All was quiet in Hobbiton, until a vortex opened and twenty people spilled out of it. Chris got up and spoke to the camera that happened to be there, out of earshot of the others. "Last time on Total Drama Worlds Collide." Flashbacks of the previous episode started to play. "The teams were challenged to perform a series of rap battles. Some were good i.e. most of the performers; some were bad i.e. Jake. And as far as his team is concerned, it's not just at rapping, because Kathryn framed him for an assault and theft he didn't commit." The camera cut back to Chris. "Who will simply walk into Mordor? Who will not pass? And who will lose the precious challenge? Find out right here on Total Drama Worlds Collide."
Intro song plays.
The remaining contestants got up slowly. "Ugh, definitely didn't sign up for this," said Zidane.
"We didn't sign up for anything," said Alice. "We were just dragged here against our will."
"All right campers, time for this week's challenge," said Chris. "About eight months ago, a hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into a volcano . . ."
"Why?" asked Lyra.
"It was the source of power for some evil overlord or something," said Chris.
"So it was a horcrux?" asked Draco.
"A what?" asked Chris. "Anyway, your challenge this week will be to repeat that journey, all the way from here in The Shire to the Cracks of Mt. Doom in Mordor."
"How far away is that?" asked Kim.
"Not too far," said Chris, glancing at a map. "Each team will get a map that shows them the way." Chef handed Edward and Stifler a map each.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing on my property?" demanded an angry hobbit from inside his home.
"Sorry Mr Baggins," called Chris. "We'll just be leaving, right . . ." At this moment, a large eagle swooped down and grabbed Chris and Chef. "NOW!" At that call, the contestants took off.
Inside his hobbit-hole, Frodo muttered to himself. "I'm going to be reminded of that journey for the rest of my life," he said. "I have got to get out of Middle Earth."
On the back of the eagle, Chris and Chef were talking. "So Chris, exactly how far is it?" asked Chef.
"According to the map, they should get there in about nine, ten hours tops," said Chris.
"Err, Chris, the map is folded," said Chef.
Chris looked at it, and chuckled to himself. "Silly me," he said, unfolding it. "Oh . . . um, it might take a little more like . . . ten days?"
"Still folded," said Chef.
Chris unfolded the map even more. "Okay, ten weeks then," he said.
"Still not quite there," said Chef.
Frustrated, Chris unfolded the map as much as possible (covering almost the entirety of the eagle's back). "Okay, about ten months then," said Chris. "Wait, TEN MONTHS! No-one's that committed to a project, apart from that sexy beast who's writing this fanfic obviously."
"So what are we gonna do?" said Chef.
Chris looked down at a forest they were flying over. "I've got an idea," he said. "Take us down here for a minute." The eagle flew down to a clearing in the forest.
Meanwhile, the teams had realised the problem Chris neglected to mention.
"Seriously, how does he expect us to traverse this much distance?" asked Haruhi.
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I've got a dragon," said Murtagh. "That should make things easier."
"I don't think I can carry all of you," said Thorn.
"Where does he keep coming from?" asked Kim. Everyone looked at her as though to answer, before realising they too, didn't know.
"Charizard can also carry a couple," said Ash, sending out his personal dragon.
"I can fly. I won't need your dragons," said Raven. "I may even be able to carry a lighter person."
"That's sorted then," said Peter. "Let's go guys." And so, Raven began carrying Lyra, Charizard had Ash and Carly, and Thorn took everyone else.
"Oh great, they're gonna win again," said Kathryn.
"Not necessarily," said Chris, the eagle landing next to them.
"Why? Have you convinced more of those eagles to carry us there?" asked Wallace.
"Don't be silly," said Chris. "No, I actually just met with a man named Tom Bombadil, and he gave me this." Chris produced a bunch of water skins, and handed them to the contestants.
"Like, what is this stuff?" asked Shaggy.
"He said it was called 'yellow buffalo'," said Chris. "Or 'green yak', or 'blue ox' or something. Point is, it give you wings, and a lot of energy. Enough that you should at least keep pace with them."
"Isn't it against the rules for you to interfere?" asked Dorothy.
"This isn't interfering," said Chris. "This is making things more interesting."
"What's the difference?" asked Kim.
"Entertainment value," said Chris, getting back on the eagle. "Good luck."
As he flew away, the team looked at the water skins. "Well, I guess we better drink it," said Edward.
