At a dark office, in a huge classroom, a dark-skinned boy with a bald head and glasses was on the intercom. He was wearing a blue shirt and jeans, with an orange Safety Patrol sash.

"Okay, chief. I'll get on it, right away," he said to the radio.

He then called on his walkie-talkie, "Fillmore calling Detective Moore… Come in, Detective…"

The radio responded, "I read you, Officer Fillmore."

Disney's Fillmore debuts. Long forgotten, but well-loved in the justice world.

Fillmore explained, "Richard, The Authority is increasing members, one-by-one. A huge zeppelin is hovering over the city, heading towards you. The fugitives, Akito Sohma and Team Rocket, are hired by Corporate Kane, to send a message that The Authority always win, and do what's best for business. I want you to stop them, at all costs, before we can bust Kane."

Richard Moore called back, "You can count on me, Officer. I'd never back down from a big case from THE Cornelius Fillmore."

Fillmore said, "Good! I'll come by and assist you, when I get the chance. Remember, Team Rocket has you at a 4-to-1 disadvantage. We cannot have The Authority take over the fan fics. Fillmore, over and out."

Richard got up and prepared to go out to the city. He smiled and said, "Well, this is one case that will not be left unsolved. The Great Richard Moore is back! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

At Fillmore's office, he called to the intercom, "Fillmore to Anza, stand by. Prepare my squad car, and I'll join Detective Moore, in a moment. He'll need my help for this."


Part 4
Richard Moore vs. The Akito Movement


Richard was in a cab, as he got a phone call from Fillmore, in his cellphone. "Detective Moore, speaking!"

Fillmore said, in his squad car, "Well, I see you've already left to get there."

"I read you, and I'm going to be heading to that blimp, right now!"

"No need, just yet. I want you to meet me at the café, downtown, and we'll discuss the situation, from there."

"Can do, Fillmore. Detective Moore, over and out."

He said to the driver, "Send me to the nearest café, on the double."

The taxi drove off, as he went to meet Fillmore.

XXXXX

Richard arrived at the café, and then went inside. He then looked around, only to find that he could not find Fillmore. "He's running late. Or maybe this is the wrong café."

As he sat down at the booth, he called to the waitress for some coffee. As he waited, a girl in the beige blazer and skirt, appeared in the front door. She stepped inside, and went to Detective Moore. She had dark blue hair, done in a ponytail, and is wearing glasses. She sat down, as Richard asked, "Huh? Who's she?"

The girl looked at him and said, "Oh…"

She blushed, as she went to Richard's booth. He smiled, as he looked at her body, as it has an ample chest. She sat down and said, "Excuse me… Are you Detective Moore?"

"Yes. What can I do for you, you beauty?"

"Oh, uh… It's nothing. Plus, I hear that you have an important mission, underway."

"How do you know?"

"I know ways… about Stephanie McMahon."

"Like her D-Cups? No offense."

"None taken. Well, that, and also, she's not an athlete. Granted, she has been doing fitness videos with Triple H, but she's too thin. Me, however, I'm more of a sword fighter, in the temples of the HIda Kassai."

"Hida Kassai? As in…"

"Oh, where are my manners?"

She shook her hand and said, "My name is Sayuri Hida."

He said, "I've heard of you. You were in an accident in China, after a swordfight with Setsuna Sakurazaki."

Sayuri stated, "That was me. And I was nearly killed in a rocky accident. I was fighting Setsuna, and I had her cornered, but I slipped off a chasm and landed on my back and legs. Luckily, it was just a 4-foot drop. Just a sprain and broken ankle. But luckily, I still fought for my sword, which is what I love."

"I see. And you're against The Authority?"

"Just Stephanie. I live to become sexy… but not too sexy. Even swordsmen have its plain side… especially my glasses."

"Well, that is good to hear. I'm waiting for a friend. Do you mind if you tag along with me?"

"I can't. Sorry… Some other time… I have to make a phone call. But I won't be long."

She kissed him on the cheek, as Sayuri went to a payphone. Richard blushed, as he felt it.

"I see you made a new friend, Moore." Fillmore said, as he arrived.

