-Authors/Authoresses note-
Finally Chapter 4 is finished. This chapter took longer than expected to update, and I apologize for that. I know you guys, and girls, were waiting since chapter two to find out what happened to team Kurenai, and the wait is worth it, I Hope. Enjoy laughing at Kurenai, Kiba, Hinata and Shino. I have taken some suggestions you guys have suggested in your reviews. Special thanks to Adngo714 for his\her suggestion. As for Jirraya, you will have to wait. I don't want to rush that part, as its going to be classic. Please review. Thank you.
Naruto's New Jutsu, Gender Twister no Jutsu.
CHAPTER TWO- TEAM 8 IS NOT HAPPY.
Kiba was trying to speak, but she couldn't get any words out. Shino just looked at them and shook her head. Kurenai started to realize what Shino had said. "Naruto! I'm going to kill that child. Why can't Kakashi train him to be a normal ninja? When I get my hands on those two, I'm going to make them experience the worst Genjutsu I have. Shino felt a shiver go up her spine. Kurenai had quite a few scary Genjutsu.
Hinata woke up and saw a strange man looking down at him. "Who are you?" he asked shyly. The man sighed and replied in a slightly familiar voice. "It's me, Kurenai. Naruto did something to us." Hinata suddenly remembered why she fainted to begin with. She looked at her teammates. Kiba was a small, agile girl with long, shaggy hair and little red heart tattoos on her cheeks. Kiba wore the same clothes as usual, except in a more feminine way. Shino was the exact same, except a few centimeters shorter, and wore a green skirt over her pants. Her jacket bulged outwards slightly. Kiba's jacket didn't. Must mean Kiba was a flat chested girl.
Hinata still couldn't believe that man was Kurenai. He had white Shinobi pants, bare chest except for bandages covering both arms and the left half of his chest. Short, Spiky black hair with red eyes completed the head. The most surprising thing about Kurenai was the lack of anything feminine. Hinata looked down at himself. "I look like Neji, don't I?" Shino turned her head and looked at her previously female teammate. "Mostly, though your hair is shorter and you are wearing a different colour." Hinata sighed. Why can't she be herself for once? Why douse she always have to be so similar to her cousin?
"This isn't permanent, right? Because my sister is going to kill me if she found out. I'd never live this down." Akamaru yelped in laughter in Kiba's distress. Kurenai looked at her 'Twisted' genin and heard a noise from her stomach. "How about we go and eat something before we report to Tsunade? I'll pay. We can go to that BBQ place as only Asuma's team goes there around this time of day, and I don't think they are back from their mission yet. Afterwards we can catch Naruto and have a little fun." Kurenai got an evil grin as she thought up who knows what. "Naruto-kun!" (This from a horrified Hinata, hoping that Kurenai wouldn't hurt her Naruto-kun too much.)
Shino thought about it for a bit, and then nodded. "That's sounds okay. Is that alright with you, Tsunade-Sama?" Tsunade just took a sip from her Sake bottle and nodded. "Alright. Go ahead and have lunch. I can wait for the report a while longer." All heads, except Shino's, turned towards the figure standing in the doorway of her office. Tsunade looked at the four shinobi standing in the hallway and laughed. "You want some sake, Kurenai? I think you might need it or else Naruto will be in hospital for a week."
Eventually team eight left the Hokage and walked to the BBQ restaurant. "She has only been here for a few weeks and already drinking on the job. What has Konoha come to?" The genin listened to their sensei's words, but chose not to comment. They knew that an angry Kunoichi, even one whom wasn't one at the moment, was something that even the great Sannin couldn't handle. After all who hasn't heard the story of how Tsunade held Orochimaru by the tongue while she hit him. And how she gave Jirraya drugs to weaken him before that exact fight. Of cause this was said by Jirraya towards some women he was flirting with, and then they spread it to everyone else, so who knows how much of it was true.
"Choji, you ate my piece again." Ino growled as she saw Choji put the last piece of meat in his mouth. "No one can have the last piece." This from a munching Choji as he smiled at a steaming Ino. "Give it a rest Ino. Weren't you on a diet anyway?" Shikamaru lay back in his chair, not waiting for Ino to answer him. She turned to shout at him when she saw someone behind him. "Hey, that Hyuuga kid looks cool. Shikamaru, you know him?" Shikamaru looked at the white eyed, short haired boy and shook his head. He didn't recognize any of them. The Sensei was quite menacing. The Hyuuga guy looked like he was from the main branch, but that was unlikely as he would have recognized him if he was. That girl with the heart tattoos on her cheeks looked troublesome. He wasn't going to get involved. Too much drama.
Ino sighed as she got up. "Can't rely on any of you. I'll be back now." Ino wanted to freshen up before she approached the Hyuuga kid. She didn't want to smell of Choji and meat. 'Those two were so annoying. Where was Asuma-sensei when you needed him?' Ino was so preoccupied in her thoughts, that she didn't notice Shino as she bumped into him going into the restroom. "Sorry, Shino. Wasn't looking where I was going." Shino mumbled some apology and continued walking. 'At least shino has manners. Why can't Shikamaru and Choji be more like him? I admit the sunglasses and the insects are creepy, but…' "Why was Shino in the girls restroom?"
Shikamaru put his hands on his head as he heard Ino shout out her question. Why were girls so loud? He had already figured out what had happened when he saw Shino join her team and leave. The similarities between the original team 8 and this new team 8 were so obvious. Unbelievable perhaps, but still obvious. "Choji, let's not annoy Naruto for a while, after all, he is the only one dumb enough to do this." Choji looked at his best friend as if he had lost his mind. "Is this related to what Ino was screaming about?" Shikamaru nodded and Choji got back to his chips.
-Authors\Authoresses note.-
That's the end of chapter four. Sorry it took so long to update, I was busy and my internet connection was giving me problems, still is actually. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and are looking forward to chapter 5. Next chapter is called -Return to the Village- and will have team 7, team 8 and Gai-sensei. Please review and continue reading. Thank you. FrozenShadowWolf out.