Hey guys! It's ok, I'm not dead! I have returned from the bottomless pit of homework and vacations. I honestly haven't had any coffee in an eternity. Need...coffee...NOW! Anyway, I don't own anything. Enjoy!
27. Never ask Feanor to swear an oath of any kind. It always ends badly. (extracutegurl9)
28. Don't fill the barrel of Jack's, or anyone's, pistol with peanut butter. (bad things happen and Jack will probably accuse you of almost getting him killed)
29. Don't take them to the airport with you (you'll end up in jail…you wouldn't make it past the metal detectors and some of these guys are passionate about their weapons...)
30. Don't let Jack get ahold of Gandalf's pipe (Gandalf gets angry and starts turning people into little froggies. And Jack…)
31. Don't give the Elves (or the dwarves) Vodka (They don't drink a lot of alcohol other than wine so just imagine Elves and Dwarves that have drunk a lot of Vodka in the middle of Rivendell...Elrond was gone that day and wasn't very happy when he got back so….)
32. Don't let them drink Vodka in Rivendell (Explained above)
33. Don't call Lord Cutler Beckett a Hobbit (Boromir nearly lost his head….)
34. Don't take a bunch of dwarves and hobbits to Panera Bread Company (or any restaurant for that matter) (we angered the other customers because between all the dwarves, hobbits, and us, we ordered the entire food supply there)
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! Feel free to submit any suggestions. May the force be with you all! (I know wrong movie but what can I say I'm a geek at heart). Please rate/follow/comment/GIVE US COFFEESES PRECIOUSES! …. please?