The treasure was in his hands, at last one night with no interruptions, it looked like everything would run smoothly. The thief was about to leave when he heard footsteps approaching. "You're not gonna stop me tonight, Krad!" stated the dark winged phantom thief, Dark.

"You're absolutely right," he replied.

With this the thief gave a rather confused look, "So you're just gonna let me go? No fight, what's the deal?"

Krad stepped forward, "I now see the truth."

"What are you babblin' about?"

"That you and I…"

"Get on with it!"

"WE SHOULD BE LOVERS!!!!!"

An entire moment of silence passed them until, "uhhh I don't think so."

Yaoi Note: Chapter 4

'Tonight's top story, a rather strange global phenomenon has occurred. In just one month the entire world's population of homosexuals, has increased 10; making 20 of all men around the world, homosexual. A national survey, taken by the same people, the same time monthly shows the sudden increase. However we do know that the majority of the incidents are occurring in Japan. Now our next story, Mercury poisoning and you—'

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"Why did you shut it off Ritsuka? Are you sleepy?" asked the blond.

"No, its just strange, I mean, who cares if there are more gay men running around." His ears went down, "I don't see why it matters."

"Now now Ritsuka, are you afraid that I will sway from you and chase after another?"

The child blushed, it was true, they had been together for almost a year now, but were still as apart as ever. "Soubi…"

"Yes Ritsuka?"

His cheeks darkened and his heart began to pound, "Its nothing."

"Ritsuka," Soubi cooed as he took him by the hand, "I live for you and only you, I love you."

The older man leaned forward, just as their lips touched; Ritsuka pulled away "Soubi!"

"What's wrong, I thought that's what you wanted," his voice remained calm and soothing. But his eyes were sharp and full of something Ritsuka could not recognize. Was Soubi teasing him like he always did, would he find another one to whom he could say 'I love you' and leave Ritsuka behind? His eyes brimmed with tears, he did the first thing he could think of, he grabbed Soubi's cheeks and pulled him into a fiery kiss. As they pulled away their expressions did not change.

"Ritsuka, if you were going to kiss me anyways why did you stop me before?"

"Soubi," his voice shook, the tears were almost spilling down his cheeks, "don't leave me, please Soubi, don't leave, I command you not to leave!"

He embraced the boy, "Ritsuka, you're just a child." Ritsuka shook in Soubi's arms, was that all Soubi thought of him, 'just a child'. "I love you, Ritsuka. No one can interfere with that."

"Say it again."

"No one—"

"No, the part before that."

"I love you." A slight grin spread across his face and Ritsuka's tears vanished. Their next kiss was full of even more passion then the last. Soubi lied down on the couch with Ritsuka on top. Breathless, the two pulled away, Soubi ran his fingers through Ritsuka's hair, making him almost purr. "I love you Ritsuka."

He smiled for a moment but then his expression grew serious. "Then show me."

"What?" Soubi blinked a few times, his calm expression suddenly very confused.

"Show me that you love me."

"Ritsuka, you're still only a chi—"

He stood up angrily, "Damn it Soubi, you said you'd always obey me. I'm commanding you to show me right here right now!"

"But Ritsuka—"

"Baka, make love to me!"

After regaining some sense of calm, he stood up and answered with a kiss. He pulled back slowly and glided his tongue down Ritsuka's neck. "S-soubi," he purred.

"I can not deny you, Ritsuka, I love you," gently he guided Ritsuka to the floor, continuing to lick and nibble all the spots that felt good. Minutes passed as if they were hours, Soubi's touches were all so new and intoxicating to Ritsuka. The room was so warm and heavy, the air was stifling.

"It's so warm in here, help me out Soubi," Ritsuka was too high on euphoria to remove his clothes on his own. Soubi couldn't help but smile, Ritsuka was just so shy and adorable. First the shirt, then the pants, and then the socks, "Take yours off too, Soubi." He did as he was commanded; only he took everything off. Ritsuka's eyes widened at Soubi's size, still not fully grown himself.

"Ritsuka, if you're scared we can stop."

Ritsuka took hold of Soubi's shaft and began to pump, "No, I want this now." Soubi's eyes widened. He couldn't help but moan, Ritsuka's hands may have been small but his skin was very soft. Shivers ran up the older man's spin as he tried to hold himself back for Ritsuka's sake.

Soubi trailed his fingers down Ritsuka's front; he slowly pulled down the only piece of clothing that was keeping them apart now. Since he still hadn't reached sexual maturity, Soubi wasn't sure how long Ritsuka would last, he decided to try and make it as enjoyable as he could for his sacrifice.

They were both ready and Soubi had been holding back long enough, he flipped the boy onto his stomach. All of the muscles in Ritsuka's body tensed up, Soubi could sense the boy's apprehension and placed a trail of kisses down his neck. "Ritsuka, I'll try to avoid hurting you the best that I can, just relax," his voice was gentle and able to calm him a little bit.

He started with just one finger, waiting for Ritsuka to loosen a bit before inserting another, "Gahh Soubi, what are you doing?!"

"Preparing you, so that it will hurt less, do you trust me?"

"…yes."

