy for you" Noburu said swiping the bag of candy off the blue haired boy.
"Oh son of a bitch" Sora said the phrase he learned from the soldiers
Meanwhile, a group of LDS students were walking through the mall one was a blonde and light haired teenager in a white school uniform and red pants. "Man, these cards are awful" He said.
"Says the guy who switches decks more often than they switch Saturday night live actors" a teenager with purple hair and purple jacket and white pants.
"Dude, he's paying for our cards, maybe stop the disses, even though that was hilarious a shorter boy with tan skin long hair and a white jacket with torn sleeves and a black shirt and pants underneath.
"Any way, why aren't you with your lackeys, Sawatari?" A dark skinned girl with long black hair and a blue top over a yellow shirt and black pants asked.
"Well Masumi, they all got chickenpox" Sawatari responded
"Isn't that dangerous for people our age?" the brown hair boy asked.
"Probably Yaiba, I'm not a doctor" Sawatari responded then he saw someone in hot pants and long, smooth, feminine legs although they couldn't see the rest of the person because they were bending down around a corner. "Hello hottie two o'clock, wish me luck boys, I'm getting my self a date" Sawatari said walking towards the person.
"Who wants to bet he gets rejected?" the purple haired boy said.
"Hokuto, do really think their would be any other outcome" Yaiba said.
"You're right, the hell was I thinking" Hokuto said.
"Hey there pretty lady, do you want to go on a date with the great Sawatari Shingo" Sawatari boasted. The person stood up and walked around the corner to reveal Franklin Delano Donut. Discovering that he just flirted with a dude, his face went into pure shock, Sawatari thought 'Oh GOD', while Masumi, Hokuto and Yaiba just started to laugh.
"I'm sorry but you're a bit to young for me, but good for you coming out of the closet" Donut complimented him.
"What's going on here?" Carolina said coming from around the corner along with Wash, Sarge, and Doc.
"Oh this kind little boy wanted to go on a date with me although, he is a bit to young for me" Donut said
"Wait, wait, wait so he was asking out you" O'Mailey said, that caused everyone but Sawatari and Donut to start busting there guts laughing.
"Hey what's going on, wait Sawatari?" Yuya said as he and Yuzu entered the scene.
"Yuya, you know this guy?" Wash said.
"He's from Leo Duel School and he stole Yuya's pendulum cards" Yuzu said
"Well I am the true master of the pendulum summon, son of the mayor, I am the great Sawatari Shingo" Sawatari boasted.
"I never thought I'd find a person more annoying than Grif, apparently I was wrong" Sarge said
"He also tried to ask me on a date but I declined, to young for me" Donut said.
"I thought you were a chick," Sawatari yelled causing Yuya and Yuzu to snicker which soon turned to laughter.
"Hey aren't you guys that took down the Demon's head gang?" Yaiba asked.
"Indeed we are my name is Carolina, this is Wash, Sarge, Doc and you already are acquainted with Donut" Carolina said
"Dude you guys were awesome taking on an entire duel gang and punching that dragon in the nuts that was something I'd never even imagine, my name is Yaiba, Yaiba Todo, the girl over there is Masumi and the purple haired guy is Hokuto" Yaiba said.
"Nice to meet you" Masumi said.
"Same here, also How did you take out that duel gang" Hokuto said.
"Let's just lets just say we have a lot of experience fighting an army of assholes, and giving a swift and painful as kicking" Sarge said.
"Well if you guys are so skilled in dueling, How about I take you guys on, cause non of you are even close to my level of skill" Sawatari said.
"Hey if he's going to be dueling you guys so will I" Yaiba said.
"Same here" Hokuto said
"I agree" Masumi said.
"I wouldn't recommend that Sawatari, she did punch a dragon in the nards," Yuya warned.
"Well if you want a duel, let's duel cause you know what they say today is a good day for you to die" Sarge said in his southern accent
"Fair warning most of these guys are crazy," Yuzu said.
"Hey guys what's going on here?" Sora said moving towards the group while Gongenzaka searched for Caboose, which immediately got the soldiers' attention.
"Sora where is Caboose?" Washington said with fear in his voice.
