Hello! So here is the next installment of WTHJH sorry for taking so long and I have a list of excuses but… what can I say? Anyway you waited long enough now you may begin reading but first a disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I own Hannah, her family and a bit of the plot that is all. Enjoy!

Shopping

Date: June 10

"No,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Yes,"

"But-"

"I didn't know you had a butt for a face."

"What?" Sakura asked confused as Hannah blinked at her before smirking.

"Never mind I actually was wondering why you were so ugly anyways!" she laughed as Sakura glared at her resisting the urge to knock the girl into next week.

"I am not wearing that shirt!" she hissed as Hannah rolled her eyes before selecting a new one from the closet while Hinata got dressed. She could hear the argument and sighed wondering why Hannah seemed to push away anyone who tried to be her friend.

"Will you wear this-?"

"No."

"Fuck you Sakura!"

"What?!"

"Did I fucking stutter?!"

"No."

"How about a yes once in a while!?"

"I will not-!"

"What?"

"Not wear that!"

"Double negative bitch I win!"

"Wha-?"

"Hannah!" Ethan called as Hannah blinked and set the shirt back in the closet before turning toward the door her brother had called through.

"Yea?" she called back as Ethan balanced a pair of sneakers and clothes on one hand before juggling a few items on the other before replying.

"Leave Sakura alone! Why don't you help Hinata instead?" he called as Hannah sighed and muttered fine before gesturing to the clothes rack.

"Pick a shirt; I shall be back!" she called as Sakura merely gave her a nod before Hannah left to check on Hinata.

After a crazy morning with Ethan waking up early, drinking Mountain Dew (Hannah had no idea where he even got that), waking everyone up, and running around... in nothing but his boxers. He had told everyone that they were going to need all the energy they could get yet when he tried to give some Mountain Dew to his sister Sakura had stolen it saying she didn't need the caffeine. When they had tried to steal it back Naruto had taken it and had drained the whole thing (Hannah had tackled him to the ground afterwards). Now the guys were getting dressed with Ethan while Hannah helped the girls get ready since their family members tended to leave clothes behind and Ethan's build was close to Sasuke's, and Naruto's.

Now Hinata waited patiently in the closet as Hannah knocked on it calmly. She always has a soft spot for the young Hyuuga girl even when her character was first introduced. She liked how innocent Hinata had stayed the whole time through the series but had matured and endured pain like everyone else. Hannah didn't know why but she also felt protective towards Hinata wondering if for a moment if her brother was right about her….

"Hinata come on out let's see the outfit." Hannah called as Hinata bit her lip before opening the door a crack and peering at Hannah.

"Um…" Hinata hesitated before Hannah pushed the door open the rest of the way. She may like the Hyuuga but she still had a temper she had a problem controlling.

"Hinata the outfit is fine what do you not like about it?" Hannah asked as Hinata fidgeted for a moment before looking at the tall mirror to her left again.

The outfit was modest and nice like a slightly baggy green shirt and dark jeans. Hannah let Hinata keep her original shoes also yet it was neither of those things that made Hinata pause. It was the fact that the shirt despite its bagginess still showed how massive her breasts were and its short sleeves left her arms uncovered. She bit her lip once more as she looked at Hannah with wide eyes.

"C-Can I h-have a s-sweater p-please?" she asked quietly as Hannah blinked before slapping a hand to her head.

"Of course you would want a sweater! Why didn't I think of that sooner?!" she asked herself as she turned away from Hinata in search of a sweater.

After Ethan had put clothes on after being yelled at (and hit on the back of the head) by his sister the twins had led their guests down a few halls. Once they had stopped at two doors one for the girls and the other for the boys. Inside were racks of clothes of all kinds, makeup of various shades, and a diversity of hair dye colors; that they all claimed was for their family.

"They come at random times and we never know what they'll need." Ethan had started when his sister took over from the topic.

"Once our aunt came over in need of hair dye."

"Then our baby cousin got into a mess and needed a change of clothes."

