Super Mafia Nanny!
Chapter Three—Rules?
Summary: Luce, a not-so-trained nanny Mafioso is going to be a nanny to take care of eight (Mafioso) kids! Will things go smoothly or chaotic?/ "Good luck! You'll need it!"/ "No! Lambo! Don't throw your grena-" BOOM!/ "Mukuro, Kyoya! No fighting ins-" CRASH!/ "Mukuro! You're not supposed to tie your own sibling with the fireworks! Get him off!"/ Surely things are going not so good for Luce.
Warning: Typos, Parental!1stGeneration, Kids!10thGeneration, Adult!Arcobaleno, OOC-ness, OCs (parents) and this is puuure fluffy and stuff with unicorns, rainbows and sparkles.
Pairings (why do I put this up anyways?): GiottoxNana, GxLavina and DaemonxElena.
A/N: Thanks for anyone that just added to their favorites/followers! And to anyone who's just reading it~!
Ahem.
A new chapter~! Hope you like it! We're gonna introduce some stuff in here~! Keep your eyes open for something new! From this chapter onwards… the updating chapters will be random since we're having tests and all of those school whatnot! DX
Since Tata (Glassed Loner) cannot beta-read this we beta'd it by ourselves.
Disclaimer: We do NOT own KHR except for the plot.
"Kufufufu" Mukuro laughs, as creepy as ever, that send a chill to a certain somebody's spine. "I bet she'll be leaving in five days for ten bucks" he declares.
Kyoya, surprisingly shake his head "Two days, eleven bucks" he smirks.
Hayato scoffs, turning around to face them, his arms folded on his chests "Ten hours, fifteen bucks" he pipes.
"You're on!" Mukuro smirks and lightning can be seen coming from their eyes.
Luce blinks at the realization that the three kids are betting on when she leaves. She turns around to face them and pouts "Hey~! I'm not that bad!" she whines.
Tsuna giggles.
But sadly, the three of them are still in their own betting world and ignored the poor nanny.
"Five hours, twenty bucks"
"Three hours! F-for twenty-five bucks!"
"Two hours~ for thirty bucks~"
"One hour! Th-thirty-five bucks!"
"Thirty minutes, forty bucks"
"Any minute now~ hm~ fifty bucks~"
A trident forms itself from mist, Hayato suddenly have dynamites from his hands, which he got it from god-knows-where and Kyoya suddenly flashes his tonfas at hand from god-knows-where since everyone in the room thought that his tonfas are with Luce.
And they start to fight.
"No no no no!" Luce said. Why are kids betting money for me to leave? Nononononono… That's not the point here Luce!
"The three of you stop fight-" but what she says goes to deaf ears as the three of them begin to fight.
Ryohei suddenly starts cheering for them ("MUKURO! KYOYA! HAYATO! FIGHT TO THE EXTREME!"), Lambo who innocently walks in the middle of the three is tossed away from the scene and lands on Chrome ("GUPYAA!" BRUK! "Must…tole…rate… UWAAH!") and Takeshi?
Takeshi well… was having trouble calming the trio down.
"Maa… Maa… Hayato! Mukuro! Kyoya! No fighting inside! You know what happens when you three fight inside! Pops and uncles will be very angry!" Takeshi reminds the three of them with that easy-going grin.
Mukuro waves him off "They're not here right now dumb-rain".
Takeshi laughs at this while scratching the back of his neck "Ahaha! I forgot!".
The others sweatdrop at this.
Tsuna squirms out of Luce's grip and walks up to the trio who's currently fighting but he was being kicked out of the way by Kyoya.
Hayato, being the loyal puppy he is got angry by this. "How dare you do that to Tsuna-sama you tonfa-freak!" he shouts and many bombs appear in his hands but good thing, Takeshi holds him and Hayato's dynamites drop to the floor.
Luce's eyes widen as the other two kids starts to fight with their weapons. She didn't hesitate to shout at them to stop "Mukuro, Kyoya! No fighting insi-"
Too late.
CRASH!
The poor innocent vase –which looks incredibly posh, meaning=expensive= paperwork for Luce- crashes to the floor.
Luce gasps, her eyes widen and her mouth gape open.
The two kids keeps on fighting and fighting (they ignored the gaping face that Luce's giving and the broken vase), Ryohei –Luce does not know why he's so oblivious- is cheering for them with his loud voice, Chrome was trying to sooth the crying Lambo, Takeshi and Hayato are having a one-sided argument and Tsuna is trying to calm them down.
Luce's eye twitch.
She could clearly see that there are no rules inside the house.
CRASH!
Mukuro and Kyoya, yet destroyed another super-expensive-looking vase but this time it was bigger and more expensive-looking than the last one.
CRASH!
And yet another unfortunate expensive-looking vase breaks.
Twitch.
That was it, Luce couldn't take it anymore. She was done with all these expensive-looking vases breaking one by one which means more paperwork for her.
Mukuro and Kyoya were to knock another vase down when Luce found her patience snap like twigs.
"STOOOOP!" she shouts so loudly that could put Ryohei's "EXTREME!"s and Squalo's "VOII!"s to shame.
Everyone wince at the loud volume as they stop whatever they were doing.
Luce smiles innocently at them, proud to gain their attention.
The kids gulp and begin to sweat nervously when they saw that smile which looks too innocent to be real. Luce suddenly got this scary aura around her and especially that smile. They all can see that her personality have turned 180 degrees.
This is bad… They all thought at the same time and glance each other with nervous faces.
"So~ let's get this straight! There's no rules in the house right~?" Luce, the new nanny, asks –more like beaming- in a sing-song voice with a say-what-I-expect-you-to-say smile.