Richard gasped, as he stammered, "Wha-? Fillmore! But, GTCH, I was-!"

"Never mind." He chuckled, "I know how it is, pushing 60."

"Not me. I'm about 58. But it feels like I'm 43, in 23 years and counting."

"Heh. No need to say you're 39, huh?"

"Look, I have no mood for jokes."

Fillmore sat down and said, "Right. Now's not the time for cracks. I need you for this one. We have reasons to believe that The Authority has hired Akito Sohma and Team Rocket as their supporters."

"Wait!" Richard barked, "EVERYONE hates The Authority!"

"Not everyone. While these AUs are known for hating The Authority, there are some that show their props. That would be on account for villains and antagonists. However, only 69% of the populace has turned their backs on John Cena, after making a bonehead move – bringing The Authority back in power."

"So what does Akito have to do with this?"

"Corporate Kane made Sohma fly off in his Zeppelin Xero, which is what he calls it, and wants to increase the Cena Haters into Authority Lovers. We can't have that. It could be hypnotic control, or it could be propaganda. Either way, Akito must be stopped."

"And Kane?"

"He's been taken into custody, already. We got a full confession from him, but he added that it's too late to stop it. And that's when YOU come in."

"Ah, I see. I'm thrilled to stop this zeppelin, but it's thousands of feet high! How can I get there?"

"You'll figure something out. Stop that blimp… but DON'T destroy it. We don't want a repeat of the Hindenburg, now do we?"

They saluted each other, as Fillmore left the café. He said to the clerk, "Put it on my tab, man."

Richard sat up and called, "Check, please."

Sayuri got off the phone, as Richard left. She blushed, as she was standing in silence.

XXXXX

Outside, the huge zeppelin flies off, heading to the city. Team Rocket was standing in attention, preparing their motto. James said, "So far, no luck. We don't see ANY people here."

Jessie smirked, "Perhaps it's time we let them hear it out."

Meowth added, "Triple H will pay us handsomely, fo knocking off the joiks that want them gone, fa good."

Akito said, in his chair, "You three will only assist me. On my signal, we strike. Soon, my darling… Soon, we shall have The Authority back in power."

Jessie asked, "Uh, aren't they already back-?"

"SILENCE!" Akito roared, "I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR BACKTALKING!"

He insisted, "Triple H & Stephanie McMahon have returned, but they want more. Kane said that they have been ridiculed and teased at, for so long. It's time to strike, and since we have a mutual bond of evil, within our souls, I figure that our team up would be perfect."

James said, "That's all good, by our standards, but what does that have to do with us?"

Meowth barked, "We're not canon-fodder, ya know."

Akito smirked, "You three are too incompetent to be just expendable. I have a plan for you…"

He bellowed, "STEP ONE – We arrive in each town; STEP TWO – We tell everyone that The Authority is the higher power! We do what's best for business, and we'll get paid for it. Think of the stuff we'll purchase; STEP THREE – We make everyone love them, by force, and turn on Sting, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena, and all those phony heroes; STEP FOUR – We stop the ugly oppressors, and before you can say STEP FIVE – We get paid, because The Authority ALWAYS win! Step 6 – We take our hard-earned bounty, and we go our separate ways!"

Team Rocket laughs evilly, as they chanted, "Our time is now! Cena's a bum! We love The Authority~! WE'RE RICH!"

Akito then smiled, as he imagined himself, on vacation.

He was in a beach chair, sitting by the balcony, resting in the sun. He was in Rio de Janeiro, with a woman with long lavender hair and a sexy body. It was his friend, Kanade Jinguji, wearing a black bikini. They sat by each other, and held hands, blushing at each other.

He smiled, lost in thought. Jessie asked, "Is it just me, or does our Boss have a thing for Kanade Jinguji?"

James replied, "This man is in love with her, since they're dating."

Miz-K NOTE: NO, they are NOT! They're just friends!

Meowth called, as they arrived at the city, "CITY AHOY!"

