EarKilling Idol Chapter 4: Kyo's In Disturbia And So Is PanPan, a fruits basket fanfic

Ear-Killing Idol

ChipsAhoyPup

Disclaimer: I OWN NUTHING BUT PAN-PAN AND MOI!

A/N Kyo, you say? Well, if it's Kyo you want, it's Kyo you shall get. ^-^

"BRING IN THE KITTY!" I ordered.

"Who are you talking to?" Growled Pandora.

"My invisible bodyguards, Frank and Ketchup," I answered.

"..." Pandora stared at me as if I was crazy. SILLY LITTLE KITTY, I'M NOT CRAZY! I JUST NEED TO BE PUT IN AN ASYLUM IS ALL! ...And a strait-jacket... make that two.

"Okay, Frank and Ketchup, bring Kyo in! NOW, I SAY!" I waited. Suddenly Kyo came "floating" in. Everyone stared, confused.

"LEMMEE GO!" Snapped Kyo, kicking around as if something were forcefully carrying him. Then he fell forwards on his head.

Oh yeah, did I mention he was dressed in an orange cat costume? Because he is.

"Thanks, Frank and Ketchup. I'll pay you later," I called to them, waving. I don't know if they left or not, because they're invisible. "What are you singing, Kyo?"

"WHY AM I HERE?!" Snapped Kyo, instead of answering my question.

"Oh, pssh, because you are going to sing, that's why," I told him. "So SING."

"WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO?!" Kyo snarled.

"...Then I'll... squirt you with this WATER GUN!" I jumped onto the desk and pulled out my Magic Pencil, which I used to draw a water gun. Then I squirt him relentlessly with it.

"OKAY, OKAY! HOLD YOUR FIRE, I'LL SING," Hissed Kyo. I stopped squirting him with the water gun and got back into my seat again.

"Good kitty," I praised. He looked steamed. (Except for the fact that he was soaking wet, but what can I say?)

"I'm singing Disturbia... hmm, and... catnip makes me high," Kyo growled. He totally shouldn't have said that.

"OH REALLY? AWESOME!" I pulled out my Magic Pencil and drew a huge bag of catnip. I opened it up and threw it onto the stage. Kyo ate ALL of it. "Ohsnap, drunken kitty is going to sing!" I was so hype.

"Well, this'll be amusing," Commented Shigure, looking slightly excited.
"INDEED!" I cried out happily.

"CAN I HAS SOME CATNIP?" Pandora yowled, jumping onto the stage.

"Nuuu, it's all gone! AHAHA, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY, SILLY KITTEH!" Taunted Kyo.

"No, no, Pan-pan needs some. I need her high too, so that this'll be more fun." With that being said, I drew another bag of catnip and opened it, throwing it at Pan-pan. She ate the whole bag, hissing at Kyo whenever he tried to have some. "SING NOW!"

"Ohoh, I'm singing toooooo!" Pandora added, bouncing up and down, eyes bugging out. "BECUZ MY FUTURE HUSBAND SHALL NOT SING WITHOUT MEH!"

"...Future husband?" I was trying not to laugh, so therefore, I was snickering.

"OHYUS! WE ALREADY HAD OUR HONEYMOOOOON!" When Pandora said this, me and Shigure burst out laughing.

"Okay, okay, say that again," I told Pandora, getting out a sound recorder and hitting the record button.

"WE ALREADY HAD OUR HONEYMOOOOOON!" Pandora repeated. I hit the stop button on the sound recorder.

"I am so using this against you after your hangover," I said, laughing. "Okay, you and your 'future husband' sing." I waited impatiently.

"OKAY!" Shouted Kyo. I blinked in confusion. I was talking to Pan-pan. But whatever. They started singing (out of tune and slurred and messing up words):

"Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

(Whats wrong with me?) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

(Why do I feel like this?) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

(I'm goin' crazy now) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

No more nip, in the cat

(Can't even get started)

Nothing heard, nothing said

(Can't even speak about it)

All my liiiife on my head

(Don't wanna think about it)

Feeeeels liiike I'm going insaaaane, yeah

It's a thief in the niiiight to coooome and grab you

It can creeeeep up inside you and consume you

A disease of the mind it can control you

It's tooooo close for comfort

Put on your brake liiiiiights

You're in the city of wonder

Ain't gon' play nice

Watch out you might just go under

Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Your minds in disturbia

It's liiiike the darkness is the liiiight

Disturbia

Am I scarin' you toooonight

Your minds in disturbia

Ain't used to what you like

Disturbia, disturbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Faaaaded pictures on the wall

(It's like they're talkin to me)

Disconnectin' all the caaaalls

(The phone don't even ring)

I gotta get out, oh

Figure this catnip out

It's toooooo close for comfort ooooohh

It's a thief in the niiiiight to cooooome and grab you

It can creeeeeep on inside you and consume you

A disease of the miiiiind it can control you

I feel liiiiike a monster oooooohh

Put on your brake liiiiights

You're in the city of wonder

Ain't gon' play nice

Watch out you might just go under

Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Your minds in disturbia

It's liiiiike the darkness is the liiiiight

Disturbia

Am I scarin' you tonight

Your minds in disturbia

Ain't used to what you like

Disturbia, disturbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

(Disturbia) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Release me from this curse I'm in

Tryin' to maintain but I'm struggling

If you can go

Think I'm gonna ahhhh

Put on your brake liiiiiights

You're in the city of wonder

Ain't gon' play nice

Watch out you might just go under

Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Your minds in disturbia

It's liiiiiike the darkness is the liiiiiight

Disturbia

Am I scarin' you tonight

Your minds in disturbia

Ain't used to what you like

Disturbia, disturbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

(Disturbia) Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum"

They finished the song and collapsed backwards.

"Okaaaay... you guys get 10 stars!" I shouted.

"This isn't Pet Star," Shigure reminded me, looking confused.

"Oh. Oh yeah. Well now we can give them up to 10 stars." Because now they get to beat what Yuki had gotten.

"Um... okay. I give them 10 stars too," Shigure agreed. SQUEEE, HE AGREED WITH ME!

"And if Pandora were still awake, she'd give 10 stars to them too. So that's 30 stars, woohoo!" I cheered. Everyone in the audience (although they were confused), cheered as well.

"That's it for this time," I said to the NON VIDEO TAPED show.

"Reeeevieeeew," Slurred Pandora.