"Okay, but don't drink all of it at once," said Alice. "Chris didn't say if it would wear off, and knowing him it'll probably wear off at the worst possible moment, so you can't fly too high either."
"Darn, she's on to me," said Chris, watching on a monitor on the eagle's back.
"Wait, what do you mean, 'you'?" asked Draco.
"I've seen the future, that stuff won't have an effect on me," said Alice. "Luckily, I am much faster than any of you on foot, so it won't matter."
"Okay, let's do this," said Kathryn, taking a swig and passing it along. As they group drank, they groaned in pain as, one by one, they each grew a pair of wings.
"I wonder if this is how Max felt," said Dorothy.
"Guys, the other team already have a huge head start on us," said Haruhi. "If we hurry, we might catch them at Bree." And with that, Haruhi took off (on the second attempt). The others soon followed; some even managing to take off in one go.
Meanwhile, the Running Penguins had a commanding lead. "There's Bree," called Annabeth from Thorn's back. "Zidane, any sign of the others?"
"Nothing," said Zidane, facing away from everyone else. "Though I can see some odd looking birds." Zidane squinted at them carefully. "Hey Lyra, did Max ever mention having some family in Middle Earth?"
"No, I'm pretty sure they made her in a laboratory," said Lyra.
"I know that feeling," muttered Zidane before continuing. "Thought so. It would explain why all these birds look like the other team too."
Several of the Running Penguins glanced back at this. "What is this?" demanded Murtagh. "Was Max's mutation contagious?"
"Wouldn't it have affected us, her teammates, more than them?" asked Ash.
"Whatever this is, we need to move now," said Stifler. "They're about to . . ." At this point, the Fighting Pandas flew past them. "They just went past us."
A few hours later, the Fighting Pandas lost sight of the Running Penguins. "This is working out pretty well for us," said Kim.
"Don't get too excited, they can still catch us," said Kathryn.
"Oh, what's the worst that could happen?" asked Kim. And like all ill-conceived statements, this is exactly when Kim's wings retracted into her back. She fell from the air and skidded along the ground for a few yards before coming to a stop. The others, taking the hint, landed before anything bad could happen to them.
"In answer to your question . . ." started Wallace.
"Shut the *beep* up," said Kim, getting up and dusting herself off.
"We need some more now," said Shaggy.
"No we don't," said Alice. "They're still several miles behind us. If we start walking, it'll still take an hour or so for them to catch us."
"It'll also save some of the potion," said Haruhi. "Come on, let's go." And the Fighting Pandas moved out.
Just over an hour later, they heard the sound of huge flapping wings. "That'd be them," said Draco.
"Or not," said Dorothy. "Look." The others turned around and saw several large dark shapes flying towards them, with what appeared to be dark robed men in armour riding them.
"What the hell are those?" asked Edward.
"Heh, you didn't think I'd let them get through this challenge easily did you?" said Chris, who was somewhere past Moria at this point.
"Somehow, I don't think the locals will be too happy with you reviving the Nazgûl," said Chef.
"Oh, what's the worst that could happen?" asked Chris.
"KEEP RUNNING!" yelled Alice.
"Don't worry, I've got this," said Draco, pulling out his wand. "INCENDIO!" A big blast of fire shot out from Draco's wand, hitting several of the Nazgûl and knocking them back for a moment.
"You think you can keep that up the rest of the way to Mordor?" asked Kathryn.
"How far is it?" asked Draco.
"Over a thousand miles," said Haruhi.
"Then no," said Draco, turning and running.
They continued to run for a while until they felt a huge blast of hot air above them. They looked up to see Thorn burning one of the Nazgûl out of the sky. The others, seeing the large dragon, and then the other not-as-large-but-still-pretty-big dragon, flew away before either could do them more harm.
"You guys okay?" called Murtagh from Thorn's back.
"Yeah, thanks," replied Alice.
"Good, it'd be a shame to beat you because you were dead," said Peter as the Running Penguins flew past.
"Well, we lost the lead, but we can still catch up," said Kim, giving chase.
The team reached the end of a gorge, and ahead of them they saw Rivendell. "Oh, please can we stop there?" asked Dorothy.
"We haven't got time. They'd be way ahead of us by now," said Edward.
"He's right. They're almost to Moria," said Alice.
"Should we have more of the stuff?" asked Kim.
"Couldn't hurt," said Draco as they started to drink.