The kids that are sitting on the carpet in front of her nod in sync (yes, even Kyoya and Mukuro since they do not want to know what that smile promises them).
Luce suddenly puts her hands in front of her and giggles in glee as if she just won a lottery.
She secretly smirks behind her hands but Tsuna notice it and gulps.
Nanny-Luce can be scary… He shivers when he feels her predator eyes are looking at him.
She giggles again, her girly giggling was creeping everyone right now.
A blackboard magically appears out of nowhere and Luce suddenly begins to write some things on the blackboard with the speed of lightning.
"There you go~" she chirps, putting the chalk down and moves away from the board to let the kids see the board.
Their jaws drop and eyes widen in surprise (even the great Kyoya and Mukuro).
Why?
There are a bunch of rules written!
"Tuna~ Would you please volunteer to come up and say all those rules to your siblings please~?" Luce asks, more like commanding.
She insists herself to call the other kids Tsuna's siblings since they are in the same family and they all treat themselves like siblings and don't forget that they all get along with each other (some of them in a twisted way) so why not call them that?
Tsuna, being the good boy he was, walks up to the blackboard.
He stares at it with his big doe brown eyes in horror.
The board was so big he could hardly see what rule number one is!
Luce giggles to herself "Rule number one is the one that everyone will love~" she said emphasizing 'everyone'. "Come on Tuna-fish~ Say it~".
Tsuna furrow his eyebrows as he tries to see what rule number one is. "R-rule number one!" Tsuna said as his furrow his eyebrows again and then brightens up when he got to read it at last. "No fighting inside the house!".
Silence~
Staaaarrrreeeee.
"Kufufufu… how can I not fight with Birdie-chan when he's so annoying?" Mukuro asks as his trident appears from mist.
Kyoya too gets his tonfas out, not going to back down without a fight. "Herbivore… explain" he hiss.
Luce cock her head to the side oh-ever-so-innocently "But Kyoya~ Mukuro~ Tuna-fishy haven't even say what the punishments were!" she smiles.
She looks at Tsuna with a creepy smile, creepier than Mukuro's, signaling him to continue.
Tsuna shivers "P-punishment is! Your weapons will be taken away! And that you have to watch Barbie!" he splutters.
Poor Tsuna right now was getting to see Luce's creepy evil self.
He feels like he wants to pee on his pants right now.
Mukuro and Kyoya twitch.
Even though Chrome, their loving sister loves Barbie, they hate it from the deep bottom of their hearts and out. She is so… fake and plastic! Not to mention too pinky and annoying!
"Who said you can give out the rules?" Kyoya asks, not giving up.
Luce's smile stretch wider making it look even more creepier "Why your fathers, of course~" she chirps.
Silence~
Everyone froze as they tried to process those words that came out from Luce's mouth inside their heads.
"What?" Hayato was the first to break the silence.
Luce giggles evilly –which eerily made them think, is the new style instead of cackling- and claps her hands "Your fathers left you guys here so that you guys can be taken care of~" she explains.
"Kufufufu~ Why do they send you of all people?" Mukuro asks, pointing at Luce as if she's a bacteria or something.
Luce's eye twitch but she regains her evil posture once again.
She shake her head "Mukuro, dear, dear, Mukuro. My sweet heart, pineapple-dear, honey" she says as if she's scolding a child. Wait, Mukuro's a child…
Is that a new form curse words?! The kids shout inside their heads (thus the ones who tends to curse) except for a few people who were oblivious (Tsuna, Takeshi, Lambo, Ryohei and Chrome).
She cup her cheeks with her hand and looks at Mukuro with that smile on her face "Your fathers chose me maybe because I am so…" she sighs for dramatic effects "Oh! I don't know~ Responsible?" she asks, the scary aura is growing around her.
Now she terribly looks like Yuno Gasai.
Except this is Luce-style.
Mukuro pales when he sees that smile "N-never mind" he whispers trying hard not to sound as if he's whimpering.
His siblings around him pray for his sanity and life.
Luce looks at Tsuna and gives her creepy smile again. "Dear Tuna-fishy~ Please continue~".
Tsuna whimpers but oblige, everyone can't help but to pity their sibling, even Mukuro and Kyoya though they only pitied him a teeny-tiny bit.
"But..." Lambo looks up at Chrome as he is sitting on her lap. "When we all woke up we were inside this house right? And we didn't remember anything right?" he asks innocently at his sister.
"Second r-rule is… no betting! Betting money or anything is not allowed!" Tsuna announce while stuttering and clearly his face was written "HELP ME!". The creepy smile on Luce's face is clearly creeping him out especially when he's so near to her!
Chrome nervously nods as she recall what happened before Luce arrives. "We all woke up without father and uncles but with a lady that said to be our 'nanny' but then she went as soon as Kyoya-fratello and Mukuro-fratello threaten her…" she bit her lip and shiver when Luce gives her a creepy smile.
Tsuna is literally shaking by now but Luce, who's ever so dear; just keep him saying the rules one by one.
"Th-third rule! I-i-if y-you do not want to listen to nanny-Luce…" Tsuna gulps "Punishment is g-going to be harder!".
He gulps again since he clearly knows what 'harder' meant. It meant… more punishment for them all.
"I-I think we have to listen to Luce-sama first Lambo…" she whispers.
She hopes that everything will be alright.
Luce as if reading her mind suddenly decides something.
"All of you will have to learn them all from now on~ I expect you all to know them~" she cheerfully announce and the kids groan.
A/N: Well they didn't expect that to happen! X3 Luce's personality suddenly changed 180 degrees~ Tough. It was Mukuro, Kyoya and Hayato's fault for starting it in the first place *dodges a flying tonfa, dynamites and a trident*.
Sorry for the lame humor~ Review please~?