Resident Fun 5
Zomg freeplay! Run for the hills! :F Oh wait sorry, no gameplay next chappy.
The green door banged open and Chris and Sheva left the harsh sunlight outside.
"What's that stupid noise?" Chris asked as he ventured to the window.
Sheva joined Chris at the window and the pair looked out to see hundreds of men (and woman, so not to be sexist) cheering at a dude with a megaphone.
"Eew Sheva check out that one" Chris pointed at one of the men.
"And this guy was totally dissing our style maaaannn!" The megaphone man shouted.
"Chris!" Sheva shook Chris, "Look, it's the butcher shop clerk"
"Oh yeah" Chris nodded. "I wonder how he met all these guys. He didn't really look very sociable, how nice for him"
"Chris I think he's in trouble!" Sheva warned.
"Leave him be Sheva, we've done all we can for him, you've got to set him free" Chris scolded.
"What are you talking about!?" Sheva demanded.
"So because he was dissin our style we've decided to totally fucking OWN him!" Screamed the mega phone man.
"You don't know what you're talking about!" Yelped the butcher shop clerk.
"I wonder how we can hear them from here?" Chris wondered aloud.
"You can all go to hell!" The butcher shop clerk continued.
"Jeez he's asking for it" Sheva tutted.
The mega phone man nodded at the gigantic axe man who nodded and brought the axe up.
"Oh god!" Sheva yelped before hiding behind Chris.
"Ssh!" Chris scolded munching popcorn.
The axe came down.
"OH, OW! Woo!" Chris catcalled.
"Chris!" Sheva scolded.
"Jeez, jeez sorry" Chris huffed.
The crowd cheered loudly and Chris crossed his arms in a mood.
"I could be out there if it weren't for you" He said moodily.
"Chris! Stop being in a mood and go tell them off!" Sheva hissed.
"Fine, fine" Chris sighed, before dragging his feet towards the door, he dragged himself outside up the ladder and grabbed the mega phone of the mega phone guy.
"Hey! Hey guys!" He began, the crowd went silent as Sheva looked on in horror. "Ok, ahem, just gonna clear my throat and…just gonna stand here"
Chris got into a comfortable position then continued.
"Ok now what you just did wasn't cool ok?" Chris shouted. "Now that guy was alright…"
"Boo you suck!" Shouted somebody from the crowd.
"…Ok now I don't need that kind of feedback, alright? I'm just trying to put my opinion across alright?" Chris retorted. "Ok, alright, now see that little lady down there?"
All of the men looked over at a tiny shrew woman in the corner. "Hello everyone" she squeaked waving happily.
"Yeah she's gross, now look in that window there, ok?!" Chris pointed to the window.
Sheva jumped back startled as all of the men turned to look at her.
"Ok she wasn't happy with what you just did alright? Ok, alright? And it really scared her, ok?" Chris explained.
"No that's not ok!" shouted the mega phone man suddenly. "You come in all in our face and you try and boss us around but we don't even care! So shut up right men!?"
"I don't get it, do we answer him?" One man asked at the front of the crowd.
"No, no he doesn't have the mega phone" another man answered.
"For fucks sake!" Groaned the mega phone guy before grabbing the mega phone. "GET THEM!" he yelled.
Sheva watched in horror.
"All alright?"
Sheva turned quickly to see Chris standing there. "How'd you get there?" She asked.
"Uh yeah it didn't work out, so now all their lot's coming after us" Chris explained.
"I know I saw!" Sheva exploded.
"Sshhh, I don't know if they saw me come in" Chris shushed her.
Sheva looked over at the crowd members staring into the window. "…" she said.
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