Haiku Drama World Tour

by chaoticgeek2

Hatena Haiku is the home of a small community known as the haikuers. As the website dies and the users dwindle, some are invited to a journey around the world in a competition that tests their friendships and their sanity. Two teams, 40 contestants, 1,000,000 stars. Many vibrant locations, mysterious characters, copyrighted characters, jokes non-haikuers won't get, and shit awaits.

4. Furry in de Nile

Chapter 4: Furry in de Nile

[DryBones in le confession toilet]
"Ew, this room is so small and smelly. Did you know in Japan, there are toilets with heated seats, proximity sensors, germ-resistant surfaces, and music players? Anyways, I digress...actually I forgot why I came in here."
[le end]

"Imagine doing Jabba the Hutt right after a shower" J said.
"Uh, what?" StarBird asked, sitting next to him.
"J shut up" GingeraleDragon barked. Like a fucking dog.
"I'm feeling pretty good so far. Three challenges in and I haven't been eliminated. This is great" Isaac smiled.
"Ehhhh you would think that" Nicholas said dully, smoking a cigarette backwards.
"Huh?"
"Keep it up and we just may get rid of you, unless you can prove you're not deadweight...the longer you're hair the less we have to pick off they're you'll have to prove you're an asset ehhhh" Nicholas crossed his arms, smoking his backwards cigarette some more.
"Losing two out of three challenges isn't exactly something to be excited about" Mr. Moogle agreed.
"Well stop BITCHING and get WORKIN SLUTS" Sam roared, running in circles doing jumping jacks.

[Riley in le confession toilet]
"Yo! GenesisFrenzy here. So I survived over 10 days of Haikucon. My team already lost two competitors, and I actually got some votes in the last episode. If I don't start working hard, they might throw me off next...but that won't happen. For I am the man who will be YouTube famous. Isn't that right Shadow?"
Riley held the Shadow the Hedgehog plush in his right hand and made him cross his arms.
"Hmf"
"Yeah! After all, I need to prove to all my friends that I'm...uh actually never mind about that."
[le end]

Alice was sitting with Blooberri, Sunnia, Lemon, and StarForce. Berserker was sitting at the corner of the table.

"So, what's up guys?" Alice asked.
"UGHGHHH" Sunnia screamed, picking up her bowl of cereal and running away.
"Looks like our challenge today will be in a desert" Lemon noted.
"Really? What gave you that idea?" StarForce pondered.

Lemon pointed out the window where they could see a sea of sand.

[Alice in le confession toilet]
"Man, it's been kinda boring recently. Remember back in season one when I was the party animal? Haha what a character. But now? I'm becoming...le background character. I may end up in the same league as Grenade. GRENADE! It's time to get serious"
[le end]

"Hey Alice wanna go fart in jars and give them to people?" Riley asked.
"Yes!" Alice said, getting up excitedly and leaving with Riley.
"Well, I gotta go turn on my turtle filter" Berserker said, getting up and walking away.

StarForce and Lemon were the last at the table.

"Hey. Lemon. Pssssssst" StarForce whispered.
"StarForce no one else is here there's no need to whisper." Lemon said.
"Lemon, I was wondering how you felt about almost getting eliminated last time? Aren't you nervous about the challenge..." StarForce asked.
"Oh yeah, someone voted for me. Anger! :(. But whatever, I'm still here that's all that matters" Lemon shrugged.

Back in first class, Cloud and Jacob were in a heated argument.

"Dude, I'm telling you. Margaret is fucking hot. I'm willing to bet Mordecai will be with her by the end of the show" Cloud yelled.
"Uh, well Cloudy Jay is better for Mordecai! And what is Margaret? A bird. What are you, a bird fucker? Bird fucker! I bet you like to suck Falco's cock too! C-cloudy Jay is cuter..." Jacob defended.
"Ok first Falco's cock is irrelevant. Secondly look at this

You see that hot rack? Who wouldn't want to fuck that?" Cloud asked.
"Bird fucker! Bird fucker!" Jacob screamed.
"At least I'm not attracted to Clouds!" Cloud snapped back.
"s-shut up you Baka..." Jacob said nervously.
"Hey, man. Everyone should just mellow out. You guys are giving off a bad vibe, man. Let's just chill..." Pantz suggested, smoking some weed.

[Jacob in le confession toilet]
"Well, he never denied enjoying Falco cock"
[le end]

Cloud just sighed.
Ma'am while, Element was sleeping in his chair. Shinxy was humping his leg.
The Troll Slaiyers were alerted by the sound of a doorbell. Marrowsky walked over to the door leading to the mess hall, where a pizza delivery guy was standing.

"How did he...get here?" Eden asked.
"Dominos raided their budget for flight deliveries?" Marrowsky suggested.
"Heeeeeeey, did somebody order a pizzzzzzaaaaaaaa, with Xtra, Xtra, Xtra cheeeeeese" the pizza delivery guy asked, changing his seducial pose with each word.
"No! And I don't really care for morons like you! Now SCRAT!" Cloud screamed, punching the pizza delivery guy who tripped back about 200 steps and then fell out the door with the pizza in hand.
"Really dude? There goes our pizza..." Pantz sighed.
"Yeah, pizza!" Ziggy agreed, folding his arms.
"Attention passengers! We will be landing soon! Get ready for departure" Admin announced over the intercom.
"Hopefully this will be more exciting than the half hour anti-drinking ad of an episode last week" Pseudonym said.

The ground rumbled and the haikuers quickly lost balance, falling to the floor and sliding around as he plane did a 90 degree left turn. Everyone shrieked as they flew out the plane and plummeted below.

"Woo!" Joe screamed excitedly as she fell face first into the sand.

The rest of the haikuers quickly joined her in the sand. The 37 haikuers landed throughout a small area of desert. Shortly after, the plane landed smoothly and Admin and Imboo hopped out.
The haikuers began to regain themselves, getting up from the sand and dusting theirselves off. Reu helped Blooberri and Sunnia up.

"Ladies first" he smiled, tipping his hat as he pulled them up.

Sunnia blushed and Bloo smiled.
Reu helped Lemon up too.

"I like girls" Lemon said quickly.

Riley got up excitedly.

"Wow! I got all of that on camera! It will look so cool when I upload it to my channel!" Riley said excitedly, phone in hand.

Then Alice flew down and landed on Riley, crushing him. Then she farted on him.

Everyone lined up side by side as Admin was carried over. Wearing a pharaoh hat, sandals, and no shirt, he was sitting relaxingly in a litter, carried by interns Parascout and Faline.

"Hey, Parascout! So, you've been reduced to an intern, eh?" Grenade asked with a Canadian accent.
"Apparently my performances in the last two seasons quote on quote weren't the best, but whatever. How did someone like Eden who hasn't been relevant since Haikustuck get on but not me?" Parascout sighed.

Eden's jaw dropped, then she looked down and sighed.

"Because she showed up to Haikucon and you didn't" Jp defended.
"Fine with me, I can only deal with so many weirdos" Gingerale scoffed.
"Pssst, who is Parascout?" Jacob whispered to Kirby.
"Jacob, Parascout has been in the Kik chat for months. What are you, Oscar? Haha Oblivious Oscar reference" Cloud laughed.
"What, I don't get it?" Kirby scratched their head.
"Ah, Kik and their shitty devs. Did you know Kik for Windows phones hasn't been updated since 2012?" Riley asked.
"No. Because no one cares." Nicholas said.
"Owned..." Gingerale said, putting his hand up for a high fave, but Nicholas was too cool for that.
"Speaking of haikuers who didn't show up for Haikucon, anyone know what happened to Charly?" Mr. Moogle asked.
"Apparently he got arrested for willingly looking at child porn and stealing cancer fund donations." Pantz said.
"Freak" Alice folded her arms.
"Men." Riley said.
"What's porn?" DryBones asked.
"Alright, alright. Shut up already. Speaking of haikuers, today we will feature our first guest star!" Admin proclaimed.
"Really? Is it Rhythm?" Mr. Moogle asked.
"A Melee challenge on the horizon, perhaps? Might I suggest a Roy doubles tournament?" Rydli said.
"No...it isn't Rhythm. Today, our guest star is...none other than...the one and only...Lek!" Admin announced excitedly, and Lek came falling from the sky, body slamming into the sand.
"Who the FUCK is Lek?" Sam shouted.
"Some furry from the Kik group. Riley met him in a Skullgirls chat" Alice explained.
"Actually, I am not a furr!" he mumbled, pointing a finger up with his head still in the sand.
"Is that GenesisFrenzy? YouTube superstar? Oh my gosh dude I'm a huge fan!" Lek squealed.
"Oh my Arceus enough Riley screen time" Gingerale complained.
"You see, after the producers and I were up all night coming up with this brilliant episode title, Furry in de Nile, we needed a furry that fit the name." Admin explained
"You couldn't find any other furry? How about Marrowsky?" StarForce suggested.
"Not in denial, Einstein" Stickboy said.
"Element?" StarForce suggested.
"Since when have I been in denial? Everyone knows I jerk it to yiff erry day, yo" Element said.
"Oh I know you do, hehe~" Shinxy giggled, making Element take a few steps away from him.