Akito smiled and said, "It's show time…"


SPECIAL REPORT

(Cucumber): This just in from WWE! Once again, thanks to The Authority, pushing its own weight, making it their business, WWE has lost a true superstar. The Cape Town Werewolf, Justin Gabriel, fell victim to The Authority's Hit List, and in one sprig of instance, he has walked out of WWE. To Justin Gabriel, he is a quitter and a loser, but in this war against The Authority, a bold move, and a valiant thing you did. Good luck in the Indie Shows.

(Cucumber is handed a sheet a paper)

(Cucumber): BREAKING NEWS – The cities are still overrun by the fog that is making people love The Authority. Me, however, I am unaffected by the fog, since I'm immune to ANY hypnotic spells or gases. In any case, police and SWAT teams are trying to find the culprits responsible for the cities being affected by the noxious gas that is The Authority! More at 11…


Richard Moore was in a small helicopter, as he flew towards the huge Zeppelin Xero. Akito called from the megaphone.

"DO What's Best for Business! Love The Authority! We're for business! We're doing things right! John Cena is a bum! It doesn't matter! The Authority is POWER!"

The chants repeated, as the people were concerned by their chants, since they departed from the Cenation. However, none of them seemed interested. Akito's plan was all a disaster, but it seems that Akito is enforcing Step Three. A huge cannon appeared from above the blimp, as it spewed out toxic gas. It was actually hypnotic gas, which controls anybody who comes to contact with it. The chants continued, as the entranced townspeople were chanting, "Authority! Authority! Authority!"

Meowth cried, "Target landed, your weak and diminutiveness!"

Akito said, "Excellent. Now, we strike the next city, and repeat it. Chant, Spray, Authority, repeat… We do this, until every city is in love with The Authority. And by that, I mean respect them. Do you get my drift?"

Jessie saluted, "We got your drift."

From below, Fillmore was in the middle of the gas clouds, as he groaned, "Dog! Hypnotic gas… Toxic gas that controls people… It's a good thing the squad car is immune to hypno-beams and hypno-clouds."

He drove off, as Richard was high above the sky. Sayuri was waving to him, from below. Richard threw a ladder down, as she leapt off a building and grabbed it. Richard called, "Sayuri?"

Sayuri said, "The gas didn't get me! It was only 20 feet of clouds. Akito's plan had one setback. There are people who are in tall skyscrapers."

"Smart guy, bad karma."

"You said it." She said, "I wanna come with you."

"Huh?"

"I have a thing against Akito, since he was dating Kanade Jinguji. But it appears that she denies it. I don't believe her."

"Why? Who is Akito dating?"

"Kuon Ginga."

Miz-K NOTE: NO, he is NOT! Kuon Ginga is not his type!
Cucumber NOTE: Aw, can it, Miz-K!

Richard stated, "You think your swordfighting will be useful?"

Sayuri smiled, "Oh, you know me… In fact… I think I'm in love with you… seeing we are very great people. My boyfriend would be jealous, but I think you're suave and heroic, Detective Moore…"

She said to the 4th wall, whispering, "I'm sorry, Wyatt. Love you."

NOTE: Apparently, she's still in love with Wyatt Williams.

He smirked in a bold voice, "Well, don't worry, kiddo. NO case will be left unsolved, thanks to Detective Richard Moore."

They flew to the huge blimp, as Meowth asked, "Yo, guys! We have a problem!"

Akito looked on the screen and saw Richard and Sayuri on a helicopter. He smirked, "Hmph. Detective Old Fart, again? I see… He's one of Fillmore's buddies. I say…"

James asked, "We take him down, no mercy?"

Akito said, "Do it. But make it look like you missed. If so, we let him and his girlfriend in. He's in for a rude awakening."

Team Rocket ran off, as they hopped in a huge giant red and blue robot, with the letter R on its chest. They activated it and rushed to the helicopter. It presented two huge missiles, as Jessie called out, "Officer Moore, time we ground you from the sky!"

James said, "The Authority is going to say Bye-Bye!"

Meowth barked, "To YOU! FIRE!"

The missiles fired, and it missed the helicopter. Meowth growled, "IT MISSED!"

James whispered, "Just as planned…"

Jessie called out, "Come and get us, you old fool!"