"Still don't know how or why he got covered in flour-"

"You don't know?"

"No."

"He wanted to bake himself into a cake!"

"Why?"

"I don't know proba-"

"Stop getting off subject!" Sasuke snapped as the twins glared at him before Hannah took the girls and went into their room.

Yet not before calling Sasuke a name that ended with the door having a hole in it, (he kicked the bottom corner of it). It wasn't long before she and Sakura began arguing about clothes and Hinata having to be impartial toward the two. It didn't help much when she faltered on her words as the other girls fought, glared, sneered and mainly called each other names.

"Here Hinata," Hannah said as Hinata was snapped away from her thoughts as Hannah held but a dark gray sweater as Hinata smiled.

"T-Thank you." she stammered as Hannah gave her a small smile before turning back towards Sakura as said girl selected a shirt.

"There, happy I picked one now!" she yelled at Hannah who just gave her a dry look.

"Leaping for joy Sakura I'm leaping with freaking joy!" she said through clenched teeth as Sakura glared at her while Hinata once more sighed. She knew it would be a while before they actually started to be at least civilized with one another.

"Hey Ethan!" Hannah called as Sakura tugged on her apple green shirt while said boy sighed.

"Yeah we're almost ready, just go to the living room and we'll see what else needs to be done okay?" he called as his sister nodded as she ushered the two girls out.

"Kay!" she called back as Ethan sighed from under the boxes of shoes as he looked at the barefooted Uchiha before him.

"Would it kill you to just pick one pair of shoes?" Ethan asked as Sasuke blinked and rubbed his chin although in deep thought.

"Yes I think it might." he said before walking away as Ethan sighed and knocked a box off his head.

He was already having a bad day as Gaara glared at his tight black shirt while Naruto grinned at the bagginess of his hoodie. Ethan sighed knowing today was going to be a very long day….

And he hadn't even had breakfast yet….

-Few Minutes Later-

"Okay well were at least half way done." Ethan said as Hannah nodded with him as they stared at the group before them.

After much arguing and screaming, cursing and prodding they had finally dressed the group in plain civilian clothes so they could go get clothes of their own. Hinata's outfit was the first one Hannah had picked out for the girl yet she had agreed to it without much fight. Naruto's consisted of dark blue jeans and a white shirt with an orange wearing thick glass. He had donned a pair of sneakers and Ethan had brushed some of the spikes so they looked less crazy. Gaara had grudgingly agreed to dressing in a tight black shirt with light blue pants and some black boots (Ethan had mentioned they were for combat) which had surprised Hannah when she had seen them.

"Aren't those-?"

"Yup," Ethan responded a light smile of mischief on his face.

"But won't he be-?"

"Oh yeah,"

"You're going to get us kill-!"

"We're living with ninjas! We're going to get killed eventually!"

"… Point taken…."

The twins now turned their gaze on the last two as they took in Sakura's light green blouse and Sasuke's white shirt. Both wore black pants although Sakura had donned some sliver sandals that wrapped around her ankles. Sasuke on the other hand (after much threatening from Hannah) had accepted to wear a pair of black dress shoes. Overall, they looked pretty normal….

Except for the pink hair…

White-eyes were unnatural here…

And the chicken butt hair….

The twins sighed a loud once more, as they gestured for the other to follow them.

"We have once last thing to do before you're ready to face our society." Ethan said as Hannah smirked.

"You all are going to just love what comes next!" she said sarcasm thick in her voice as they came to a large room.

The twins pushed the door open as the gang twitched, grumbled, and sighed with annoyance.

They were going to have to dye their hair….

And wear contacts….

… And brush their hair….

-Few Minutes Later-

Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke and Hinata stood in front of a large mirror gaping at their reflections in surprise. Sakura's hair had been dyed a light brown-including her eyebrows-and had it brushed into a loose bun. Hinata's hair had been dyed to almost the same black as Sasuke's and held in a French braid only her eyes were now a baby blue like Ino's. Naruto had make up on his face covering up his whisker like markings while his hair had been dyed a dirty blonde with the remainder of Sakura's hair dye. Sasuke lastly had been covered in make up in a slightly darker skin tone making him less pale. His hair had been matted down and brown contacts adorned his eyes making him look more like Itachi yet less like his brother as he glared at his reflection.