Meanwhile, the Running Penguins had a serious problem. "Guys, the Nazgûl are back," said Zidane. Sure enough, eight dark shadows flew towards them.
"Thorn, get ready to attack," said Murtagh.
"It'll be difficult to manoeuvre with everyone on my back," said Thorn. "I'll need to land."
"Okay, hold on," said Murtagh. He looked around before pointing out a spot. "There's a cave. If something goes wrong, we can hide in there."
"Very well," said Thorn, landing nearby. Everyone jumped off of Thorn as he took flight again. Unfortunately, the Nazgûl had gotten too close by now, and managed to throw Murtagh to the ground and injure Thorn.
"MURTAGH," yelled Zidane, rushing forward to help him. He looked up just in time to notice Raven soar above him.
Raven glared at the Nazgûl, and a dark ball of energy appeared in her hand. "Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!" she yelled, hurling it at the nearest Nazgûl. The Nazgûl was knocked off its mount, but before it could hit the ground Raven charged at it and grabbed it around the neck. She pulled for a moment, and soon the head came free.
"Well, that was scary," said Peter as Raven landed back beside them.
"You're lucky I'm on your side," said Raven. "Unfortunately, that's only enraged them more."
"Get in the cave!" yelled Thorn. "I'll distract them. Get through there, and I'll meet you on the other side."
"These are the mines of Moria," said Annabeth. "These are meant to be dangerous."
"Like you haven't faced worse," said Thorn.
"Touché," said Annabeth. "Everyone into the mines." Annabeth ran in with the rest of her team on her heels.
Several miles south of them, the Fighting Pandas were also crossing the mountains. "Is that Thorn over there?" asked Haruhi.
"It is. Something must have happened," said Dorothy.
"THEY'RE OKAY. THEY'RE JUST GOING THROUGH THE MINES!" yelled Alice from below them.
"Shh, not so loud. We don't want them to hear us," said Wallace.
"ZOINKS! Like, too late," said Shaggy, as three of the Nazgûl flew towards them.
"Look, one of them is going into the mines," said Edward.
"It does make things easier for Thorn," said Kim.
"I think I can make things easier for us," said Draco. "AVADA KEDAVRA!" A green flash of light burst from Draco's wand, and hit one of the Nazgûl in the chest, knocking him off his mount and into the rocks below. The other two Nazgûl followed their fallen friend.
"Why didn't you do that earlier?" asked Dorothy.
"I thought they'd die with something less than the killing curse," said Draco.
"Umm, guys, they're about to kill Alice," said Haruhi.
"DON'T WORRY GUYS!" called Alice. "I HAVEN'T FED FOR A WHILE! THIS ACTUALLY WORKED OUT PRETTY GOOD!" As soon as she finished talking, they heard some bones snapping, followed by a slurping sound. "OOOH, TANGY!"
Meanwhile, inside the mines . . .
"One of the followed us," said Peter as they ran through the mines.
"How much further until we get to the other side?" asked Stifler.
"About twenty five miles," said Annabeth.
"We'll never make it like that," said Peter. "Keep going, I have an idea." No one questioned him, they just kept running. "Okay, here goes," he said. Peter then shot several webs at the Nazgûl, and started attaching those webs to the walls, floor and roof. Soon, the Nazgûl was stuck, and Peter went to re-join his team.
"What the hell did you do?" asked Annabeth.
"What does it matter? He'll be stuck for a little while," said Peter. Annabeth glared at him for a moment, but then decided to drop it.
They ran on in peace for what seemed like forever, but soon they heard the sound of the Nazgûl catching up again.
"We're almost there guys," said Annabeth. "It's just across . . . this . . . oh, *beep*." The team looked over a gorge where there quite clearly used to be a bridge. Behind them, the Nazgûl came into view.
"Quickly, I'll ferry people across," said Peter, shooting a web out of his hand.
"Seriously, is that a spider's web coming out of your hand?" asked Annabeth.
"I choose you Charizard," said Ash, sending Charizard back out.
"I'll carry some of the lighter ones," said Raven.
"Take me last," said Zidane. "I'll hold it back."
"You sure you can handle it?" asked Murtagh.
"PUH-lease," said Zidane.
"Fair enough, let's go," said Murtagh, jumping on Charizard.
