For those who are wondering, I've combined all the shorts into one chapter! How those who are knew enjoy! Prepare for the laughs of your life!

Portal Portal

It was open. Wide open and exposed. Hadn't Danny closed the portal when he left? He could've sworn… He would've asked about it, too, but, his dad was in the room.

"See that kiddies?" He asked, pointing to the green swirl. "That's the Fenton Ghost Portal! Lets ghosts into our world whether I want it too or not!"

Ariana's eyes widened, as did everyone else. "It's very… green and… big," were her childlike words.

Nikki smiled calmly. "Well, it certainly is cool. Now… why don't we leave and head upstairs?" Nikki wanted to enter in right then and now! But, she has to maintain her cool… be civilized. Not a hyper ball, which is what she felt like being.

"Yeah… let's go," Patricia agreed, heading towards the door.

"What is there to do here?" Ariana asked, temporarily forgetting about Jack.

"Well, you kid-os can come ghost hunting with us!" He boomed.

Silence.

"Dad," Danny said kindly. "We'll pass."

Ariana meets the Box Ghost

Ariana and her group were in the kitchen. Alone. Thank God.

"Danny," Ari began. "Is there anything to do in this town?"

Danny frowned. They had gotten here an hour ago and they were already complaining about how boring it was? Sheesh…

"I don't know. I was always too busy fighting ghosts to really notice."

All girls groaned, while Mark just smiled. "I don't really mind… it's kinda relaxing.

Ariana jumped out of her seat. She felt very eccentric today… it was just that time of the month. "Relaxing? Relaxing is at a spa with those little bath for feets and getting my nails done! Relaxing is writing a story or reading or drawing! Doing nothing is just boring…"

The toaster exploded.

"Ari!" Danny yelled. "I don't think you were loud enough! You haven't beat Boxy's screeches yet!"

"WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE MY FEAR-FILLED SCREECHES?"

A pudgy, blue little ghost flew in. He was in his casual wear; a blue overall.

Nikki's eyes widened with a quick impulse to attack, as did the others. Ari…

"IT'S A GHOST! AGH!" She leapt up and transformed. Quickly, she flew at him and headed towards the ghost portal. "You, ghost, are a meanie!" And she tossed him into the zone.

She had yet to notice Jack Fenton in the lab…

"GHOST!" He yelled, then started firing at Ari.

The ghost girl smiled widely, "Hiya! I'm new here! My name's…" she pulled her hair in front of her eyes. Then, noting gladly that it was black, said, "I'm Midnight. I gotta go… see ya around!"

The Box Ghost's head popped out of the portal. "BEWARE! THE ALL POWERFUL BOX GHOST HAS RETURNED!"

Ari let out a quick yelp, then blasted him back into the zone. "I'm really glad I don't live here…" she muttered, flying back up to her shocked friends. Looking around, she said, "What?"

HAHAHAHA! I thought so… tell me your thoughts!

Request from Brandon Storm.

Danny's Shopping Spree

Danny's PoV

This is shear torture. Who would've thought that something this fun for girls could make a boy so bored? Ugh. Do you know what this thing is?

We're shopping.

It's very early. 6:30 AM. And, we are at the mall! Who wakes up this early? NOBODY! Well, nobody being Ari and me. Usually.

But, with the mention of shopping from Jazz, all girls forced us out of bed, using their powers, and dragged us to Amity Mall. Jazz was so happy with the idea that she had actual 'friends.' What about Tucker and Sam?

Oh… right. They weren't very keen on her knowing my secret…

But, all that aside, the girls were taking us to JCPenny. Why? Their ghost form needs a new look while in Amity.

Another thing that scared the hell outta me? You asked. Their god damn rich. Each girl has a credit card linked to the school. It gives them infinite amounts of money. I guess that's the reason I'm holding eight shopping bags on both arms… thank the lord for ghostly super strength.

"C'mon, Nikki!" Patricia called. "We've got to check out the swimsuit isle!"

I groaned.

Nikki came running back, a cute dress hanging from one arm. She held it up in front of her. "Well? What do you think?" She asked me.

