Author's Note: It's a mirable, my cut's gone! Ok, almost gone, it's kind of hard to bandage up the tip of your finger, but the red stuff isn't coming out no more so I was able to remove the sticky, making it easier to type again. Don't know what I'm talking about? Read my latest review on Olaughlinhunter's story, 'Sweet Baby Dr. Lipschitz,' to see what I mean, and as far as I'm concerned, I'll stop paraphrasing quotes from one of my favorite episodes of Rugrats, which sadly, doesn't have any bloopers in this upcoming chapter, but if anybody has any ideas for that one for a future chapter, maybe that will happen. Also, before we get started on this chapter, which, I do apologize for taking so long to get back to things, life has been crazy to say in the least, I do need to give credit to Olaughlinhunter, who came up with the first 4 bloopers being presented, while Boris Yeltsin came up with the next 4 bloopers to come after that, and then, yours truly has thought of a few bloopers to round out the chapter, so hope you all enjoy! And remember, wanna know what really happened, watch the original episodes! And in case you weren't aware, I heard on Twitter that yesterday, September 29, 2015, was Gabor Csupo's sixty-third birthday, as he was born in 1952, so Happy Birthday to the lovely creater of this fine series! So, since I sadly, don't have a gag gift for him, which is probably a good thing, cuz a gag gift would probably only make him choke, get it? Choking? Gag? These bloopers will be a belated goof gift for him instead. Get it? Goofs? Bloopers? Ok, I'll stop that nonsense. Now, let's get started!
Chapter 4
Episode: Angelica's Birthday
We cut to the scene where Tommy gives Angelica, now dressed as a baby, a task to do.
"Oh really? Just give me any little baby thing to do and I'll do it just as good as any of you." Said Angelica.
Tommy thought about it for a second before responding.
"Ok Angelica, why don't you get yourself some milk." Suggested Tommy.
"Milk? No problem." Replied Angelica.
Angelica leaves the room at this point and heads down to the kitchen where she approaches the refridgerator. No sooner has she left her room and has started heading downstairs to get herself some milk, when the babies and the entire crew working on the episode, are all chasing Angelica dressed as a baby through her house.
"No! Wait! Stop! This isn't what's suppose to happen!" Cried Gqabor Csupo from the back of the line of producers.
"Angelica, come back here." Yelled Arlene Klasky, as she had her arms stretched out, trying to grab at Angelica, just as the blond reaches the refridgerator door.
End of Blooper
Episode: Doctor Susie
We cut to the scene where Susie and the babies are about to start working on fixing Cynthia. However, there's one thing different from the original episode. While Tommy, Phil and Lil are all wearing diapers on their heads, Chuckie has a pair of underpants on his head.
"Hey, why aren't you wearing a diapie like us Chuckie?" Phil asked.
"Uh, Phil, in case you forgotted, I'm potty trained, so why would I wear a diaper on my head?" Chuckie asked.
"Cuz, uh, diapies are more fun!" Said Tommy.
"Well, you might think they're more fun, but I use the potty now. And once you're potty trained, you don't wear diapers no more." Snapped Chuckie.
"Awe come on Chuckie, it will be fun!" Said Lil, as she attempts to hand Chuckie a diaper, only Chuckie snatches it out of her hand, and throws it across the room.
"Come on Chuckie, don't be a baby." Said Tommy.
"Don't be a baby? Don't be a baby? Tommy, maybe you, Phil and Lil should stop being babies and not wear diapers on your heads. You think?" Chuckie yells at the top of his lungs, just as the underwear he was wearing on his head falls off on to the floor.
"Come on Chuckie, it's not like we're asking you to wear diapies on your butt again, just on your head." Said Phil.
"Yeah Chuckie, don't have a cow, whatever that means." Added Lil.
Just then, Susie is getting tired of their arguing, and marches up to the babies.
"Guys, listen to yourselves, you're arguing over something ridiculous, and chances are we're way past where we're spose to end the episode. And besides, if we don't start fixing Cynthia soon, Angelica's gonna get really mad, so can we stop this arguing and get to work?" Susie asked all of the babies.
"Sorry." Said all of the babies in unison, as Chuckie noticed the underwear he was wearing on his head had fallen off on to the floor, so picks it up and puts it back on top of his head.
End of Blooper
Now, we cut to when Susie and the babies are working on fixing Cynthia.
"Rats." Grumbled Susie.