Zidane charged the Nazgûl, while behind him the rest of his team began slowly but (somewhat) safely crossing the gorge. Zidane seemed to have the upper hand, but was still losing ground. Finally, when everyone else had crossed, Zidane was right against the edge of the gorge. "Charizard, quick, go get him," said Ash, as Charizard flew forward.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" yelled Zidane, grabbing the Nazgûl and dragging him into the pit.
"ZIDANE!" screamed Lyra.
"We've got to go," said Murtagh.
"But Zidane . . ." said Carly.
"There's nothing more we can do for him," said Murtagh.
"Zidane . . ." started Annabeth.
"Come on, he can take care of himself," said Raven, dragging her towards the exit.
Soon, they had left the mines, and began heading towards Lothlorien. Above them, they heard the flap of large wings. They looked up to see Thorn had caught up to them. "I couldn't kill any of them," he said. "Fortunately three of them went after the other team."
"Are they okay?" asked Murtagh.
"No," said Thorn. The whole team gasped just before he continued. "Draco killed one with a spell, and Alice drank another one's blood."
"Oh," said Carly. "We thought you meant . . . never mind."
"And I see you defeated the one that followed you into the mines," said Thorn.
"Yes and no," said Peter. "Zidane dragged it into the mines with him. We're not sure what happened to either of them."
"I see," said Thorn. "Well, there's nothing for it. There's still three behind me, though I managed to get a big break on them."
Immediately, the group began their journey towards Lothlorien, Nazgûl in hot pursuit. Unfortunately, with all the extra weight he had to carry, Thorn's progress was significantly slowed down. "They'll be upon us soon," said Raven.
"They better," said Annabeth, drawing her knife.
"Careful there sweetheart, you don't wanna break a nail," said Stifler.
"Either shut the *beep* up or help," said Annabeth. Stifler chose the former.
The got closer, and closer . . . and then Annabeth jumped. She landed perfectly on one of the Nazgûl's mounts, and immediately charged at the creature. The Nazgûl was so surprised at this he didn't even react until Annabeth thrust her knife into him and threw him off his mount.
Just as she jumped to make it to another Nazgûl, it dodged to the right and she missed her mark. She began to fall, before she felt something wrap around her ankle. The force of whatever it was threw her back into the air, and Murtagh caught her as she went past Thorn. She looked down to where she had been and saw . . .
"ZIDANE!" she cried. "But how . . ."
"Long story," he said, taking a running jump onto Thorn's back. "On another note, how do you like my new bling?"
"Where did you get that?" asked Peter, noticing the large amount of gold he was wearing.
"Lonely Mountain," said Zidane.
"But . . . that's over five hundred miles away," said Annabeth. "And that's if you go in a straight line, and then it's another five hundred plus back."
"So?" said Zidane.
"So, it's physically impossible for you to . . ." started Annabeth.
"I think we have more pressing matters than that," said Murtagh. "There's still another two Nazgûl to go."
"My turn," said Peter, swinging (quite literally) into action. He shot one web into the eyes of one of the Nazgûl, before swinging onto the creature's back. The creature, blinded by the webs, started to fly erratically, though for Peter this was no problem. Its rider found it more difficult but managed to stay on and draw its sword. Peter fired another web and took the sword from him, before plunging it into the beast's back. The beast howled, and threw the Nazgûl off. Peter held on until he was within sight of Thorn, before swinging back to him.
Meanwhile, the final Nazgûl was hot in pursuit of Charizard. Charizard blasted several Flamethrowers at it, but didn't even manage to singe it. Suddenly the Nazgûl drew its sword and slashed Charizard.
"Charizard, are you okay?" asked Ash. In response, Charizard roared in anger, then began to glow.
"What the . . ." said Ash, just as Charizard stopped glowing to reveal its skin had turned mostly black, with a light blue chest and blue flames spewing out of its mouth. "Well, that's new," said Ash.
"Do you think it has something to do with that weird rock I found in the mines?" asked Carly.
"What weird rock you found in the mines?" asked Ash.
"Why doesn't anyone pay any attention to me?" demanded Carly.
"I was paying attention, you didn't say anything," said Ash. "Now, Charizard, FLAMETHROWER!" A large blue jet of flames shot out and hit the Nazgûl, burning him to a crisp.
"That accounts for eight of them," said Annabeth.
"We just gotta hope the others can handle the other one," said Peter.