[Berserker in le confession toilet]
"Great, a furry episode, this is gonna be terrible! I hate furries!"
Berserker sighed.
[le end]

"Uh, actually, I'm not a furry. To put it in short, I like anthropomorphic art and characters, but I dislike the furry community. I find them cringey and weird. I still have a liking to anime furries, or "kemono", and even have my own kemono character" Lek explained as he dusted himself off.
"Uh, actually, I'm not a furry. To put it in short, I like anthropomorphic art and characters, but I dislike the furry community. I find them cringey and weird. I still have a liking to anime furries, or "kemono", and even have my own kemono character" Luke repeated.
"Uh, actually, I'm not a furry. To put it in short, I like anthropomorphic art and characters, but I dislike the furry community. I find them cringey and weird. I still have a liking to anime furries, or "kemono", and even have my own kemono character" Cloud repeated.
"Uh, actually, I'm not a furry. To put it in short, I like anthropomorphic art and characters, but I dislike the furry community. I find them cringey and weird. I still have a liking to anime furries, or "kemono", and even have my own kemono character" Alice repeated.
"Uh, actually, I'm not a furry. To put it in short, I like anthropomorphic art and characters, but I dislike the furry community. I find them cringey and weird. I still have a liking to anime furries, or "kemono", and even have my own kemono character" Mike repeated.
"Shut up shut up! Stop with the shitposts!" Element plugged his ears.
"Shut up shut up! Stop with the shitposts!" Mike repeated.
"Haha that's classic Mike, you're the best man." Element laughed.
"Anyways, I know your feel bro. Furries, weird. But the porn, feisty..." Element said, putting a hand on Lek's shoulder.
"O, k" Lek said nervously.

Shinxy gazed at Lek and blushed. Element looked over and noticed Shinxy staring at him.

"Feeling jealous, jellyment?" Ziggy asked.
"No." Element replied.
"So what's the point of this Lek guy being here?" Jp asked.
"toplek" Ziggy said.
"Really I just wanted some word play for the title. But Lek might as well be useful. He'll help come up with today's challenge, which I forgot to mention, takes place in-"
"Egypt!" J finished.
"Nice one, J. Someone knows where the Nile is" Admin said sarcastically.
"Egypt, huh? Good thing I brought my tinfoil hat so the aliens can't read my brains." Isaac said.
"Aliens?" Mr. Moogle arched a brow.
"Don't doubt them. The answer is out there..." Berserker said.
"Well then Lek, any ideas for our competitors to face?" Admin asked.
"Hmm. What if they had to navigate through a maze in a pyramid? And the maze is randomly generated?" Lek suggested.
"Alright, you heard the furry. Today's challenge will be a maze through a pyramid" Admin decided.
"Well I'm not a fur-" Lek said before being pushed down by Admin.
"Hey Lek who is hotter, Margaret or Cloudy Jay?" Cloud asked.
"I don't find them attractive, I'm not a furry..." Lek said from the ground, spitting sand out.
"Alright alright alright" Admin said with a Matthew McConaughey impression.
"Carrying on, you will all split into teams of five, Troll Slaiyers will have one team of four and Team Jacob will have one team of three. After getting through the maze of the pyramid, you will find camels on the other side. There are four camels, so only half of the teams will be able to reach them. From there, it's a race to the Nile. Once there, the final challenge will begin to decide who wins and who goes home. But here's the catch, you can't start the final challenge until all of your team has made it to the Nile." Admin explained.

The haikuers looked around and thought in preparation.

"Well any questions?" Admin asked.
"Which team am I on?" J asked.
"J, really. Come on J." Nicholas sighed.
"Maybe you should write a giant J on your face to remind you" Pseudonym suggested.
"That's a good idea!" J said.

[J in le confession toilet]
J scribbles a backwards J on his face with a sharpie.
"Wait now how will I know if this stands for Jonah or Jacob...crap..."
[le end]

"Hmm, me, Pantz, Ziggy, Luke, and..." Cloud counted, trying to think of a fifth.
"Oh, oh! Me, me! You can count on me, dawg. I got your backs, yo." Jacob said, trying to sound cool.
"Alright with me!" Ziggy said with a thumbs up.

"DryBones, Bless, Carz?" Grenade asked.
"Sure." Bless said.
"UGGGGHHHH taking a shit" Carz said as a turd fell out of his pants.
"Cool!" DryBones said.
"Count me in!" Joe said.
"Joe..." Bless said.

"Hey Eden, we could go together" Jp suggested.
"Alright" Eden said.
"Oh oh me and DaUser can team up as well! Great!" Kirby said happily.
"May I tag along, ladies and Kirby?" Rydli asked with a sexy smile.
"Sure, Rydli..." Jp smiled, looking dreamily into his eyes.
"Hey, bub. I'm a man" DaUser said.
"Oh, apologizes." Rydli said, giving DaUser a friendly handshake.

"I guess that leaves Element, Shinxy, and Pseudo with me" Marrowsky said.
"Not had, actually." Element said.
"Can we have Lek too?" Shinxy asked excitedly, wagging his tail.
"Shut up Shinxy you don't have a tail" Element complained.
"Oh, that wasn't my tail hehe..." Shinxy said.
"Uh...what?" Element asked.
"Sure, whatever" Admin said, pushing Lek into the group of four. Shinxy hugged him tightly, squeezing him painfully.

"Well, Obviously me and Moogs def teaming up..." Nicholas said.
"Of course. Also...how about Robot?" Mr. Moogle suggested.
"Huh? Oh, ok sure" Robot said.

[Mr. Moogle in le confession toilet]
"I want to keep a close eye on her..."
[le end]

"And Mike! Gotta get that crazy kook in here!" Nicholas said.
"And that leave some more..." Mr. Moogle said.
"And that should definitely be-" Gingerale began.
"Alice." Nicholas said.
"Uh, bros. You're forgetting someone..." Gingerale said.
"Me?" Alice said, puzzled.
"Yup" Nicholas said.
"Hmm...alright..." Alice said, walking over feeling suspicious.

"Wait, Alice. We're not going together?" Riley asked disappointedly.
"You can be with us!" Lemon said cheerfully with Reu and Berserker.
"Ok, that's four. The fifth?" Reu asked.

Lemon looked around to see StarBird standing around alone.

"How about StarBird? We should get to know each other more" Lemon suggested.
"Alright." StarBird shrugged.
"No chicks? Bummer..." Riley sighed.
"If it's any consolation StarBird's gender is unconfirmed so he COULD be a girl!" Lemon said.

"Wait, who is my team then?" Gingerale asked.
"We need one more" Isaac said, standing with Stickboy, J, and Sam, the latter was doing leg stretches with Rydli.
"No..." Gingerale said, clenching his first and hiding his anger.

"So that leaves us?" StarForce said, standing next to Blooberri and Sunnia.
"This will be cool" Sunnia said.

"So to recap, for the Troll Slaiyers we have Cloud, Ziggy, Jacob, Pantz, and Luke on one team.
Jp, Eden, Kirby, DaUser, and Rydli on the second team.
Grenade, DryBones, Carz, Bless, and Joe on the third team.
Finally, lelement, Shinxy, Pseudonym, and Marrowksy on the fourth team with Lek joining for support.

For Team Jacob, we have Nicholas, Moogle, Robot, Alice, and Mike on one team.
Lemon, Reu, Berserker, Riley, and StatBird on the second team.
GingeraleDragon, Stickboy, Isaac, J, and Sam on the third time.
And FINALLY finally, the fourth and final team consists of Blooberri, StarForce, and Sunnia.
Get ready everyjuan, when I shoot this gun, the race through the maze pyramid is on!" Admin declared.

"aaaaand go!" admin yelled, shooting a flare which hit a bird.

The eight groups all ran into the pyramid, where several different paths awaited them behind ten different doors. Each group took a different door and down a different path.

Element, Marrowsky, Pseudonym, Shonxy, and Lek were in a seemingly bare room.

