Twisted Entertainment Chapter 4!


Yachiru: Can I do the disclaimer? Huh? Can I?

MC: Sure!

Yachiru: Master Bleach doesn't own Bleach or any of its characters!

Mc: Nice work! Also did you know that if you hit Yammy in the head with your Zanpaktou, candy comes out?

Yachiru: Really?-rushes off to hit Yammy

Yammy: Ouch!-getting hit in the head by Yachiru


Last Time, we found out that Uryru and Nemu were dating, and that Malyuri wanted a grandchild? (O.o)Also Kenpachi and Byakuya had to dress as Yachiru and in a Chappy suit, causing Renji, Ikkaku, and Yumichika to laugh, causing them being killed by their captains three times!


Tosen: A violent chapter wasn't it?

Wonderweiss: Ooooooooh!

MC: Very. Our first dare this chapter is from… 27byakuyafan27!

Byakuya: A fan…

27byakuyafan27: Hm...I dare Byakuya to be locked in a room for several hours with nothing but Rangiku and 10 bottles of sake!

Ikkaku/Renji/Shuhei/Iba/Shunsui: What! That's a reward dare!

Byakuya: I will not…

Ikkaku/Renji/Shuhei/Iba/Shunsui: What!

MC: You have to it's a dare.-Lock Byakuya & Rangiku in a room with 10 bottles of sake.

Rukia: Brother…

Ikkaku/Renji/Shuhei/Iba/Shunsui: Lucky Bastard.

MC: Next dare is from…bandgeek9!

Yammy: Hahaha! The geek is back!

bandgeek9: I'm a geek and proud of it so shut up Yammy! I have to admit I like the idea of Hitsugaya dressing like a little kid and asking for candy. I bet Ukitake would be glad to help him out!

Hitsugaya:…Oh hell no!

Momo: Come on Toshiro!

Hitsugaya: -glares at bandgeek9-Fine!

-dresses as a little kid-

Hitsugaya: Ukitake?

Ukitake: Hello! Hitsugaya! Want so candy?

Hitsugaya: y-ye-ye-yes…

-Gets covered in a huge pile of candy-

Yachiru: Yay! Candy! –Starts eating candy

Nanao: Oh no! Now shes going to be hyper all day!

-Byakuya & Rangiku come out of the closet-

Byakuya:-Eye twitching- She drank all 10 bottles…

Rangiku:-Happily hugs Hitsugaya- Captain!

Hitsugaya: Mrpf! MhpF! MMHhPp!

Matsumoto: Hmm? No paperwork? Thanks Captain!

Momo: R-Rangiku! You're suffocating him again!

-lets Hitsugaya go-

Hitsugaya: MATSUMOTO!-chases Matsumoto-

MC: Next dare is from…Ominias!

Ominias: Hahaha! I really like this! Hm...I like Hitsugaya more than Yoruichi, but she's definitely up there!

Hitsugaya: Thank You!-Chases Matsumoto-

Ominias: I dare Urahara and Kon to hold hands while singing the Hello Kitty Theme song!

Urahara & Kon: -Sing the song-

Everyone: -Laughs-

Ominias: Last one...Oh! I dare Grimmjow to go on all fours and meows like a kitty! Hahaha...^^x

Grimmjow: Hell no! Never!

MC: Not even for cat nip?

Grimmjow: Damn you!-gets on all fours and meows-

Everyone: -Laughs-

MC: -gives cat nip to Grimmjow-

Everyone: (O.o)

Stark: I knew he saw addicted to cat nip.

Hitsugaya: MASTUMOTO!

Matsumoto:-Hides behind me-

MC:-Blushes-

Hitsugaya: Found you!

MC: Aizen is brainwashing Momo again.

Hitsugaya: AIZEN! I KILL YOU!-goes to find Aizen

Aizen:- stalking Yuzu-

-Hitsugaya then brutally attacks Aizen-

Mc: (O.O) Read and Review people!

Aizen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hitsugaya: Die you Bastard!!

Momo: Toshiro! Stop hurt Captain Aizen!

Hitsugaya: Bankai!

Momo: Toshiro no! –cries-


MC: Reviews people!

Mastsumoto: Is Captain still angry?

Hitsugaya: I'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!

Aizen: Someone save me!

Momo: Toshiro! Stop it! Please!

MC: Pretty much…

Rukia: Have you seen my brother or sister?

Mc: No…

-AHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!-

MC: Who was that?

Rukia: Sounded like Renji!

Renji:-Terrified- I…I saw…

Rukia: What did you see?

Renji: Captain…and Hisana…AH!!!!

Rukia: What? What Happened Renji!?

-Both appear messy-

Byakuya: Say anything and you'll die Abari!

Everyone: (O.O)

-Review-