Another missile fired, as it tilted the helicopter, after it went past it. Richard and Sayuri shook from their chairs, and Sayuri's glasses fell off. She moaned, "Oh, not again…"

She bent down and looked around the floor, "Glasses… Glasses… Glasses…"

Richard asked, "You can't see without them?"

Sayuri barked, "Shut up and find them! Glasses…"

"I CAN'T! Someone has to pilot the helicopter!"

"Have you tried autopilot? I'd show you, but I can't see."

He pressed the Autopilot, as it was turned on. Richard looked around the floor, looking for Sayuri's glasses. Team Rocket laughs, as they retreated into the zeppelin. Richard found them and said, "Here you go."

Sayuri put them on and said, "Thank you… I… I love you."

She blushed heavily, as Richard said, "Now, now. NO time for mushy stuff. Let's ground Akito, and become heroes to the Cenation!"

Sayuri said, "Yeah, but… We don't like John Cena, anymore."

He yelled, "WHO CARES? As long as Richard Moore wins, The Authority will think twice, when trying to destroy a city!"

They flew to the blimp, as the cargo doors opened. He carefully piloted the copter, as he thought, "Strange… They're letting me in the Zeppelin Xero. Maybe it's a matter of giving up."

They went in, as Akito replied, watching the whole thing, "Now, Detective Fillmore, you should know when to not interfere."

XXXXX

Inside the cargo bay, Sayuri stepped out of the helicopter, as Richard got a call from Fillmore.

"Fillmore calling Detective Moore… Come in!"

Richard whispered, "SHUSH! Maintain radio silence… I have a witness with me. Anyway, situation under control, and the gas only can go to 20 feet, before dissolving."

Fillmore said, "Snap! Well, you should know that the gas has infected the others. And it wouldn't go away, until the gas is gone. He left out one more setback – rain. And it's the middle of February… and it's going to snow, soon. Dog… NO rain."

Richard said, "See if you can think of something. If the rain comes, the spell is broken, right?"

"Exactly. But I believe that The Authority has got us, dead to rights."

"NO! Detective Moore will foil Akito Sohma, and try a way to wash out the gas!"

"See that you do! Once Akito is apprehended, Kane goes, too! Fillmore, over and out!"

He hung up, as Sayuri asked, "Who was that?"

"A friend. Shall we?"

They walked to the door, heading to Akito's main control room.

XXXXX

Minutes later, the doors opened, as Akito was in his captain's chair. He smirked evilly, as Richard and Sayuri saw him. He said, "Hello there, Richard Moore."

Richard Moore smirked, "Sorry, Akito. It ends, right now. You cannot have ANY citizen become followers to Triple H!"

Sayuri added, "And Stephanie."

Team Rocket appeared, as they were behind Akito. They did their motto…

(Jessie & James): You know us as Team Rocket
and we fight for what is wrong.
We're tired of our motto, so we thought we try a song!

(Jessie): JESSIE!
(James): JAMES!
(Meowth): Meowth, that's right!

They saluted, as the song ended. Richard huffed, "Not bad."

He stepped forward, as Sayuri whispered, "Don't make him mad."

Richard said, "Good warning to Akito, my dear."

"I was talking to you, about Akito. He's got a temper."

"Oh. My error."

Akito said, "I see that you heard of my evil plan. You want to know why I did all this? I wanted to get to YOU, you little brat. You see, Moore, The Authority, thanks to Sting, was out of power, and they treat this like a joke. But I showed them. I wanted to have a lovely date with Kanade Jinguji, but she wouldn't even talk to me, after The Authority lost everything. But I helped out. I wanted to assure of their return, when Seth Rollins, Kane, and I plotted this whole thing. Once The Authority is back in power, we strike. And that, doing so, we achieve The Authority's revenge… starting with Ryback, Dolph Ziggler, and that ugly beardo with the sheep's mask."

James said, "His name is Erick Rowan, sir."

Jessie smiled, "But that's when an old fogey like you decided to stay righteous, even though you're a fraud!"

Richard said, "Maybe so, but I have been a famous detective, next to Jimmy Kudo and Harley Hartwell. Do not tell me my job. I came to put an end to you."

James barked, "You don't scare us!"