"Why am I here again?" Lek asked.
"Lek 3" Shinxy said, hugging him tight.
"Looks like a pretty straightforward room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" Element shrugged, stepping forward and activating a pressure plate.

Marrowsky quickly grabbed Element and pulled him down to the ground, where arrows flew over their heads and stuck to the wall behind them.
Pseudonym walked over to an arrow shot in the wall and felt how sharp it was.

"Nice one" he complimented Element.
"Element, you should stay back with that furry guy and Shinxy, you might get in our way" Marrowsky suggested.
"Not a furry" Lek reminded.

[Element in le confession toilet]
"You know what, I'm tired of always being treated as a joke. Everyone's always like "Oh there goes Element about to get tongue raped haha", or "Eow Element's such a dumbass!". Well you know why I say to that? Neigh! From here on out, everyone will start to see how truly capable I am. No one here at HDA will ever call me dumb again"
[le end]

Element tightened his fedora. He then took Marrowsky's sunglasses off, revealing another pair of sunglasses under them. Element then put the sunglasses on himself but then immediately took them off because it made the floor hard to see. He scanned the floor and kept an eye out for the slightly elevated tiles and walked around hem. He kept maneuvering around them until he made it to the other side. Surprised, the rest of the group followed the same path he took until they made it safely across as well.

"Nice...non-sarcastically" Pseudonym complimented, giving Element a high five.
"We did it Lek!" Shinxy shouted in glee, licking Lek.
"WHO ARE YOU?" Lek shouted.
"Alright guys we should get moving" Marrowsky said, starting to walk forward to the next room.
"But I'm so tired ;-; can we take a break?" Shinxy asked.
"If we take too long we won't have a camel which will mean even more walking" Marrowsky explained.
"But that is then and I'm tired now!" Shinxy complained.
"Lek why don't you carry Shinxy" Marrowsky suggested.
"Oh...k" Lek said, and Shinxy hopped into Lek's arms happily.
"Someone a little jealous?" Pseudonym teased Element.
"Literally nothing I have done suggests that" Element replied.
"Well we better get going" Martowsky said, and the five pressed on.

Lemon, Berserker, Reu, StarBird, and Riley were walking down a hall.

[Lemon in le confession toilet]
"I chose StarBird to be in our group to see if I could get to know...him? Her? Whatever, more."
[le end]

"Hey StarBird." Lemon greeted.
"Yes?" StarBird asked.
"How are you?"
"Fine."
"Cool...are you enjoying the trip so far?"
"It is interesting even if I'm not one to usually participate in these."
"That's good to-"
"Ahhhh Lemon put your ass on my face" Riley pleaded.

Reu rolled his eyes. The five came to a door, leading to a pitch black room.
Briefly after entering, jazzy music kicked in and neon lights flashed on.

"It's time to play...Pyramid!" a voice called out enthusiastically. It was a cardboard cutout of Mike Richards.
"A game show? Neat" Lemon said optimistically.
"What...is this?" Berserker asked, looking around.
"I've seen this show before. One person has a word and the partner has to guess it based on descriptions" Reu explained.
"In this game, one person has a word and the partner has to guess it based on descriptions! Our first two competitors, come right up!" Mike Richards cardboard cutout commanded.

Lemon and Riley walked over to their seats, which faced each other. Lemon had a screen in front of him for the word to be displayed.
The group looked over to the huge pyramid structure with the categories imprinted on them. One on the top row, two in the middle, and three at the bottom.

"Your categories are, Coast to Coast, Up Up and Away, and The Rise and Fall of Communism" Mike Richards cardboard cutout announced.
"I'll pick Up Up and Away" Lemon said.

The music looped and the nonexistent audience clapped as Lemon was given his first word, plane.

"Ok, we rode this to get here" Lemon hinted.
"Helicopter" Riley guessed.
"No..."
"Uhhhh, men?"
"No. Ok, it's big!"
"My penis"
"Why would that EVER be the answer!? It goes with trains and automobiles"
"UUUUUHHHHHH I KNOW THIS...I do not"
"Pass" the next word was helicopter.
"Oh, you guessed this on the last try"
"Men?"
"No, the other"
"I do not?"
"NO"
"My penis"
"It hovers"
"A plane"
"PASS" the next word was Up.
"Pixar movie that's sad"
"Shrek"
"No Riley. It has old people"
"Microsoft word"
"AND TIME IS UP. Lemon and Riley earned 0 points. Let's move on to our next competitors, Reu and Berserkeeeeeeeer!" Mike Richards cardboard cutout announced.

Reu chuckled, unlike Knuckles.

"We won't make such pitiful mistakes, right Berk?" Reu asked.
"As long as you choose communism" Berserker said.
"And the topic is Coast to Coast!" Mike Richards cardboard cutout announced.
"Wait I wanted The Rise and Fall of Communism" Reu said.
"Too bad!"

The first word appeared on Reu's screen, sand.

"Uh...you step on this on the beach" Reu hinted.
"BZZT. Too obvious" Mike Richards cardboard cutout said, forcing the next word, ocean.
"You swim in this"
"BZZT. Too obvious" Mike Richards cardboard cutout said, forcing the next word, sailboat.
"Well stop giving such stupid words" Reu complained.
"Oh, uh. This...floats..." Reu hinted.
"Titanic" Berserker guessed.
"No. It...can be ridden"
"Jet skis"
"You use this to transport in Wind Waker" Reu struggled to think of a hint that wasn't obvious.
"The King of Red Lions"
"Which a is a..."
"Boat"
"What kind of boat?"
"BZZT. Too obvious" Mike Richards cardboard cutout said.

Reu banged his head off the screen.

"And time is up!" Mike Richards cardboard cutout announced.
"0 points across both teams. Things are heating up!"
"Were all retarded piss off everyone" Berserker stated.
"Hmm. What exactly is preventing us from moving on to the next room without participating in this?" StarBird asked.
"Hm. Hm. True that" Riley said.

Reu, Berserker, Riley, and LEMON got out of their seats and joined StarBird in walking out of the room to continue through be pyramid, pressing on.

Cloud, Pantz, Lukeguy, Ziggy, and Jacob were in a room with a huge pit in front of them, separating the doors to the next rooms located on platforms to the east, west, and north of the pit. The walls were mossy and many vines stuck out from the ceiling.

"Ok ok but what I don't get is why do I have to be The Gay?" Jacob asked.
"Because you're gay dude. Its not use denying it. Rydli's list was mediocre, but truky Luke is The Sissy, you are The Gay, and I am The Money Guy" Cloud said.
"I'm not a sissy..." Luke mumbled.
"What even is a money guy?" Jacob asked.
"He's the Money Guy" Cloud said.
"Right. But what does he do?"
"He's the Money Guy" Cloud repeated.
"Yes I get that, but what does he do with the money?"
"He's the Money Guy" Cloud repeated.
"Whoa hey meme friends, slow down lol

ses" Ziggy said.
"So, guys. How should we cross this giant gap?" Pantz asked.
"More like are we gonna address that huge gap in our conversation just then, am I right?" Jacob laughed as he said "am". You know when people have a short laugh as they say a word or two. Like that.
"No. Just no, dude." Cloud sighed.
"Let me show you guys how it's done" Jacob said confidently as he tugged on a vine to check its sturdiness.

Jacob backed up a few feet with a vine in hand. He then ran to the edge and leaped as he held onto the vine, swinging across the pit.

"Woooo!" Jacob cheered, making it across the gap and then slamming into the wall next to the exit door.
"Nice one, Jacob" Pantz yelled out,

Pantz then took hold of a vine and repeated the action to get across, albeit not slamming into the wall like Jacob the tard.
Ziggy looked at the abyss below the pit and started shaking nervously.

"I, uh, don't know if I can do this. Looks dangerous and stuff, bros...ehehhe..." Ziggy started twiddling his thumbs like some anime girl or something.
"That was a quick change of mood" Cloud noted.
"The RNG in Ziggy's mind took affect" Luke mumbled.
"RNG?" Ziggy asked.
"I'll show you RNG with my confidence boost" Ziggy cried, taking a vine and swinging over speedily.

Luke took a vine and swung over next, leaving Cloud as the only one on the starting platform.

"You can do it Cloud" Pantz shouted from across he gap.
"Shut up woman I know it" Cloud yelled back.

Cloud looked over the edge nervously.

[Cloid in le confession toilet]
"I'm not gonna fuck this up and SD like some trash casual. I'm not nervous about this..."
[le end]

"Come on Cloud" Jacob yells over.