Meanwhile about three hundred miles southwest of them, the Fighting Pandas were holding the final Nazgûl back, but couldn't seem to hurt him.
"He must be like the leader or something," said Edward. "He'll be more difficult to beat."
"Wait, where's he going?" asked Haruhi.
"Wherever it is, it's away from us," said Kathryn.
"I was under the impression that he would follow us at Chris's command," said Draco.
"I'm following him," said Kim. "He wasn't exactly losing to us, so he has no reason to retreat."
"But Kim, we have a huge lead right now," said Dorothy. "With the Nazgûl gone, nothing can stop us."
"Chris is up to something, I know it," said Kim, turning after the Nazgûl.
"Damn it Kim," said Kathryn. "Let's go on. Chris may not notice we're missing a member."
"But Kim . . ." started Edward.
"She's made her choice. Come on," said Kathryn. The rest of the team followed immediately, except Edward who wasn't sure whether to follow his team or help Kim. Soon, he made his choice and left.
Meanwhile, the Running Penguins had a pretty peaceful flight from Lothlorien to The Black Gate, which if detailed in its entirety would be three pages of babbling. When they got to The Black Gate though, that's when things got nasty.
"What was that?" asked Annabeth, indicating towards the gate.
"What was what?" asked Ash.
"I saw something. Big and black. Like a spid . . ." started Annabeth, before shiuddering in fear.
"I didn't see anything," said Carly.
"Me neither," said Zidane.
"Don't worry babe. If the big black spider comes, I'll step on it for you," said Stifler in a condescending voice. At this point a large web shot out and grabbed him off Thorn back.
"Not this one you won't," said Raven, putting Lyra on the ground and getting ready to attack. Murtagh, Zidane, Peter and Charizard did the same. Annabeth pulled out her knife, though she made no indication she was about to attack.
Murtagh ran forward and managed to free Stifler from his constraints. "Thorn, get the others to the finish line," said Murtagh. "We'll catch up when we take this thing down." Lyra, Ash, Carly and Stifler climbed onto Thorn's back, and were soon flying away.
"Well, this is original," Zidane said to Murtagh. "Me and you fighting a giant spider."
"He's clearly running out of ideas," said Murtagh.
Charizard mega-evolved once again, and fired a large quantity of blue flames at the spider. Unfortunately, Shelob (in case you hadn't already guessed that was who it was) was much faster, and managed to sink her fangs in Charizard before he could do anything.
Murtagh struck next, and managed to cut off one of her legs. Shelob roared in pain and brought her weight down on him, knocking him out.
Peter fired several webs at her, but Shelob hardly seemed to notice. Zidane charged at her, but one of her mighty fangs caught him in the stomach. Zidane gasped in pain, but before he passed out he brought one of his daggers down through the fang, removing it.
Raven realised that it was down to her and Annabeth, though Annabeth looked like she was trying to sink into the ground. Turning to the advancing spider, Raven summoned two balls of energy and began her normal chant. "Azarath, Metrion, ZIN . . ." she started, but before she could attack Shelob fired her web at her, and began cocooning her within it.
As soon as she finished this, Shelob turned her attention to Annabeth, still trying to back away. "I've got to attack, I've got to attack," whispered Annabeth to herself, but as the spider loomed over her she fell to the ground and screamed. Annabeth closed her eyes awaited her painful death. . .
. . . which didn't seem to be coming. She looked up to see Shelob was being restrained by something. "GO ANNABETH! ATTACK!" yelled Peter from behind Shelob. Annabeth could see him straining with the effort of holding back the large spider with his own webs, which he constantly needed to reinforce.
Annabeth was still terrified, but she picked up her dagger and charged at Shelob. Shelob attempted to get Annabeth with her remaining fang, but she dodged under it. With a strong swing, Annabeth sliced Shelob's head from her shoulders (or what passes for shoulders on a spider).
Annabeth stared in amazement at what she'd done, and then started to fall over. Peter quickly grabbed her before she hit the ground. She pushed out of his embrace quickly, red in the face. "Sorry," she said. "It's just this . . . thing about spiders, and, well . . ."
"I know. Zidane told me," said Peter. "If you want, I can try and help get over it . . ."
"You can't. It's genetic for me," said Annabeth.
"Can't I at least try?" asked Peter. "Teammate?" Peter reached out his hand to her.
Annabeth hesitated a moment, then tentatively took the offered hand. "Okay," she said. "Teammate."