Meowth leapt at him and prepared his Fury Swipes, "Now, youse gonna get it, copper! Akito Sohma is going to make us rich, after the gas will take everyone, and have them loyally love Triple H. Kane does da rest, for this plan! You realized dat-!"

Richard smirked, "Too late. You're stupid enough to realize that he's been apprehended?"

They gasped, as he smirked, "That's right. Fillmore and I know of your little scheme, and we decided to outsmart The Authority, and their henchmen. I'm afraid it's over."

Akito said, "Not yet, it isn't…"

Richard prepares to fight, as Sayuri was behind him. Sayuri held her sword, as Richard beckoned to Akito. "Come on and fight me, you cowards!"

Akito said, as he sat up, "When will you learn, Richard Moore? The Authority always win."

WHAM!
Sayuri smashed her sword on Detective Moore's head. Sayuri whispered, as she was sad, "Forgive me… But it was all what's best for business…"

Sayuri has joined The Authority! She betrayed Richard Moore! He was out like a light, as Sayuri stood over his body.

Akito laughed, "Excellent work, my spy. You have done me well."

She bowed to him, "Thank you, Master. I live to serve, and do The Authority proud."

He called to Team Rocket, "WE STRIKE! Continue to engulf the city with The Authority's love!"

He then said to Sayuri, "And you… Take him away… and have him locked up in the brig."

She dragged him away, as Akito laughed evilly.


Meanwhile, Fillmore was outside the city, as he was near the border. He called to his partner, Ingrid Third, "Ingrid, I haven't any radio news on Detective Moore. But I believe Akito got him."

Ingrid called from the walkie-talkie, "Never mind that. I read the newspaper that Percival Gaynes, in the next city ahead, is the star of the Broadway-type play, Triple H's Triple Love. From what I hear, it's a tribute to The Authority. Triple H's Triple Love – a romp in Greenwich, following the escapades of Triple H & Stephanie."

"Disco! You mea Percival Gaynes has joined The Authority?"

"No… Hang on. The reviews it made… "A satiric masterpiece", "A surprise smash", "And what is best for business? The play starring Percival Gaynes, who makes people laugh at and with Triple H", and "The Authority always lose… but this play is a surefire winner". Photographic memory. It was in the newspaper, last week."

Fillmore asked, "Any more news?"

Ingrid said, "Just one. Corporate Kane is in the attendance, as he is going to see this play, firsthand. How about we go see it, and see what transpire. The show starts at 8, near Hemstitch City."

"I'll meet you there. Fillmore out."

He drove off, as he meets Ingrid in Hemstitch City.


But we'll check back with Fillmore, later…
Will Fillmore and Third stop Corporate Kane? Will Richard Moore stop Akito Sohma and the traitor, Sayuri Hida?


Meanwhile, in Shibuya, Ran Kotobuki was waving the flags of CM Punk, despite the fact that he's in UFC, and NOT in WWE.

"BEST IN THE WORLD! HE, ALONG WITH OTHERS, WAS REMOVED FROM WWE, BECAUSE OF THE AUTHORITY!"

She was wearing a camo tube top, green jacket, and black skirt. She called out, "As Shibuya's leading fan GAL, and a fan of CM Punk, I will not let them become victims of the bombing weather, and that's Triple H's doing!"

The people in Shibuya cheered on, as Ran Kotobuki chanted, "THE GALS! UNITED! WE'LL NEVER BE DIVIDED! THE GUYS! UNITED! WE'LL NEVER BE DIVIDED!"

They continued to chant, as it was… Ugh… Wednesday afternoon…


Michael Cole was in his chair, speaking with Triple H, who was sitting beside each other, face-to-face.

(Cole): Hello, once again, to the weekly forum. I'm with the COO, Triple H, and already a chaotic few weeks, already. Triple H, I have to ask you… What is going on with the company, now that these chain of events have taken place, since The Authority is back in charge?

(Triple H): Look, Cole… We've been through worse… In fact, the only reason I fired Dolph Ziggler, Ryback, and Rowan is because-.


OOPS! And we're out of time. But we'll continue this interview, in two weeks.
See you then~!