Cloud looked at the black pit of emptiness and gulped.
Luke scratched his public hair until he got an idea.

"Monkey!" Luke shouted.

Suddenly, a flip set off in Cloud's mind.
Cloud did a monkey flip and grabbed onto two vines, one with each foot, swinging over. But the vines snapped midway through and Cloud took one final leap of faith to make it over. Everyone watched Cloud about to fall with stunned expressions, but Pantz ran to the edge and held her hand out as far as she could reach in an attempt to catch him. Cloud, in slow motion, brought his right hand out reaching for Pantz. He slammed it down slowly to try to connect with hers. Their fingertips reached toward each other inches a part but alas Cloud's hand missed and he began to sink down the pit. But he stopped falling as someone caught him by grabbing his jacket. It was Luke! Luke didn't have enough strength to pull him up because of his noodle arms but Jacob, Pantz, and Ziggy quickly ran over to help pull Cloud up to safety.

"We did it fellas c:" Ziggy said.
"Now, onwards!" Jacob said excitedly, turning around and running straight into a wall.
"Fool." Cloud said.

As such, the five exited the room and pressed on.

Grenade, Bless, Carz, DryBones, and Joe were in a narrow room with engravings on the wall that they ignored.

"I hate minions" Carz said.
"Haha classic Carz lol that is so Carz omg haha nailed it lol" Joe laughed.
"Can we vote off Ziggy so I can miss him?" Bless asked.
"Shut up Bless grounded grounded grounded" Carz said.
"Fuck you!" Bless said.
"Hey! Language! Come on guys, we don't need to resort to those foul words" DryBones complained.
"You know what I think? I think Haine should drunkenly try to unzip andre's pants to reveal his prepubescent dryboner and try to suck it on all fours like a giraffe eating leaves from a tree while he is with his fagggot friends" Bless said.
"omq" DryBones said.

[Grenade in le confession toilet]
"I see myself as the sort of neutral member of the group. Levelheaded, down to earth, you know? The one who is just trying to focus on the task at hand and keep things going, I'm sure the rest of the team sees me as that as well"
[le end]

[DryBones in le confession TOILET]
"I see myself as the brains of the group. Without me, I feel they would be disorganized savages. Thankfully I am here to lay down the law and keep everything together"
[le end]

"Alright guys so I came up with some rules to keep things focused.
More rules!

No breaking the rules
No usfhsdiufhusdfgaskd
No breaking all the rules of this
No 11-year-olds and 12-year-olds
No Sudomemo
No Birthdays
No June 30th
No 9 + 10
No 21
No no's.
No 123214678312648123648716384 notifications
No Gumball
No Watterson
No Fictional Story
No Lisa Simpson
No Simpsons
No Family Guy
No yes Simpsons
No yes's.
No T's in this puzzle
No Fortune of Wheel
No Wheel of Fortune
No Jeopardy
No being happy
No letting スパークプラグM break these rules
No sdafhudsgfkdagsfikagdsdygfiagfiuds again
No Japanese
No 10-year-olds
No 9-year-olds
No スパークプラグM
No dry bones
No Malleo
No 10.4K
No HI!
No zzz
No ROBLOX
No Australian Wheel of Fortune
No ausisdufkhskdagfads REALLY?
No f##king
No spark
No plug
No mature audience
No rated M
No no no no's
No anti-gravity
No everything

and

No car crashing
No being sad or happy
No rude" DryBones said.
"tl;dr" Bless said.
"Bless it was spoken dialogue, not a post" Grenade said.
"Shut up retard"
"Whoa whoa guys GUYS! Let's stop bickering, alright? I think I found a way out of the room!" Joe said excitedly.
"Is it through that door?" Grenade asked.
"No, there's a lever right next to the door, if we pull it we'll probably get a shortcut!" Joe said excitedly, pulling the lever.

In the four corners of the room some blocks were moved and water came rushing into the room. The five members looked down to see the ground quickly filling up with water. The exit door then shut firmly. Joe tried lifting it up but it wouldn't budge.

"Oh my God we are gonna die!" DryBones shrieked, running around in circles.
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you I can't believe Grenade Joe Carz and DryBones are prematurely fucking dead" Carz said.
"Everyone calm down" Grenade said.

Bless took his pants off and smecked Grenade with them. The water was now to their knees.

GingeraleDragon, Stickboy, J, Sam, and Isaac were walking down a hall.

"So...I was thinking the next time we jump off the plane we reenact the One Piece opening where they all fall from the sky" J said.
"Can it with the weeb references J they're giving me cancer" Gingerale said.
"Oh...well, anyway. Do you guys miss ToastWolf?" J asked.
"Eh" Stickboy shrugged.
"I don't miss anybody everyone can suck it" Sam said.
"Sometimes I miss ToastWolf...BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER!" Isaac shouted with a smile.

Gingerale lifted his glasses and pinched his eyes with a large groan.

[J in le confession toilet]
"ToastWolf is gone, which means my throwback can and will happen. And if anyone tries to stop me I will murder them..."
[le end]

[GingeraleDragon in le confession toilet]
"Gotta be honest. Not really digging my treatment so far this season. Making me look sprakeh-tier if you catch my drill. Now I'm stuck with these...people...but whatever, I-"
J barges into the bathroom.
"Actually I think there may be some haigoo on the pla-"
"AHHHH what are yoooooou doing here!?"
[le end]

"This team suuuuuuucks" Gingerale complained.
"Let's not lose our heads though" Stickboy said.
"Haha nice one Stick. I'm really feeling that joke right there"
"Now it's Gingerale time"
"Haha when did Stickboy get so cool?"
"Aw come on Stick don't be such a demagogue" J frowned.
"Nice word did you get it from your word a day calendar?" Stickboy asked.

The five arrived at a dead end. They looked upwards to see the wall reached up to a large height.

"Rock climbing?" Stickboy asked.
"I'd prefer windsurfing. This is rather unfavorable to my skills" Isaac admitted.
"SHUT UP and fucking just climb" Sam shouted, already leaping rock to rock and gaining higher altitude.
"This looks...ehh...can we go back and choose a different path?" Stickboy asked.
"Hey Stickboy I heard one of our teammates took your Wii Fit Trainer amiibo. We better catch up to them to see if she's alright..." Gingerale said.
"WHAT? NOT MY LOVELY WII FIT TRAINER" Stickboy panicked, quickly climbing up the wall.

Isaac walked up a few feet but then grew too tired and fell to the ground.

"Hurry up faggots!" Sam shouted from high above.

Gingerale was sweating tremendously as he continued up the wall. He then looked up and imagined a Garchomp with a huge cock waiting for him at the top. He tightened his Charizard cap and started moving faster.

Nicholas, Mr. Moogle, Alice, Mike, and Robot were climbing a stone staircase.

"So Alice. What do you think of cropped Goodra porn?" Nicholas asked.

[Alice in le confession toilet]
"Well that's one way to start a conversation"
[le end]

"It's fine, I guess" Alice shrugged.
"Interesting. Interesting." Nicholas said.

[Alice in le confession toielt]
"Goodra porn? Lame. But I'm not here to make enemies, I'm gonna try to be on good terms with everyone"
[le end]

"So Robot, anything interesting you have to say?" Mr. Moogle asked.
"Not really, although I could talk about how trash I am at Smash Bros" Robot suggested.
"No, I'm good" Moogle said.

[Mr. Moogle in le confession toilet]
"Robot can be overly negative. She could win this season and still say she is the worst competitor."
[le end]

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"Haha oh Mike, that is so something you would say. Not something about killing Jews!" Nicholas said.
"Now why would I say that! Antisemitism has never been a Mike joke after all o3o" Mike replied.
"Oh Mike I 卍" Nicholas said.
"Samesies!
" Mike replied.
"Wait I thought the Jew jokes were kill" Mr. Moogle said confused.
"Moogle you fool that was obviously a shitpost that doesn't count towards a person's personality and views" Nicholas said.
"Mike! Mike!" Alice said, peeling her spaghetti banana off.
"Guys I think we're missing something here. This stairway is so freakin long, and I'm not seeing any sign of getting near the top" Mr. Moogle noted.
"We've stepped 6281 steps so far" Robot added.
"Thank you for that useless bit of information" Moogle thanked.
"Hmm..." Mike said.

Mike turned around and started a long jump but moved backwards, landing on the staircase again. He repeated the long jump while moving backward motion a few times before Mike was whisked away from the group, flying up the stairs.

