It was the fourth of December. Zoro was napping in the kitchen. Sanji entered with the intention of making Christmas snacks for Nami and Robin. Then he noticed Zoro.
What's that green haired bastard doing here?, can't he nap in his room, Sanji thought.
He found the ingredients and started preparing. The kitchen tools scrambled, and the noise woke Zoro up. He looked around for the noise.
"Can't you nap somewhere else?" Sanji yelled.
"Can't you cook somewhere else?" Zoro yelled.
"No, it's a kitchen, you're supposed to cook in it" Sanji yelled.
"What are you making anyway?" Zoro asked.
"Some Christmas themed snacks for Nami and Robin" Sanji answered.
"What are you doing now?" Zoro asked.
"I'm mixing egg and sugar, after that I need to cut the chocolate" Sanji answered.
Zoro grabbed a knife and started slicing the chocolate.
"Not like that idiot, you need to chop it" Sanji yelled.
"Well you said cut" Zoro said.
"I didn't think, you would help" Sanji said.
Zoro shrugged.
"Well chocolate chopping is way to hard for you, instead slice this apple" Sanji said and handed Zoro the apple.
Zoro took the apple and grabbed a knife.
"I said slice not chop!" Sanji yelled.
A/N I had an idea of Sanji making Christmas snacks. I had no idea, of what the English term was, so I had to improvise. This wasn't exactly, what I had in my mind. It's okay, I guess. I've no idea, of why Zoro helps Sanji. It must be the Christmas spirit. Anyway I've read Artemis Fowl 3 today. I can highly recommend all of the Artemis Fowl books. I'm looking forward to read Artemis Fowl 7.