I…am really sorry for the uber late update…like how long has it been? 5 years or something? Damn, I suck. I lost motivation to write, but damn it I want to finish one thing in my life, and I WILL finish this story even if it takes me until I am 100 years old XD Anywho, I hope you enjoy and I apologize if some things are weird. I make up the story as I go.
A small scowl formed on Sasuke's lips as he looked at the clothes he was to wear to this…date. He picked up an article of clothing that he assumed was supposed to be the pants and bit the inside of his lip. He was currently in the silver haired man's bathroom, trying on an outfit that the man had given him to wear to this event. As far as he could tell, this outfit was not going to work. The shirt? Well, okay maybe the shirt wasn't so bad, just a black and white striped button up. But the pants? God, the pants were terrible. Sasuke was betting that the man just wanted to see him try these atrocious things on. They were the ugliest color tan he'd ever seen, and plus they looked about at least two sizes too big.
With a sigh, he started to undress, all the while thinking of the amused look on the other man's face when he came out in those ridiculous pants. He quickly put the shirt on and took a quick look in the mirror, seeing that it fit rather well, if not just a little bit baggy. He glanced down at the pants on the toilet seat with disdain. Before he could change his mind he wiggled out of his pants and put on the tan pants of hell.
As soon as he tried to put on the pants, they instantly sagged passed his ass, which made him quirk his lips in frustration. Was he really going to wear these disgustingly ugly tan pants that didn't even fit his ass? Yes, yes he was. For eight hundred dollars.
Sasuke creeked open the door to take a little peek out of the door to see what the silver haired man was doing. He was currently just lounging on his bed, watching something on the t.v., until he noticed the door to his bathroom being opened.
"Come on out, lemme see how it looks," The silver haired man said to over to him, a knowing smile on his face as he beckoned the younger male with his finger.
The raven frowned a little before opening the door all the way and shuffling out of the bathroom and into Kakashi's bedroom.
The look on the older man's face was priceless. It was like his face had contorted so quickly going through so many emotions that his face took on the weirdest expression the younger male had ever seen. It almost scared him at how constipated the other man looked.
Then he heard it, the laughter. He knew it was coming, and soon after the older man's weird facial expressions had passed, it was hard to miss. The man's laughter was so loud that he was afraid that the other occupants of the apartment complex could hear.
Sasuke's scowl deepened as he watched Kakashi laugh his ass off at his ridiculous clothing. "I'm not wearing this," he hissed out, his face turning a bright shade of pink as the man's laughter did not cease.
Kakashi tried to control his snorts of laughter by holding a hand to his mouth, but it was almost no use. The way that the younger male looked was just ridiculously cute.
"I apologize, Sasuke, it's just…those pants," the silver haired man said with another bark of laughter.
"I noticed. And as I've said, I'm not wearing them," The raven bit out, already undoing the button and zipper although there was no need for it; they were practically falling off of his ass. He had to hold them up with one hand just to keep them steady on his hips.
"Wait a minute, maybe I can find a belt for you," Kakashi replied as he got up to go to his dresser.
"No, I said I'm not wearing this…abomination. The shirt's fine, but I'm not going out in public like this," Sasuke said, trying his hardest to quell the man's decision to keep him in these pants.
As Kakashi turned around he had a small little pout on his covered lips; Sasuke could still see that little pout through the mask, though.
"Aw, why not? Look, I have a belt," The silver haired man said, waving it around slightly with one hand. He looked awfully satisfied he had found one. He walked over to the raven and began to loop it around the belt loops. "This should work," he added as he finished looping the belt all around the raven's waist.
Sasuke looked down and raised an incredulous brow. "Are you serious? This looks fucking ridiculous, Kakashi," he growled, seeing as how he now looked like he wore pants that were made for the elderly men. The waist of the pants were all the way up to his abdomen, and it looked absolutely embarrassing for someone of his age.
Kakashi couldn't help the little laugh that found its way out of his mouth. "Aw, c'mon, it doesn't look that bad. I think it looks dashing," the older of the two replied, his words an obvious contradiction to what he was really thinking.
The raven scoffed at the choice of words. "Who says that?" he asked, referring to the weird word choice, "Anyway, as I've said multiple times, I'm not wearing these pants. Can't I just wear mine? They're not that dirty."
The older man looked thoughtful for a moment before he smiled and nodded. "Of course. I wasn't going to make you wear those pants," he said and strode passed Sasuke into the bathroom to acquire the raven's jeans. "I'll just throw these in the wash for a couple minutes. Go ahead and relax, we don't have to be there until seven."
If possible, Sasuke looked even more angry than before for having to try the pants on at all. What a waste of time. "Good," was all he said in reply, before unbuckling the belt and shuffling the pants off, leaving him only in the shirt and his boxers.