I looked around, just to see if she was addressing anyone else. Then, when I realized it was me she was talking to, I said, "Me?"

Nikki rolled her eyes. "Yes! Our spring prom is coming up and I want the perfect dress!"

I scuffed, "Didn't know you wore dresses. But, I like it."

The others bobbed their heads in silent agreement.

An hour later…

Kill me. If u thought it was bad before, then I swear I'm in hell now.

Their making us try on stuff, now.

It was a black tux, gray undershirt, white tie, black pants, and white flats. How I am going to make it out of this alive, I don't know.

"Let's see it, Danny!" Ari called.

Mark, whom was getting used to his new… partners, was inwardly laughing when he saw me step out. How I could tell, like I care! I shot Mark an angry glare.

"You. Look. Awesome!" Ariana said, bouncing in the air for emphases.

"Look? Yeah, right. Feel? You've gotta be kidding me!"

The girls giggled.

"Well," Nikki said. "At least we know you look good in black as Phantom and Fenton. Mark?" She tossed Mark a set of clothes. "It's your turn for humiliation."

I laughed as he had to enter the fitting room.

New store. God, how many stores does this mall have? We've been to so many! Well, only four… but, still!

The store is Icing. Pure and 100 percent girly. Blah. Good news? There's a Game Stop next door… I'm just gonna sneak over there for a while…

DANNY TORTURE! I really liked this short. It's almost 500 words and was very easy to write. I love you, my reviewers!

The Shear Awesomeness of Nikki (La Tondi awesomeness os Nikki)

Nikki's PoV

It's been an hour since we left the mall. Might I say, I've never had that much fun! We aren't really allowed to leave the campus grounds, so, yeah. But, now, it's almost lunch and we're just chillaxin' in the park.

But, I wasn't expecting a black wolf to come and tackle down Danny.

"Wulf!" Our new friend exclaimed, completely knocked over by the animal.

"Saluton, mia amiko!" (1) The wolf said in some other language.

I was stunned when I heard him talk it. It was the one from the first class I took when I got here: Esperanto. And, because I remember everything, I knew how to speak back. But, I wouldn't do that unless…

Danny began to laugh. "How's it going, buddy?" He asked the black creature.

"Bona, mia amiko. Kiuj estas viaj amikoj?" (2)

…unless the wolf appeared friendly.

"Mi Nikki. Tio Patricia, Ari, kaj Mark. Kiu estas vi?" (3) I answered, earning many shocked looks from my friends.

"You speak Esperanto?" Danny asked, bewilderment written all over his face.

I nodded. "Learned it my first week." I turned back to the wolf and raised my eyebrows, waiting for it to answer my question.

"Mia nomo estas Wulf. Vi parolas mian lingvon?" (4) He responed.

I smiled. He was a sweet ghost… but, just by looking, I knew he wasn't that smart. Ferocious? Yes. Intelligent? Not so much…

"Jes, mi parolas esperanto. Estas agrable renkonti vin, Wulf." (5)

(1) Hello, my friend!

(2) Good, my friend. Who are your friends?

(3) I'm Nikki. That's Patricia, Ari, and Mark. Who are you?

(4) My name is Wulf. You speak my language?

(5) Yes, I speak Esperanto. It's nice to meet you, Wulf.

I rock, I know, so there's no need to thank me. But, if you'd like to review… It would be greatly honored.

Puppy's Play

Cujo's PoV

I ran around the skirts of my Master's territory. I heard he returned and I wanted to give him a full welcome!

I stuck my nose to the ground and began to sniff for my Master. Ten-seconds later, I poked my head up and ran towards his sent. He's going to play with me today!

There were others with him. Funny thing, though… they all smelled ghostly, yet human, like my Master! They must be his friends, too! They also play with me!

I sprinted the rest of the way, slowly getting larger and yapping constantly. Master turned around just to get tackled down by me in my Great Dane size!

"Cujo, off, boy," he said, giggling. I knew that when he giggles, he doesn't mean it, so I licked him!

