Deidara's P.o.V.

I woke up that morning and I had to admit I was pretty hungry. So obviously I walked in to the kitchen and of course saw Sasori Dana sitting there at the table playing with one of his worthless puppets. I chose to walk past him and not correct him on how the thing he was holding in his hands was clearly not art and just a waste of time. So I opened the cabinet and of course there was nothing.

"There's nothing in there brat!"

"I can obviously see that" I snorted back gosh does he think I'm blind. I walked toward the door I have no intention to stay here in this house full of people who have no idea of what art is and no food.

"Where are you going now brat?'

I walked away out the door because I'm not going to stand here and explain what I'm doing to him. I crossed the ally and walked into Grace Marie's house…Well actually I climbed in her Basement window but that doesn't matter. As I turned around I saw three dogs growling at me. One looked like a Boston terrier Bull dog, another a blood hound and the other well frankly I have no idea but it was the ugliest dog I had ever seen in my life. I growled back at them and they immediately shut up. Ha that will teach them to mess with me!

I walked up the stairs and into Grace's rom. She looked like a little girl with the most innocent smile and loose strands of hair fell onto her face. I walked back out and started to rummage through the cabinets hopping to find something good. When I found a hot pocket I whispered "yes!" and put it in the microwave and sat on the marble counter to wait.

"Deidara…"

I looked up from my clay to see Grace standing there in a neon green Tank top and black shorts. Brushing the hair out of her face sleepily. She walked over and sat on the counter next to me.

"Oh hey Grace"

"Umm Deidara what are you doing here?"

"Waiting for a hot pocket!"

"I can see that…but why?"

"Because I'm hungry and there's no food at that place."

"oh."

She jumped down off the counter and grabbed a plate and put my hot pocket on it and handed it to me. She turned to me.

"You know you should probably go back before my parents get up cause you know they're going to think I invited some crazy cosplayer over. But later I can text Gianna and all of us could go to the Mall together."

I really didn't want to go but then again I also didn't want to be here to explain to her parents especially her dad, that I'm an S-ranked criminal who comes from the village hidden in the rocks. Because people in this world have obviously been convinced that the sinobi villages aren't real and I've never even heard of Chicago! So I decided to go home any way.

Like grace said she would she called later and me, Hidan , Kakuzu and Sasori got into Grace's black convertible and Tobi, Itachi, and Kisame got into Gianna's gray Prius . I got to ride shotgun right next to Grace even though Hidan Complained about it the whole time. But like I was going to let Hidan ride next to her and feel her up the whole ride there! That was my job! Just kidding.

Hidan turned around in his seat and started pointing and Gianna's Prius .

"HAHAHA LOOK AT THAT GAY CAR WHO WOULD DRIVE THAT!"

"Gianna would." Grace said in a shy way.

"I would" Kakuzu commented "It looks less expensive than this thing as nice as it is."

IN Gianna's Car

"TOBI WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE MALL IS LIKE!"

"Well the mall is really cool with like a bunch of stores and stuff and me and Grace Hang out there all the time oh and there's always this one boy at hot topic I think Grace likes him…."

"The girls here are just the same Always shopping and boy crazy or maybe that's just you "Itachi sighed.

"HEY!" Gianna yelled

Itachi smirked "what?"

"Tobi doesn't think that was very nice Itachi !" Tobi said in his no longer cute voice but in him scary Madara voice. Itachi glared at him. Gianna looked worried that a fight between the two criminals would break out in her tiny Prius so she quickly changed the subject.

"Hey look were here already"

So this is the third time I've typed this story because it's been deleted twice so you can imagine how frustrated I was but any way I got my laptop fixed so that means lots of chapters soon because I have tones of ideas! Oh and don't forget to vote please I reallyyyy need you guys too it's like super important to me! So for now I just went with the highest results and built off of that but please VOTE ok sorry I keep saying that.

Sasuke: I love You Grace Marie

Me:…Wrong story…Wrong Grace Marie Sasuke….

Sasuke:…Really?...but she looks just like her….

Me:*face palm* 1. That's me and 2. I know I'm not that creative…

Sasuke: OH so what is this?

Me: My Akatsuki story…

Sasuke:…so Itachi Uchihas here

Me: Well I don't know why you insist on adding the last name he's the only Itachi in the series… but yes he's here

Sasuke:…IM AN AVENGER!

Me:…ok 0.o…..anyway please read and review

Sasuke: Oh and tell her to update the story with me in it I'm getting bored!