Kakashi stared in appreciation for a minute before Sasuke glared at him and demanded that he go and wash his pants before he decided to change his mind about going at all.
030
Once the situation about attire was all situated and finished, the two boys were waiting in Kakashi's bedroom, adding little touches here and there to their attire to make sure it looked the part for the place they were going.
"Where are we going again that requires such a ridiculous amount of expensive clothing?" Sasuke asked in distaste, as he repeatedly pulled at the tie he was now wearing around his neck; he hated restrictive clothing.
"Bêtement cher, apparently it's an incredibly fancy restaurant. Always gotta make business decisions at fancy places, ne?" Kakashi said with a small shrug as he re-fixed his tie in the mirror for the twentieth time; he seemed a bit nervous.
"How do you have the money to afford this apartment and…our transactions?" Sasuke asked with awkwardness hinted in his voice. For an editor, the silver haired man certainly seemed to have a good amount of money.
Kakashi replied while he fixed his tie, "Good question." A small smirk appeared on his lips and he smiled that annoyingly happy smile that he liked to adopt.
Sasuke was not impressed by the answer he received. He was being serious, and wanted the man for once to be the same. "I'm serious. What else do you do?" The raven crossed his arms and shot him a look into the mirror that Kakashi could see perfectly.
A small pout came to the older man's lips as he seen the other boy wasn't in the mood to play, although he should be more than aware of the younger boy's attitude. "I bartend a few nights a week at a club, apparently boys and girls like me," he answered, hinting that he made a lot of tips. He smiled that annoying shit eating smile once more.
"Where?" The raven asked, now curious to know just where this club was and just what kind of club it was.
"Is this an interrogation? Or are you genuinely interested in me, Sasuke-kun?" the silver haired man asked, his voice low. He had finished fixing his tie for the millionth time and had walked over to the raven, who looked a bit confused at the moment. Kakashi rested his hands lightly on Sasuke's upper arms, his visible eye looking directly into Sasuke's onyx ones.
The shift in atmosphere confused the raven and he wasn't sure what to do about it. "What? No, neither of those, I'm just…curious," he said, another blush making its presence known upon his cheeks. It seemed to the raven that this man liked to get reactions out of people like it was some sort of hobby. He glanced up at the clock that the older man had on his wall and looked back at Kakashi. "It's six, we need to get there soon or we'll be late," he added, trying to get the man to take his gaze off of him.
Kakashi didn't bother to look to where Sasuke's eyes were focused on, instead he continued to look at the younger male until he hesitantly looked back.
"What?" The raven bit out, wondering just what the hell the silver haired man was staring at. Did he have something in his hair?
"Nothing…you just look rather handsome in your business casual," Kakashi replied with a small smirk before pressing his clothed lips to Sasuke's before he could refuse. "Let's go," he said and quickly made his way out of the bedroom before the raven could yell at him for kissing him on the lips; he knew it would rile the other.
"Kakashi!" Sasuke reprimanded, his cheeks flushed so red with embarrassment and anger that they almost resembled tomatoes. He followed the man out of the bedroom to give the man the biggest bitching he'd ever hear about how fucked up that little stunt was.
Said man just laughed good naturedly as he began to slip on his shoes.
030
Sasuke had calmed down considerably during their walk to the restaurant, although his face still held a slight scowl from that stunt that Kakashi had pulled earlier. It was a well-known rule amongst clients and workers that kissing on the lips was strictly prohibited. Kissing on the lips always felt like an emotional connection with another person, and that was a definite no-no in the pleasure business.
Kakashi honestly hadn't been aware of this little rule, but he had figured that the younger man wouldn't have wanted to be kissed on the lips despite that little tid bit of information. He also had the gall to point out that their first sexually encounter together included lots of kissing. This made the raven raise an eyebrow incredulously before recalling the memory himself, which in turn made his eyes widen in surprise and embarrassment at how he was so into the moment he hadn't even realized he had broken a rule.
"Fuck," Sasuke whispered to himself and put a hand up to his face, trying to wipe the memory clean. "Well you can forget what happened that first time, no kissing allowed on the lips, new rule," he murmured to which the silver haired man just chuckled.
"Don't worry, I think we both were just excited in our…aroused states. It won't happen again, dear," Kakashi replied, adding the endearment on the end just to see the raven haired boy get all flustered. He knew it was dangerous what he was doing with this boy, but couldn't resist wanting to get closer to him…He also knew that this relationship, or whatever they had, would only last as long as Sasuke would let it.
Their walk ended when they reached the restaurant and they both looked at each other before going in and getting to their table. The man that Kakashi was supposed to be meeting with was already at their table, along with a women, who Sasuke was going to assume was his wife, if the big diamond on her ring finger was any indication.
