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TRUMP 216 FOLIFE!

I was back on earth.

Some shit had gone down up there but I wasn't really sure what cause all the pot that they put in the camp food. Someone was probably poisoning us to fuck up our brains, I thought aimlessly as I returned back to mybody. Possibly there was some conspiracy kind of shit happening or whatever, and they were drugging us so we wouldn't notice.

I wondered what it was.

Percy was standing by me, his rock-hard fists clenched on my back, shaking me jerkily. "Annie, Andromeda Rose Sunfire Ravenlake!" he rasped hotly at me, stroking my black and purple-streaked hair. "Are you okay babe?"

"Yeah I think so, I-" suddenly I realized, unpleasantly that Zeus had said something. He had said that-

"THIS RELATIONSHIP IS FORBIDDEN," roared Mr. De, coming in between us, shoving his wine-tendril-covered fist between our bodies. "I AM TRIGGERED #trigger THERE4 YOU SHALL STOPP."

Percy and I tried to throw him out but he was to fat and heavy from all the wine bottles and grape stuff.

"Babiiiiiiiiii" Percy unhapply clenching my fist in his two rock-hard ones, trying to pull me back, but Mr. De was preventing us from doing it. As we watchd, he threw us apart into separate rooms effectively locking us away from each other. I cried and banrged at the door, but it locked and was tied shut by a hundred and one wine tendrils. In the other room, I could hear Percy knocking up the door and trying to get out as well.

BASTARD.

Defeeted, I fell down onto the bed and cried myself 2 sleep.

When I woke up, I was in a different room. The ceiling was painted with pictures of Zeus, that bastard, as he snorte up heroin and cocaine up his nose. Darn, I thoguht, it hadn't all been some shitty dream. I looked around the rom until I found a closet with some cloths. I opened the closet, and got out a frilly black lace skirt that went halfway to my knees, fishnet stockings, black leather converse, a v-nneck, with hot pink sequens and glitter and little beads and rhinestones all over, in words that read qSUNSHINE, and a ton of pearl necklaces and earrings shaped like chandleir drops. After I got dressed I went outside, realizing the door wasnt locked anymire.

"PERCY?"

I went looking for Percy but couldnt find him anywhere. I wandered the halls endlessly, looking. The walls all looked the same, wood paneling like the 70-s looking kind, with grapevines and shelves with bottle collections nailed on, so it was really easy to get lost.

"Andromeda?" said a softly intelligent voice.

Chrin appeared in front of me. It took me a minute to remember, recognize, because he looked different from before. Now, he looked like Adam Levine would look, but if he wwas 60 years old instead of 20, with some birth condtrol glasses on. But it looked kind of hot on him. He had somehow managed to hide all the horseshit in a wheelchair so he looked almost normal. He was wearing a aquamarine fluffy blue cardigan that wwent all the way down to his knees.

"Where the fuck is my boyfriend Percy" I cocked quietly.

"Percy? Oj Percy that fuckwad," said Pyro. "My dear I'n sorry to admit you but he doesn't love you anymore. He said it himself. "Ass son as we told him you were a daughter of Zeus he realized that he did not love you anymore. Becuasse. He is the son of Poseidon, and the rivalry between Poseidon and Zeus is strong."

"NO YOU FUCKER MEDDLING YOUR LYING" I roared corageeously "HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT." Then "Fuck wait. He's a son of Poseidon?"

"YES." He said ennervously. He tried to take my hand in his small hairy ones, but I brushed him away. "Sons of Percy and Zeus may not date under any circumcisions. THEREFORE.."

"NO!" I yelled. "LET ME SEE HIM!"

"My dear" he said suddanly than I leaped out trying to get past him, but he grabbed me and threw me on 2 his back. I was RIDING HIM (hehehe). I struggled and kicked but he held hi in place. He kept me there tile I stopped struggling. "See. This is a video clcip of him earlier." He took out his ipod shuffle annd played a video. "See,"

It was of Percy, standing in the room which was identical to the one I had been locked in before, but instead of Zeus paintings on the ceiling there was mosaics of tiles of Poseidon on the flor. It depicted Poseion as a big naked guy with waves stragegically placed in front of his crotch, and water all around him, and a huge beaerd that was the size of a cloud, and abs that were actually rock-hard because they were mad out of mosaic rocks HEHEHe. He looked kind of like Percy would look if he was like 70 or something. Percy was standing on the middle of the room on Poseidons strategically covered crotch, he was wearing a shirt that hung of his rock-hard abs, and pants, and knee-high converse, and his hair was combed back with some grease stuff in. His manly stubble was been shaved of- HOW DARE HE! Because of this, and the greasey hair, he was instantly 100% less attratcive. (hint that means hes not attractive anymore). He stood in the middle fo the room and screamed "ANDROMEDA THAT BITCH! SHE LAID TO ME! HOW FUCKING DARE HER!"x He threw a glass thingy across the room and it shattered destroying all the tiles. Wine rushed out of the walls and floor, like blood. "

"No! " I waisled angrily, but it was to late. T/he truth was out.

"My dear are you ok my dear" aid Chrion wangstily.

"NO FUCKING NO"

He tried to confront me in his arms but I tore away and went running down the hall. I disappeared out through the back door then realized there was a shitloads of different cabins everywhore, I ran into the first one I found. I began sobbing, then realized there was some1 in the room w/ me.

"?" they siad quizitively.

I looked up and realizedit was a really hot guy with blond cuurly hair. He had striking chisels of his face, and a manly scruff on his jaw, and his shirt said APOLLO ON IT.

"Who are you fucking bitch" I said bitterly before I could stop myself.

"I'm will Smith" He said friendlily. "Son of Apollo. You must be Andromeda?"

"cal me Annie" I muttered darkly looking into his deep, periwinkling blue eyes.

"Are you really a son of Zeus aND Aphrodicus?" he quired.

"Yeah" I said.

"OMG thats so kewl" I He took my hand then suddenly loked down.

"HEY BITCH my eyes are up HERE" I roared then relized he was looking at something else. He was looking at my shirt which said SUNSHINE on it in sparkly glittery shit.

"SUNSIHNE?" he said, quierily. "Are you- that must- it means-" suddenly he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards him. "Come on. We're going to the temple of apollo."

Before I could realized what that meant, he pulled me out of the room.