(A/N I know Temari hasn't done anything with Shikamaru yet, but please be patient. That should happen in the next chapter)

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Ino was walking down the streets of Konoha, wondering why she was different from most people. She was probably the weirdest one of them all! She had platinum blonde hair and sky blue eyes. Suddenly, she saw Kakashi, Shikamaru, Sai, and Naruto. Bored, she decided to train with them

*Neji, Gaara, Kankuro, and Neji with instruments*

Kakashi: We've got a long way to go. Let's get down to business! To defeat Iwa (Iwagakure). Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?

Ino: But girls are allowed to be ninjas!

Kakashi: You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we're through, mister I'll make a man out of you.

Ino: But I'm a girl, ya freakin sexist pig!

Kakashi: Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within. Once you find your center, you are sure to win. You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot. And you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

Shikamaru: I'm never gonna catch my breath!

Naruto: Say good bye to those who knew me!

Sai: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!

Hinata: This guy's got 'em scared to death!

Ino: …no he doesn't. He's just talking trash about us.

Shikamaru: Now I really wish I knew how to swim!

Ino: Why? We aren't anywhere near water!

Shikamaru: oops!

(Be a man)

Kakashi: We must be swift as the coursing river.

(Be a man)

Kakashi: With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

Kakashi: With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon! Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive. Heed my every order and you might survive, you're not suited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home, you're through. How could I make a man out of you?

Ino: Dude, it was just training!

(Be a man)

Kakashi: We must be swift as the coursing river.

(Be a man)

Kakashi: With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

Kakashi: With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

"Congratulations everyone, I think you are ready to go to war with Iwa", Kakashi said.

"Kakashi… for the millionth time there is no damn war! IT WAS FUCKING TRAINING!!!"

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Yeah I know, short chapter… Song used "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" from Mulan.

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