The twins smiled approvingly of their work until a grumble sounded behind them as they turned around and almost fell back with surprise.

They had forgotten about Gaara.

"Um…." Ethan said as Gaara sat in the same chair as the others had sat in before their transformations. Yet just as Ethan was about to touch Gaara's head Hannah held, out a hand and stopped her brother's actions.

"I got this." she said confidently as Ethan gave her a relieved smile before finishing putting a cover around Gaara's body to protect his clothes.

Hannah smiled as she began her work as Gaara merely closed his eyes as she moved around his body. He could feel her fingers in his hair as they dyed it to a different color and water as she rinsed it out. He felt something soft brush his face and cheeks probably covering up the black rings and his kanji for love. Her touches were gentle until she moved away from his as he opened his eyes to see as she stood in front of his him. She held out three different boxes one green while the other two were blue and brown. Gaara held in a sigh as he selected green before she gave it to him as he stuck the contacts in his eyes. Hannah smiled as she gestured to the mirror and Gaara blinked stunned at what he saw.

His skin was still pale yet his rings were gone as well as his kanji yet in there place were some eyebrows drawn on. His hair was a darker red (maybe auburn?) and his eyes were now a darker green. His hair was brushed like Naruto's yet was slightly more matted like Sasuke's. All in all Gaara was happy with his transformation as he turned toward Hannah and nodded thanks to her as she grinned in response.

"Well now were finally ready to go get you all some clothes that actually fit you!" Ethan shouted as the gang gave him grins and small smiles before they followed the twins once more only this time to see a world they knew nothing about.

-A Few Minutes Later-

"Slow down!"

"Holy shit were going to-!"

"Shut the fuck up before I kill you all!"

"Oh my god that sign were going to hit-!"

"We are not going to hit the sign-!"

"Holy shit that poor squirrel-!"

"IS FUCKING FINE NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!" Hannah screamed as she turned back to the screaming group of teens as their mouth snapped shut at her response.

Ethan sighed as he guided the car smoothly down the road knowing that even if he had his license his mother would still kill him. No one touched her car without permission and now here he was driving it….

He swore he could hear the devil laughing in his ear as he drove….

No, never mind, that was just his sister making death threats at the other teens freaking out in the car.

When they had seen the car, they were confused and a bit surprise that it would get them somewhere fast, when it was just a giant hunk of metal. They had gathered up in the car ready to go Hinata, Sakura, and Naruto in the way back, with Sasuke and Gaara situated in the front while Hannah had shotgun with her brother driving. They had started the engine causing a few of them to jump but when they started moving! Well… it just went to hell from there….

Even now as Hannah screamed death threats at the teens how looked like frightened cats when introduced to water he merely sighed and turned on the radio.

This only made them look around in surprise also.

"…What the hell?…"

"Where is this music coming fro-?"

"HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS MAGIC!" Naruto screamed as Hannah slammed her head on the dashboard while Ethan groaned.

"Naruto you're going to give Hannah brain damage! Please just stop and listen to the music!"

"But it's-!"

"Yes I know,"

"And it's-!"

"Yes, yes it is,"

"But… magic…."

"Are we there yet?" Gaara hissed in between his teeth while Ethan studied him from the corner of his eye. He had a death grip on Hannah's seat while the rest of his body was tense from the car ride as Ethan shrugged.

"Were going into a small store that is rarely used. I doubt anyone is really in there but it will also give us a good grasp on how you'll handle everything that going to come in these next few months. So it'll help us ready you and all that stuff but just don't freak the hell out when we get there and don't breaking anything and… don't get lost." Ethan finished as Hannah nodded along with her brothers words as he turned toward a store as the gang sighed with relief once he had killed the engine.

