Severus Snape
10. Discover a potion he hasn't heard of and insist you take him through step by step how to make it, speaking in a condescending voice.
9. Ask him if he's a bitter old man because of the fact that Harry Potter's mommy broke his heart.
8. Gather a large crowd around him and convince them that he really is a bat animagus. Poke him with a stick when he doesn't perform.
7. After he tells someone off, clap and shout 'young wizards these days, eh Sev?'
6. Remind him firmly after seeing Draco Malfoy leave his office that 'student-teacher relationships are firmly forbidden'.
5. Whenever he shakes his head or flicks his hair, shout 'Yay, it's snowing!'
4. Sing 'I'm A Barbie Girl' continuously through your potions class. If possible, ask Harry Potter to be Ken and Hermione Granger to be Barbie. Ask Neville Longbottom to sing backup.
3. After he touches your stirring spoon in Potions, take it away from him and wipe the handle on your robes pointedly.
2. When he tells you to add an ingredient to your potion, refuse and moan about 'using precious materials for trivial matters'.
1. Doodle all over your Potions homework. 'I Heart Harry Potter' is particularly effective.
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