He groaned playfully. Hearing the other's laughter, I shrunk down and began to walk in circles, chasing my tail. I WANT TO PLAY!

I barked, yelling 'Play, play, play!

A boy laughed. "Danny, he wants to play," he told my Master.

I stopped chasing my tail and looked up at the boy. Can he understand me? AWESOME!

I yelped again, earning giggles from Master's friends.

They all glanced around. I knew that my Master did that when he wanted no one to see him go ghost! So, I wasn't very awed when I saw all of them change. But, it did make me want to play more!

A girl with dirty blonde hair rose off of her feet and went over to pick up a stick. "Want the stick, boy?" she asked.

I barked and jumped back and forth.

She threw it, she has a good arm, by the way, and it hit the ground in the middle of the street.

I didn't hesitate to run right after it.

Now, ten minutes later, we are all playing in ghost ways! YAY! But, I have to leave. So, I dropped my traffic light– I'd been using it as a stick– and wondered back to Master's portal.

"WOOF!" I barked good-bye.

They giggled and waved me off.

HE!

Paulina, Paulina…

Mark's PoV

After our confrontation with the… werewolf and green puppy, and, since our lunch had been ruined, we went to the Nasty Burger.

It felt weird, you know? Having new friends… But, I can't let that stop me from enjoying myself, right?

But, something else did stop me. Boredom. The others were talking about a project due for Ghostly Artifacts, a class I take, too. But, I'm a year ahead of them, so it's a bit pointless.

Geez, what is there to do? I admit… I like quiet and relaxing, but is a restaurant that? No, it's not. Especially when the mayor dude is staring at your table…

How does Danny put up with this? An evil master mind out to make him his son? Sheesh.

But, I was stunned when I felt a soft tap on my shoulder.

A girl with dark brown hair and an hourglass-like body was standing by me. Her pink top clearly exposed her belly, and her slutty eyes made me squirm.

"Hi, cutie! I'm Paulina, and you are…"

"Mark," I answered simply.

Paulina's eyes fluttered and I felt sick to my stomach. I can't stand girls like this! They think they can get any guy they want just by fluttering their eyes! The only girl who has my heart is… that's private information.

"Hi, Mark." She then glanced over at his companions. "You're friends with Fenton?" She asked disgustedly.

The others had yet to notice the female jock talking to me.

"Yes, I am," I answered with full confidence… Am I really opening up to them?

She pouted. "Well, you can ditch them and come hang with us." She put on puppy eyes. "That is, if you want too," she added playfully.

I rose from my seat. Finally, the others noticed, but didn't say anything.

"Listen here, Pauly. I'm not interested in an oversized barbie doll."

'Ooooooo's escaped the entire restaurant.

Pauline took a step back, clearly not expecting my outburst. Come to think of it… I hadn't either. But, I liked this. Standing up for my friends, that is.

"I have my eyes set on Vi- someone else, thank you. But, you clearly are one of those bi– brats– that think they are better then everyone else."

Paulina stepped forward, as if more intrigued by me. "I like guys who stand up for others," she hissed playfully.

I sat back down and plopped a fry in my mouth. I don't know what had come over me– wait! That's a lie. I know perfectly well what came over me. Max. My ghost form.

Yeah… now's a good time to mention that Halfas basically have two personalities.

Paulina stormed away.

HEHEHEHE!

Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… ZUES!

Youngblood's PoV

I'm bored. Bored as hell. That's why I decided to scare some children in Amity Park. I did, after all, hear the Phantom disappeared. Perfect.

I was hovering over the Nasty Burger. Because I oh-so-love to play dress-up, I thought about doing a waiter. But, that's boring. I need something more… flashy.

With the perfect idea, I waltzed into the joint.

People stared and whispered, since only teens were in the joint. Wanna know my costume? I did Zeus, ruler of skies and the underworld! I think…

"Behold, foolish mortals!" I bellowed. "I am your all-powerful ruler! Bow before me and my might skeleton crew!"

My pet skeleton was on my shoulder and whispered, "Zeus isn't the ruler of the Underworld, you twit!"