"We don't gots any rats." Said Tommy.
"Oh rats the paste cap fell off I need suxtion" Said Susie..
"Suxtion." Said Tommy, as he hands Susie a baby bottle.
"Uh, Tommy, this is nice and all, and I know you suck from one end of this bottle, but how is this spose to help me clean up the paste?" Susie asked, as she held the bottle before Tommy's face.
"Ooops." Said Tommy.
End of Blooper
Episode: Slumber Party
We cut to the scene where Stu and Didi are singing a lullaby to Tommy, and he's about to throw up on Angelica.
"If your cheeks are still red." Sang Stu.
"And there's heat in your head." Sang Didi.
"Then we'll call up the doctor." Sang Stu.
"His name is Hermon Shacter." Sang Didi.
"Cuz you're our little boy." Sang Stu.
"You're our pride and joy." Sang Didi.
"And we think you're the best." Sang Stu.
"So goodnight, get some rest." Sang Didi.
Stu, now appearing as a cloud in Tommy's hilusination continues to rock Tommy from side to side, as he starts to let out a loud, terrible moan.
"Uh oh, maybe he isn't faking it." Said Angelica, appearing as Cupid.
Just then, Tommy turns and throws up all over Didi, making the half moon shape of Didi float off with vomit dripping off of her.
"Oh no! Somebody hurry! And get a mop!" Didi cried in panic, as Tommy is quickly handed over to his grandpa, who looks like an airplane, and the cloud and dripping moon float out of view.
End of Blooper
Episode: Diaper Change, Part 1
We cut to the scene where Phil and Lil have just been put into their new puffy diapers, and Tommy and Chuckie discover them. Phil and Lil are lying on the floor, kicking their feet, unable to move. Tommy and Chuckie join in and start kicking their legs along with them.
"What are we playing you guys?" Chuckie asked.
"We're not playing nothing we can't stand up! There's something wrong with our diapies." Cried Phil.
"They're too puffy!" Cried Lil.
"Here, let us help you." Said Tommy, as he and Chuckie stood up, and approached Phil and Lil.
Only instead of grabbing Phil and Lil's hands to help them stand up, like what they did in the original episode, Tommy grabs at Lil's diaper while Chuckie grabs at Phil's, and they start to pull at the diapers, ripping them off.
"Ready guys? On three. One, six, fifty, eleventy, uh, um, three!" Said Tommy, as he pulled off Lil's diaper, and Chuckie did the same with Phil's.
"Wow! Thanks you guys." Said Phil, satisfied as he stood up and beamed with delight.
"I feel much better!" Said Lil.
"Cut cut cut!" Called a director from off stage.
"What?" Phil and Lil snapped.
"You're not suppose to remove those diapers until part two. And what's with Tommy and Chuckie helping you to remove your diapers?" Called the director from off stage.
"Uh, we just, wanted to help them, right Chuckie?" Tommy asked.
"Uh, yeah." Chuckie replied.
"Well put those diapers back on and let's do that scene over again. And next time, Phil and Lil, you remove them yourselves, and not until you're suppose to in part two." Snapped the director from off stage.
"Sorry." Said Phil and Lil simultaneously, as they attempted to put the puffy diapers back on.
End of Blooper
Episode: Special Delivery
We cut to the scene where Stu is working on the Patty Pants doll at the beginning of the episode.
"My name is Patty Pants, and I need a new diaper!" Said the Patty Pants doll.
"No, you're not suppose to need a new diaper, you're spose to need a hug! Now let's see, maybe if I just, tweek this a little." Said Stu, as he fittled with some of the wiring in the back, before squeezing the doll's hand again to see if he fixed it.
"There, that ought to do it." Said Stu, as he finished up, and attempts to squeeze Patty Pants' hand again.
"My name is Patty Pants, and I ne a new diaper!" Said the Patty Pants doll really fast, as it head flies off and the wig for her hair, lands on top of Stu's head.
"AAAHHHH! This just, isn't my day!" Stu screams.
End of Blooper
Episode: He Saw, She Saw
We cut to the scene where Tommy, Phil, and Lil are attempting to distract Big Binky from messing with Chuckie and Emma. They have him on the merry-go-round swing.
"Keep pushing you guys." Calls Tommy over the loud noise of the swing, as Phil and Lil continue to spin the swing with Big Binky on it around, just as Big Binky spots Chuckie and Emma.
