Author's note: (Golly gee, things were heating up within the last few chapters. Also, sorry for the delay of Chapter 4, school has its perks and not-so-much perks. Now, without further ado, Chapter 4!)
Chapter 4: Snoop's Plan! Take back!
While Zoro and Sanji were getting along with the other fighters just nicely, Zoro and Lucina's training was going good so far. (Foreshadowing) Snoop, on the other hand, was in despair. He was in a fight, but he got second place because he was distracted by the absence of his dank kush. Dark Pit didn't really care because he was hanging out with his completely-canon role model, Snoop Dogg.
One night, Snoop and Dark Pit were in their room, watching some TV. "Yo DP," Snoop began, "do you think we could get our kush back?" He asked the edgy angel. Dark Pit shrugged, "I don't know Snoop, but I have been hearing about this blonde guy that looks just like the one who stole it." Snoop's memory flashed backed to when he saw the man who took it, he was a blonde haired man who wore a red vest and had a red sword that glowed weeabo symbols. "That motherfucker, we're going to kill him." Snoop clenched his fist. "First, I'm going to bed though, then at tomorrow morning after breakfast, we're going to kill." Dark Pit looked at Snoop, "Alright, I'll see you in the morning then." Dark Pit said as he turned off the TV and hopped on his bed.
A few hours later, Snoop woke up to a strange voice saying, "Snoooop…" Snoop rose from his bed, "Who the fuck is there?" Snoop said in a drowsy voice. The voice revealed himself, with it being the ghost of Tupac. (You know, the rapper who died in the 90's by a drive-by. But that's what you think.) "Tupac? Motherfucker, you're supposed to be dead. Why is your shifty looking ass here?" Snoop said as he looked at the ghost. "Yo man, I'm here to help a homie out bro." Tupac said to the rapper who is still alive. "How the hell are you going to help out me and DP?" Snoop responded. Tupac pulled out two gold-plated pistols out from his pockets. "Here man, kill that bitch the way they killed me." Tupac handed the pistols to Snoop. Snoop looked at the pistols and whistled. "Damn Pac, you're one badass motherfucker. How you even get these?" He said to the ghost. Tupac started to fade away. "Bitch, it's because I'm Tupac." He said as he faded away into the void. Snoop pounded his chest, "Respect brotha." He said as he went back to sleep.
The next morning, Snoop and Dark Pit walked to their table during breakfast. Zoro, Sanji, and (guess who?) Lucina were already sitting there. Snoop and Lucina exchanged glares as Snoop and Dark Pit sat down. Lucina looked behind her and saw Robin (M). "Well, he's here, I'll see you later Zoro." She said as she got up and walked to Robin, when she got there, they kissed. (It's canon, ok?) "Remember today's lesson at five, ok?" Zoro said to her. Snoop had a huge smile on his face, "Hey Snoop," Sanji said as he looked at him, "What's with the big smile?" Snoop laughed as he took out the gold pistols from his pockets. "Whoa!" Dark Pit exclaimed, "A little bird gave me these," Snoop said as he gave Dark Pit a gun, "we're using these to get revenge on a blonde haired motherfucker." Zoro looked at the pistols," You mean Shulk? I think he's a pretty nice guy." He said to Snoop. "Hell na, that bitch stole our kush." Snoop shook his head. Zoro, not being a supporter of murder, nodded anyway.
After breakfast, Snoop got a car and some sweet tunes. (I mean like, songs by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, the classic stuff.) Snoop called Dark Pit on his phone, "Alright DP, its time. We're getting this bitch." Snoop said over the line. The two got in a car and drove around the Smash Bros Campus, looking for Shulk. "Snoop, look!" Dark Pit pointed to a blonde haired man. Snoop drove up beside Shulk, while looking at him, Snoop saw that Shulk was carrying around blunts! "YO BITCH! YOU EVER HEARD OF A DRIVE BY?!" Snoop yelled at Shulk as he and Dark Pit pulled out the pistols. Shulk saw what was happening and started to run, but he was too late. (Mmm Whatcha say plays in the background.) As Snoop and Dark Pit pulled the triggers to their guns, bullets started to fly out of the barrel. The bullets hit Shulk in slow motion because that's cooler. After the clips were empty, the two Dank masters looked at the body, it was riddled with bullets and was pretty bloody too, but the kush was intact. Snoop jumped out of the car, grabbed the kush, got back in the car and drove away.
"Manado?" Snoop said as he drove away, "More like: Ma'nada that shit in my hood!" He said as he and Dark Pit laughed. "I almost feel bad for him!" Dark Pit said, "But then again, that was awesome!" Back at their room, Snoop and Dark Pit lit their joints and got high. (The Next Episode by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg plays in the background.)
Meanwhile, Freddy was walking around, when he smelled smoke from Snoop's room. He walked in, "What's happening around here?" He asked Dark Pit. "What does it look like? We're getting high!" Dank Pit exclaimed, "Want a puff?" He offered Freddy a puff. Freddy backed away from the edgy angel. "No thanks, smoke doesn't work well for robots." Freddy said as he walked out from the room.
In Sanji and Zoro's room, Sanji was trying to sleep, while Zoro was watching the clock, it struck five o' clock. "Well," Zoro began, "I got to go train with Lucina." He said to Sanji. Sanji opened one eye, "Good, don't cut yourself." The cook said drowsily. Zoro picked up his swords, which were leaning against one wall, and walked out.