Hello all of you out there! I am finally updating!

Deidara: Took you long enough

Me: I'll ignore that and kill you later. Anyway, I have not thought of any new obsessions but I have a lot of random rants!

Okay, let's start with Narutoboyluver:

Nice one! I like the reference to Naruto Abridged at the end:)
So, You know you're obsessed with Naruto when . . . . .

You have practically memorized all the important lines from Naruto Abridged and say them out loud when someone says something similar to it and everyone looks at you strangely.

You spend all your time on the computer finding as many things about Naruto as you possibly can instead of doing homework.

You have dreams involving you and your Naruto character crush.

You wish all boys/girls were like the ones on Naruto.

You buy your favorite manga and color them in. (Seriously, they're like a coloring book!)

You memorize all the hand signs and practice them at home until you can do them as fast as Kakashi!

You spend all your time daydreaming about what to do next with your fanfictions when you should be focusing in school or on what your parents are saying:P

That's all for now!

Me: My friends and I always repeat Naruto the abridged series lines. I just found out now that they finally updated it. It is really funny!

Next, ladyasile(again!):

Cool. Hn, I do not find orochimaru creepy. Well, let's c, what else to add?

You are obsessed with naruto when:

You make your own scrolls

You start worshipping it (heard it happened at my school)

You pay your friends to dress up like the akatsuki with you and go anywhere.

You suggest you all go to konoha for a class trip. (got weird stares, but i had to do it. lol)

You actually can walk on water for like 3 seconds.

You start seeing the people around u like the cast of naruto.

When you can't catch an episode on t.v. u get ur friend to put the phone next to the t.v. so u

Can hear what's going on.

You make the same jewelry from the cast from real materials, not plastic or whatev.

You skip ur own birthday party to watch naruto alone.

You can't stand to watch naruto with another person or ppl.

you start imitating the naruto cast's gestures and mannerisms.

u think of naruto, when when u r taking a final test that counts 60 of ur grade.

you call your friends "naruto, sakura, sasuke, etc."

and that is all for now. i can't hink of anymore.

unless you start getting into herbs and poisoinous plants so you can defeat ur enemies and heal yourself.

idk, that's all.
Bye, and thanks for keeping this up!!

Me: You seriously don't think he's creepy!

Orochimaru: Thank you!

Me: I told you to go away!

Orochimaru: Make me!

Me: thinks OMG! Is that sasuke over there!

Orochimaru: Where!? runs after the nonexistent sasuke

Anyway, here is The Black Moon's Shadow:

I have some.
You know your obsessed with Naruto when...
You are learning japanese from watching Naruto episodes in japanese (very guilty)
You can imitate the characters ways of speaking (very very guilty and I can talk in their voices too)
You spend more time doing stuff involving Naruto than even sleeping.
You get driven up the wall by Sakura's stupid voice.
You have your own perfect pairing ideas, and you argue with your Naruto obsessed friends about which one is better (I've done this a lot)
You try to psychicly talk to the characters.

Me: So true my friend!

Now, we havefanofanime2006:

YAYZ FOR RANDOMNESS:D

You know ure osessed when...

-You throw Naruto into all your writing assignments (Read "Authoress's OC!" It has a writing assignment I actually did for English. o.o)

-You come up with your own original jutsu and post it in every story comment you can. (To Oro-teme- MONGOOSE NO JUTSU!) lol

-You write fanfictions and have an OC that's just like you in them all. (Guilty. Tasha is MINE I TELL YOU!)

I am guilty of all of the above. And read/review meh stories! They're all awesomeness:D

ItaAnko! -shoves Itachi and Anko in closet- lol -runs-

Me: I read your fanfiction. It was funny!

Next, Shad0w Zero:

LOL. I liked the thing with Orochimaru. (A-roach-imaru. tee-hee) I dunno if I can add my own obssessions because most have been taken already, but here are some of mine:

U know ur obsessed with Naruto when you:

-yell at people for mispronouncing a character's name (guilty)

-U think a female charcter on Naruto us cute (Sakura-chan!)

-U will do anything to find out the next chapter of the Naruto manga (super guilty! I always do

this!)

-U own a Sasuke action figure (guilty:))

-U steal pictures of Naruto characters off of Google (I'm guilty)

-U try to keep your younger brother from skipping ahead to the current part of Naruto

"chapter 371" and so forth (I am SO guilty for that. I never want my brother to read ahead. I

want him to stay behind like all the other English losers who watch it on CartoonNetwork! I am english, but moving on!)

