Pawn Shop Planet
Naruto yawned as he sat on a counter in a pawn shop balancing a kunai on his finger while Rick and Morty looked for something they wanted, its been a few days since everyone migrated to this dimension and after implanting fake memories into the people of Earth
As he caught the kunai, and began to stretch, Naruto saw the sex robot standing in the back of the shop and looked at it for a moment before he looked to the owner of the pawn shop
"Hey old man, who created the sex robot?" Naruto asked
"It comes from Planet Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system." The man said getting a nod from Naruto who headed for the door
"Yo Rick, I'm out." Naruto said to the old man who gave a half-hearted wave, as he walked out onto Pawn Shop planet Naruto began to look around before he levitated slightly and in a large sonic boom he flew away hurtling through space at high speeds
5 Minutes Later
Naruto paused when he looked at his digital map of the Andromeda system that he stole off of a bounty hunter he killed, and hovered over Gazorpazorp before he landed in a wasteland
Blinking Naruto looked around before he caught a spear headed for his head as large muscular red creatures. That possessed a great deal of body hair, with four arms on their body, where the two highest are the largest, and two arms on their head as well came charging
"Want to play? Okay." Naruto smirked bloodthirsty before he tossed the spear up into the air and with a few hand seals the spear went from one to a million, as Naruto laughed charging forward
A large head arrived, as Naruto stood in the sea of dead monsters turning to face the head as women walked forward with weapons ready to kill him
"Did you do this?" the lead woman demanded
"Yeah." Naruto said
"Do you have any idea what you have done?! We needed them to continue our species!" the woman yelled
"I can fill that roll." Naruto smirked causing the women to glare, "Your planet is mine have a choice. You can leave, or accept me as your new ruler."
"Seize him." the woman ordered
Naruto smirked as he felt a telekinetic force around his neck trying to suffocate him but in a flash all the woman were on their hands and knees gasping for breath as Naruto released his killer intent
"So you chose to accept me as your new ruler." Naruto said his voice taking an erthreal tone, "Your the leader correct?'
The lead Gazorpian female nodded fearfully
"Good." Naruto said his RinneSharingan appearing and with a use of the Kotoamatsukami Naruto just took over the planet of Gazorpazorp, "Let us go see my new castle."
The Gazorpian's lead Naruto to their ship, while he left a clone to revive the creatures he just killed so that it could whip them into shape for a fighting force
Next Day, Earth, Smith Residence
The Smith-Sanchez family was sitting at the dinner table eating breakfast with the exception of Morty who was upstairs,
Summer looked at her family weirded out as right above them was Morty's room and from the repeated fast-paced squeaking of the bed it wasn't hard to figure out what he was doing
"So we're just going to pretend this isn't happening? I'm not saying that's a bad idea. Just asking." Summer said as Jerry slammed his glass of OJ on the table
"Rick, why did you let Morty bring that thing into our house?" Jerry asked
"What do you want from me? He thought it looked cool, you know what I mean?" Rick shrugged bdfore Morty in his boxers ran down and began to drink the orange juice and after finishing it he smiled before he looked at his family awkwardly
"Alright, back to back to back upstairs." Morty said running off
"Well, I'm intervening." Jerry said standing up
"Intervening with puberty? You'll turn him into Ralph Finnes in Red Dragon. He is at that age, let's just be proud of him." Beth replied
"Jesus, did I really set the bar that low?" Summer asked before Morty ran down the stairs looking freaked out
"Rick, could you come with me please? Quickly!" Morty said before he and Rick ran upstairs while everyone watched
"OK, now if we here squeaking we intervene." Beth said
Upstairs
Rick was standing in the doorway with Morty as a pink sphere was floating around the room, "Where is the sex robot Morty?"
"That is Gwendolyn. I mean the robot. She started beeping, and then transformed and tried to fly away." Morty said
"Strange. That's usually the man's job. You know what I'm talking about, Morty? Wabalubadubdub! Morty. That's my catchphrase, remember? Remember how I cemented that catchphrase? Alright, alright seriously though. Let me grab this thing."