When the group walked in it was just like another store, they experienced before as they walked around it. It was small as they said yet at the same time it looked giant compared to the small quaint shops they were used to. They wandered around a bit Hinata and Sakura automatically going right while Sasuke and Naruto went straight ahead. Gaara just stood looking a bit confused before Ethan tapped him on his elbow snapping him out of it. Hannah had dashed off with the other girl as Ethan led the boys to their side of the store.

"Don't buy that shirt." Hannah ordered while Sasuke narrowed his eyes at her.

After spending sometime apart in order to buy some essentials without the other groups knowledge. (Some things were better left unsaid… and unseen). Now Hannah was helping the boys pick out a few shirts since Ethan had decided to help the girls. It was a strange swap but they didn't really mind nonetheless….

That was until now….

"And why not?" he hissed in return as Hannah glared at him in return.

"It has a tear in it."

"So? Isn't that the style?"

"Maybe but it will make you look like a hobo."

"What's a hobo?"

"A homeless person."

"Well it's not like I have a home here do I?"

"Well it's not like you have one in Konoha either?!"

"Hey guys do you think I should buy this shirt?" Naruto asked as he bounded up to them unaware of their argument until they rounded on him as well.

"Go away Naruto!" Hannah hissed turning her anger out on him.

"You guys are causing a scene!" Ethan warned as Hannah glared at her brother.

"Shut up Ethan! He's not getting the shirt!"

"Stop it!" Gaara ordered as Hannah turned her glare on him.

"Shut up Subaru!"

Gaara blinked, "Did you just call me Subaru?"

It was Hannah's turn to blink now, "It's your last name right?"

"No it's-"

"I don't fucking care!" Hannah screamed as Sasuke rolled his eyes and turned to walk away.

"I'm getting the shirt!" he called over his shoulder as Hannah turned back toward him.

"No the fuck you aren't!"

"I'm buying it!"

"No you're not!"

"Shut up bitch!"

"If I'm a bitch what does that make you duck ass!?"

"What the hell did you just call me?"

"Do I have to repeat myself duck ass?! I just called you a duck ass, duck ass!"

"At least I'm not a whore?"

"And who exactly said I was?"

"Hannah!" Ethan hissed before Sasuke could open his mouth a Gaara gripped her upper arm and pulled her away. She turned her head to glare at the Uchiha who Ethan began to talk to in hushed tones when Gaara gripped her head by her ponytail forcing her to turn back ahead. She grumbled a bit in pain when Gaara stopped and turned her. She turned her glare on him not wanting to back down as his face twisted into an angry expression.

Oh, she was about to get it now…

Naruto after being dejected by Hannah and Sasuke grumbled to himself as he went to go place the shirt back from where he had found it. Yet in the midst of all his grumbling, he hadn't even realized that he had passed the shelves that held multiples of the same shirt. Naruto walked aimlessly around the store trying to find where he had gotten the shirt yet he completely missed it when a girl around his age collided into him.

Literally.

"Ahh!" the girl screamed as they fell to the ground Naruto grunting in pain as the girl moaned and rubbed her elbow.

"Oh I'm sorry!" Naruto yelled as he scrambled to his feet as the girl blinked sea blue eyes at him before giving him a grin.

"It's fine my friend actually says I need to watch where I'm going so I guess she's right in this one!" the girl said as she brushed her red hair back over her shoulder as Naruto helped her up.

"Okay well I should be getting…." Naruto trailed off, as he looked around unsure of where he was now as the redhead blinked at him.

"Um… do you need help?" she asked as Naruto slowly nodded his mouth was hanging open unsure of where he was yet he was surrounded by bags, shoes, and hair ties.

"This place…." he started as he continued to look around as the girl blinked at him.

"Is?"

"Very girlie."

"Well we are in the girl section."

"We are!"

"Yes, yes we are."

"My god!"

"Um… why are you freaking out?"

"Please help me escape this hell!"