"Oh no! Emma's with that freckled kid!" Cried Big Binky, as he attempts to get off the swing, only when he gets off, he wobbles with dizziness, as he heads in the direction of Chuckie and Emma.
"AAAHHH! I feel dizzy!" Big Binky cries, as he falls down on the ground, right in front of Chuckie and Emma.
End of Blooper
Episode: Man of the House
We cut to the scene where Dil starts crying after his raddle gets stepped on by Tommy and Chuckie. Didi comes out to check on him.
"What's wrong sweetie? Do you need your diaper changed?" Didi asked Dil, as she picked up the crying baby and takes him inside.
"Come on Chuckie, let's go help change Dil's diapie." Said Tommy, as he grabs Chuckie's hand, only Chuckie doesn't move.
"What's wrong Chuckie?" Tommy asked.
"Uh, I don't know about this. I mean, changing Dil's diaper sounds kind of hard." Said Chuckie.
"Come on Chuckie, we're mans of the house, and besides, we changed him in the forrest, if we could do it there, then we can do it anywhere, now come on, let's go!" Said Tommy, as Chuckie hesitantly follows Tommy into the house.
Now upstairs in Tommy and Dil's room, Didi is about to change Dil's diaper, when the phone rings. She leaves Dil on the changing table, with no diaper on his bottom, as she runs to answer the phone. Noticing this, Tommy approaches the changing table.
"Come on Chuckie give me a boost." Said Tommy, as Chuckie reluctantly crouches down on all fours, and Tommy climbs on to his back, reaching up to Dil on the changing table.
"Tobby Tobby!" Dil cries, as he pees in Tommy's face.
Tommy brushes the wet pee out of his face, a look of disgust crossing his face while doing so.
"Now hold still Dilly." Said Tommy, as he attempts to put diaper powder on to Dil and a fresh diaper on to him.
Just like what happened in the forrest in The Rugrats Movie, Dil squirms around, causing the powder to go everywhere, making Tommy and Chuckie cough, as Tommy struggles to put a fresh diaper on to Dil, who's giggling.
"I never knew being mans of the house could be so hard!" Cried Chuckie once he stopped coughing.
Soon, Tommy had the new diaper on to Dil and climbed down from the changing table.
"See? That was easy! I told you we could do it." Said Tommy happily, as he smiled at Chuckie, who let out a small smile.
"Yeah, maybe you were right Tommy." Said Chuckie.
End of Blooper slash Outtake
Episode: Ruthless Tommy
We cut to the scene where Bob and Mike have kidnapped Tommy and are driving back to their apartment.
"Now put your diapers in this bag, and don't try anything funny." Said Bob, now wearing a Dummi Bears mask.
Tommy starts laughing.
"You're scaring him genius, take that thing off." Snapped Mike from the driver's seat.
"Well, ok, but I don't think I'm scaring him boss, look at him." Said Bob, as he took the mask off, and the too crooks stared in the rear view mirror to see that Tommy was still laughing.
"Wait a second, I was pretty sure our script said Baby Thump was suppose to be crying this whole time, till we gave him the ball." Said Mike.
"He's a baby boss, you can't exactly control a baby. They'll do what they want, when they want, and if he thought it was funny, then let him think it was funny!" Said Bob.
"Well he's not suppose to think it was funny! Now cry kid like you're suppose to!" Demanded Mike.
Tommy, still amused by the crooks' arguing, continues to laugh throughout the entire argument in the background.
"AAAHHH! This kid is torture!" Screamed Bob and Mike at the same time, as their car runs a stop sign. Tommy, is still heard, laughing in the background, as the screen cuts to black, thus, ending the blooper.
End of Blooper
Episode: The Big House
We cut to the scene at the end of the episode, when Tommy is about to break out of Golden Apple Daycare. He's standing on top of the pile of blocks, about to turn the key made out of Play-dough in the lock of the door.
"It's too soft, I can't turn it." Tommy calls down to the others.
"Hurry Tommy, I don't think Cry Baby can last much longer." Called Wise Guy from down below, as Cry Baby is heard, still crying in the background.
Just then, the door opens to reveal Taffy.
"Hi minis!" Said Taffy excitedly.
Tommy, still standing on top of the pile of blocks with a wod of Play-dough in his hand, stares up at this teenager, a look of confusion on his face, as he has yet to meet Taffy at this point in the series.