Laughter. Someone was laughing.

I shot around, very offended. It was a girl. She had brown hair with blue highlights and was… laughing at me.

"Hey!" I yelled, losing my 'mighty voice'. She cracked open an eye, then laughed even harder.

I screamed when I realized whom she was with! Hadn't Phantom disappeared…

"Darn you, Ember," I swore. "She lied…"

The girl retained herself and approached me. "My name's Ariana. I think you have, have, ha-" she broke out laughing again. And, this time, others joined in.

What were they laughing at?

I looked up, only to see Phantom looming over me, doing the crazy sign!

"What's your problem?" I demanded, very hurt by his antics.

He shrugged. "Nothing. But, I think you'll find this very interesting…"

And he pulled out his thermos.

"Oh, frightening," I muttered.

My pet yelled, "It's lightening, you twit!"

And we were sucked into the containment device.

Ha ha, right?

Mr. Mysterious

Vlad's PoV

I was sitting at my booth in mild amusement. Danny's back for the weekend, and he brought friends.

One of which was little ol' Patty, I'm sure of it! That experiment was so sure to work… but my workers claimed it had failed and she died. Those lying wrenches are gonna pay!

But, I need to know why Patty was with Danny… were the others Halfas, too? Nah, that's crazy!

I sighed heavily and lifted up my cup of coffee. I heard giggling. Looking up, I saw two people missing. Patty and another girl… Nikki, I believe.

Then suddenly, my coffee lifted out of my hands and was. Spilt. All. Over. My. Head.

"Cheeshogs!" I said, leaping up and wiping the burning hot mixture on my head.

That settles it. I'm sooooo spying on them tonight.

He?

Ari's New Friend

Ari's PoV

We are on our way walking home. I kinda feel bad… I can't tell them who I really am or about my… sister. But, I'm glad I can make more friends!

The streets were busy, though I don't know why, since it's not a work day. But,, the sidewalks were deserted.

"So," I started. "What do you guys want to do, now?"

Danny looked over to me, then to the others. He got a playful smile on his face. "Why don't we go around in our ghost forms and just fly around? Or, if we must, then stop a ghost attack?"

I eagerly nodded.

Mark looked worried. "I don't think we're supposed to make a big impression, and all."

I opened my mouth to retort, but Patricia beat me to it. "I think we've already made a bug enough impression, don't you? Ari tossed the Box Ghost's butt back into the portal, Nikki had a conversation with a werewolf, Danny defeated Youngblood, what about that makes you think we haven't made a big enough impression?"

Nikki jumped in. "Let's not forget we played with Cujo in our ghost forms in public."

Patricia waved her hand at Nikki. "See?"

Mark shifted, but agreed.

Okay, so, now we're in the park, again, in our ghost forms. We're just floating around and talking. Yeah, we get weird looks and stuff, but it's okay. I guess people've never seen a good ghost… excuse Danny.

"This is a blast!" Mark said, probably enjoying the serenity.

Though, I do admit, this is way better then a spa.

Danny said, "Only thing that could ruin this is ghost attack. But, then we'd have fun beating 'em. Not even Kelmper could ruin this."

"WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?"

Danny cried out in shock when a blue ghost with PJs appeared in front of us. At first I wondered how he had snook up on us, because of our ghost sense, when I remembered. We are all ghosts.

"Speak of the devil, and the devil shall arrive." I heard Danny mutter.

"I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!"

I shrugged. He seemed… annoying… but, nice. "Sure, why not?"

Then, the scene seemed to freeze. The ghost turned towards me, hugged my, and said, "I HAVE A FRIEND. A FREND. A F-R-I-E-N-D!"

"That's great-" I gasped. His hugs hurt! But, I would never tell him that. "But, I think you're cracking my spine."

Kelmper let go.

Danny stared at us in shock. "You know, I never thought that would work…"

… Laughs, anyone?

Mission: Halfa

Operative O's PoV

"Alert Operative K. We got ghosts in the park. Code four!" I said into the transmitter. Once I received my reply, and my partner was in the vehicle, we rode of in the direction of the park.