The sentouki continued working and relaxing the boy. He relished in the moans coming from Ritsuka, he slipped his other hand underneath Ritsuka's stomach and felt a cold, wetness. He knew it wouldn't be long now until Ritsuka was spent, without wasting anymore time, he thrust slowly into Ritsuka.

"GAHH!"

"I know it hurts, just try to get used to it," they both lay motionless until Ritsuka gave Soubi the signal to move. Starting slowly he thrust in and out, with each thrust he continued to go deeper and deeper. Soon Ritsuka was letting out pleasured moans, he completely spilled his seed onto the floor, but Soubi wasn't finished just yet. He pulled out and flipped Ritsuka onto his back and continued from that angle, picking up speed until he was able to fire his into Ritsuka. He collapsed next to Ritsuka, panting heavily.

"Soubi, I love you."

"…thank you, Ritsuka."

A rather odd looking man sits in a hotel room, with the Japanese police. In his hand is a joint, he takes a puff.

"Ryuzaki!" the chief of police spoke up.

"Mmm, what is it?"

"Well its just I know you're helping us with the Kira case and all, but that doesn't mean you get to use illegal substances in our presence."

He takes another hit, "I don't see the big problem, it's not like I'm using any of the other narcotics that are in this hotel room."

"You mean you've got other substances in here?" the chief asked.

"Gotta make a little extra money somehow; normally I wouldn't be doing this sorta thing but you all are familiar saying 'high off your own supply'." With that the chief took the joint away from L and slapped his wrist.

"There will be none of that, try to act more professional."

"Right, well right now I'm over-worked, over-tired, and under-fucked what am I supposed to do?"

"I suppose a paid vacation is in order."

"Sounds good to me."

"I was planning on asking my son to look into this outbreak of homosexuality, just because it seems unusual. I'd like you to accompany him."

"Doesn't really sound much like a case and more like a get-away, I'll do it," with that he got up to pack his case.

After he left the room, one of the other officers spoke up, "Hey boss?"

"Yes?"

"How much do you think he's charging for some of that?"

Chief Yagami simply shook his head and sighed.

Meanwhile, a certain bishonen being fallowed by a Shinigami was hard at work.

"Hey Light, how long are you going to stay up writing names in the Death Note, and why are you writing down so many?" asked Ryuk.

"I've been asked to par-take in an all-new assignment, it would be really strange if people stopped dieing while I was investigating. And besides that, my father is sending L with me as a break from the Kira case, and so I don't get into trouble since I may have to travel," he casually retorted.

"Oh so this L guy's going to get involved, it must be something huge, "he bit into an apple.

"OH MY GOD THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING!" Saia exclaimed after swallowing.

Haru laughed, "It's just a banana, Saia," then she continued to write more names in the note.

"Oh the things you humans take for granted, it is amazing." He whipped his mouth, "Can I have another?"

She hands him another banana, "I don't know if I should call you creepy or pathetic right now."

All of a sudden, the window in her room bursts open and a huge gust of wind fills the room.

"HEY SAIA!!!!!!!" a young man with black wings, shoulder-length dirty blond hair, tight leather short shorts, and tight leather tank top flies in the window and glomp tackles Saia to the ground.

"And just what the hell are you doing here?" an annoyed Saia asks.

"Is that anyway to greet me after all we've been through?!" the strange boy asks, still not noticing Haru closing the window and reorganizing the papers that flew around. "The nights have been so cold without you; I looked everywhere for you and then finally someone told me you were in the human world."

"Maybe I didn't want you to find me."

"Don't tell me that you've found a human who's more fun then me TT" he begins to sob. "You –sniff- hate –sniff- me don't –sniff- you, Saia, whaaaa!"

Annoyed and frustrated Saia embraces the boy, "Calm down, I don't hate you."

"Really, Sai-kun?"

"Really," he gazes deeply into the blond's eyes.

A lustful look lingers in the boy's eyes, "Saia, were you lonely too?"

"…yeah, a little."

"uhhhh Saia," the little one places a gentle kiss on Saia's lips and slowly moves his hand downwards…

"Alright enough is enough this is turning me on wayyy too much!"

The two seem to break out of their trance, "Who's this and why can she see us, Sai?"

"I'm guessing you're his Ukegami?"

"Whaa!" he jumps up and points at Haru, "How do you know what we are, don't tell me you've got Sai's yaoi note!?"

"You mean this?" she holds up the open yaoi note.

"What the--- there's so many names in it! I've never seen one this full, and this is only one week's worth of entries!"

"What is your name, Ukegami-san?"

The Ukegami composes himself and gives an irritated look, "My name's Vilg, and you, Haru," he pauses and points at her, "are my rival."

I can't believe I actually kept my promise and waited a week. And its longer too XD

Thanks to everyone who requested Soubi and Ritsuka, next chapter there will be some Shuichi/Yuki action. That's my first really "detailed" yaoi so I hope it didn't put anyone to sleep or anything bad like that. It really is hard to put the whole motion of it into words…

So are there any Al Bhed speakers out there? Vilg is an Al Bhed word so go play FFX or FFX-2, I think they say it near the beginning of the second one, if I remember correctly. It's a pun, because in chapter one Saia said all Ukegami are horny as hell.

Well until next week,

Swirly