"!?" Robot exclaimed.
"Of course, the Super Mario 64 endless staircase trick" Alice said.
"The staircase that leads to...:$ Bowser"
"No this cannot happen...speedrun tactics helping in real life should never be a thing..." Nicholas sighed.
"I'm all for impractical solutions" Mr. Moogle said.

Mr. Moogle, Robot, Alice, and Nocolas backwards long jumped until they were sent flying to the top, reunited with Mike.

"Hail Satan" Mike cheered.
"I gotta say that was one HECK of a trick, Mike" Nicholas complimented.

Mike nodded, and the five entered the door in front of them and pressed on.

StarForce, Blooberri, and Sunnia walked into a room with three pillars chained to the ceiling swinging back and forth, leading up to a platform with the exit door on it.

"Hmm, like a platformer. Nice" Bloo said.
"This looks simple...only three of us, after all. Strength in low numbers right haha" StarForce said.

Sunnia waited for the first pillar to swing by and start to lose its velocity near the right wall, as it came swinging back Sunnia leaped and landed on it, holding onto the chain for safety.

"Nice one, Sunnia!" Bloo called out.

The pillar Sunnia was on swung to near the left wall and the next one was on the opposite side, the right wall. As they both began to swing back she jumped and landed on the second. Bloo jumped on the first. StarForce watched them nervously. Bloo timed her jump and leaped into the second pillar as Sunnia made it to the third. Bloo jumped on the third. Together, they made the final jump to he safe platform and high fived.

"Alight StarForce you got this!" Blooberri shouted from across the room.
"Just relax...what's the worst that could happen?" StarForce asked himself, taking a deep breath and taking his first jump.

StarForce missed completely and fell to the ground which was full of spikes. He cried loudly as they dug into his skin and he started bleeding a lot. StarForce got up and walked over to the platform Sunnia and Blooberi were at, sobbing as the pain continued to follow. The platform was higher than he was, so he had to jump up and be grabbed by Bloo, who pulled him up.

"That...really...was unpleasant" StarForce winced.
"Pain is cool" Sunnia commented.
"Alight I guess we should move on" Bloo said, facing the exit door.
"Only one door? Not much of maze" Sunnia complained.

Suddenly, the ground rumbled and six more doors popped up from the ground, three on each side of the door they were facing.

"Oh..." StarForce said.
"Well if the original door was here initially hen it must lead the right way" Sunnia said.

The original door then dropped below the round.

"How does that even work?" Bloo asked.
"I guess we have to choose one of the other ones then" StarForce sighed.
"Hold up yall I'm having a vision" Blooberri said, and the camera zoomed into her head.

The vision shows Jacob opening a jar and a fart being released.

"Well that was irrelevant" Bloo sated.

The three looked around at all the possible doors to choose. Sunnia walked over to the second door, Bloo and StarForcr follows her in.

"I got a good feeling about this" StarForce smiled.

The three then stopped walking, not because they wanted to but the were unable to. They looked down to see the floor completely covered in sand and their feet stuck to the ground, slowly pulling them down.

"AaaaaAAAAAHHHHH" StarForce shrieked.
"Quicksand? Oh snap!" Blooberri shouted.

A laugh track played from the invisible clapping audience as the screen faded to black.

Eden, Jp, Rydli, DaUser, and Kirby walked into a actual maze room with large walls, narrow paths, and corners to turn sprawled everywhere.

"Hmm, maybe we should split up" Kirby suggested.
"Uh, Gluvr. Once somebody finds the right path they're gonna get lost trying to regroup. Obviously, staying together is key." Rydli said.
"Oh yeah! True fam 😂😂😂👌👌👌" Kirby said.
"Hmm, hey user? How about you decide which direction we should start off" Rydli said.
"Who me?" DaUser asked.
"Is there another user here?"
"Yes. 35 others. 36 including you."
"Whatever just pick a direction"
"Right."

Rydli, Kirby, DaUser, and Eden started walking down the right path but Jp grabbed Eden and kept her back a bit.

"Hey, Eden. I have a proposal" she whispered.
"Oh? I, uh, have a boyfriend..." Eden replied.
"What? No...I mean, like, we should stick together. In votes and stuff. I'm new to the competition and you didn't do too hot in the previous seasons so-
"Really? You mean HDI? Does no one temper me making 11th place in HDA? That was quite a feat"
"Yeah sure whatever. So what do you say? Wanna work together?"
"...maybe"
"Alright" Jp said, and the two walked faster up to catch up with the rest of the group.

Rydli snickered, having heard the entire conversation. DaUser and Kirby probably heard it too, it wasn't exactly quiet.

[Eden in le confession toilet]
"Not sure about this alliance thing. But I got far enough in HDA with it. But that had more people...whatever, it doesn't hurt to have just one person helping you out"
[le end]

Grenade, Bless, DryBoner, Varz, and Joe were swimming in the room as it continue to fill with water. They were now almost to the ceiling.

"This is so fun it's like a super-sized bathtub! You guys are always complaining about not having bathing options on the plane haha well look at this" Joe said, swimming backwards around he four others.
"Looks like we're gonna die. Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great." Bless said.
"Are you saying that ironically?" Grenade asked.
"Yes."

Grenade gave Bless a high five.

"This reminds me of when Caillou died and then got grounded" Carz said.
"I don't want to die...I'm so young...so much to do...I..." DryBones looked at his reflection in the water as his eyes started to water.
"ok andre" Bless said.

The water rose until all five's heads were pressed up against the ceiling.
They closed their eyes ready for death's cold embrace but were surprised by the water's shift in behavior. The water began swishing around, increasing in intensity exponentially. The water started to swirl and swish around in a circular motion so quickly there appeared to be a hole in the center of the room. It was like a whirlpool or some shit. Hey can you stop it with the snarky fourth wall comments. Shut up Dave you wanted me to write for this episode I'm doing it my way.
The group swirled around the room until they were dragged to the bottom, a part at the edge of the pyramid popped out as water gushed out and the five spurted out and onto the sandy ground of Egypt, water flowing gently beneath them.

"And we have our first team here. Grenade, Bless, DryBones, Carz, Joe! Congratulations, you get the first camel" Admin declared.
"Really? Awesome" Joe said.
"Wow we didn't suck for once" Grenade said

The five got on a camel and it started walking through the desert.

"And with that, one group makes it to the checkpoint, seven to go. Three camels remain, and the challenge is heating up! What will happen next? Find out on Haiku! Drama! World Tour!" Admin announced.
"Was that really necessary? We're not even cutting to a commercial break, you just randomly wanted to shout that?" Imboo asked.
"It's fun, okay." Admin said, crossing his arms.

Nicholas, Mr. Moogle, Alice, Mike, and Robot were in the room Sunnia, StarForce, and Blooberri were in previously.

"Krogre" Mike stated, jumping over the spikes and landing on each swinging pillar in rapid succession until he reached the other side.

Nicholas looked down and noticed blood on the spikes.
He took his turn and timed his jumps, making it to the other time with relative ease but taking longer than Mike.
Mr. Moogle and Alice jumped on each pillar until they got to the other side next.
Finally, Robot kicked in her booster jet and hovered over easily.

"Hmm, six doors to choose from..." Mr. Moogle pointed out, and the five examined the doors wondering which one to choose.

Nicholas followed the trail of blood to the room where he saw StarForce, Blooberri, and Sunnia struggling in the quicksand. He shut the door before they could see him.

"Alright Robot, can you detect which door has the best path?" Moogle asked.

Robot scanned the room and each of the doors.

"Fresh air can be found continuing from this door" Robot informed, pointing to door four.
"Couldn't there be a false room with, like, an open roof, so the fresh air distracts us?" Alice asked.
"No." Robot said.
"I agree. No." Moogle said.

The group opened door four and walked down a short ball until they found the exit, which lead outside the pyramid.

"Great job, Robot" Mr. Moogle complimented, patting her on the back.
"Seeet" Alice said.
"Yass minty" Mike said.
"Nicholas line" Nicholas said.

Marrowsky, Pseudonym, Elent, Shinxy, and Lek were in an ancient, dark room with drawings on the wall. Pseudonym lit a torch so they could see.