"What are you doing here?" Called a director off stage.
"I thought I was suppose to pick up the minis from daycare." Taffy replied.
"Well sorry, but you're six seasons too early. Next?" Called the director from off stage.
The picture cuts to black, then returns with another take of the same scene, only this time when the door opens, King Peter Albany of the Confederacy is standing on the other side of the door, instead of Taffy, or who's suppose to be standing there, which is Tommy's mom, Didi.
"Hey Tommy, ready to go?" Peter asked.
Tommy stared up at Peter, again, the look of confusion on his face, as he also has yet to meet Peter at this point in the series.
"Oh no not again. Peter, I know we're shooting season 2, but you're twenty-two episodes too early. Come back when we're ready to shoot 'Game Show Didi.'" Said a director from off stage.
"I'm a king, I can be, where ever I want." Said Peter, not moving out of the doorway of Golden Apple Daycare.
"You're not a king yet, at the time this episode takes place, you're still fighting for the Confederacy's independence. Now go do it, before we call Security and have you escorted off stage, never to return here again!" Shouted Gabor Csupo at the top of his lungs from off stage.
"Fine!" Snapped Peter, as he slammed the door in Tommy's face, causing the loud slam to startle all of the babies in the daycare, as well as knocking over the block pile Tommy was standing on, as he falls to the ground, landing with a loud thud, and letting out a loud cry of pain, as he hit his head hard on the floor, Wise Guy, Cry Baby, Big Justin, Dough Boy and Builder, all joining in right along with him, as Big Juston, who Tommy was standing on top of, also fell to the ground, getting a booboo as well.
End of Blooper
Episode: Cooking with Susie
We cut to the scene where Susie is about to let the babies try her Reptar cerial bars for the very first time.
"Who wants to try my Reptar Cerial bars?" Susie asked the babies, as she shows them the tray of her newly cooked cerial bars.
All of the babies, really excited, grab the bars off of the tray, which is now empty, as Susie had made a total of four bars, enough for the babies. Susie stares down at the empty tray.
"All gone! I'm gonna make some more! Let me know what you think of them." Said Susie, as she walked out of the room to go make some more Reptar cerial bars in her Easy Cook Oven.
The babies take bites out of the Reptar cerial bars, giving them a try. To their pleasant surprise, they like the cerial bars.
"Mmmmmm, tasty!" Said Tommy in between bites.
"These bars are nice and slimy." Said Phil, as he licked his lips.
"And soft!" Added Lil.
"And they taste like, uh, like, lime Jell-o! Mmmm!" Said Chuckie with a smile, as he took another bite of his Reptar cerial bar.
"Wait a minute, this isn't right." Said a director from off stage.
"What's wrong mister director sir?" Chuckie asked.
"You're not suppose to like those Reptar cerial bars. They're not suppose to be soft, slimy and taste like lime Jell-o, they're suppose to be hard, sticky, and taste like cat poop." Said the director from off stage.
"Cat poop, Eeewww! Can't we eat these yummy bars instead?" Chuckie asked.
"Nope, sorry. Now I'd better go switch out the incorrect recipe with the one Susie is using so the bars can be made correctly this time." Said the director from off stage.
The babies all sighed with disappointment, as they enjoyed the last of the final batch of tasty Reptar cerial bars, before reshooting the scene correctly the next time around.
End of Blooper
Episode: Cuddle Bunny
We cut to the scene where the babies are about to rescue Cuddle Bunny from where it's hanging.
"We've gotta save Cuddle Bunny." Said Kimi.
"Let's go." Added Tommy, as the babies all piled on to one another to get Cuddle Bunny down from where he was hanging.
Upon rescuing Cuddle Bunny though, the penyotta doesn't break upon impact on the ground, remaining in one piece. All of the babies except for Kimi, stare at Cuddle Bunny in confusion.
"What's wrong you guys?" Kimi asked.
"Uh, Kimi, Cuddle Bunny was spose to get broked." Said Tommy.
"Well, it's not broked, so come on, we've still gots enough time to go around the world with Cuddle Bunny before a nap." Said Kimi excitedly, as she and the other toddlers take Cuddle Bunny off to play.
End of Blooper
And this, ends chapter 4. Got anymore ideas for bloopers and outtakes? Leave them along with the episode title suggestions in PM's and reviews or via email if you know me outside of this site, and be looking for them in future chapters.