1HA! I bet none of you thought this story was gonna be updated, huh? NO LONGER ON HIATUS! (Wahoo! WendyC's AWESOME! Yay) Love y'all's reviews! Shout outs! ThisisDipperPines, "I'm glad you made an account! I followed you!" Skittlespop428 "You're awesome." Lioness Deity (I finally spelled that right!) "Thanks for always writing awesome reviews for my stories!" As you can tell, I say awesome a lot.

Dipper's POV

I woke up to see Mabel shaking me by my shoulders, screaming at me to wake up.

"Ugh, I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again."

"Dipper! I thought you where dead!" Mabel screamed.

"You worry too much, Mabel. I was only out for like, 5 minutes."

"What's going on in here, Mabel?" Grunkle Stan asked as he walked in.

"Dipper ate an entire bag of sugar then passed out." Mabel said,

"Dipper, I told you, you're not allowed in the sugar cabinet without supervision." Stan said.

"Sorry Grunkle *Burp!* -Stan." I apologized.

"Me and Graunt Susan are starting up the mystery tour in 5 minutes, you two can go outside, be back before lunch, Okay?" Stan said.

"Okay, Grunkle Stan!" Me and Mabel said in perfect unison.

Mabel ran upstairs, probably to get her book, 3.

"Hurry up Sir Mabelton! I wanna solve a mystery!" I screamed before she even got to the top.

"I'm com-AHH!" Mabel tripped and fell down the flight of stairs, landing flat on her face.

"You okay, Mabes?"

She got up.

"Yeah, I'm okay." She straitened her pink pine tree hat.

"LETS GO!" I screamed.

We walked through the gift shop, Wendy was working the counter, her feet on the counter while reading an Indie Fuzz rock magazine.

"Hi Wendy!" I called to the goth teen.

"What do you want, pipsqueak?" She sneered, pulling her bleeding heart hoodie over her head.

"Just sayin' hi." I skipped out of the shop along with Mabel.

"What do you want to investigate first? Mermaids? Barf fairy? Squash with a human face and emotions?" Mabel asked as she flipped through the pages.

"BARF FAIRY!"

I have 0 ideas for this story. Someone help? This may go back on hiatus...