Duke (Last name in progress, in fact why don't YOU give me suggestions) is back babies!
?: Oh Dukey!
Duke: Ow! Holy crap that hurt
Steven: Why do you always have to bother us…how did you even get here this, studio is seriously in the middle of nowhere
?: Well a girls mind can be like radar
Duke: Okay who's the bitch?...Oh…What are you doing here?
?: Well I'm your sister I wanted to spend time with you
Duke: Awww, Go home!
?: Um let me think about that…..NO!
Duke: Now Jessie!
Boom Operator: Hey are you filming this?
Steven: Of course this'll definitely get us at least slightly noticed
Jessie: I'm staying and that's final
Duke: ….Fine you know what? I don't even give a crap let's just start the show
Duke: Hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to another which will hopefully be another exciting episode of Duk-
Jessie: Dukes Secret Hideout!
Duke: …Yes…very…very good
Duke: Steven Check the questions for us
Steven: (Looks on computer) We have a few
Duke: Oh wait! I forgot there's something I always wanted to do this (Picks up iphone)
Steven: What are you doing?
Duke: Wait…..Hello is this the Seville residence?
Speakers: Yes who is this?
Duke: Um I'm a friend of…..
Jessie: Alvin?
Duke: Alvin
Speakers: …Ok wait one second
Alvin: …..Hello
Duke: Do you know how your girlfriend is like a shot-gun?
Alvin: …..How
Duke: One cock and she blows
Alvin: ALRIGHT ASSHOLE WHERE ARE YOU!
Duke: You'll never find out…..Check (Address withheld) street
Alvin: ALRIGHT I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Duke: Ok bye…..Alrighty he should be here any minute so let's answer at least three questions before he gets here
Jessie: Um Dukey I'm sorry but…he's going to slap you stupid
Duke: Question now
Steven: Ok here's one from…..Shathausser?
Duke: What a stupid name
Steven: Duke I'd be carful he's the creator of this show….and us
Duke: He's our dad?
Steven: No not exactly
Shathausser (The great and all knowing) ask
Duke why are you so firetruckin' stupid?
Jessie: Aw, even the creator thinks your stupid
Duke: Yea well your mom is so stupid she sat on the TV to watch the couch (Then brick falls out of the sky and hits him in the head)
Duke: Ow!...Steven!
Steven: Wasn't me
Duke: …Jessie!
Jessie: Not me
Duke: …..Hal-
(Door slams open)
Alvin: Alright where are you!
Duke: How is everyone getting past security so easily?
Hey you two CHarlene here anyway so what Band you like the most and here are the choices . Adam and the chipmunks or Brian and the chipmunks check us out in the story Adam and the chipmunks : Going around the world its an awesome story As for Brian Jason and Ethan we just plane hate them for two or three reasons 1. they act like they own the school 2. they treated us like total dirt 3. as far as a manager goes Ian is the worst 4. they are trying to get there first Album our ? total fail and 5. there also our rival and we will never i use the word loosly alot cause its just not possible i mean one fight between Brian Adam and Brittany would result in a total war of chipmunks and Bands take my word on that one Well those are the reasons we hate Brian and the chipmunks its just that we can't trust them not only that in Anchourage Alaska they covered Earth Angle Johnny b Goode the Power of Love and Back in time and the Audience just clapped for them ? and i thought that they sucked even i don't like them one bit so check out the other stories as well see ya
Duke: Ok come on now?...uh I've never heard of either band…and don't worry I'm sure they hate you to end the show bye!
Alvin: Get over here you bitch!
Not a lot of questions were answered that could have been so…..sorry
So tune in next time and whatnot.