"Wow, these must be Osiris, Anubis, and Horus" Lek exclaimed, admiring the wall art.
"Looks like a Lucario" Element tilted his head.
"What's that weird symbol next to Anubis?" Shinxy asked.
"That's called a fetish" Marrowsky said.
"Wait, are you telling me an Egyptian God with a canine head that was the inspiration for Lucairo has a symbol called a fetish?" Element asked.
"It's not that kind of fetish. It's a symbol that depicts a headless animal skin, often feline, tied by the tail to a pole. How do you like that, shinx_fucker?" Marrowsky asked.
"I think it's boring let's not waste time here" Element rolled his eyes, stepping away from the wall and walking down the straightforward path.
"Heh, that guy automatically assuming the canine head with a symbol called a fetish implies something nasty. Furries are so weird" Lek laughed.
"I know right? It's cool how we embrace it though x3" Shinxy said, hugging Lek tighter.
"Once again, I am NOT a furry. I just have a slight interest in the art, and may I remind you kimono-"
"Hurry it up you're slowing us down" Pseudonym complained.
"I didn't even ask to be here" Lek mumbled, crossing his arms.
"So anyways, Pseudo. Heard you got a new GTX 970." Element said.
"Oh yeah. That's right" Pseudonym smiled.
"And a 970A-D3P motherboard?"
"Ultra. Durable."
"unf"

The five saw a light that grew brighter the more they walked down the room, until they reached the end and edited the pyramid.

"Whoa hey look! Camels!" Shinxy said.
"Nice." Marrowsky added.

At the top of the pyramid, Luke, Clpud, Pantz, Ziggy, and Jacob stuck their heads out.

"We made it out? Hurray!" Pantz threw her hands in the air.

Cloud blocked the beating sun by shading his eyes peering down below the feet of the pyramid, where he saw Element and company getting on a camel and leaving.

"There's one camel left, we gotta get to it" Cloud said.
"Leave it to me" Jacob said confidently, rolling his sleeves up.

Jacob took one step out and then tripped and fell down the entire pyramid, whacking himself off each block.

"Ebin" Ziggy exclaimed.

Luke, Cloud, Pantz, and Ziggy hopped down as fast as they could, trying to catch up to Jacob.
Then, Gingerale, Stickboy, J, Isaac, and Sam popped out about halfway down the pyramid. They noticed Jacob falling and ran down racing him to the bottom.
Jacob fell to the sandy ground first but GingeraleDragon and the rest of the group stepped all over him and ran past him to leap on the fourth and final camel and took off.

"WOOO! That's what I'm TALKING about" Sam cheered.
"Not bad" Gingerale admitted.
"Anyone else feel the desire to make a hump joke?" Isaac asked.
"No." Stickboy answered.

Pantz, Cloud, Luke, and Ziggy took their final hops and made it to the bottom of the pyramid.

"Aw, man. Oh well" Pantz said.
"Uggggh" Jacob groaned.
"Hey a jar" Cloud pointed out, as there was a jar on the ground.

Jacob picked the jar up as he stood up, trying to hide his wincing from the pain.

"Wonder what's in this jar that has nothing in it" Jacob wondered, opening the lid, causing the stinky fart to release and spread around everyone's noses making everyone erupt in coughs.

"Aahhhhhhhh..." Jacob fell down.
"Really Madorky?" Cloud coughed.
"You recognize the fart's source?" Pantz asked with a cough.
"Of course, dude. We are homies after all" Cloud said.
"So she farted in your mouth before?"
"What? No! Sometimes someone just wafts and you take it in. Get used it, get molded by it, start to distinguish them from each other. Is part of warioland" Cloud explained.

"And with that, five teams make it out of the pyramid. Three left to come out. The race to the Nile River is on!" Admin declares

Lemon, Berserker, StarBird, Reu, and Riley were in the room the furries were in before.

"These walls look neat" Lemon noted.
"Well well well" a voice called out.

It was Rydli! He, DaUser, Kirby, Eden, and Jp walked up.

"So we meet again Lemon" Rydl greeted.
"I don't recall a previous encounter" Lemon said.
"And so here our discussion must end. I hope to see you again, in the future" Rydli said, walking toward the exit with the ladies.
"We all stay on the same plane I don't see us not meeting again" Lemon said.
"Come on Lem, we better speed up. Like Sonic. The hedgehog. Who is fast. I like Sonic." Riley said.
"Wryyyyyy" Reu shouted.

Both groups exited the pyramid.

"Aw, all the camels are gone?" Jp asked disappointingly.
"No problem, I prefer the long run. Better exercise for my calfs" Rydli said as he did some leg stretches, then broke out into a sprint. The rest of the group followed behind.
"It's so...hot out here..." Riley panted.
"Maybe you should take off your YouTube jacket" Reh suggested.
"No way dude, this thing is a GenesisFrenzy staple. I'm not taking this off" Riley said.
"Alright fellas. Let's start moving" Lemon said, and the five took off as well in the race to the Nile.

Blooberri, StarForce, and Sunnia were the remaining contestants not to leave the pyramid yet.

Ding!

"Aw man, I was hoping he'd forget about the song" Element complained.
"I thought you liked the songs because they have you an opportunity to disqualify yourself." Pseudonym said.
"No way dude, I'm not fucking around anymore. I'm playing to win, so I'm all for singing" Element said.
"And hey, the 'ol montage boost will get us through the desert faster" Marrowsky said.

"I wonder what kind of tune it will be this time" Isaac wondered.
"Hmm, perhaps an Aladdin vibe?" J asked.

[Song 4 - To the Nile Rap]
(In a quick pace)
YO!
ya-yo, ya-yo

Jp: Here's how the story starts out
Kirby: We find 40 haikuers competing without a doubt
Rydli: We evaluate the team, to determine which ones stink
Eden: Then one gets voted out, goodbye the weakest link
DaUser: ya-yo, yo-yo

Ziggy: Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do
something to us
Luke and Jacob: ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, ho-ho
Pantz and Cloud: To the niiiiile

Element: His name's Ziggy, he's a trashy fucking weeb
and over here we got DryBones, the former picked-on dweeb
Lukeguy reviews stuff, while Cloud rps ironically
Pseudo's irrelevant, Bless shitposts irrationally
Pseudonym: I don't like that description of me
Shinxy: I'm a cute lil Shinx, all the ladies like Rydli,
DaUser posts filler, and don't forget murr-owsky 3
Marrowsky: Kirby's a gizmo lover, Jp likes Jp
Eden did something with haikustuck I guess
Who the hell is Jacob? Joe's love life is a mess
Carz is a card, the shitpost king, Pantz is chill while Elly likes to sing
And then there's Grenade, ...I can't think of anything
Pseudonym: ya-yo, ya-yo

Bless: Birches and hoes, overwhelmed with all their woes
Yeah my dick pays rent, and I'm here to represent
On our way to the notorious and glorious, the feh the will be victorious. Less than a mile, won't be awhile, it's the opposite of vile.
Grenade: We continue on our way
Carz: BLESS IS FUCKING GAY
Joe: ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, ho-ho
DryBones: to the niiiiile

Alice: Wonderin why Nicholas had chosen me, this question is overhwhelmin me
Nicholas: Just being nice, like our hero Kurtis the Snivy
Mike: Final Fantasy bat: kee
Mr. Moogle: Our destination's coming up, who will win we will soon see
Robot: ya-yo, ya-yo

StarForce: This is it, I think we're gonna die
Blooberri: Come on man, we at least gotta try
Sunnia: How do we know to sing, I

Lemon: R-E-U, SirCrackers is my man
Berk don't foll, Riley's got the plan
StarBird's such a mysterious one
My rapping skills match no one
Reu: Nicholas...rickalos, who's up for kinky vore?
Say no more, Mike's speedrunning galore
Alice the animal, party it up some more
Mr. Moogle's the brains, Robot has a R.O.B. she can adore
Gingerale likes Xenoblade, pokeporn and Metal Gear
Stickboy wins the amiibo collector of the year
Isaac is pretty random, and Sam likes to win
And don't forget J, he's a fan of Shin
Berserker: Bloo's a nice girl, StarForce isn't a girl, and Sunnia is a girl
Riley and StarBird: ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, ho-ho

GingeraleDragon: Hurry this up, someone get me a Lapras to fuck
Isaac: We're in Egypt man, you're shit out of luck
Sam: Keep keep going, we're gonna fucking win!
Stickboy: Really, already? My nap will have to fin
J: Yo, yo, yo, fo shizzle my nizzle lizzle, gonna jizzle on this nizzle...

All: to the niiiiile
Birches and hoes

GingeraleDragon, Stickboy, Isaac, J, and Sam were the first to arrive at the Nile. They stopped the camel and hopped off.

"Awesome" J said in glee.
"So what's the final challenge?" Gingerale asked.
"Nope, as I recall, the entire team has to be here before I inform you" Admin reminded.
"But there is a river here, feel free to wash up if that would please you. It's been awhile since some of you have bathed, after all" Admin said.