"MURTAGH!" yelled Thorn's thought voice. The two of them looked up to see Thorn flying as fast as he could straight to them. He landed carefully nearby and surveyed the scene. "Peter, did you just defeat Shelob?" asked the dragon.
"Actually, it was Annabeth," said Peter.
"Annabeth did this?" asked Murtagh, recovering from his unconsciousness.
"Never mind that now," said Annabeth, getting embarrassed from all the attention. "What about the others?"
"You're right," said Murtagh. "You cut Raven free. I'll take care of Charizard and Zidane." Murtagh knelt down beside Charizard and held a hand over him. "Heill." Immediately, Charizard opened his eyes and got up while Murtagh did the same for Zidane.
As soon as everyone was up, it was time to move out. "We might still beat the other team," said Peter.
"Most of them are already there," said Thorn.
"Most? What do you mean?" asked Raven.
"Well, you see . . ." started Thorn as they began to climb aboard.
Meanwhile, near Isenguard, the final Nazgûl (henceforth known the Witch King, since that's who it was) had turned around to face Kim. "Do you really think you can defeat me alone?" the creature asked.
"Totally," said Kim, firing her grappling hook at the Witch King. The other end got caught somewhere within his robes and armour, just as Kim's wings failed again. She fell, and dragged the Witch King off his fell beast in the process. Kim retracted the grappling hook, pulling the Witch King closer and closer to her, until she could easily manoeuvre herself behind it and use him to soften her landing. Kim did a back flip off the Witch King before he could get up.
"Enough of this foolishness," he roared, swinging his mace at her head. Kim dodged out of the way, but it still caught her on the arm hard, knocking her down. The Witch King stood over her, preparing to deal the final blow. "Foolish mortal. No man can beat me," said the Witch King. Suddenly, he screamed in agony, and Kim saw Edward behind him stabbing his lance through the Nazgûl.
Kim got up and grabbed the Witch King's mace. "I am no man," said Kim, swinging the mace down hard on its head. The Witch King let out a final scream as it died. Kim turned to Edward, holding her arm. "Thanks Ed," she said.
"Yeah, well, I'm not sure that's gonna help us," said Edward. "We might have just lost the challenge thanks to this detour."
"There's no might about it," came the voice of Chris, landing beside them with the other contestants. "The Running Penguins got all their members to Mount Doom first, so they win again." There was much cheering and moping as Chris turned away from them and pulled out his phone. "Now, I'm gonna have to call that guy about those faulty Nazgûl," he said, dialling a number.
"Chris, he said that their power was directly proportionate to that of the person who summoned them," said Chef. "You're not that powerful, so they weren't that strong."
"Yeah, but he said they couldn't be killed by men," said Chris.
"Thorn's a dragon, Raven's a half-demon, Draco's a wizard, Alice's a vampire, Zidane's a genome, Annabeth's a demigod, Peter's a mutant, Charizard's a Pokémon, and Kim is a girl," said Chef.
Chris gave him a blank stare for a minute. "Your explanations are really pushing it for some of them," said Chris, putting his phone away.
Confession Cam: Kathryn
"It saddens me to say this. Well, not really, but Kim just ruined the challenge for us. Too bad, she would have been a useful ally."
Confession Cam: Edward
"I don't want to vote Kim off after I went to the effort of saving her, but she DID bring it on herself really."
Confession Cam: Alice
"Kathryn. She didn't do anything this time, but I know she'll be up to no good later."
Later, at the elimination ceremony . . .
"Alright campers, right now there are nine of you," said Chris. "In a moment there will be eight of you. The way this will be determined is by how you voted, at which point the eight with the least votes will get a marshmallow. Now, the following people are safe." As Chris read each name, he threw them a marshmallow. "Shaggy. Wallace. Alice. Dorothy. Draco. Edward. And Haruhi." The camera cut to a smug looking Kathryn, and a nervous looking Kim. "Obviously the final marshmallow will go to one of you. The other one will go home. The final marshmallow of the night goes to . . ." The camera cut rapidly between the two. "Kathryn." The marshmallow landed in Kathryn's lap.
"I knew it," muttered Kim under her breath. "I should not have gone after that Nazgûl."
"That's right, you shouldn't," said Chris as the Warp of Shame took her away. "Where will be next time? Only one way to find out. Stay tuned for the next totally awesome Total Drama Worlds Collide."