Rick jumped onto the sphere and it began to bang him into the ceiling and the bed causing the others to run into the room
"Okay unacceptable," Beth yelled but paused seeing what was happening
"What is going on?" Summer asked as the sphere tossed Rick off of it and floated around a bit over Morty and spat out a little creature into his arms
"Alright What is that?" Beth asked as Gwendolyn reverted to her natural form on the bed and crawled up go Rick
"I think Morty's robot was designed for more than long weekends. Genetic compiler, incubation chamber. Yeah, this here is some kind of baby maker. And that there is half Morty and half who knows what. It's my bad guys I'll take care of it.' Rick said examining the robot before he took out a gun and aimed for the baby but Beth, Summer, and Jerry got in his way, "Hey listen, you guys quarantine the house when Summer brought olives from Mexico. This thing could grow to the size of Delaware. It might eat brains and exhale space AIDS. We gotta be careful."
"I lost the chance to be careful, Rick. I'm a father now, you know? It's time for me to be responsible. Isn't that right,"
"Don't name it!"
"Morty Jr."
Rick sighed "Oh crap, he named it."
"Well Dad, it's a living thing. And it's half human." Beth said with a small shrug
"And it was born on America's soil which entitles it," Herry began
"Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake. Don't punish us for it." Beth interrupted
"Fine. I'm gonna take this thing into my workshop, and do a little bit of investigating. Do not let that thing out of your sight. It looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous." Rick said lifting up the robot
"Like the Insane Clown Posse." Jerry said trying to be funny
"Yeah, good one, Jerry. wants its easy target back." Rick replied walking off
"He is a like little me. You don't think he'll turn into a monster, do you?" Morty asked his mom
"They always do. " Beth shrugged bdfore Jerry ran to the doorway
"their "certain year called wanting its blank back" formula back." Jerry yelled
"Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?" Beth asked not even curious about what he said before all that
"Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die." Jerry said
Garage
Rick was working on the robot, wen Summer is, "I don't know where Naruto is, now out." he said not bothering to look at his granddaughter
"What you doing?" Summer asked
"Well, I can't solve the problem my way thanks to your family's primitive biological hang ups. Gross. I might have just touched one of Morty's loads. But maybe I can find suitable parents for Morty Jr. on this robot homeworld, which is Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system." Rick said grabbing his portal gun and turning, "Scoot Summer."
"Don't you need a companion now that Morty is in the family way, and Naruto is M.I.A?" Summer asked stepping before the portal
"I don't do adventures with chicks, Summer." Rick said
"Oh right, because there is something about having a wiener that would make me better walking through a hole?" Summer asked before she was grabbed and pulled into the portal
"Oh crap." Rick sighed before he ran into the portal but was grabbed by a Gazorpazorp, which he shot in the chest only for paper to appear from the wound before it regenerated and Rick found himself being power slammed into the ground destroying his portal gun and weapon as more Gazorpians ran up and they jumped Rick before they began to drag him and Summer to the city
City
It's been a day since Naruto took over and he was currently sitting in a throne while Ma-Sha road his cock as a purple haired Gazorpian with bad bangs and her blue haired friend serviced his balls
Naruto had his clones do all the work while he enjoyed the benefits of ruling these Amazon-like women, he planned to make this planet his own little refuge, he had already started to bring nature back to the surface of the planet
Standing up as Ma-Sha got on her knees beside the other two Gazorpians Naruto painted their faces and hair with his seed, before 3 clones picked them up and left as a knock was at the door and as he pulled up his pants he said "Enter."
With their blindfold removed Summer, and Rick saw Naruto fastening his pants at the end of the throne room, "Naruto!" Summer yelled fighting against the Gazorpian male
"Release them.' Naruto ordered and immediately Ricl ad Summer were released allowing Summer to run to Naruto and hug. him tightly "What're you guys doing here?"
"Grandpa Rick had brought Morty a sex robot and he got it pregnant. We were going to see if we can find parents for it." Summer said getting a nod from Naruto, "What're you doing here?'
"Well I rule this place now." Naruto said smirking as Summer and Rick looked around and caught sight of Naruto's face being carved into the large mountain in the distance "So what gender was Morty's hybrid baby?'