Some of them smelled their pits.

Element, Marrowsky, Shinxy, Pseudonym, and Lek arrived next.

"WOOO!" Shinxy cheered, hugging Lek.
"Again, did I really have to stick around for the challenge?" Lek asked.
"No, nobody made you. You didn't have to follow Shinxy." Admin said.
"As, you did it for me 3" Shinxy murred.
"You did good guys" Marrowsky complimented.

Grenade, DryBones, Bless, Carz, and Joe arrived third.

"What took so long guys? Weren't you the first to depart?" Admin asked.
"We had to keep stopping to pee" Grenade said.
"Pee and sweat are like cousins" Joe said.
"I miss Ziggy..." Bless said.

Next was Ziggy, Cloud, Luke, Jacob, and Ontaz.

"So..much...walking..." Jacob panted, falling to be ground.
"We're here brogres" Cloud said.
"ses" Ziggy noted.

Lemon, Riley, Reu, Berserker, and StarBird ran up next.

"Yah" Lemkn said.
"Oh my Sonic 3 my legs hurt after that" Riley said.

Nicholas, Mr. Moogle, Mike, Alive, and Robot were the next to appear. After getting off, the camel sat on Jacob and closed its eyes.

"Wait, what? How did someone on a camel take longer than two teams on foot?" Lemon asked..
"Our camel looks like it's about to die" Mr. Moogle said.
"Oh yeah haha one of the camels may be 40 years older than the others" Admin laughed.

Rydli, DaUser, Kirby, Eden, and Jp arrived next.

"And with that-
"Hey, don't we get to say something first? You're just gonna move on without us eg tying any lines?" Jp asked.
"Making us look a little...dry!" Eden said.
"Oooooooh" Kirby said, giving Eden a high five.
"Fascinating. Anyways, all of the Troll Slaiyers are here, so they can begin the final challenge. Team Jacob, until StarForce, Blooberri, and Sunnia get here, you can't do anything" Admin ordered.
"So we're just gonna sit here and watch them compete while we can do nothing?" Reu asked.
"Yeah pretty much. Anyways, we got a second guest start for this episode. And he is none other than...Luna's stepdad!" Admin announced.
"Hi I'm Luna, stepfather" Luna's stepdad greeted.
"Uh, why?" Pseudonym asked.
"Well he was in the country and we thought 'whoa hey he's there while we're here let's do a thing'" Admin explained.
"That's kinda weird, now I'm disappointed Luna didn't even make it here" J sighed.
"But Jonah, she has a job and responsibilities" Luna reminded him.
"Oh yeah, true true" J said.
"Alright guy, take it away and explain the challenge" Admin said.
"Alright, so, kids like scarabs right? You kids like scarabs? Well here is a jar of scarabs. Get them across the river to win. Have fun everybody" Luna's stepdad said.

Troll Slaiyers huddled.

"Alright guys, ideas?" Rydli asked.
"Move the jar from this side of the river, to the other" Grenade said.
"Hey retard it isn't gonna be so easy hey!" Cloud said.
"Maybe we can just swim across?" Jp suggested.

They looked over to see crocodiles swimming in the river.

"Throw it over?" Pantz suggested.
"Also, you need at least one person to cross the river with the jar" Lube's stepdad added.

"Hey, Sunnia, Blooberri, and Starwhatever never made it out of the pyramid, shouldn't we be concerned?" Gingerale asked.
"Hmm. Maybe. Parascout, Faline. Go find them." Admin ordered with the snap of a finger.
"Alright, fine. Maybe you'll reward me with a spot on the show, eh? Eh?" Parascout said.
"Just find them" Admin ordered.

Back at me pyramid, the three were sinking. Now down to their heads. They're gonna die!

"This is it, we're gonna die" StarForce cried.
"Death...I welcome you..." Sunnia said.

They closed their eyes but were surprised to notice they stopped sinking.

"Wow, I guess the room wasn't high enough" Blooberri said.
"Hurray, starvation instead!" StarForce cheered, trying to move his arms but they are stuck in the sand.

Parascout and Faline walked in.

"Whoa... Parascout exclaimed.
"YAY" StarForce shouted in glee.
"How did you find us?" Blooberri asked.
"Uh...guessing. Yeah, luck. We don't have trackers in you guys" Parascout said.
"Great" StarForce exclaimed.
"So, how are we gonna get out?" Blooberri asked.

Faline took her scarf off her neck and threw it to the sand, where Bloo grabbed on and was pulled up by the interns. They repeated the same for Sunnia and StarForce.

"Well that settles that" Parascout said, dusting off his hands.
"Hey what is this?" Bloo asked, picking up a scroll.

She opened it up and everyone gathered around as she read the top of it.

"Oh my goodness!" StarForce gasped.
"It's the Declaration of Independence!" Blooberri exclaimed.
"What is that? Is that an American thing? I'm Canadian daily episode reminder" Parascout said.

A huge triangle then popped on the wall and an eye in the center of it opened open. The three sides glowed brightly as words appeared below it
"إدراج عبارة بارد بيضة عيد الفصح هنا" it read.
"Really? That's not even Egyptian" Bloo said.
"Well the obligatory illuminati joke is done, we should head back" Parascout said.

They were all then ejected from the pyramid as it exploded.

Back at the river, Isaac stepped out of it to dry off.

"Ah, that was a good bathing session." Isaac exclaimed.

He was then alarmed by a giant pizza-like creature that brushed up against him.

"Heeeeey, wanna have sex" the pizza monster asked, grabbing Isaac and pushing him to the ground.
"Am ugh, what arebyo7" Isaac asked.
"You can call me pizza the hutt..." Pizza the hutt said, taking his pizza dick out ready to get it on.

But then a beam shot him and he inflated until he blew up and his dough flesh flew everywhere and sauce blood splatted on Isaac, Stickboy, and the sand.

"Mm, fresh pepperoni!" Reu exclaimed form the background.
"What the hell was that?" Isaac asked.
"Pizza the hutt, weren't you listening? It seems a human and a pizza were fused somehow, they must have got splatted or squashed together to mix, don't know how that could happen though" Sitckboy explained, blowing the smoke off his laser gun.
"Also on a side note, were you just bathing in crocodile-infested waters?"
"It's good for the skin" Isaac defended.

"That's it! Cloud exclaimed.
"Kirby, use your skills learned at Papa John's to build a boat out of pizza boxes" Cloud ordered.
"Haha, you really think they teach us how to craft things by folding pizza boxes at Papa John's?" Kirby laughed.

Cloud raised a brow.

"...ok I'll do it" Kirby said, taking pizza boxes out of nowhere to craft a boat.
"Nice idea Cloud. Ideas like that are what earn you the title of the Money Guy" Rydli stated.
"How? What does the Money Guy even do?" Riley asked.
"He's the Money Guy" Cloud said.
"Ok but what is his role?" Riley asked.
"He's the Money Guy" Cloud repeated

Kirby finished the boat made out of pizza boxes.

"Nice one Kirby. Well only one of us have to make it over, so we shouldn't overload it. Just three of us sounds good. I'll be one" Marrowksy said, taking the jar full of scarabs and getting on the boat.
"Count me in." Element said.
"I'm in!" DryBones said happily.

The Troll Slaiyers pushed the boat in the river so it started moving.
Some crocodiles snapped at them, but Element punched them in the eye.

Blooberri, Sunnia, and StarForce fell from the sky, along with Faline and Parascout, landing in the sand.

"Aaaaand Team Jacob can start" Admin announced.
"We don't have enough time to build anything" Mr. Moogle said.
"Mike. Sick em" Nicholas ordered, and Mike ran over and leaped onto the Troll Slaiyers boat.

Mike leaped on Element, knocking him on all fours on the boat floor. Mike held Element's hands down with his own, and tangled their feet together to prevent movement. Mike held his head on Element's fedora for a moment before making his way down Element's back until he got to his butthole. Mike stuck his long extended tongue out and stuck it right into Element's asscrack. Element winced at first and squirmed about effortlessly, but Mike held a tight grip with his tongue, moving it farther up inside Element through his intestines. Element started panting heavily, closing his eyes and raising his ass upwards. Mike's tongue kicked around inside Element moving more up. Element felt his tummy tickle as Mike maneuvered through it. Element started panting very hard as the tongue went up Element's esophagus. Element grunted, trying to scream but his voice was blocked by Mike's tongue, now at the root of Elly's mouth. Their tongues wrestled.
Marrowksy's jaw dropped as he watched on. Distracted by this, a crocodile jumped on the boat and knocked Marrowksy out.
DryBones was huddled in a corner, trying to avoid the scene. He rocked back and forth in cowardice. Then as he watched his teammates, he stopped rocking, and stood up on both feet.