I guess that's it! I'll tell u if I make up more! Which reminds me, I need to go steal some pictures of Yamato! Bye X)

Me: heh, nice!

Now, we have sakuragirl13579, she wrote me a kajillion so I will put them all together!

AHAHAAHAHAAHA
LOL!
u know when ur obsessed with naruto when all you can do is think about them when you are supposed to be studyingi do that a lot...at school and home...then i ramble about wat i thought to my friends

..when u WANT to do pe in order to become as strong and as fast as the charactersone of the only reasons im in pe...or still try in that class

...when people call u a naruto freak for knowing every characters name...

...when u gaze up in the clouds and think that lifes too troublesomeYAY FOR SHKA-KUN!

...when u put japanese suffixes to everything and u dont realize it

...when u celebrate ur fave chars. b-day and dont remember if its ur friends...ive never done that but my friend did..TT.TT

WHEN U BELIEVE THAT U SEE ITACHI AROUND THE CORNER AND START TO RUN AFTER HIMnever happened...

if u wear a hitai ate for fun and wear it proudly...

AW...i have plenty more... but i feel like ending this...

JAA NEc? i go off saying japanese things randomly

HIYA!

my brother told me about this fanfic...
ANYWAY...

YOU KNOW WHEN UR OBSESSED WITH NARUTO WHEN U USE JAPANESE FOR UR ENGLISH CLASS...iunno if that would work...
I KNOW SOME JUTSUS!

actually most of them...

i do say yeah after some of my sentences too...un

Me: You guys are sooo silly.

Gaara: Or maybe insane.

Me: thinks Yeah, maybe so. Btw, I might just randomly add the characters into this, for fun.

Gaara: I'm not having fun.

Me: but you never have fun

Gaara: Touché (leaves)

Me: Anyway, time for my random rants! And just to remember them, I wrote them on post its!

Alright, a few days ago, it was pajama day at school. So I wore my pajamas and this giant black jacket that I always where to school. My friend Emily brought a little stuffed doggie too. When we were in singing class, she didn't want to put it on the floor, so she put it in the hood on my jacket. And guess who I looked like

Kiba: Oh OH! Pick me!

Me: -.-' Yes kiba.

Kiba: Hmm…Is it me.

Me: very good!

Kiba: alright!

Me: anyway. Then, a few days later, it was fairytale day. So I dressed up like a nimja.

Deidara: How is that fairlytale like?

Me: Well, fairytales are fiction and (to my dismay) so are ninjas.

Deidara: Eh, whatever.

Me: Anyway, all that school day, I walked around school with a ninja headband on my arm and guess what, no one made fun of me. Actually,people complemeted me, even the popular kids. I felt awesome!

Next, If any of you live in southern California, do you remember that wicked awesome storm we had a few weeks ago? Wasn't it awesome! I went outside and danced in the rain. Then I came back in my house and opened my window to hear the rain. And now I'm sick! Aren't I smart!

Deidara: Yeah, a genious,un.

Me: shut up!

Anyway, heh, speaking of Deidara, the other night, I was watching "kitchen nightmares" on fox and I noticed something. Almost after every sentence, Gordon Ramsey would say "yeah". I have concluded that Deidara and Gordon Ramsey are related!

Deidara: Have you gone insane, un?

Me: Yeah, probably

Only little more rants to go! Okay, the other day at tae kwon do, me and my friend Vinson were playing rock paper scissors and I beat him. He pause and yelled "CHIDORI!!!!!!" And then I said, "What the hell man!" He is crazy.

Last one! Everyday, I walk to school and I listen to High School Musical 2. And, being the Narutard that I am, I thought that there should be a Naruto hsm. See, aren't I insane. Here is the cast list:

Troy:Sasuke

Gabriella: Sakura

Chad:Naruto

Taylor: Hinata

Sharpay:Temari

Ryan: Gaara

Temari: WHAT! Why me! I'm not mean. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M MEAN!!!!!!!!

Me: No! Your not mean! You are just, like the only person on the show that I know has siblings and plus, can you imagine Gaara as Ryan?

5 MINUTES LATER………

Temari: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: Yes, it's funny isn't it!

Gaara: what's High school musical?

Me: El gasp! Here take this video, pay special attention to the guy named ryan and come back.

Gaara: fine

2 HOURS LATER…..

Gaara: I hate you.

Me: I know!!!!

Thank you everyone who has reviewed and read. I shall update when more people comment!