Old Look River, Overlook
XX013, September 13th
Gaige knew the spot well. Not a lot of people could claim it existed (seeing as how most civilized folk were worried more about bandits than some silly river-side escape), and the Mechromancer loved it. She would often come here to relax, or think about how she could upgrade Deathtrap, or what her next mission would be, etc. But for now, it was just to get Hammerlock off her mind. After a few quick checks to make sure not a soul was around, Gaige quickly went into the cover of some bushes, and changed into her swimwear, something not a single mortal soul was allowed to see. It was quaint, with an overarching grey tone, with some of her classic light grey stripes. Gaige thought it was fine enough, considering nobody was going to see her. But just as she had finished getting it on, she felt… Hot.
Oh god, not here! Ugh, why does it always happen at this place?
Casually, Gaige decided it would be best to get this problem off her hands before trying to swim, especially with the water looking so cool. She slipped a couple of fingers into her lower piece, letting out a slight moan as she felt her digits enter her sex. God, this felt good for her, and soon her mind slipped into thoughts of Hammerlock, his robotic arm, and his manly voice, with him overtaking her. Her hand quickly got faster, making audible schlepping sounds as she thought of her crush slipping his cock inside her, slow and purposefully. Gaige then grabbed her breast, tweaking the nipple in effort to bring her climax faster. She could just construct how Hammerlock would be acting, feeling just as hot as she did now, and—Then it hit her.
"OhmygoshohmygoshohmygoshHammerlockohgodyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
It was such an explosive climax, that Gaige couldn't help but scream. Her female liquids were running down her legs, and covered her fingers, pooling down below her snatch. She quietly remarked how lucky she was nobody was around to hear her like this, otherwise she most likely would have gotten a stern talking-to. At least, until something pounced upon her, and ruined her afterglow, causing her to scream in terror, and try to draw her SMG.
"Get off me, you friggin' butt-ugly—"
The creature put some kind of light-beam towards her neck.
"I doubt you can grasp what I am, little human. Now, tell me: Who are you, and where are your reinforcements?"
"R-Reinforcements? L-look, I'm not here for trouble, just here to have a swim, o-okay? Now, if you just let me go—"
"Hah! Like I'd let you go. You are a foreign species on this planet, meaning you have invaded a Class-S Palace world. That is usually punishable by death, but since you are in such a vulnerable state, I'll—"
"Deathtrap! Arise!"
The beast was clearly no match for her mechanical engineering prodigy, as it was heftily swung aside, landing with a splash into the river. Of course, the creature was very quick to adept, hastily re-creating it's energy swords, and morphing (Gaige wasn't sure what it did) what could only be an Eridian weapon like the ones she'd seen in Roland's vault. But dang, when Gaige heard tales from Mordo and Brick about these weapons shooting lightning and crazy balls of energy, she didn't think she'd ever see it in real life! Damn, for a bunch of crazy alien bugs, these things were impressive. But Gaige had been told the Eridians were all dead…
Hell, this one wasn't dead, and it was far too regal and not-dead looking like in the few pictures they had of the Eridian Promontory. But a more pressing nature creeped up to mind: She was still naked, and really wasn't in a position to fight, especially with Deathtrap close to disappearing. Her mind raced for a solution….