"Look we may have lost him, I looked away for two minutes, but me and Gongenzaka are looking for him," Sora admitted.
"WHAT" the former soldiers yelled.
"Oh god this bad" Carolina said.
"Hey don't ignore me, I'll tell my papa on you" Sawatari said
"Tell him what? That you are little bitch" Sarge retorted.
"GUYS WE HAVE A CRISIS HERE" the blond and brown haired freelancer yelled at them.
"Oh come on Caboose is older than me, so he's stupid I mean what's the worst that can happen" Sora said. As he said those words a huge explosion could be seen in the distance from a few blocks away.
"DA HELL" Yaiba screamed.
Wash looked to the blue haired boy and yelled, "THAT, THAT WHAT HAPPENS SORA, AT MINIMAL" He yelled as Yuya, Yuzu and the rest of the gang left the Leo students behind.
Tucker, Kiki, Grif and Simmons all saw the explosion, "Please tell me that isn't Caboose" Tucker said.
"I could but I would be lying" Grif replied as they ran towards their friends location.
Caboose was still having fun even after obliviously causing vehicles, buildings and non-flammable objects to spontaneously combust just by his touch alone trying to catch the butterfly. "Today is a fun day, isn't that right freckles" Caboose said.
"Affirmative" Freckles said as both walked into an alleyway.
"You stop" an unknown voice said, and then Shun Kurosaki dropped down from the rooftops. "You Academia scum are going to pay for your crimes" Shun said.
"Those fires were accidents, and Tucker did it" Caboose said.
"Hostile detected, lethal force authorized" Freckles said as he revealed his guns and lazer cannons.
"NO FRECKLES, BAD, DOWN" Caboose commanded his robot pet.
"Yes Master" Freckles said as he retracted his weaponry as Shun activated his duel disk.
"Enough talk, duel me so I can seal your fate as well as your little dog thing" Shun demanded causing Freckles to growl.
"Yay someone to play with. My Name is Michael J Caboose, what's yours?" Caboose said eagerly activating his duel disk.
"Since you were inclined to give me your name, I shall give you mine, my name is Shun Kurosaki and for all my friends in the resistance I will destroy you" Shun introduced himself
"Oh you were in the Chorus resistance too, oh boy this'll be a lot of fun" Caboose said
"DUEL" both of them said.
Caboose: 4000
Shun: 4000
"My turn I summon Genex controller in attack mode and set two cards face down" Caboose said as a small yellow robot with a square head and diodes as eyes and ears appeared and two face down cards appeared behind it. (Lvl 3, ATK 1400). "I end my turn" Caboose said with a smile.
"My turn, draw" Shun said. 'He summoned a normal monster, why would he use such a card, well it's still stronger that any monster I have right now, also can't use Rise Falcon now guess all I can do is set up some defense' Shun thought. "I summon Raid Raptor Vanishing Lanius" A green robotic bird with one blue eye appeared (lvl 4, ATK 1300). "And his ability allows me to special summon another Raid raptor from my hand like another vanishing Lanius" Shun said as another green robotic bird appeared (lvl 4, ATK 1300).
"I place three cards face down and end my turn" Shun said as the cards appeared
"Those are some pretty birdies, I activate my trap, solemn wishes, whenever I draw I gain 500 life points" Caboose said as his trap activated. "I draw" Caboose said as light shone down upon him.
Caboose: 4500
"First I activate pot of greed and draw two cards and I summon Genex Undine in attack mode" Caboose said as a blue female robot appeared, it had a body of a water pump (lvl 3, ATK 1200)
Caboose: 5000
"Now I tune my level 3 Controller with my level 3 Undine." Controller turned into 3 green rings, while Undine jumped through the rings and turned into 3 white stars. "My robot friends power up and wash away the bad people, Synchro Summon, Hello level 6 Hydro Genex" Caboose saying his own unique chant, then in a flash of light and upgraded version of Undine appeared with blue robotic wings, was slimmer and had scepter. (Lvl 6, ATK 2300)
"Synchro summoning, so you must be the pawn of fusion," Shun said.
