Everything's dark and moving. It finally stops and Harpie starts speaking.

Harpie: Hi kids. Because we've gotten...hold on.

She pulls the lense cap off of her camera and comes into view. She smiles at the camera.

Harpie: That's better. Now. We've gotten so many more reviews for this story than we ever thought possible, Only 14 but that's a lot for a story like this, I decided to do something special for you readers. We're gonna show you backstage of the movie set. Don't worry, tommorrow another new chapter with lots of singing will be up, this is just a little extra for all you loyal fans. First let's go and check in on Ryter.

Ryter sits at her desk crying into a bowl of sherbert icecream. She glares at her computer and cusses under her breath. Harpie sweat drops as she watches this.

Harpie: Um... Ryter. Smile for the camera.

Our favorite writer glares at harpie. Harpie backs away slowly.

Harpie: Okkkkaaaayyy. Let's start with someone a little less, what's the word...crazy.

She backs into something. She whirls around and sees a dark corner filled with weeping people.

Harpie: Oh right. This is Ryter's favorite part of the set. The resident emo corner. Just kidding. Really it's where all our characters come to whine and complain about their place in the story.

She zooms in on Sesshomaru, who's hiding behind his hair.

Harpie: Yo, what brings you to the corner today Sesshomaru?

He continues to cry and holds up his hair, and starts to cry harder.

Sesshomaru: I...I have a split end! I look like my little brother! And that's not even the worst of it! Look!

Harpie: What? What is it. I don't see anything.

Sesshomaru frowns and holds up a long strand of hair. Harpie raises an eyebrow in confusion.

Sesshomaru: I have a white hair. A WHITE HAIR! DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD THAT MAKES ME LOOK!

Harpie fell down on the spot. She struggled to her feet trying not to laugh.

Harpie: Um...Shessy darling. All your hair is white.

He stops crying for a moment, then burst into tears. She shakes her head and moves on. She turns her camera to an almost black corner.

Harpie: Oh. This is one of our frequent criers. Hey Naraku. What's up today?

Naraku: I wanna be in this story! Sesshomaru gets to come in and sing, why can't I?

Harpie: I don't know. I think it's because Ryter just can't see you singing. I brought it up before and she almost suffocated laughing.

Naraku: I don't care. I want a song of evil. SONG OF EVIL!

Harpie: Um...well I don't know if there are any...

From behind her there's a loud series of crashes and giggling. She rolls her eyes and turns around.

Harpie: Sorry, you'll have to bring this up with Harpie. I've got to go handle that.

She walks away. After a minute Kagome and Kagura come in leaning on each other and smiling. Harpie frowns at them.

Harpie: You two are late again, and let me guess. You stopped by a bar right?

Kagu/kago: Let me buy you a drink! I'm a take you home with me! I got money...

Harpie bopps them on the head in annoyance.

Harpie: MORONS! We're not shooting. You don't have to sing. Song lyric by T-pain.

They look at her confused.

Kagome: Why...hic...why did you say that? That...hic...was silly.

Harpie: No. Getting sued would be silly.

Kagura looks at Kagome misty eyed.

Kagura: Kag...kagome. I...I wanna have Sesshomaru's bab...baby.

Kagome gives her the same misty eyed look and starts to cry.

Kagome: I...I do to.

They hug each other and cry. Harpie just shakes her head at the idiots.

Inuyasha: HEY! What about me! I'm just as good as Sesshomaru!

Kagura and Kagome glare at him.

Kagura: Sit boy!

She pouts when nothing happens. Kagome frowns at him!

Kagome: Inuyasha! Stop being mean to Kagura and SIT like she said!

Inuyasha goes crashing into the ground. Harpie looks at this not knowing weather to laugh or cry.

Harpie: You two need rehab.

Kagome and Kagura look at each other and smile. Harpie's eyes go wide.

Harpie: No. No. No. You will not! It'll get the cast in a frenzy! Ryter will kill us! Please for the love of...

Kago/kaguThey tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'

Harpie holds her head and curls into a ball.

Harpie: Nothing I can do. Rehab by Amy Winehouse.

K/KYes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

They jump up on a passing cart sitting back to back. Kagome studies her nails while Kagura waves at the passing people.

