Authors notical: OK su ToDAE i WuZ mastrabt8n OwO I mean watching the new Datpags-senpai video only to REELize I was IN it for 2 SEconds followed by "Please stop sending me nudes on twitter" OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO does this mean he have a crush on me *blush blush blush* anyway lets get back to gaaaaaaaay.

PAg gatfered his closest friends hwo he was seecrtly ~~~~~GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~~~~~~~~~~~ for: JoEEEEEEEE, RandEEEEEEEEEEEEE, DincherEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LefridgEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, and lucas.

(author not: they are all gay 3h4)

"Gang (bang) we need to get the legendary nuts" Pags said. "But pags you already have the most legenedry nuts" Every one in the entire universe said. "UWU YOU MAKE BLUSh out ofME" pAGs said. "Butt we MUst gow tOO the DONg Jungler Jerry Sein-pai needs us to" 30 gay minutes later they arrive at the INtrance for DOngggg JungLE.

Randle wiped a tear from his Drunky face "It is so bueattitfullll" Everuone stares in admirararation the blooti of the DOOOOOn jung wa sstunning. there were trees and water. then they went insid the jungle to begin the queso.

After walking in the jungle lucas died. (authors nut: uwuwuwuwu pray for lucas. hee was eaten by grass)

Then it started to rain. But this was no ordinary rain. J was the first to notice.

"Hey Datfags, this RAEn doesnt seem like ordinary rain it looks like small pies."

"Jow thatsb not possibl" Dincher respond

"BUTT LOK them DlinCH" Lefurgalicous said. Dinch then looked and realized they were SMALL PIES. he tasted one...

"mmmmmmmMMMMMMMM creamy" he outbursted... "tatses a bit like cocko-" BUT THEN THERE WAS A RISTLIN IN A BUSH.

"ill shower... in.. nut..." a small voice whispered. (authors not: warning this part is scare for small views).

"DAD PAGS HoLD ME im SCRARD" YEoj Screamed as he yelped into pags ferociously muscular and BRAWny SEXy ARMSSSS. (authors not: I have no arm kink, uwuwuwuw dont hat)

the RUSSLIN got LOdER

"Whomstve are you FUROCIUS BREASt?!" Pags the mighty warrior screamed

"Our love... stronger..." The malintented beast whispered.

Lucas died again. Dincher ate him.

"Dincher go check the bush..." Ran asked. "ok senpai- i mean randy. (ps i wanna smash after this plz plz im hornified)" (UWO new fanfic OTP?).

Dinc checked the bush and wa s startled by what came out. the one and only

ENdibng noe: SoRRy GaNG I was MemEimg aT fAsT RATes DATPagS GEts Me sO hO Rn