"I have no idea what you talking about, Freckles do you know what he means?" Caboose asked his mechanical dog.
"Negative" Freckles replied.
"Don't play dumb to me, you academia bastards took my sister away from me, destroyed my home, for that you will all suffer my wrath" Shun shouted at Caboose.
"I am so sorry, I too have lost my best friend, Church, I miss him and you actually remind me of him." Caboose said sadly but then his face lit up in happiness. "I got an idea, how about we become best friends, we can find your sister and all become super best friends" Caboose offered.
"No, we will not be best friends, not only that is the most ridiculous idea I ever heard, why on god's earth would I ever align myself with the likes of you Academia scum" Shun said venomously.
"Oh, well that is amazing" Caboose yelled in glee.
"What?" Shun responded in confusion.
"Tucker always said, no means yes" Caboose said quoting his perverted teammate.
"That's not even remotely correct" Shun said.
"Well time to continue my turn, I activate convergence of past and future" Caboose said showing a card with a caveman fighting alongside a cyborg with portals behind them. "With this I can summon 2 level 4 or below monsters, one from my graveyard and one from my deck, but their effects are negated, now I special summon to the field Genex Blastfan and Controller to the field." Caboose said as controller and a green fan with robotic arms and legs with one blue eye appeared. "Now I tune level 3 controller with my level 4 blastfan" Caboose said as controller turned into 3 rings and blastfan transformed into 4 white stars in the rings. "My robotic friends power up and blow away evil, Synchro Summon, Level 7 Windmill Genex." In a flash of light a huge green robot with a fan in its chest appeared. (Lvl 7, ATK 2000)
"And his ability is that his attack increases for every face down card on the field"
Windmill Genex (ATK 2000-3200)
"I also activate his other ability I discard one card to destroy one of your face downs" he said as he discarded the card and Windmill's fan blew a gust that destroyed one of Shun's face downs
Windmill Genex (ATK 3200-2900)
"I place one card face down and attack my new best friend with my Windmill, go Whirlwind Wrecker" Caboose said as the Green robot fired a tornado of wind towards one of Shun's birds.
Windmill Genex (ATK 2900-3200)
"I activate scrap iron scarecrow and negate one of your attacks, and resets itself" Shun said as a metal scarecrow made out of spare parts blocked the attack.
"Then I attack with Hydro go Splash Spear" as a stream of water pierced one of Shun's monsters and explode. "And whenever she destroys a monster by battle I gain life points equal to the attack points and I end my turn" Caboose said.
Shun: 3000
Caboose: 6300
"Two synchro summonings in one turn, you're good, but not good enough, I draw" Shun said as he looked at the card "I activate Card of sanctity we both draw till we get have six cards in our hand" Shun said as he and Caboose drew their cards.
Caboose: 6800
"Next I summon my final Vanishing Lanius" Shun said as the familiar green cybernetic bird appeared. "And with his ability I special summon Tribute Lanius" A blue version of the familiar cyberbird appeared but had sabers floating around him. "Now I overlay my 3 level 4 raid raptors to call forth my most trusted ally."
Shun said as the 3 monsters turned into purple energy and flew into a galaxy and created a pillar of light. "Obscured falcon, from adversity raise your sharpened claws, Spread your wings of rebellion, XYZ Summon, Come forth Rank 4, Raid Raptor Rise Falcon" Shun shouted as a giant black and teal robotic falcon with 4 wings, thrusters for feathers and six red eyes in the shape of a hexagon appeared with three purple orbs floating around it. (Rank 4, ATK 100, OVU-3)
"Oooh, big birdie, I'm going call him Ricky" Caboose said in awe.
"This 'birdie' will be your destruction, and don't call him Ricky I activate Rise falcon's ability" Shun said a one of the purple orbs got absorbed into the falcon's face. "By detaching one overlay unit a can add the attack of all special summoned monsters to Rise Falcon's" Shun said as Hydro and Windmill glowed blue and green respectively and the energy got absorbed into rise falcon as it ignited into flames and rise into the sky
Rise Falcon (100+2300+3200=5600)
The reds and blues split up to find Caboose around the area of destruction. Currently Sarge was searching with Yuya and Yuzu.