"A boy, I think." Rick said before he burped, "Why know anyone looking to adopt half human half gazorpian babies?'
"No, but according to the women of this planet, male Gazorpians are very aggressive and they reach adulthood within 24 hours." Naruto said
"What?!" Rick and Summer yelled
"Oh my god we got to get back home now!" Summer yelled turning to Rick
"My portal gun was destroyed remember."
"I'll take you to a ship." Naruto said before he lead the 2 out of the castle into the city and the two saw the women sitting around gossiping while looking at Naruto and giggling as Summer smiled seeing that even though Naruto took over the planet he was popular with the people, not knowing all of the planet was given fake memories of Naruto killing the men to save the women from their abusive partners and reviving the men to be immortal guard dogs
Coming upon a pink spacecraft no bigger than a car, the three left with a clone of Naruto staying behind waving them off
Naruto yawned sleepy from the past 32 hours of having sex with female Gazorpians and dozed off in the back seat
On Earth, Morty Jr. had grown to a teenager and following an argument with Morty and gaining an epiphany during a dance segment he begun a rampage. Driven in Jerry's car, Morty tried to calm Morty Jr. down, and he eventually succeeded. Morty admits to Morty Jr. that he is an alien and he wasn't a good father, but explains that he really wanted Morty Jr. to channel his destructive nature to creative outlets. Brad Anderson, the creator of the comic strip Marmaduke, agreed as he walked by, revealing that Marmaduke is his creative outlet through which he channels his violent and sexual thoughts. Morty and Morty Jr. share a farewell hug just as Rick and co. return to Earth, with Rick giving ownership of the Gazorpian spaceship to Summer.
Naruto had entered the house and crawled into bed and a hour later he was woken up by Summer riding his cock, "You're up." Summer smiled as she groped her tits while earnestly rotating her hips
Naruto wiped the sleep from his eyes and sat up, looking at Summer as she fucked herself on him before he leaned forward and kissed her
3 Days Later
Naruto and the Smith Family were gathered around the television, the others beside Rick and Naruto were invested in a 'Bachelor' style reality show. Rick expressed his disgust at the quality of television, and Jerry challenges him to provide anything better. Rick destroys the existing cable box and installs his own: a cable box capable of receiving television across infinite dimensions. The shows featured in these alternate realities vary wildly, such as a Showtime crime show in a reality where people evolved from corn. Rick flipped through the channels to show the endless possibilities, before the family saw Jerry in an episode of David Letterman, in a reality where he was a famous movie star. This excited the rest of the family, and Rick grew annoyed feeling that they are getting obsessed about the wrong things.
Rick pulled out a pair of Inter-Dimensional Goggles that he threw into the kitchen, in which Jerry, Beth, and Summer chase after. Morty says he doesn't care about himself enough to see what his alternate self would be like, in which Rick congratulated him. The three then watch various commercials and clips from alternate realities.
Meanwhile, Jerry, Beth, and Summer are in the kitchen taking turns using the goggles. Jerry sees himself doing cocaine with Johnny Depp while Beth sees herself operating on a person instead of a horse. Summer has trouble finding any other realities of her, except for a moment of the family playing Yahtzee till she gave up and joined the boys in the living room, followed by Beth who grew bored of watching her other self be lonely and snuggled up to Naruto laying her head on his shoulder which he responded by leaning his head atop of hers causing her to smile, and wrap her arms around his own
Jerry frowned as he saw that no one was excited or rather jealous of him for finding out his alternate self was a famous actor, like he actually put in the work to be said famous actor, so with a shrug he focused on his alternate self that eventually gave up everything and went to find Beth
Walking into the living room he saw his family and Naruto having a good time and how Beth was snuggled up to the boy, so with a frown he sat beside her and began to clear his throat to get her attention. He would be ignored completely till he decided to go out to meet some friends and when 30 minutes into his drive he would remember he had no friends.
Finished
Have been thinking of adding King of the Hill, Fanily Guy, America Dad, and The Clevland Show, and while the last 3 are good to go, but I can't get into King of the Hill