Authors note: OOOOH YOUR GONNA STAB ME IN THE FACE FOR NOT UPDATING THIS FOR SO LONG! And ya know what. I don't blame ya for it. Because after this is posted your probably gonna be like "OMG ITS UPDATED" and then come to this here sad excuse of an authors note. Then you will go into a fit of rage and have to be sealed by a small necklace that keeps you from getting angry or something. (LoL, your all Broly's now)

Anyway here's a small OVA since I haven't updated for a million years. And everybody's favorite little girl Ushio will appear in it. That's right folks! This takes place in what id call the epilogue of the story. No huge spoiler's should be in this as long as you know the ending to the actual Naruto manga. So enjoy!

Me no own Naruto, Clannad, Dbz or to love ru

(Naruto's big dango family OVA 1)

A young girl was walking down the streets of konoha with a paint bucket in hand. She was also wearing one of her dads old jumpsuits to set the mood.
Being that her dad's to busy being the 7th hokage someone needed to take up the pranking in konoha. Sadly konohamaru turned into an Iruka when he grew up so He's out of the question for prankster. This gives the spot for #1 prankster of konoha to none other than Ushio Uzumaki Namikaze.

Currently she was painting up the hokage face's, well except for grandpa and dad's. She also was a bit lenient on the third's face since her father liked him so much.
as she finished painting a big ol "UNLUCKY" on granny Tsunade's face she moved over to Minato and painted a tv sized heart and put "Grandpa" inside it, then did the same for Naruto but put "Dad" instead. As she was getting ready to leave she heard someone land on the side of the mountain.

"USHIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Konohamaru Sarutobi yelled using Iruka's old big head jutsu. She simply looked over to him and replied. "Im taking daddies place as #1 prankster."
After hearing that Konohamaru sighed.

"Ushio you cant just paint the hokage mountain... The way you've done it is all wrong! You cant just leave Minato and Naruto little hearts you need to go all out!" Ushio stared wide eyed as Konohamaru explained why her prank isn't so efficient as it could be. Perhaps she was wrong about him being a complete Iruka. "Also I do like the icha-icha under Kakashi's face, the smiling eye also gives it character. But you were to lenient on the sandaime! Only one monkey butt drew on him!? That's blasphemy. And what's with the blonde hair?"

Ushio blinked after he finished talking. Then she realized she had been asked something. "Sandaime ji-ji's hair is blonde is because he's a super saiyan."

Konohamaru grew a confused look at this. "A super saiyan?"

Ushio then pointed towards the hokage tower where i giant statue of a white and purple alien thing was. "yeah, so he can go and deck Freezer in the shnozz."

Konohamaru simply sweat dropped. "you've been watching Shonen jump anime again haven't you?"

Ushio simply nodded her head and replied. "Don't worry it isn't Ecchi like To love ru Was. Although Bolt keeps watching it anyway even though you and papa told us not to. I think he's like Jiraiya."
Konohamaru simply nodded. "Yeah I'll have to talk to Bolt about that. Anyway you clean this up now before your father gets here."

"Oh its way too late for that Kono." a voice called out from somewhere.

Konohamaru stiffened and said. "Uhhh, lord hokage... i was just telling her to clean up after a strict lecture." From atop Minatos head Naruto jumped down to meet them.

"Cut the crap Konohamaru. We all know you were giving her pointers. By the way Ushi-chan nice super saiyan ji-ji over there." Naruto said.

Ushio giggled and then pointed at the hokage tower. "Did you see the Freezer yet daddy! Ji-ji's gonna deck him in the shcnozz!"

Naruto looked behind him and laughed out loud at the perfect copy of Freiza on the hokage tower. "i bet Ji-Ji will sweetey. And afterword's he'll go find the dragon balls to wish for a cure to paperwork." he said.

"I guess i got to clean the mountain now..." Ushio said sad that her work will be erased. Naruto kneeled down and pat her head.

"Don't worry Ushi. I've already taken a picture of it. And the Freezer can stay. We'll just move him from the hokage tower to a large park." Naruto said.

Ushio's face lit up in joy after hearing Freezer will at least be around and that a picture was taken of the mountain. And with that her and her father began to clean the mountain. Afterword's they went home to greet Nagisa and then kick Bolt's ass for watching pervy anime when he was told not to.

(Ova end)

Hope the tiny Ova will help you in the wait for the next chapter. Once again i understand if you bust through my door one day screaming my name and shooting green energy blasts at me. Anyways ill see you guys next chapter!

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