"TIME TO BREAK MY RULES IN 3...2...1...GO!
I'm breaking the rules right now.
Usfhsdiufhusdfgaskd!
That is what I'm doing right now.
Some dude who breaks all my rules is 11 and turns 12 this year.
I use Sudomemo.
Everyone has Birthdays.
My Birthday is on June 30th.
What's 9 + 10?
TWENNI WAN? You stupid!
No.
You have 123,214,678,312,648,123,648,716,384 new notifications.
I'm chewing gum right now, but I didn't get gum from a gumball machine.
WATTERSON
And you died. The end.
Lisa Simpsons. Here it is.

The Simpsons.

Not posting a Family Guy photo in here because Family Guy sucks huge d##ks!
Yes The Simpsons
YES!
I T * H A S * T O * B E * Y O U (there are two T's in the puzzle)
FORTUNE! OF! WHEEL!

- I'll take Game Shows for $600.
- Buy a vowel, spin the wheel, solve the puzzle.
* contestant rings*
- Player2
- What is Wheel of Fortune?
- Correct. That takes you up to $1,200.

:D
I'm not going to.
Sdafhudsgfkdagsfikagdsdygfiagfiuds!
This is Japanese: スパークプラグM
I have a friend who is 10. He turned 10 last month.
In 2010, I was 9.
スパークプラグM
Here it is."

DryBones grabbed the crocodile that punched Marrowsky and threw it at Mike, whose tongue quickly retracted out of Element.

"Oh sh*t, we need a backup plan" Nicholas said, picking up their jar of scarabs.
"Hopefully Mike can catch this..." Nicholas said, handing it to Robot who shot the jar as far as she could.

"Oh no! Quick, is anyone here a tennis player?" Rydli asked.
"I am" Lek said.
"Really there's more to you than being a furry?"
"Well actually I'm not a furry, don't like the fandom, just like some of the art and-"
"NO TIME FOR THAT throw me up!" Rydli ordered.

Rydli jumped in Lek's hands, who threw him in the sky as high as he could.
Rydli readied his tennis arm, bringing it up.
Team Jacob's jar of scarabs came flying up, and Rydli slammed the jar back to them, where it crashed off Stickboy's head, releasing them to scatter around the team.

The Troll Slaiyers boat was starting to sink, Element and Marrowsky slipped into the water but DryBones took their jar of scarabs and leaped over to the sand, winning his team the challenge.

"The Troll Slaiyers win AGAIN!" Admin declared.
"Wooo!" Troll Slaiyers cheered.
"Three times in a row..." Isaac sighed.
"No. No...NO. NOOO!" GingeraleDragon screamed, beating his hands off the sand as the scarabs enveloped around him and the rest of the team.

Shinxy ran over to the water to pull ELEMENT or to dry land.

"Element! Elly? Are you ok?" Shinxy asked, holding him tight.
"Yeah, I'm fine.." Element coughed, shivering from the water. And...the thing the thing that happened.
"Yay! 3" Shinxy said, hugging him tightly.
"Haha, Shainxy, you know I'm not gay..." Element laughed, closing his eyes and embracing the embrace. The hug made him feel warm both inside and out.
"I'm fine too, thanks" Marrowsky said, stepping out of the river.

Element was eating hot dogs at a table when Cloud walked over and gave him a wedgie.

"How many times are you gonna do that?" Element asked with his cumstained underpantz ogre his head

Element got up and punched Cloud in the face, knocking him to the ground.

"Fight me in Melee like a real man" Cloud sniffled, running away burying his head into his hands.

Meanwhile, Team Jacob was sitting around in the elimination room awaiting Admin.

"I guess you could say the pizza was aggressive, eh?" Alice asked, bumping her elbow on Riley.
"Why the delay in that joke. Why not say that when the event actually happened?" Mr. Moogle asked.
"Shut up no one said it I had to get it in there somewhere" Alice defended.

Admin stepped to the podium with passports in hand, straightening them out and preparing the announcement.

"The votes are in. One of you are about to leave and plummet down to the sands of Egypt, never to return to Haiku Drama World Tour...ever again..." Admin declared quietly and seriously.

Everyone looked around.
StarForce was shaking. Gingerale folded his arms. Reu kept a straight face.

[Isaac in le confession toilet]
"For messing up the challenge"
Isaac stamps the passport.
[le end]

[Riley in le confession toilet]
"For having a dick or for being a dick, who knows at this point"
Riley stamps the passport.
[le end]

[Alice in le confession toilet]
"For being irrelevant"
Alice stamps the passport.
[le end]

[Berserker in le confession toilet]
"For being a Farquaad"
Berserker stamps the passport.
[le end]

Most of the team already had cans in their hand as Admin read the results to them.

"One vote for Riley"
Riley gasped.
"One vote for Gingerale"
GingeraleDragon unfolded his arms and then folded them again.
"One vote for Sunnia"
Sunnia does nothing.
"One vote for StarBird"
StarBird watched on with a blank expression.
"Two votes for StarBird"
"Two votes for Gingerale"
"Everyone else, is safe. And the final Mountain Dew goes to..."

StarBird didn't blink, Gingerale narrowed his eyes.
The music got more dramatic.
Admin held the final Mountain Dew in his hand.
The camera zoomed in to StarBird and Gingerale's faces unnecessarily.

"...xXxLaprasFucker420xXx aka GingeraleDragon, is safe!" Admin said, tossing the can to him.

StarBird watched the can fly pass him.

"Oh well" StarBird shrugged, getting up and walking towards the exit.
"What? StarBird? But why? There's so much I wanted to get to know about you. We could have been friends..." Lemon said sadly as he walked with him.
"Eh, he was boring" Stickboy said.
"It's fine, the others have more to offer than me." StarBird said, strapping his parachute on.
"You're not even sad to go?" Lemon asked.
"It was...fun. You know, I've been on Haiku a long time. But do I really know anyone?" StatBird asked.

With that, StarBird leaped out of the plane and activated his parachute, falling below. Lemon watched with disappointment.

"Noice, gotta admit, seeing someone fall off the plane is pretty cool" Lek said as he leaned against the wall next to the door.
"Yeah, spending of which, your time here is up." Admin said, shoving a parachute in Le: hand and knocking him out of the plane.
"Wait, what? B-but I didn't get an autograph from Genesis!" Lek screamed as he plummeted down.

As he fell past StarBird, StarBird looked up as the plane flew away from him, and sighed.

"Real talk, we need to stop losing" Isaac said.
"Real talk, don't say real talk" Gingerale said.
"It is true though, I mean if this keeps happening we might get voted off before BLESS. The last thing I want is for Bless to outrank me" Alice said.
"Fu*k Bless" Nicholas agreed.
"You hate Bless too?" Alice asked.
"Bless is worthless!" Nicholas said.

Alice smiled as cheesy guitar strums played in the background.

Cloud was sitting in a chair chair writing troll fics when Pantz walked up to him.

"Hey, Cloud" Pantz greeted.
"Oh, hey" Cloud said back.
"I wanted to make you something, so I made this" Pantz said, handing him a cylinder bracelet, it was yellow with a light blue strip in the center.
"Really? Well, thanks dude" Cloud said.
"No problem bro" Pantz smiled, walking back to her seat to do artsy shit.

J was laying around in the storage section of the plane.
The door opened and Marrowsky stepped in, making J smile.

"Hey senpai" J greeted.
"Hey kohai" Marrowsky greeted back, closing the door and tossing J a snickers bar and sitting down on a box.

[J in le confession toilet]
"Me and Marrowsky have a thing where I call him senpai and he calls me kohai, it's cute"
[le end]

"Alright, you want to do this?" J asked with a smile.
"No, not really" Marrowsky admitted.
"No one's watching besides everyone, come on I need a second person to make it more dramatic" J pleaded.
"Alright, start it off" Marrowsky sighed.

"Prepare for trouble!" J said dramatically as he stood up.
"Make it double!" Marrowsky added as he stood up.
"To protect the world with devastation!" J walked across the room.
"To unite all people within our nation!" did the same but in the opposite direction.
"To denounce the evil of truth and love!" J said, turning around sharply.
"To extend our reach to the stars above!" Marrowsky said, putting a rose on his mouth.
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!" J did a dramatic pose.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" Marrowsky threw the rose as he did his pose.

"Meowth. That's right!" Nicholas whispered to himself as he watched from behind some boxes

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