Phantom was there with four other ghosts. They were all just floating and talking. Those evil rotten pests!

"Commence activity fourteen," I ordered.

"Sir!" Was the reply from our back up.

I held out my gun, took aim, shot, and missed. CRAP! But, I did manage to get their attention.

"Danny," one said to Phantom. "Who are they?"

Phantom scuffed, "Ghost hunters. Not even close to as good as the Fentons, though."

That made me angry. I shot again, not even hitting them once! "Remain still, ghost scum. You're all coming in for questioning!"

"Why?" Another one asked.

I huffed, "You're evil and we want to know your plan!"

Phantom gave a quick laugh. "What happened to all that 'lots and lots of painful experiments' deal?"

I smirked. "That comes next."

I missed my shot again. Then, just to add to my humiliation, they all turned invisible. I really hate the ghost boy.

-_-… HAHA!

Knowing and Hiding

Third Person

They all returned home later in the evening. Dinner would be ready soon.

Mrs. Fenton was really glad her son was back so soon. She had missed her baby boy. But, she was very pleased that he had made more friends. And, yet, she was fearful her son would forget about Sam and Tucker.

But she wasn't going to pry. It wasn't her job. True, she did care a lot for her son and was so happy for him, and, true, she was scared he would ignore his old friends, but she wasn't, under any circumstances, going to pry into his private business.

After all, she had long since found out her son was in some way connected to Phantom.

But, she wasn't going to tell him that. And, she would keep hunting that ghost boy until she destroys his afterlife!

Maddie wondered down to the lab. But, she wasn't expecting to see her son laughing with four other ghosts! Where did his fiends go…

Even though she had promised never to pry, she never said she wouldn't spy.

"Danny, I know!" One said. It was a male. "Look, I get you didn't want the tux the girl bought you, and I hate what they made me get, but, we did need something to wear to the formal."

Wait… were these ghost Danny's friends? Danny went to school with ghosts? WHAT WAS GOING ON?

Madeline gasped when she saw two light blue rings form around her son's waist. What was more shocking was that he turned into Phantom! Was Phantom overshadowing her boy? Or, dare she thin it, was her son Phantom? Somehow, Mrs. Fenton knew that was the answer.

She rose, careful not to be seen, and ran out of the lab. Everything changed for her.

She loved her son even more! He had taken up the family business of fighting ghosts! He kept saving the town regardless of their thoughts. And, he saved lives even though his own parents hunted him.

And, his friends were probably like him, too. That must be why he had been excepted into the school. It's a school for kids like him. Though she had no idea what her son was, she was very proud of him.

And, because she knew she wasn't supposed to know, she was going to do something very Jazz-like.

She wasn't going to tell him she knew.

O.e… What have I done here? I'm so evil.

Ectoplasm-Infected Food

Dinner time. This was so going to be memorable. And, to add to the fact the room was full, it was Danny's dad who cooked the meal. And that could only mean one thing…

Danny eyed his plate nervously, completely positive his food would attack any moment. Come to think of it, Danny couldn't even tell what the food was.

"Mrs. Fenton," Nikki began. "Wh-what is this?"

Maddie shrugged, giving her own plate an odd look. "Jack, what did you make?"

Jack bounced over, two more plates in his hands, which he placed in front of Jazz and Mark. "Mashed potatoes!" He exclaimed.

Ari poked her food with a fork. "That doesn't explain why it's glowing green…" She muttered under her breath.

Then, as if responding to her touch, the food rose up as if an air bubble. It got bigger, then, a black line appeared. It had a mouth. The goop opened its mouth, revealing its dark green insides.

The other servings all did the same.

Cautiously, everyone stood up and backed away. Maddie glanced at her son and friends to see if they would do something, but, when they didn't, she grabbed a Fenton Thermos, seemingly, out of nowhere.

"Say good-bye, Ectoplasmic-goop!" She said, sucking the goop into the thermos.

Patricia recovered first. "So, anyone up for pizza?"

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