"Oh man how are we going to find Caboose?" Yuya said.
"We'll just go the place that has the most fire" Sarge replied but as they did Tucker and Grif arrived on the scene.
"Hey guys who lost Caboose this time?" Tucker said.
"Sora," Yuzu said bluntly.
"Remind me to kick his ass and Caboose's for ruining my date with Kiki" Tucker said.
"I'll remind you after I kick your ass for trying to get in my sister's pants" Grif said to him
"Enough guys we have to find him I can't imagine what kind of trouble he is..." He said as he saw flames int the shape of a bird. "Great Flaming Phoenixes what the hell is that?" Sarge said referring to Rise Falcon in the distance.
"Oh no" Yuzu said as she ran towards the duel.
"Yuzu" Yuya said running after her along with the Tucker, Sarge and Grif.
"Shouldn't we be running away from the scary death bird?" Grif complained.
"Now Rise Falcon attack that fool's Windmill, Brave Claw Revolution" Shun commanded as he ordered his Falcon to tear Caboose's robot to shreds
"I activate my trap Fairy Box" Caboose said as in an explosion of pink smoke a whak-a mole game appeared and Caboose's machines entered it. "I flip a coin and if I get it right I win a prize, I call heads" Caboose said. Caboose flipped the coin and looked up and smiled, only for the coin to go down his throat and started to choke on it. Freckles fearing his master's demise went up behind him and performed the Heimlich maneuver.
Caboose spat out the coin it flew out of his throat and hit Shun in the face "ah damn it" Shun said reacting to the coin hitting his face and the coin landed on heads.
"Yay heads, now what do I win?" Caboose asked.
"His monsters attack points are now reduced to 0" Freckles said
"WHAT" Shun yelled in disbelief
Rise Falcon (5600-0)
Windmill Genex (3200-2900)
"Windmill counter Ricky, Whirlwind wrecker" Windmill created a tornado strong enough to blow away the trashcans in the street and Rise Falcon shattered into dust.
"I activate Raid Raptor readiness from my graveyard, by remove it from play, I take no damage
Yuzu felt a gust of wind come out of the alleyway, "Oh no CABOOSE" Yuzu yelled. Running towards the scene "Stop Don't hur-, Wait Caboose you're actually winning" She said as she saw on her duel disk the progress of the Duel.
"Yuzu" Yuya said as he finally caught up with her then looked at Shun and recognized him when he turn those people into cards "Caboose stay from that guy he's going to turn you into a card" Yuya yelled in concern.
"Hey little soldiers, what's going on?" Sarge asked
"Serious why'd you run over here?" Tucker asked referring to Shun while Grif just wheezed because he had to run for three minutes."Dude, you seriously need to exercise man" Tucker commented.
"Fuck…..you" Grif said before collapsing.
"So who's winning?" Sarge asked.
"Caboose" Yuzu said
"Seriously?" everyone said.
"Seriously" Yuzu said
"So, who's this asshole?" Tucker asked.
"This is my new best friend Shun Kurosaki, he's just like Church but has pretty birdies" Caboose said.
"So, you brought reinforcements, how predictable of Academia" Shun said
"Acadawhatza?" Sarge said.
"Dude, what are you talking about?" Tucker asked.
"Don't lie to me, you Academia scum will pay for what you did to me and my friends" Shun yelled at them
"I don't even know who you are, Jesus this guy is crazier than Doc and O'Mailey" Tucker said.
"You will all pay starting with your prodigy"Shun threatened
"What prodigy?" Sarge said.
"The blonde guy in the blue shirt, who do you think I meant?" Shun asked. Everyone besides Shun and Caboose looked at each other and started to laugh uncontrollably, leaving Shun confused.
"what is so goddamn funny?" Shun yelled at them.
Tucker taking a breath so he can answer, "Caboose is the biggest idiot alive, granted we do not know how he got so good with this game, but the dude can't spell his own name, Caboose spell your name" Tucker said.
"K, E, B, W, 6, Z, did I win?" Caboose said while Shun's left eye began to twitch.
"Yeah sure buddy" Sarge said.
