A/N Me: THE FOLLOWING EVENTS HAVE ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Random Person: Not really.
Me: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT!
Random Person: I know your weakness. . .
Me: Oh yeah?
Random Person: *nods and takes out a picture of Miley Cyrus*
Me: NO! IT BURNS! (Sorry for all you Miley Cyrus lovers.)
Last time . . .
Bigandbad09: OOH! CHAPTER ONE: FIRST SIGHT!
Crazy4twilight: READ IT READ IT!!!!!!!
TEAMxEDWARD123: YEAH! DO IT EM!
Bigandbad09: OKEE DOKEE! *takes a big breath*
DoctorLove5: Not yet Emmett. We must send a strong-worded letter to Stephenie Meyer, saying we do not like our privacy corrupted.
Bigandbad09: *huffs breath back out* OH C'MON!
Several weeks later. . .
LoveDoctor5 is signing on.
Crazy4twilight is signing on.
Crazy4twilight: So how did the meeting with Stephenie Meyer go?
LoveDoctor5: She fell asleep after the first sentence.
Crazy4twilight: In other words,it didn't go well.
LoveDoctor5: Pretty much.
Crazy4twilight: What WAS the first sentence?
LoveDoctor6: It was: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. (Note: This is translated to something everyone can actually understand.)
Crazy4twilight: *starts snoring*
TEAMxEDWARD123 is signing on.
TEAMxEDWARD123: I've just had the greatest idea EVER!
Crazy4twilight: *snoring cuts off*What now?
TEAMxEDWARD123: WE SHOULD ALL WATCH THE MOVIE!
Crazy4twilight: I like your thinking. . .
Architect2b is signing on.
IloveRobPatz31 is signing on.
Mountainlion3 is signing on.
Beautifullyblond2 is signing on.
LoveWolves6 is signing on.
Born2bwild is signing on.
Bigandbad09 is signing on.
Hale23 is signing on.
Totallyshopping9 is signing on.
Crazy4twilight: Well that was oddly convenient.
TEAMxEDWARD123: Everyone's here!WHO WANTS TO WATCH YOUR MOVIE?!
Architect2b: Certainly.
Mountainlion3: *reads everyone's mind except Bella* AW EMMETT AND HIS DIRTY MIND! Sorry, and yes I would like to see it.
Bigandbad09: Who said you had to listen? I WANNA SEE IT!
Mountainlion3: I don't want to know what Rosalie looks like in a-
Bigandbad09: STOP! STOP BEFORE EVERYONE KNOWS!
LoveWolves6: TURNIPS! THEY'RE CHASING ME! Anywayz, I wanna see it too!
Born2bwild: I WILL SAVE YOU BABY! *poses like a super hero and eats off the turnips* Count me in!
Hale23: Ice cream . . . my precious . . . I want to see how handsome my actor looks like.
Totallyshopping9: I need to comment on their clothing especially my actor. Anyway, BELLA! HOW COULD YOU!? WE WERE GOING TO PLAY BARBIE BELLA TODAY!
IloveRobPatz31: I do not follow your orders Alice. And I'd like to see the movie too.
Totallyshopping9: *puppy dog face*
IloveRobPatz31: That doesn't work anymore.
Totallyshopping9: *gets even cuter*
IloveRobPatz31: Must. . .resist. . .face. . .
Totallyshopping9: *whines*
IloveRobPatz31: I CAN'T TAKE IT! ARGH! ALRIGHT ALICE! AFTER THE MOVIE! *curls up in the corner and rocks back and forth* It's over, it's over, it's all over. . .
Totallyshopping9: Works every time.
Hale23: Trust me. . .I know. . .
Beautifullyblond2: I'm going too- *sees a reflection of herself* Ahhh . . .
LoveDoctor5: Rosalie? Snap out of it.
Beautifullyblond2: What was that? Sorry I just saw the most beautiful person in the world. I'm going to watch the movie too.
Crazy4twilight: YAY! Everybody's said yes! ^-^
TEAMxEDWARD123: ON WITH THE SHOW! *shoves disc in*
Crazy4twilight: *anxiously waits for computer screen to show the first scene*
TEAMxEDWARD123: *disc pops out* Okay, we're going to do this the easy way, OR THE HARD WAY! *shoves it back in* *pops out* *shoves it in harder* *pops it back out* OH!
Several hours later. . .
TEAMxEDWARD123: *immersed in a battle of shoving and popping back out*
Crazy4twilight: *struggling to not shout* . . . *is failing* OKAY! THAT'S IT! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! *shoves own disc in*
Your movie: Twilight will now be played.
Crazy4twilight: FINALLY!
After most of the pure awesomeness . . .
Bigandbad09: Darnedcredits, shoot. *starts reaching for end button*
Crazy4twilight: NO!!!!!!
Bigandbad09: What?
Crazy4twilight: ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IS ON THE CREDITS!
Bigandbad09: OOH! KAROAKE?! *jumps up and down*
Crazy4twilight: HECK YEAH!
TEAMxEDWARD123: I WANNA SING TOO!
Crazy4twilight and TEAMxEDWARD123:
How can I decide what's right,
When you're clouding up my mind?
I can't win your losing fight all the time.
Now can I ever own what's mine?
Bigandbad09:
How can I decide what's . . . yours,
When you're reading . . . my mind?
I can't lose your winning fight . . .
Um . . . all the time.
Now can I ever
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS SONG! *runs away screaming*
Bigandbad09 is signing out.
Beautifullyblond2: Aw, Edward. It's all your fault!
Mountainlion3: Why is it mine?!
Beautifullyblond2: Because I said so.
Beautifullyblond2 is signing off.
Mountainlion3: *face-palms himself*
A/N Are you interested in this fanfic? You have the chance to BE IN IT! All you have to do is review this chapter, and I'll write everyone's name down. I'll PM you if you win. Then we can consult each other on what the next, next chapter will be! Why the next, next? You will find out . . .