"Why are you quoting Linkin Park!?"

"I don't know-"

"You know what just come on!" the girl shouted as she grabbed Naruto and pulled him away from the section of the store and down another aisle much to Naruto's joy.

"Thank you!"

"Will you please stop shouting?"

-Elsewhere-

"Dammit where the hell did Naruto go?!"

"I don't know! That's why were looking from him!"

"That dobe always ruins everything!"

"P-Please s-stop talking a-about Naruto l-like that."

"Yeah Sasuke it's not like he could help it I mean he's Naruto!"

"Will you all just shut up! Now let's spilt up-"

"No." Gaara said speaking for the first time since they realized that Naruto was missing.

They had found him glaring at Hannah just opening his mouth to yell at her when Ethan interrupted asking about Hannah response on Naruto shirt when they realized he was gone. This had led them to asking one another if they had seen the blonde with no such luck.

"Well do you have a better idea?" Hannah asked a brow raised as Gaara blinked.

"…."

"Just as I thought," she muttered to herself, "Sasuke, Sakura you go left, Hinata, Ethan you guys go right, Gaara and I will check the back of the store. Meet back here in five minutes if you fine anything. Agreed?" she finished as they all nodded and went there separate ways.

"Any ideas on where he might be?" Hannah asked as Gaara walked beside her and toward the back of the store as he shrugged.

"Bathroom,"

"Worth a try; go check." she said as she pointed to a couple of doors as Gaara walked to them not really checking the signs to be sure, as he walked calmly through one….

Only to realized he walked right into the girl's bathroom.

"GET OUT!"

"HOW DARE YOU?"

"THIS IS THE WOMENS' RESTROOM!"

"YOU IDIOT!"

"I'm sorry my brother here is blind and couldn't see the signs!" Hannah lied coming to Gaara's rescue as he forced his eyes to look unfocused as he flinched in embarrassment.

"Sorry," he said genuine as the women gave him a confused look.

"Then why didn't you lead him the other way?"

"I tried but he merely turned the wrong way! He insists on doing things himself but he recently just became blind so he isn't really used to it." Hannah was lying right threw her teeth but Gaara would have been damned if she hadn't been doing it. Yet a part of him was a little unnerved by it by how well she was doing it.

Hell is she started saying she was a purple spotted dragon he might have believed her.

No one should be able to lie that well without practice.

'What else has she lied about?' Gaara thought but pushed his thoughts away since there were more pressing matters at hand.

"Young man let your sister help you! Now.… GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" She screamed as Hannah and him jumped and scrambled to leave as fast as they could with them still believing that Gaara was blind.

"We are never coming back here."

"Agreed."

"And we are never speaking of this again."

"Yes."

"Damn Naruto getting lost."

"Let's kill him when we find him."

"You have just read my mind."

"I'm blind not a mind reader." Hannah gave a dry laugh yet Gaara just gave a small smirk before they went to meet with the group.

-Elsewhere-

"So you think Naruto disappeared down here?" Ethan asked as he and Hinata walked calmly through the aisle as Hinata blushed and shrugged.

"I-I don't k-know... m-maybe?" she questioned as Ethan frowned at her stuttering as he sighed.

"You know you don't have to stutter, or be embarrassed. Aren't I your friend Hinata?" he asked as Hinata turned toward him with wide eyes.

"Um..." she started as she took a small step back... only to bump into something solid.

Hinata gave a small squeak as the toy squirrel behind her began to play a guitar and sing a song. Ethan blinked in surprise before smiling as Hinata ducked behind him and away from the squirrel.

"Hold on Hinata I got this!" He said confidently as he nudged the squirrel away... only to have it activate more.

Ethan and Hinata stumbled back in surprise and fear as a giant singing squirrel army began to advance on them.

"Run away!" he shouted and Hinata didn't bother saying anything as she followed hard on his heels.

"We shall never speak of this again, agreed?" Ethan asked as Hinata huffed next to him. She gave him a small smile before agreeing with the boy.