"So you're telling me I have been having a stalemate with a complete imbecile" Shun said
"Pretty much" Grif said getting up
"Okay, well that explains the fires, for the sake my pride, time for me to go all out I activate the quick play magic, Rank Up Magic-Raptor Force, with this I special summon my Rise Falcon from the grave" Shun said as his ace falcon rose from the grave "Now I get to XYZ summon a monster one rank higher than my monster." Shun said as Rise Falcon turned into purple energy and flew into a galaxy and in a pillar of light exploded from the galaxy. "Ferocious falcon, break through the fierce battle and spread your wings, destroy our gathering foes, Rank up XYZ Change, Rank 5, Raid raptors Blaze Falcon" In Rise Falcon's place was a crimson red cybernetic bird. (Rank 5, ATK 1000, OVU-1).
"Rank up XYZ" Tucker being an XYZ duelist himself was baffled by what he just saw.
"I use his ability to attack your life points directly," Shun said as Blaze falcon swooped past Caboose's monsters
"I activate my Fairy Box," Caboose said
"Not this time, I activate from my hand, double cyclone and use it to destroy your Fairy box and solemn wishes" Two giant tornadoes emerged and destroyed Caboose's traps.
The red metal bird dove down attacking him directly causing a huge gust of wind making everyone to cover their faces from the wind and dust.
Caboose: 5800
When the dust cleared they found that Caboose was gone "Uh where did Caboose go?" Yuya questioned.
"YAAAAAY" Caboose yelled, everyone looked up to see Caboose riding on Blaze Falcon's back with a smile on his face.
"GET OF MY DAMN FALCON, CABOOSE," Shun yelled at him.
"WHEEEE" Caboose said with Glee as the monster flew.
"After my monster makes a direct attack I get to destroy one of your monsters, and I choose Hydro Genex" Shun said as flaps opened on its back and fired missiles towards Hydro destroying the blue robot the force of the blast was felt by the spectators.
"Wait, actual damage outside the action field, what the hell," Sarge said.
"Next I activate Rank up magic-Raid force, with this I select one Xyz monster and summon one Xyz monster one rank higher" Shun said as Blaze falcon turned into purple energy causing Caboose to fall as the energy flew into a galaxy and exploded in a pillar of light.
"Caboose" Tucker yelled, but Windmill Genex flew up and caught his master.
"Thank you" Caboose said as he got off the robot.
"Prideful falcon, spread your wings dyed in the blood of heroes, advance through the path of revolution, Rank up XYZ change, Rank 6, Raid raptor Revolution Falcon" Shun said as a black robotic Falcon with a red face appeared with rocket thrusters for feathers (Rank 6, ATK 2000, OVU-2)
"Revolution Falcon effect activates, once per turn, when there is a raidraptors xyz monster attach to this card I can select on monster destroy it and deal half of the attack points as damage" Shun said as Revolution falcon rose above them and opened its flaps to reveal torpedo launchers
"That crazy bastard is going to carpet bomb us," Grif yelled, but Windmill Genex flew up to intercept the blast.
Caboose: 4500
"Turn end" Shun said.
"I draw and I activate my trap descending lost star, I get to summon a synchro monster back from the grave in defense mode and losses a level, its effects are negated and its defense drops to 0, hello again hydro genex" Caboose said as Hydro Genex reappeared (Level 6-5, DEF 1800-0). "Next I play one for one I discard one monster to summon a level 1 monster from my deck, I special summon Genex recycled in attack mode" Caboose discarded a card and called forth a robot that looked like Genex Controller but black and white (lvl 1, ATK 200) "I then activate monster reborn and bring back Genex ally chemistrer" A purple robot with a yellow face and green and red bottle and chemical guns. (lvl 2, ATK 200)
"What is Caboose up to?" Yuya said.
