Disclaimer: I do not own bleach nor any of their characters, I only own my OC. Enjoi

note: if you're lost as to what happened, reference the scene below with "relax, release, relief" under the mature section.

Soul Society

It wasn't in Soi Fon's nature to run even a minute behind, but today she was definitely late for the meeting with the captains and vice captains. She mentally cursed herself as she ran, thinking how could she allow herself to succumb to... to... whatever that was that happened the night before. Although she did feel a lot better afterwards as if she was...glowing? What nonsense she thought leaping from landing to landing.

As fate would have it, Matsumoto was also running late, taking a "short cut" to make up for lost time. For just a few moments, she thought she was really hallucinating from too much partying last night. Soi Fon? Late? No way. She was alway a stick for being on time.

Being Matsumoto, however, she had to take this opportunity to inquire. Pacing herself just ahead of Soi Fon, she stopped in clear view of her and smiled.

"Ah, this is a rare sight." she teased, crossing her arms over her enormous breasts. Her voice snapped Soi back to reality, causing her to stop dead in her tracks on the same landing as Matsumoto. Mentally cursing herself, she gave her the best burning look she could towards the vice captain. "I let time slip by. What is it to you, vice captain."

Upon closer examination of the 2nd division captain, Mastumoto smiled, walking until she stood within 2 feet of her. "Ah, I see why now. Looks like you go into a...'fight'...with a 'cat'

Soi Fon's entire body blushed. How could she know? Mastumoto laughed handing her a mirror and pointing it in the direction of her neck. Soi felt she could faint now as she saw not one, not two, not even 3 but an almost an entire side of her neck covered in hickies. Sweat began forming on the captain's brow as panic quickly took her along with the hangover she was still experiencing.

"I can't go to the meeting like this. If they see me. Like this. They'll know why and then I'll be interrogated, then possibly stripped of my rank and-"

"Blah blah blah, Soi. You must be new to this." The buxom blond reached in her chest (which would also be known as a purse to her since she could stuff almost anything, even a small captain in them). "I wouldn't worry. Even Captains need a little bit of 'fun'. Now then, I can fix you up if you just.. give me...ah. Here it is."

From her bosom she pulled out a small compact. Opening the top, she smeared its contents on her fingers then began applying it to much needed areas. Since they were almost the same tone, the make up wouldn't have made a noticeable difference in skin tone. In less than a minute Soi Fon's neck look as if nothing happened the night before. "Th...Thank you Matsumoto." she said hesitantly still unsure what to make of this. "You.. wouldn't happen to have anything for a headache, would you?"

"Oh my. We DID have a good night huh? I remember... well not really remember EVERYTHING, but I remember a few weeks ago I had that much fun. It was awesome!" she teased, reaching back into her "purse". "hmmm... I have this from Isane from 4th division. They work within a few minutes. You just have to take it easy as I'm sure you're 'sore'." She handed the captain two small red pills. Soi nodded in gratitude but still looked to the vixen. She smiled back at the captain adding, "You can thank Isane for them later. She's a hoot too."

"Why are you doing this? Are you doing to blackmail me now?"

Matsumoto laughed, her bust giggling up and down doing so. "You're so CUTE captain, have I ever told you that? I'm so HAPPY you finally... well.. you know. Anyways, I have to hurry to the meeting, we're late you know."

Turning her back to Soi Fon, she looked to be on her way. "By The way, we girls have to stick together in the ranks, captain Fon. There are not many of us amongst our male counterparts, so anything we do to help each other out, we do because we are just as strong as they are. And can have more fun then they can. Besides, maybe now you will relax a little and have a little fun, hmmm?" She turned back to the captain giving her the biggest cutesy smile she could, "maybe we can even hang out sometime at the hot springs."

Captain Fon walked passed the blond with the dumb expression, giving a small sigh. "Thank you, vice captain. I will remember this always. We'll discuss hot springs later." she whispered before flashing away to the meeting.

The Living World

Two Hollows. Two freakin hollows in one school day, and it was only 5 minutes before school was out for session for the day that Ichigo along with Chad, Rukia and Inoue had to make up some lame excuse to leave class. Ichigo watched the clock as the second hand rolled around the nine marking less than 15 seconds for classes to be out of session.

Three, two, one

Rings

The teacher bowed, dismissing the class. Most of the class left the room, going to their destinations as most students would after any school day.

"Kurisaki-kun" Inoue said in her concerned tone, "is everything alright?"

"Two hollows in one day", Ishida chimed in, "is unusual. Unless something is drawing them out or Aizen-"

"Reports say that Aizen will not make his move for at least a year. So there would be no reason behind him being involved. I think it's just coincidence" Rukia noted, determined to become victorious over the infamous juice box.