"Good and- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!" He shouted when they turned down an aisle only to be faced with singing hippos playing the bongos this time as they looked at each other.

"Quietly and quickly and-" he was interrupted when he realized they were motion sensored.

"RUN!" He shouted and once more they ran hoping to escape the second group of singing instrument playing animals.

"Ok well at least we're-"

"E-Ethan?" Hinata interrupted making the boy pause before the next aisle as he looked at the girl who pointed down said aisle.

Ethan didn't know whether to curse or to scream when he saw drum banging alligators...

He swore if they ended up singing...

Wait a minute what was he thinking?

"No screw this different aisle come on Hinata!"

"O-oh... o-okay Ethan." she said as she went to go catch up with said boy who once more swore her to secrecy before they went to meet with the group.

If Hannah found out about this... she would never let him live this down.

-Elsewhere-

"Where the hell are we?" Sauske grumbled as Sakura sighed wondering if the twins were playing a cruel joke on her.

"I don't know but-"

"What the hell is with all the books?" he grumbled once more as Sakura pinched the brim of her nose in annoyance at the last Uchiha.

"I don't know-"

"This book looks dumb." he interrupted as he held a book in his hand and just as he was about to put it back a woman poked her brown head around the corner.

"What book do you believe is dumb?!" she hissed as they stared at her wide-eyed with surprise as he held the book by the corner and turned the cover to her.

"This book-"

The girl whose jaw had dropped opened when he had shown her the book did something they didn't expect...

She screamed...

Then fainted...

"Sasuke you killed her!" Sakura shouted trying hard not to smile knowing the woman just fainted as Sasuke blinked in surprise.

"I-I..."

"That book is called Twilight..." she muttered as another person this one blonde came to help the brunette.

"That is the greatest written book ever!"

"How dare you think it's dumb?!" another girl yelled as she came up as more and more girls came screaming at them as Sasuke and Sakura stumbled away speechless.

"Why the hell are you so mad?!"

"You called the book dumb!"

"Well that doesn't give you the right to go all pissy on us!"

"Pissy?! You think we're acting pissy!?"

"It's just a dumb book! Nobody really cares!" Sakura screamed trying to reason as the girls fell silent as she inwardly cursed herself.

"NOBODY CARES!" They screamed as Sasuke and Sakura cursed as they fled from the aisle and away from the murderous girls.

"We... are never... speaking of this... again!" Sasuke huffed as Sakura bobbed her head in agreement.

"A... greed!" once their breathing was straightened out they nodded to each other before they went to meet with the group.

-Few Minutes Later-

"You have got to be kidding me." Ethan said as he spotted Hannah clinging to Gaara's arm a smile on her face with a smirk on Gaara's as they stared at them.

"So you all know Gaara is currently 'blind'… don't ask." she added when Ethan opened his mouth to speak.

"Well we didn't find-"

"Hey guys!" Naruto shouted making Sakura jump with a squeak as Sasuke blinked with surprise.

"Naruto what the hell?!" Sakura hissed as she smacked him hard on the back of his head as the boy himself yelped with pain.

"Ow! Sakura!" he whined as Hannah glared at them all.

"You all think this is funny!" she started to hiss as she pushed Gaara near the others as Ethan stepped near his sister hoping to get out of the range of her anger.

"You almost got lost and think of what would happen if-"

The group stopped listening to what Hannah was saying as a figure lurked around behind the girl. They watched as the figure hid behind a few clothes racks before coming up directly behind Hannah. It was a girl with sea blue eyes and blood-red hair a grin plaster on her face yet Hannah didn't notice since she to busy yelling as the girl took a large breath of air.

"TORRES!" she screamed as Hannah jumped into the air….

Literally.

"HOLY SHIT JIN!" She screamed in response from where she had ducked behind her brother as the girl named Jin laughed at her antics.

"Hey Jin," Ethan greeted as Jin flashed him a peace sign.

"Hey Ethan how are-"

"YOU ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME!"