"I just can't believe Caboose has that much skill dueling, this morning I had to help him not drown in his cereal." Tucker remarked
"Next I activate recycled ability, now I select a genex monster in my grave and I choose controller, next because I have a 'genex controller' I can summon Genex Furnace" A robot with a furnace in its chest appeared (Lvl 5, ATK 2000). "Now I tune my recycled with my hydro and my chemistrer with my furnace, my robotic friends power up and call forth the dark knight" Caboose said. Recycled turned into a green ring while hydro turned into five stars then a pillar of light erupted, "Synchro summon, level six, Genex Ally Triarm" Caboose said as a black robot with a blue faceplate and a triple barreled cannon for his left arm (Level 6, ATK 2400). Chemistrer turned into two green rings and Furnace turned into five stars. "My robotic friends power up and call forth the shining knight". A pillar of light erupted, "Synchro summon, level 7, Genex Ally Triforce" A white robot with a red faceplate and a triple barreled cannon on his right arm (Level 7, ATK 2500).
'If that fool even thinks about attacking Revolution falcon his monsters attack will become 0 and only hurt himself.' Shun thought to himself.
"I activate Triarm's ability since I used a water non tuner monster synchro summon I discard one card and destroy one spell or trap and I destroy the face down scrap iron scarecrow" Caboose said as Triarm shot a blue lazer out of his gun arm and destroyed the face down. "I then activate from the graveyard Breakthrough skill, by removing it from play I can negate a monsters ability and I choose Revolution falcon" Caboose said as Revolution falcon started to glow.
"WHAT" Shun said in a panic.
"Go Caboose" Tucker said.
"Now Triforce attack revolution falcon, Elemental tri shot" Caboose yelled as triforce shot red, orange and yellow lazers at the falcon, destroying it.
Shun: 2500
"Now because I used a fire non tuner monster for the synchro summon, since I destroyed a monster by battle the destroyed monster's attack is dealt as damage, Triarm, Triforce time for the grand finale" Caboose said as the robots stood back to back aimed their cannons at Shun and fired a rainbow lazer at him
"YAAAAAH" Shun yelled as he was knocked to the ground.
Shun: 0
Caboose: WIN
York saw the entire duel, wearing a brown cloak that covered his face and black goggles and a cowboy hat. Feeling like he would need some back up he activated his earpiece to call Yuto, "Hey Yuto what's your position, Shun just lost a duel to possibly one of those Academia guys you guys are always talking about, what's your E.T.A?" York asked
"About five minutes" Yuto said.
"Guess I'll have to stall them then, I always had a dramatic flare". York said as he hung up.
Everyone flocked to Caboose's side even Grif who got up. "That was amazing, Caboose" Yuya praised.
"Well done soldier" Sarge patted him on the back.
Yuzu just stared at Shun as he got up and Caboose walked up to him.
"Go ahead do your worst" he said to the blue. Caboose then opened his arms and gave Caboose a big bear hug.
"That was very fun thank you, you and I are going to be best friends, we can play duel monsters, teach freckles and your birdies new tricks, eat ice cream together, drive a tank and it will be like Church never died." That last part got Shun curious as the other soldiers heard they decided to step in.
"Hey Caboose, if it is not too much to ask I would like to ask Shun here a few questions" Tucker asked.
"Okay" Caboose said as he turned so shun can face them.
"I'll never tell you Academia scum anything" Shun said with venom in his voice.
"Actually that is the thing we have no idea what Academia is" Tucker said
"So start with the answers or I'll beat to death with Grif's lifeless corpse" Sarge threatened.
"Sarge, not helping" Tucker said.
"Yeah" Grif said.
"And your even less help" Yuya said. As he said those words as York dropped down and kicked Sarge in the head.
"Sorry boys, this guy is with me," York said. Grif charged at him but York snuck up behind him and elbowed him on the back of the head.
"AH THE BACK OF MY HEAD" Grif yelled in pain.
"Okay buddy it's just you and me" Tucker said.
"Yeah, what can you bring to the table now?" York asked, only for Tucker to activate his alien sword. "What the? How did you get Shangheli tech?" York baffled by Tucker's sword.
Before they could fight, a knife was thrown at York but it hit the wall behind him. "Okay, I'm going to count to three and by then someone should explain to me what's going on" Wash said walking into the alley.
"Wash?" York said startled by his former Freelancer friend's face. While everyone was distracted Shun slipped out of Caboose's bear hug, got back on his feet and was about to punch him. However, Carolina swooped down from the rooftops and roundhouse kicked Shun in the face knocking him to the ground.
