Hey peeps! Nice to see ya again! Today is Jugo's birthday, and I wanted to update.
*grumbling to myself: "I can't believe I forgot that September only has 30 days. Oh. Wait. I can believe it. Naruto: first "Troublesome", now "Believe it!"? Who's line are going to "borrow" next, huh? Back to me: I wasn't "borrowing" anything! Just stating a fact! Anyway, I really should get into my head which months have 30 days. : end of grumbling*
Anyway!
For those of you reading the manga and/or are not that far into the anime, Sora may not be familiar to you. He was only in the anime and FYI, is the pseudo (sp?) Jinchuuriki (sp?) for the 9-tails. For anything else, you'll have to go to for that.
Yuukimaru, who I may also be adding into the story, is also only in the anime. He has some control of the Sanbi so I may position him as it's Jinchuuriki (sp?), too. I'll also be adding Guren along without Gozu. I'm assuming since Yuukimaru wasn't in the manga, neither were the other two. You'll have to go to Narutopedia for additional info.
Some big news; I'll have Asuma and Kurenai marry in this fic! Woo-hoo! ABOUT GODDAMN TIME! Other awesome news, I'll find some way to incorporate their son into this fic! I just need some ideas on his name; I'm thinking of naming him after the 3rd Hokage. Not 100% sure yet.
So if you have ideas on what to name him, tell me REALLY soon! I'm updating all 4 of my stories on the 10th, Naruto's birthday! And today is the 1st! So hurry up!
*grumbling: Whatever in the hell possessed me to write f4 EFFIN' stories, at the SAME EFFIN' time, is a COMPLETE dumbass!*
My/Our beloved Jugo-kun, would you please grace us with you taking the honorable task of doing the task of the disclaimer?
Jugo: Of course. Thanks, by the way. Epic Otaku Cherry owns nothing but the plot, and some other people you might not recognize; unless she notifies you that they are indeed actual characters. For the sake of your beloved characters, please do PM and review. Mostly PM your thoughts and check out her profile. You'll make us Naruto characters very happy. Thank you for your time.
It was my pleasure and thank you so much Jugo-chan!
Jugo: I thought I was Jugo-kun?
Depends, really. Now for those of you who are waiting for that FREAKIN' author to start that STINKIN' story, I present you...
Rue It! Chapter 5!
Chapter 5
Another Encounter
Normal P.O.V.:
"Oh, Sasuke~kun~~" said Karin "seductively" as she snuggled up to said poor soul's arm. (a/n: Snuggled. That's a funny word) Along behind her came her "band" called Live Seduction, (a/n: I swear that name just popped into my head and wouldn't go away. So I had to pick it) or as we like to call them, the whore group. No mean to be mean or anything (yeah, right). Just saying it as it is.
May I remind you that each member is the president of the top 9 most popular guys in the area. The members are: Karin-Sasuke's fanclub pres. Ami-Naruto's. Chiya-Sora's. Ai-Neji's. Mei-Gaara's. Kyoko-Shikamaru's. Rina-Sai's. Kana-Konohamaru's. And Kiki-Udon's. (a/n: yeah. That's right. Udon's definitely not a snot-nosed kid anymore. Literally. He became cooler like he wanted to, but he's still same old Udon)
As I was saying. The respective presidents went to their item of idolity (a/n: not a word if I'm correct. Made it up) and tried to "seduce them", until they noticed the girls. When they diid, the respective top 9 shrugged the girls off as if they were the newest epidemic.
"Oh," Karin said. "Well if it isn't the failure band of sluts. I've told you enough times, Pinky, Sasuke-kun is mine and you can't have him. By the way, where's that last member of yours? She too busy pretending to be all high and mighty?" (a/n: don't worry. She's an actual character. Sorry I didn't tell you about her earlier)
"First of all, Karin," started Sakura. "If I remember correctly, our band tops yours anyday. Second, for the last FREAKING TIME, I have a FREAKING boyfriend. I honestly couldn't care less if he was dating someone. And third, she'll be here in 3…2…1…"
"How about you try those terrible pick-up lines on someone who'll fall for it, ass?" yelled…Shion. (a/n: the priestess from the first Shippuden Movie. Didn't see that coming, didjya? PS: Taruho is alive and Shion only has brotherly feelings toward Naruto, and I'm pairing her up with Sora.)
When Naruto saw her, he ran up to her, punched the guy who was hitting on her in the jaw, and picked her up while hugging her saying; "Shion-imotou-chan! We've missed you! Are you okay! How's Taruho? Seen any visions lately? Have any come true? Are they about the sluts? Please tell me they are! Even though since the vision of my death, the deaths can be avoided, but it would be nice to know that they would be out of our lives forever would be nice, but-"
"Nii-kun! Hold on, will ya?" interrupted Shion. "I've missed you guys, too. I'm fine and so is Taruho; he's with one of the senseis by the way. He's teaching a class. No I haven't seen any visions since I last saw you, so no none have come true. And if I had any about the sluts I would've told you all 'cuz we all want them out of our lives. Now put me down. I want to see the others."
"Oh. Right" said Naruto, putting her down and pecking her forhead. She then ran to the guys and hugged them all, blushing when she hugged Sora. This didn't go unnoticed by her brother figures; Lee, Neji, and Naruto. Or the girls. What Shion didn't notice was the blush on Sora's cheeks during the hug. (a/n: Sora's madly in love with her in this fic. Vice versa, too)
Although, when she got to the male members of Team Hebi and Sasuke. She just stared. They stared back.
"Oh, right!" said Naruto. "I forgot you guys haven't met! The albino's Suigetsu Hozuki, the Ginger's Jugo, and chicken-butt is teme. Guys, this is Shion, priestess of The Land of Ogres. We sometimes include her as either Team Gai or Team 7."
"Hn." Sasuke.
"Hey there!" Suigetsu.
"Nice to meet you." Jugo.
"Ugh, since you keep telling me about this 'boyfriend' of yours, where is he? I can't believe you have a boyfriend. I bet you're the only one in your group of whores that do, though." Said Karin, wanting more attention on her.
"Actually," started Hinata. (a/n: you can imagine her stuttering, if you want. I'm quite positive I haven't seen her stutter more than twice so far in Shippuden and I've seen the first movie, and am on episode 146 as of now. I also have some knowledge on stuff that'll happen later. I said Shippuden to save my memory some decency.) "Sakura-chan, Ino-chan, Matsuri-chan, and myself all have boyfriends. They'll be here soon enough."
"Yeah, right," sneered Ami. "then where are these 'boyfriends' of yours, huh?"
'Geez.' Everyone thought, besides the skank group. 'Do they listen at all?'
"Right here." Said a baritone voice. The owner of said voice had slick, jet black hair the stuck to the side of his head, his hair reaching his shoulders. He had fair skin, indigo irises, and sported black punk bondage pants, a black Metallica T-shirt, a black jacket, and a leaf ninja headband. He had an impassive face on while he wrapped his arm protectively around Sakura's waist. (a/n: everyone's wearing their Shippuden outfits, the sand siblings wearing their newer one, Sasuke wearing that navy vest, and Shion and Sora wearing their usual outfits)
The males of Team 7 suddenly felt very protective of Sakura, including Jugo and Suigetsu. Sasuke felling a twinge of jealousy.
"Sakura, who are they?" Sora asked, gesturing to the other 5 boys behind the aforementioned one.
"These are our boyfriends and other guy friends. And this," Sakura replied gesturing to the young man with his around Sakura's waist. "Is my boyfriend, Renji Kyoya."
Sorry for all of the Author's Notes.