Kokoro: A Megaman and Vocaloid Story
Chapter 4: Worst Birthday Ever
Note* Sorry guys if I haven't been updating, I got packed with AP homework. Also any other character presented here hae their personality based on Robot Chicken and online parodies such as Sonic for Hire and e.t.c.
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It has been a year since Rin Kagamine's creation and Dr. Wily has invited the most strangest people to her party. Megaman also appeared, but was aiming his megabuster at Wily the whole time.
Dr. Wily: Jesus man, you are being such a party pooper, I didn't zry to conquer ze vorld at least. Give me some credit.
Megaman: Well let just say that this was Doctor Light's idea.
Dr. Wily: Zat, Mother F***er.
Then a strange elvish man appear, he wore a green tunic with some medieval gear on him, complete with a mail underneath his tunic, arm and leg guards and e.t.c. He had blue eyes, a brownish blond hair, and girly looks. His elvish ears makes hime look more girly.
Link: Hey hey hey daddy boy, how zit going?
Dr. Wily: Got a big dick in my anus.
Megaman: He's just joking.
Link: Ooh, you got yourself a bomber.
Megaman: What, I'm not gay for him.
Link: Okay okay, whatever you say, I know this party is for a little robot girl, but I brought some MARGARITAS!
Everyone in the party then shouted: MARGARITAS, MARGARITAS, MARGARITAS!
Rin apparently stares at everybody, confused about how to party and the whole MARGARITAS!
MARGARITAS, MARGARITAS, MARGARITAS!
Rin only just repeated the words silently.
A man in a Spartian suit from Halo appears to the little robot.
Master Chief: Oh hi there little girl. My name is Master Chief.
Rin: Konichiwa, my name is Rin Kagamine.
Master Chief now very excited: Oh such happy happy day that its your birthday, I got you a present.
The Spartian present her a big gun with a bunch of bullets, rockets, grenades, and a bow attached to it.
Master Chief: This here is a new model that is suppose to be every single gun combine into one. I manage to get ths one for you.
Rin: Arigatou.
Rin place the big gun and place it next to her.
Rin: Master Chief san, what's the purpose of giving presents in a birthday party?
Master Chief: Consider it a prize for surviving another year.
A anthromorphic fox appeared. He looks like a fox with orange-brown fur, wearing a flight jacket with tight pants and boots. He appears to also have some sort of communication device on his head. He appeared holding a glass of MARGARITAS!
MARGARITAS, MARGARITAS, MARGARITAS!
Fox McCloud: Hey Chief, feeling alright.
Master Chief: I'm perfectly fine.
Fox McCloud: Doesn't seem like it, you're usually serious and talked way more cooler than right now.
Master Chief: Well I'm telling you MOTHA AHHH... Trucker that I am F... Fudging fine. Fu.. I mean uh what should I say?
Fox: Dude, just calm down.
Rin: Its okay to use profanity in front of me, the doctor always does that.
Master Chief: F*** YEAH MOTHER F***ER, NO NEED TO BE A F***IN PUSSY NO MORE!
Then a big Russian man stomped into the conversation. He had a red shirt with a vest over it, and a bunch of bullets as a sash. He had tight boots and pants like Fox and is also holding a gigantic gun like Master Chief previously except its a minigun.
Heavy: Oh its a little puny baabi girl.
Rin: Actually, I'm a robot that is designed to act as a daughter to Dr. Wily.
Heavy: I can tell the difference between mann and machine and you look nothing like machine. Also, I'm the Heavy's Weapons Guy.
Rin: I do contradict, I am in fact a...
Heavy: Oh look, the little baabi is pretending to be a machine. That's not what I'm here for, I here to give to bigger and better gun that piece of GAABAGE! AH HA HA HA!
Heavy handed over the minigun that has a bow on it to little Rin, she simply held onto it and placed it next to Master Chief's present.
Heavy: So what do you think? This girl can shoot
Master Chief: OH F*** NO, YOU DID NOT JUST F***IN SAID THAT!
Heavy: I just did.
Master Chief jumped and landed on Heavy as they both fought it out with a fist fight.