"But I didn't!" Jin pointed out as Hannah glared at her friend before sighing and coming out from behind Ethan.

"Yeah I guess but here are some of our cousins and there friends." Hannah lied as she gestured to the group who blinked as Jin smiled at them and flashed a peace sign once more.

"Yeah I'm Jin Hatake!" she replied as they froze for a moment in surprise.

"Hatake?" Sasuke asked as his eyes narrowed as Jin smiled and nodded her head in agreement.

"Yup! That's my last name!" she said

"But-"

"We got to get going now though Jin you should swing by some time or something okay?" Ethan said slapping a hand over Naruto's mouth before grabbing all the clothes, they had selected. Hannah paid as Ethan ushered the group to the door and out before pushing them to the car as Jin followed Hannah.

"Yeah Hannah?" Jin called as Hannah paused in her walk to the car as she looked over her shoulder at the redhead.

"Yeah what is it Jin?" she asked as the redhead shifted uncomfortably before shaking her head a light smile on her face.

"N-Never mind Hannah see you later!"

Hannah's eyes narrowed for a millisecond before nodding and giving her friend a quick grin, "Yeah see ya!" as she walked out of the store.

Hannah threw the bag of clothes in the back of the car as the group gave her with strange looks. She glanced up at them before shaking her head and shrugging as she slammed the back door shut. She paused though remembering Jin's look of discomfort as her eyes narrowed in thought again. Her friend was hiding something and she was scared to tell her. Hannah let out a low growl knowing that Jin was probably in trouble once more since they would occasionally get picked on when they were in school.

'If it's the person I think it is… heads are going to roll!' she hissed in her mind before taking a deep breath and releasing it calming herself as she climbed into the car.

"Ethan I'm going to stay behind and get some food drive everyone home and tomorrow I'm doing laundry so make sure they get their shit down stair okay?" Hannah asked as her brother nodded before Naruto jumped out of the car.

"I get Hannah's seat!" he screamed as he pushed Hannah out-of-the-way and climbed into the seat a grin on his face as Hannah smirked.

"Weren't you the one who started screaming about how we were going to die?" she teased as Naruto frowned and pouted.

"Sasuke and Sakura were screaming too though!" he said as Hannah gave a dry laugh before she nodded to her brother and stepped back from the car.

"Okay let's go!" Ethan said backing the car out yet just as they peered out through the back window to see the waving Hannah they couldn't help but smirk and laugh when her friend appeared and shouted her name behind her again. Hannah yelped and jumped into the air as her friend laughed and Ethan smiled.

Yes, Hannah's friends were crazy he just hasn't decided if it was a good thing or a bad one.

-Sometime Later-

"Ethan! Food!" Hannah yelled as she stood outside the door she had just kicked opened while Ethan darted around the corner arms raised in the air.

"Food glorious food!" he sang as Hannah grinned at him and gave him a bag before turning around and collecting the rest. The gang followed Ethan as he started to walk away with the plastic bags full of food yet Hannah stopped them as she gestured to the bags.

"If you're going to stay. You're going to help!" she said as she handed bags to each member before collecting the rest herself as they deposited the food into the kitchen. They watched as Ethan and Hannah tag teamed the bags with Ethan storing some in the cupboards while Hannah placed some in the refrigerator. Occasionally they would switch yet all the while, they were discussing on what to have for dinner.

When it was all done Ethan grabbed a few things before kicking them out of the kitchen yet Hannah grabbed something red and round before leaving. Sasuke paused in his way to the living room after the others when he noticed what Hannah had.

"Where did you get that?" he asked as Hannah pointed to the kitchen before tossing him one. Sasuke didn't pause before taking a bite out of it as the others paused. It was one thing for them not to be spewing obscenities at each other but to be remotely friendly to each other?

They were pretty sure the world was ending.

Sasuke and Hannah stood with their backs to the counter eating whatever Hannah had grabbed for them. The juices spilling down their chins occasionally before they wiped them away as Naruto finally spoke.

