Harry sat up front, staring into the mirror happily. Watching him be with his happy, healthy parents. It wasn't long until
"Ah, you found this piece of trash." Harry jumped up and saw Murdoc in black boots and underwear. Surprisingly, he didn't smell like alcohol.
"The Mirror of Erised, makes you see anything you desire most in life. It was this exact mirror where I saw fame and glory for being a musician. A place where I could finally get away from my abusive father, mean school, and wretched life...people have gone mad to get what they want. I simply robbed a keyboard store to get the glorious life I wanted...I bet you see your parents, yes?" Harry nodded awkwardly, not wanting to talk to his alcoholic ex-Headmaster. Murdoc sat in front of the mirror and said
"'Arry, you must know before I leave that you will make your parents proud. So very proud of all you do for others and Hogwarts especially. There will be many questions you'll have in the future about yourself and your quests and I don't think you want to hear 'em from me. Visit my good old friend: Albus Dumbledore. He'll get you ready for the disasters you'll face in life." Murdoc handed a piece of paper that said Dumbledore's address.
"Th-thank you...I guess? Sir-"
"I'm not your Headmaster anymore, call me Murdoc."
"You're so much happier and calmer."
"Because I get to leave this dump, leave all the screaming children, NEVER BE CALLED A PICKLE AGAIN, HA HA~"
"Murdoc, what about the other band members?"
"That's another thing, we're going back into music! Leaving this horrible dimension forever! Whoo hoo~ The person that put us here is worse than the Devil himself."
"So 2D will be alright?"
"Ah, I'll be fine." A voice said from behind.
"What the bloody 'ell-how did you get here?!" 2D shrugged with a smile and said
"I guess I'm ~magic~"
"Of course you're magic, we're in bloody Hogwarts, for crying out loud! Go get packed and get Russel and Noodle ready to leave!" 2D left to fulfill the command after Murdoc threatening him.
"Uh, Murdoc, before you go, what do you see in the Mirror of Erised?" Murdoc stared into the mirror and said softly
"I see nothing. I already have my wonderful music life, beloved by millions, and I actually have...friends, for the first time ever."
"What?"
"I said I see myself as the king of 'ell with demon chicks by my side. Livin' the satanic life~" Murdoc lied to protect his reputation. Well, he and the rest of the band members said goodbye to Harry Potter and the author putted them back in their original world. That didn't turn out so well...ah, well, maybe they'd be better in Lord of the Rings…