Fox looking at Rin: Uhh, gotta go and the name's Fox.
Rin is left staring at her own birthday party.
Rin said to herself: What is the purpose of celebrating? Is it for my birth? Why am I born? What purpose do I have for this world?
...
Dr. Wily: For ze last zime, I'm not gay with Megaman.
Link: Hmm Hmm, look wrinkles, you don't seem to convince me, you two got some chemistry.
Megaman: OK, just want to get this off my system, don't you have a princess in your game.
Link: Oh Zelda, cheeses rice, she not into me neither am I into her. I get paid to f*** her. If you want a straight Link, go talk to Toon Link over there.
Link point a more younger and cartoony version of him hanging out with a cartoony version of Zelda. Toon Link stared at Link, looked offended.
Link got surprised: Hey, they like told me that your not going to be here.
Toon Link bended down and got upset and left. Toon Zelda was about to leave, but was crushed by the fight between Heavy and Master Chief.
Megaman: Wait, so you're not in a relationship with Zelda and she's single.
Link: O.M.G., do I have to repeat myself?!
Megaman: Uh, I got some buisness to handle.
Dr. Wily: Your going zo meet Zelda, aren't you.
Megaman: Pretty much.
The Blue Bomber dashed quickly to find Zelda leaving Wily alone with Link.
Link: Ya know, you may got age in the way, but that won't stop me.
Dr. WIly: Eww, just no.
Dr. Wily left in disgust and Link felt offended.
Link: Fine, be that way.
The hero of time looked around and spotted Fox. The anthromorphic fox spotted the elvish man and looked shocked.
Fox: Oh f***.
...
Rin walked around and met up with the people in the party. Unlike Heavy, Master Chief or Fox, these people either flirt with her or complement about how cute she looks while pulling onto her cheeks. Rin walked passed these people and tries to find her creator.
She is still confused about how to celebrate her own birthday party. All she knows is that its a celebration of one's birth once a year and the person would age, everyone would sing and have cake and presents.
These thoughts kept racing in her mind until she heard an explosion. She quickly faced at a wall that was destroyed and saw a black robot with a strange looking helmet and purple marks on his face. He had some yellow on the edges of his armor and helmet. Beside him is a viscious looking purple wolf-like dog that growls and stared directly to Rin.
Rin just stands there, trying to look shock, but since she has no heart, she doesn't express it so much. She tries to tip toe to get the guns that was given to her as a present, but the black robot's buster shot in front of her. Signaling that she as no where to run.
The Black Robot: So you're Wily's newest creation, the one he bragged in Megaman 2: The Power Fighters.
Rin: Are you referring to Zero?
The Black Robot: So that's your name, Zero.
Rin: Actually its Rin Kagamine.
The Black Robot: Don't play dumb with me.
Link screamed in the back: Hey, your such a party pooper, I was just enjoying my margarita and you just came here and ruined everything, God!
The Black Robot: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Dr. Wily came in front.
Dr. Wily: Bass, hey, how it been?
Bass: Nothing much, been hearing that you been building an ultimate robot that I will annihilate her and prove to you that I'm your master creation.
Dr. Wily: And it zoo you a few years just to get me.
Bass: Hey, its not my fault that nobody told me about your new address and that you kept this place a secret.
Dr. Wily: Oh sorry zat I'm zrying zo be hiding from ze cops.
Bass: Anywho, time to f*** up Zero.
Dr. Wily: Zat's not Zero.
Bass: What?!
Dr. Wily: Zero is right there.
Wily is pointing at a capsule that is fogged up. Bass walked to it and try to get a better look. He only saw a small part of blond hair and red armor. Bass does not look surprised.
Bass: Oh really, your just gonna make another me, but with hair.
Wily: Not just zat, but a cooler version of you zat will get ze ladies and be ze most favorite characters in ze Megaman X series!
Bass: Bull Shit!
Wily: Can ve just continue ze party?
Another wall exploded, revealing another robot, but is red with a yellow scarf. His thick black shades shines as he slowly walks and aims his buster at Rin.
Wily: Oh you got zo be shitting me.
To be continued...