Yeah… I'm sooo sorry…School is starting to get wrapped up, so we are getting busy and at home too… So I am very sorry. And I am putting this story on hiatus too.
You have full permission to be angry at me –meek look-
But here it is…
Disclaimer: I only wish I owned it, but alas, I do not.
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I woke up to being roughly shoved on to the floor… Sooo not a pleasant feeling.
Quite hard to be honest. So I did what any other regular cat would do: glare at the system of shoving, flip my head, walk away and go find somewhere else to lay.
I found this other place, but I really think it did not appreciate me flopping on to them. Rather more or less flopped me off of them. Or flip if you want to get more technical. Meanie….
After a couple of more tries and being flipped, I finally decided to leave that evil place. I walked down this painfully long staircase. It was painful, because, first of all, it was still dark, except for a couple of mini sources of light, I banged and stubbed a whole lot of toes and I chipped a claw. Ugh… Do you have any idea what it is like to chip a claw after a perfectly good maicure?? Not good. Must go bug pet for a filing of that claw…
After finishing the staircase of hell, I found myself in this room. It looked extremely cozy.The dawn was just breaking, so I knew I had enough time before I had to annoy my Hermione to feeding me. Food is an important part of surviving this world.
And then the best thing happened…It was amazingly wonderful…A true miricale… I found the comfiest, cushioniest, velvety seat ever. And guess what?! It did not flip me OFF!! I even missed breakfeast, it was soooooo comfy. And Hermione, I will not bug you for a feww more hours, because you did not wake me up. I slept like I did when I was young… I officially declare this seat my new slepper on-er.
But when I woke up, I felt really hungry…I had to search for food. I did find this one thing, but, to be honest, I do not think it quite agreed with my stomach…
Excuse me while I go puke on Hermione bed.
And don't reprimend me…She deserves it…Didn't leave any food out for me…I think I might chip a couple of hours off of her no buggie thing…
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Here ye go….Review, even if it consists of ebilness…Yes ebilness…between evil and good ;)