Okay, I know it's been a while since I uploaded the last chapter. Gomen nasai! I was a little busy eating chocolates.. But seriously, I was really busy. I believe that it's better late than never. So here it is... Please enjoy reading the way I enjoyed typing every word in this chapter.

*EATING ICE CREAM*

I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA AND I NEVER WILL... EVER

CHAPTER 4: Oni-chan

The smoke now is totally gone. All are looking at the young male Yato standing in front of them. His smirk shows his confidence plus arrogance. He's twirling his purple umbrella with his right hand. Then another one fell out of no where. Yes people, it's Abuto.

"Captain" he said...

Kamui just gave him a sweet smile... Then turned to face the others.

"What the fuck are you doing here, Kamui bastard? And you brought your puppy with you." Gintoki asked the young Yato

Abuto almost wanna smash Gintoki's face for insulting him but he managed to calm himself which is amazing by the way.

"I came here to join the party, you good-for-nothing samurai!" Kamui answered while glaring at Sougo.

"Who the hell is this douche bag, Danna?" Okita asked raising a brow but still having his dead-fish-like eyes sticking like shit at Kamui. "He's staring at me like a faggot fantasizing my amazingness".

Kamui just gave him his super duper amazing smile. Kagura then faced her older brother. "He's Kamui, my super poor-excuse of a big brother" she said still staring at her brother. Sougo looked at Kagura's oh so pale face. Her face is so pale that I don't think I should still call it her face. Kamui just flashed a smile at her. Kagura took her umbrella and slowly, very slowly, in the most dramatic way she stood up.

"What? You wanna fight?" Kamui still smiling

"Well that depends you worthless brother!" she answered with a bored tone pointing her umbrella at her older brother.

Kamui then gave them his creepiest smile ever! He looked like Penny Wise from the movie "IT" in a Kamui way which I assume is still awesome. Then he faced his good-for-nothing-bald father. "So baldy," he said then turned to glare at Sougo.. "Who's the fucking bastard who polluted my dear Kagura's innocence?"

Kagura's eyes widen. "Shit! How the hell did Kamui know about this?". She's pretty sure that she didn't inform Kamui. "This is bad!" He might kill the sadist, brutally. She then looked at Sougo. Okita looked like he's burning. Kagura smiled. She knows that kind of look from the sadist.

"So you're here to kick my gorgeous ass." Okita said with a smirk on his face. Kamui glared even more.

"First of all, China isn't innocent at all. Everyone knows that." Okita added giving Kagura a glance. "Second, I didn't pollute anything, I kissed your monstrous younger sister "

Kamui's eyes widen. He can't believe this! That insolent fool! This fucking bastard is so confident and shamelessly said that he abused Kamui's younger sister in front of him and his worthless father. He can't take this! This so-called "HUMAN" kissed his sister! His dearest Kagura was heartlessly abused! Humiliated, violated! Kamui's aura bursted with murderous intent. Kamui looked as if he's a mother bear witnessing her cub being torn apart by hunters. He wanted to kick this asshole's sorry ass and make him regret he was born! Kamui charged... He swayed his killer umbrella targeting Okita's vital point. Okita, as expected from the First Division Shinsengumi Captain dodged Kamui's deadly attack. Kamui smirked. "This God damn bastard is good!". He's having fun as he attack Okita more. Faster and stronger attacks was being thrown at Okita. It were deadly attacks. The fact that Okita's bleeding, he knew the fact that one wrong move and he's dead for sure. Kamui almost lost to his boiling blood when his full-force blow was blocked by an umbrella and another umbrella was pointing at his adorable face. Yes, his beloved sister and his good-for-nothing-baldy-father stopped his source of enjoyment. Okita is panting. "Damn! This kamui is insanely strong!" Okita told himself. Kamui glared at his father.

"What do you think you're doing?" He asked then turned to his beloved sister. "You should stay out of this!"

"Save it for later" Umibouzu said glaring at Kamui. "We'll kick his motherfucker's ass later. We will stick to our tradition" The old Yato added while putting his weapon down.

"You can't just attack randomly Kamui-ni. You should aim for the arteries." Kagura lectured while putting her murder weapon down.

"What the hell is that Kagura? Do you really wanna kill Okita-san?" let's give the megane a line...

"Shut up Megane!" she yelled

"She's right Shin, If you attack someone, make sure they won't be able to stand and fight!" Gin added

"What the hell..." another line for the megane

Okita then stood up. Slowly... Very slowly... He looked at Kamui. "This guy deserves respect" he said to himself. Kamui didn't even have a scratch while Okita got some cuts and bruises. Not to mention he's God-damn exhausted. The young Yato didn't even look he wasted a sweat on him. He watch the three Yatos as Kagura and Umibouzu yells non-stop at eachother while Kamui's between them. He saw Kamui turned to see him. Okita's ready for anything. Okita's eyes are inviting Kamui to come. "C'mon, attack if you want to". Kamui just smirked. Okita was so disappointed.

"Scared now... Kamui-ni?" He said loud enough to be heard by everyone.

Kamui's eyes darken. Kagura and Umibouzu stopped fighting after hearing Okita's arrogance. Kagura looked at her older brother. Umibouzu's eyes darken as well.

"Who the fuck do you think you are to call me Kamui-ni you fucking bastard?" Kamui charged but Kagura and Abuto held him.

"You god damn arrogant bastard have to die!" Umibouzu can't stay calm any longer. "This ends tonight!"

Umibouzu attacked Okita targeting his vital points again. Okita, as expected, managed to dodge the coming horror of his life. Umibouzu, still mad, attacked Okita even more. He kicked the bastard in the stomach. Okita used his sword to lessen the impact.

"Same attack won't work on me, Papi"

"Oh you will fucking die tonight!" Umibouzu yelled at the young human as he attack Okita mercilessly.

Okita barely dodged but still got hit from the impact. As if Umibouzu used *1* Hakki.

"SHit!" Okita cursed. He could barely stand. Umibouzu saw this chance to murder the fucking arrogant sadist so he charged to attack. Umibouzu swung his umbrella of death when another umbrella stopped his plus an umbrella pointing at his neck.

"I didn't expect this from you Kamui" Umibouzu said

"That fucking asshole is mine" Kamui answered.

"Well that's disgusting oni-chan! I didn't thought that you are..." He wasn't able to continue since Kagura bashed his face on the ground.

"Stop your idiotic game, sadist! You'll die early asshole!"

"How sweet, china! Next time, please be gentle to your husband" he said with a deadpan voice,

"Why this insolent fool!" Umibouzu almost kicked Sougo but failed since Kagura stopped him.

Okita smiled with pride. Kamui went near him. He just looked at Kamui with his bored look. Kamui punched his stomach. Yeah! It hurt as hell. Okita knelled down because of the pain he's feeling. It felt like he's got hit by a 10 wheeler truck. Kagura smiled looking at him. "You're getting weaker, sadist"

"In your dreams, china." he said as he force himself to stand "I let him do that"

Kamui just smirked.

"yeah right, sadist" Kagura looked at him unconvinced.

Gintoki and Shinpachi helped Okita.

"Hey brat!" Umibouzu yelled

Okita turned to the old Yato

"Next week, you'll face hell. better be ready" the old baldy warned him

"Anytime, Papi" smirking

Umibouzu almost killed Okita as he bashed the young man's body.

REFERENCE:

*1* Hakki: One piece

"Hi wa mata noboru"

I just finished reading the latest chapter of gintama and I tell you, it was worth the wait! God it was so good! You better read it now!

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