"Wash, Carolina why do you guys have to steal my thunder?" Tucker asked.
"Wait, Carolina?" York looked around to see the red head in aqua clothing, he know no doubt that this was the woman he loved in his project freelancer days.
"What, do you want some too?" she threatened, York just stared at her and slowly walked towards her.
"Carolina is that really you?" York asked taking off his hat and goggles and lowered his cloak to show his face.
This act made Carolina and Wash's eyes go wide "York, is that really you?" Carolina asked even though they were younger she could recognize him by the sound of his voice, his brown hair and that scar on his left eye.
"How is this even possible?" Wash questioned him being fully aware that York was suppose to be dead, he set his armour to self destruct himself.
Yuto observed the scene, 'Damn York wasn't kidding about the back up' Yuto then looked around to see Yuzu. 'Yuzu, maybe her bracelet will activate and teleport us away' Yuto thought and jumped down.
Yuto's assumption was right Yuzu's bracelet started to glow "What in the red hell?" Sarge said. Yuto grabbed Shun during the confusion, and grabbed York's collar catching Wash and Carolina's eye.
"What?" Wash said.
"Time to go" Yuto said.
"Wait no, Yuto" York said as he grabbed Yuto's arm.
As Yuzu's bracelet glowed Tucker's sword shone even brighter as if it started a chain reaction and looked like it has burst into flames. Energy swirled in the air and started to build power.
"Uh guys, something is happening" Tucker said as the area started to glow pink and blue,
"Everyone get down," Wash said as he grabbed Caboose and put him in a trashcan for safety.
"York" Carolina said as she extended her arm to reach him
"Hit the Deck" Grif shouted as he tried to run, but until the energy went critical and exploded Yuto, Shun and York disappeared in a pink flash. The blast sent the group flying to the ground after the dust settled they got up and they dusted themselves off with minor injuries.
"What the hell was that?" Wash said.
"I don't know all I know is that Yuzu's bracelet started to glow and then it made my sword catch on fire, so you tell me." Tucker said.
"What happened?" Caboose said emerging from the trashcan.
"Yuzu mind if you explain something to us" Carolina asked Yuzu looking to the ground knowing that she has kept this secret for to long.
"Yuzu" Yuya said with worry but was interrupted by the sound of sirens.
"Uh guys, I don't know about you but I rather not go to jail again, so we got to go" Grif said.
"Yeah we can talk later for now commerce operation: book it" Sarge said as they started to run.
In another deserted part of the city Yuto, Shun and York appeared in a pink flash, "well that was unexpected" Yuto said.
"Carolina" York yelled as he frantically looked for her. "Where is she, where is Carolina" York said.
"We teleported away from the area, she's probably still there" Yuto responded.
"We have to go back," York said.
"I agree, we have to take down those academia scum," Shun said.
"Shun, if there is one thing I know is that Carolina would never align herself with people like that" York rebutted.
"And how do you know that, they were the ones who took my sister away?" Shun asked.
"Because people like that killed her in the first place" Shun and Yuto were taken back by this, "She is a competitive woman, but she would never do something as horrible as those academia scum, and Shun you know your sister is still alive, I had lived knowing that she was dead for years. So excuse me that I want to ask questions about this whole situation, because you aren't the only one who had people you loved taken away from you." York said as he stormed out but as he did a card in his deck glowed.
The reds and blues were running home hopefully not being caught by the police but were unaware about the faint glows coming from the duel disks of Tucker, Sarge, Grif, Carolina and Wash.
A/N And that is where our chapter ends people I hope I given you enough jokes and drama this chapter. And before an angry lich mob appears at my door because Shun lost to Caboose I just want to say Caboose is the most luckiest character in the red vs blue universe, he redefines the phrase 'dumb luck' and plus I wanted to start the Shun and Caboose friendship when I thought of this crossover anyway. Also just to let you know Atem Eniam, will be a more regular character and is a homage to the first yugioh protagonist Atem, also he is not a OC. I hope you enjoyed reading this and see you next time.