KaguraI ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine

KagomeHe's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

They get off as the crew comes out to see what's going on. Even sesshomaru has gotten out of his little mood enough to watch.

KaguraI'd rather be at home with ray
I ain't got seventy days

KagomeCause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr Hathaway

K/KThey tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

Harpie just shakes her head. There's no way that this could get worst. Shessomaru and Inuyasha step through the crowd and stands infront of them.

Shessomaru: I don't think it's fair that these two should get the attention when I'm prettier.

Inuyasha: Yeah. I'll show ya how it's done.

Sesshomaru: You're now rockin' wit' the best kagura baby

Harpie: Oh god.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru pull out a pair of mics and sunglasses. She's almost trampled by the rush of fangirls that come to listen.

Harpie: WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET THOSE! Sigh. Feat Jay Z

InuyashaThe man said 'why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
so I always keep a bottle near'
He said 'I just think your depressed,(the best baby)
kiss me here baby and go rest'

K/KThey tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know

Shessomaru smirks and twirls brushing off his shoulder.

ShessomaruMore money, more checks,I'm addicted to fresh
Six pair of kicks is my definition of 12 steps
Kick back in the back, get the phantom to drop
Bass blarin outta my system, thats how i detox
O when will he stop, he still pumpin that real shit
My flow so dumb, my face is numb, fool,i dont feel shit

Inuyasha muscles his way in front getting down in a crouching pose and reaching out to one of his fangirls. He strokes her chin and she faints.

InuyashaWheres a therapist? Yea I'm outta control
They tryna make me go to rehab, I won't go, no
And so I'm addicted, I'm Britney, Whitney, and Bobby
Betty Ford ain't ready for it, ain't nothin can stop me

Sesshomaru glares at him and steps forward. He gives a sexy smirk to the audience and the whole front row faints. Fan girls and boys included. Inuyasha turns up his nose at him.

ShessomaruO look he's collapsin, just look how he's rappin
Everytime I try to get out it pulls me back in

He turns his back to them. Inuyasha steps forward and waves his hands in the air. The crowd screams and copies.

Inuyasha:'gome should have rehab'd him,'stead she doubled his ration
Can you blame me for being a slave to my passion

They grudginlgy lean against each other back to back with their arms crossed.

Sess/InuMy heron flows more deeper than naraku's nose I'ma o.d. till I'm in peace like Kikyo hoes!

Kagome and Kagura move up with a arm around each others shoulders. They smile as the two inu make room for them to go between them.

Kago/kagu:I don't ever wanna drink again
I just ooh I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
have everyone think I'm on the mend

Kagome puts her arms out and gives the crowd a starry eyed look

KagomeIt's not just my pride

Kagura slumps on the stage and starts to cry.

KaguraIt's just 'til these tears have dried

Kago/KaguThey tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go

They bow to wild applause from the crew. There's suddenly a loud slam as the door to Ryter's office slams open. Something goes flying through the air and knocks Inuyasha out.

Ryter: WHAT THE HELLO KITTY IS GOING ON! GET YOU'RE LAZY BUTTS BACK TO WORK! WE HAVE A TIGHT SCHEDULE! I'M BEHIND ON EVERYTHING AND YOU ALL HAVE REVERTED TO THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

Naraku comes on stage wearing a garter belt and fish net stockings. He pouts and starts to sing

Naraku: I'm just a sweet transvestite...

The crowd stands shocked. Ryter stops her rant and almost passes out. They all stand silent for a good minute before stampeding out. The camera view swings in and out of focus.

Shessomaru: My eyes! My beautiful eyes.

Inuyasha: Make it go away! Please Please make it go away!

Ryter doesn't move. Her nose starts to bleed a little and she qucikly covers her face to find a paper towel.

Ryter: ACK! I'm turning into Miroku! Some one put a blanket on Naraku! And get me a paper towel!

Harpie sweat drops and turns the camera to face her.

Harpie: Okay. That's it for now. Look for these backstage segments every 14 or so reviews.

Naraku: But it's my turn to do a song of evil.

Ryter: SECURITY! GET THIS FREAK OFF MY SET!

Harpie: Alright. Bye for now. The next chapter will be up tommorrow.