"What are you eating?"

"Tomatoes." Sasuke responded making the word sound as though it was the most important thing in the world at that very moment as Hannah smirked a little at the tone.

"Well it's nice to know that I was right about the penguin!" Hannah said as Sasuke finished his tomato and turned an angry glare on the girl.

"Excuse me?" he hissed as Hannah smirked and opened her mouth when Ethan came back into the room dinner in his hands as he smiled at everyone.

"Pork chops!" he called happily as his sister raised a brow wondering how the hell had got done so fast.

They ate dinner at the table this time Ethan and Hannah joining them as they ate silently. Occasionally they would utter things to one another but no real conversations were held. Hannah herself was lost in deep thought while Ethan had food stuffed in his mouth constantly while the others didn't really have things to ask or say.

Expect Naruto that is….

"Who the hell was that crazy girl?" he asked as Hannah gave a small smirk yet it was Ethan who responded.

"That was Jin Hatake, don't ask about her last name, and she is the first friend Hannah's ever had. The second was Akemi who moved away and Erick who is very, very annoying!" Ethan grimaced as Sasuke smirked a bit as he brought his water up to his lips.

"I'm surprised she makes friends." he taunted as Hannah gave a small chuckle as she gestured to her neck.

"So am I." she said once Ethan poked it; he hadn't noticed she was talking before and hadn't asked so she didn't bother saying anything about it as Ethan nodded to his sisters words.

"You can talk for the rest of the night since you talked for most of the day." Ethan said as he jabbed her in the throat once more as Hannah smirked as she popped another piece of meat into her mouth.

"Thanks Ethel!" she muttered as Ethan froze his bangs falling in front of his eyes as Hannah snickered.

"What. Did. You. Call. Me?" he asked as Hannah smirked a little knowing she was going to be in for it but it had been a while since she had messed with her brother like this.

"I called you Ethel! Your nickname!" she said cheerfully as Sasuke sipped his water once more.

"I'm guessing he doesn't like that name."

"Oh he hates the name Penguin!" Hannah said as Sasuke turned a glare on her.

"What. The. Hell. Did. You. Call. Me?" he growled as he and Ethan sat at the table hands clenching their silverware their bangs hiding their faces and both of the boys were giving off a murderous air.

Hannah grinned knowing she was going to die but….

She apparently had a death wish.

"Ethel and Penguin sitting in a tree-"

"THAT'S IT!"

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" Ethan roared as Hannah scrambled from her seat and out the door Sasuke and Ethan hard on her heels as Sakura, Naruto, and Hinata blinked in astonishment while Gaara merely sipped his water.

"Well that escalated quickly."

"Should we-"

"No."

"But they-"

"No."

"H-Hannah-"

"Brought this on herself."

Silence issued until Hannah ran back into the room grabbing the rest of her meat off her plate before running down stairs. Ethan charged into the room growling as Sasuke's Sharingan spun trying hard to locate the girl they were chasing as they dashed downstairs. Hannah screamed something and after a loud bang ran, back upstairs her meat dangling from her mouth as Gaara drank the rest of his water while Ethan and Sasuke chased after her. Sakura, Hinata, and Naruto stared at Gaara as he merely shook his head.

"She'll be fine-" Crash! "… I think."

Yeah not my best and not quite as funny as I wanted it to be but it was already so long! XD So please be patient and I hope you enjoyed!
Hannah: I enjoyed it!
Sasuke: …
Me: Come on you had to enjoy at least one thing so far!
Sasuke: I enjoyed the tomatoes…
Me: Well if you all review then Sasuke shall get more tomatoes!
Sasuke: You all will review *Sharingan starts spinning*
Me: Stop it! *Hits Sasuke sees angry glare on his face*
Sasuke: You better start running.
Me: Well the next chapter is Truth or Dare! Well I hoped you enjoyed and-
Hannah: Um Sasuke is gone you may want to wrap this up and hide.
Me: … Well I'm going to die but until next time! XD Bye!