They made pleasantries as the two boys sat down, which wasn't so bad, which was making Sasuke think he could pull off this whole 'date' thing with the silver haired man. He only had to put up with these other people for a couple hours, collect his pay, then get the hell off the streets.
"So, Kakashi, who is this handsome little man?" Kikuchi's wife asked, who's name the raven had found out was Sayu. His eyebrow flickered a bit in irritation when she called him a 'little man.' Couldn't she have just said man, or boy? Was she insinuating he was short for his supposed age?
Kakashi quickly answered for him and patted Sasuke's thigh under the table as an apology. He knew that Kikuchi's wife was a bit rude and liked to think she was the Queen of England. He didn't particularly like her either, but respect was mandatory in this situation.
"Sasuke? What an adorable name. Did you know that was the name of a very famous ninja?" Sayu replied, her eyes linking onto Sasuke's, which in turn was making him a bit on edge. Why was this woman so intent on getting to know him? Weren't they just supposed to eat, Kikuchi and Kakashi make a deal, then leave? Did they have to do this 'getting to know each other?' Kami knew that he was never planning on seeing this woman again in his lifetime if he could avoid it. The fact that she said his name was adorable then connected his name to a ninja was a bit…off. This chick was either crazy or bad at small talk.
Perhaps both.
Still, he had agreed to be Kakashi's date for the evening and replied politely, "Yes, I am aware. I believe that is where my mother got the name from." Sasuke smiled and then thanked the Lord when their appetizers appeared before them. Apparently the Kikuchi's had already decided on what they were going to eat, so Sasuke didn't even get to choose what it was he wanted to eat; ah well, a free meal was a free meal.
"So, Kikuchi-san, tell me more about Ichinose-Sensei. I am well versed in her work as I am a fan, but please tell me about her personality and the like," Kakashi started the business talk as they ate their appetizers, which Sasuke was glad for. This meant he could just eat whatever what was in front of him and hopefully the time would go fast.
030
Well, the time most certainly did not go fast and Sasuke was more than ready to get the hell out of the fancy restaurant and all of its snooty customers. The business talk went on for hours and Sasuke was starting to think they were going to spend the night at the table they were at. He was annoyed by that and the fact that Kikuchi's wife was so nosey and kept asking him questions and…well, looking at him weird.
When there was a small lull in the conversation Kikuchi and Kakashi were having, making Sasuke hope that their deal was over. By the way Kakashi looked pleased was a good indicator and the fact that he stood up and shook hands with the man was a relief. Once Kakashi and Kikuchi paid for the bill and everyone thanked everyone for the evening, yadda yadda, as they were walking out of the restaurant to go home, Sayu decided to open her mouth again for that evening and asked Sasuke a question he was hoping to avoid.
"Where did you and Kakashi meet? I was not aware he dated men," she asked, looking at him intently for an answer.
"Oh, well you see, Sayu-san, when I was walking down the street I seen an elderly lady about to walk right past a vent that was blowing and the lady was wearing a dress. To save her from embarrassment I put my hand on her put to stop the dress from flying up, and when I did, there was another hand underneath mine. That hand was Sasuke's. When I realized there was another human being who would risk putting their hand on an old lady's rump to save her from an embarrassing event, I knew I had to get his name."
Kakashi had said all of this with a straight face, causing Kikuchi and his wife's jaws to drop. Sasuke just raised an eyebrow, trying to seem unamused at the little story the silver haired man had just told. Lengthy it was, too. Had the older man been thinking this up, waiting for an opportunity during the night to use it? Sasuke shook his head, knowing that yes, this man would definitely make something up as absurd as that just for the shock factor.
"Anyways, thank you Kikuchi-san for the dinner and a wonderful evening. I look forward to seeing you at the office," Kakashi said, officially ending the night on that awkward note. Kakashi put his arm around Sasuke's shoulders and they began to walk away from the car that a shocked Kikuchi and his wife were getting into.
When they were a good distance away from the car Sasuke decided to speak up. "Kakashi…why did you make up that ridiculous story about how we met? You could have just said something normal like we met at a coffee shop or some shit," he said, crossing his arms. He was feeling a bit awkward the way the silver haired man still kept his arm around his shoulders; they weren't an actual couple, he could stop with the façade. Sasuke wanted to say something, but Kakashi seemed rather, well, happy to be walking someone home like this.
"Well, that would have been rather boring, now wouldn't it? I think my story was much more interesting," Kakashi smirked down at the raven. "So, where would you like to me to walk you?" The man asked, not quite sure where Sasuke lived and if he wanted him to know where. Sasuke's answer shocked him a bit.
"Your place."
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