"Ah who cares," Ichigo muttered, gathering his belongings, "You can discuss this if you want. I'm heading home. I hate first days." Rukia sighed as he exited the classroom.

He walked home his usual route, not caring about the thugs nor riff raff which may be lurking about. As much as he did not want to discuss the hollows, it was unusual for more than one to appear even during school ours. Then there was the new girl. She stood out in his mind like Chad stands out at school. She didn't seem quite all American like the books and tv portrayed. She was rather...reserved. He could only imagine the feelings she was going through coming to not only a new school but a new country. And Tatsuki didn't help the transition either.

"Ichigo! Ichigo!"

Ichigo turned around to find Rukia rushing towards him. The look on her face told it all as he knew another hollow was appearing. "Another one right? Where this time?"

Pulling out her cellphone she began running her locater. "It's approximately 6 blocks from here. Looks like a construction sight"

"Ah, let's get this over with then" he sighed, finding a discrete spot to rest his body. Luckily Rukia had brought along Kon just in case. As he seperated to his shinigami form, Rukia placed Kon inside his body. Soon Ichigo's physical body became animated...

"Nee-san!!"

With an open handed slap, Rukia sent Kon (inside Ichigo's body) flying into the wall.

"Hey, hey! That's my body you're slappin' around! I don't need a swollen jaw you know!"

"Oh sorry, Ichigo. Force of habit. It's bad enough he does it as a stuffed animal, I couldn't imagine him... with you body and all.."

Kon sat upside down on the wall, moaning "nee-san..." as one of his eyes twitched with a swollen jaw.

The two shinigami rushed to the site to find that it was a partially completed construction sight with no hollow to be found. Instead they found Ruthie walking by the construction sight with a lost look on her face.

"So Rukia. That thing isn't broken is it?"

"No. It said here. I'm sure of it."

"Well there's only the new girl from school walking here. Not a hollow. Did you read the map right?"

"Of course I read it right I know-"

"What are you two doing here?" Ruthie interrupted, quirking a brow at the two of them. "And why are you dressed in MC Hammer pants?"

The two of them looked in mild shock as she could see them, in their spirit forms. For a split second they stared at her in shock and silence. Finally, realizing what she has referenced their attire to, Ichigo spoke up.

"These are not MC Hammer Pants?"

"They look like it to me. It makes you look kinda gay dude"

"GAY!? Why I never. They do not LOOK Gay, ok?"

"I'm not saying, I'm just saying. You look like a 90's MC Hammer gay raver with a big ass sword, dude."

"WHY YOU!" he yelled grabbing her by her shirt. He had forgotten that she was a girl and new to the country. Without hesitation, Ruthie balled her hand into a first and gave Ichigo an upper cut that knocked him granted him the humiliation of being launched from his feet flat on his back. Looking up to Rukia she gave a polite bow as if to excuse herself for the reaction before walking over to Ichigo and grabbing him by his shirt. "Listen, dude. I just moved here. Not only am I new to the freakin school but to this freakin COUNTRY! Give me a freakin break I'm in culture shock and what you're wearing I reference from what I've seen. Excuse me for just saying, it makes you look a little gay having those big leg pants on." She glared in his eyes with anger burning wildly in them. Ichogo swallowed hard as he was afraid of the next onslaught of slaps that were sure to come. "If hitting women is ok in your culture, THEN I WILL BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YA! Ya Dig?!"

"So let me understand this correctly" Rukia interrupted, drawing on her sketch book, "how Ichigo looks is also referenced as gay?" She presented her picture of a kiddy drawing of Ichigo and a gay boy. The two of them looked at her drawing, not sure what exactly to say.

"That...is so wrong... on so many levels...", Ruthie concluded, releasing her grip on Ichigo.

Steam started to rise from Rukia's head at the insult to her drawing. She was trying to help the understanding of what was going on and to be insulted like this? She opened her mouth to protest but their union soon would be shattered as darkness appeared in the mist of the metal and concrete separated only by a fence. Emerging from the darkness a hollow appeared, howling to make his presence known. In the blink of an eye, it swiped Ruthie, gripping her tightly as it brought her to his face. Her eyes widened as she looked upon the monster. It was hideous with its long arms with ropey muscles, two tails which whipped wildly and a hole in its chest. It's mask was white with a shape closely resembling a cow only with tusks and a horn in the center of its head. It brought her closer to her face.

"It's you. You smell tasty" it said, bringing her within two feet of the empty eye socket, "I'm going to savor your spirit."

Please review. I had to break this into two parts due to the length. I hope you enjoy, chapter 3 soon to arrive.