Chapter 4

Hey look another another update that`s two in two days wow. Tony, Bruce and Hannah get to the portal site just in time to see another traveller and trees become incredibly dangerous. All in this weeks episode of... who am I kidding this is no TV drama, if it was I might have a slight chance of owning the characters. Thank you to KittyCatt1036 and Fallen's child for reviewing, and here is chapter 4:

P.S Please review, enjoyment is not necessary for the survival of this story although much appreciated.

So on a plane with an egotistical mad inventor with a powerful suit and a highly dangerous when enraged doctor, could be worse was Hannah`s approximate summary of the situation. There were of course good points like it was very likely that Rebecca would be through the portal soon and she was in fandom style heaven as far as she was concerned. Plus there were no parents or enraged cats nearby to randomly maul her (the cats not the parents).

"So Hannah, what can you tell us for certain without blowing a hole in the time vortex?" Asked Tony snarkily sat opposite Hannah in the quinjet.

"Wait you watch Doctor who?"

"Er no.."

"Oh you so do, that`s brilliant where are they up to over here? Please past the 50th anniversary special but that`s not exactly likely seeing as we weren`t up to there so... But anyway I don`t actually know what has happened recently so I would appreciate an overview of where we`re up to." She replied liking his shocked expression as he realised that no one had bothered to tell her what had been going on.

"Ok well this evil green dude came through a biiig blue portal" Said Tony gesticulating wildly with his hands to make his point "He killed people stole a smaaaall glowy cube and ran off with a purple hawk and a mad physicist"

"So you haven`t found him yet but you were both on the helicarrier implying that Doctor Banner was setting up the face trace when I arrived and you shouldn`t actually be here" She finalised for him.

"What do you mean" Said Doctor Banner finally looking up at Hannah from his tablet, caught up in her words.

"It`s simple really in the film Stark doesn`t arrive until you`ve caught Loki for the first time" Hannah said answering quickly and without thinking as if being tested. "Oh crap didn`t mean to say that much sorry forget it."

"So we catch Loki at least twice, you know all the terminology and what`s happening because someone somewhere made a film, and I`m in it. Do I have a big role?" Questioned Stark eagerly.

"Yes there are a series of films about the Avengers, and you have one of the starring roles, or well RDJ has. Happy?" Answered Hannah

"Nope more questions that apparently you can answer, who is RDJ? What about Bruce? And how much do you know about me?" He asked suspiciously

"Easiest question first RDJ is an actor, one of the best paid in the film industry, RDJ stands for Robert Downey Junior. Secondly Bruce has a big role too, and I`m not certain how much I should be telling you of what comes before. And finally I know quite a bit about, what I can remember anyway. Happy now?"

"I have a question actually, how much do you know about me?" Asked Bruce

"I`m not actually sure as there are two different films with varying storylines and the Avengers so its a bit confusing in relation to you. Sorry"

"No, it`s OK I don`t think you could have done anything about it, maybe we should have a chat about somewhere else sometime." Replied Bruce

"Yeah Ok I will tell you what I know and then you can correct me if I`m wrong or whatever."

"Actually Bruce" Interrupted Tony "That could be seen as asking her on a date you know? We wouldn`t want anyone to get the wrong impression"

"Tony please, just stop already we`re here." Said Hannah blushing furiously

"You would recognise the shrubbery wouldn`t you?" was his only reply

After everyone had left the quinjet and Bruce had set up the lab with little help from Tony, everyone decided they would go and sit outside as little needed to be done as there was nothing to be analysed. Of course it would be the second that everyone got outside that they saw a hole rip open in the sky and a figure drop through- straight into a tree.

"Great timing" Joked Tony as they sprinted to the tree

"I just hope it`s Rebecca and not Claire" replied Hannah

As they reached said tree it became obvious- to Hannah at least -that it was Rebecca if they string of barely understandable swearwords were anything to go by. Tony proceeded to cock an ear and said "I swear that was elvish"

"I hope so, if she starts swearing in troll or dwarven again I will actually decapitate her."

"I`m not certain whether you`re joking or not, and anyway how do you swear in troll?"

"I`m sure you can ask for a demonstration" Hannah said as they reached the outer fringes of what was a large oak tree.

Rebecca- as it was of course Rebecca- was hanging upside down by the backs of her knees groaning with her arms dangling down holding a bag in each hand.

"Hi Hannah nice to see you – look I brought your bag" She then promptly swung her arm and released the bag so it hit Hannah in the chest before dropping her own bag and backflipping off the branch in a weirdly graceful manner, landing feet first on the ground before picking up her bag.

"Hannah there are three options of which only one is viable: Death, Hallucination or alternate universe; I`m not dead or you wouldn`t be here, I wouldn`t hallucinate falling into a tree even if RDJ was there so I`m in an alternate universe which is backed up by the weird blue mist and the portal, also the gaps in what I think was the time vortex though I might be wrong." Said Rebecca pausing to take a breath then proceeding with "In which case holy shit because that is actually Tony fucking Stark and the Avengers are here, we are in America, and this is just so awesome."

"Hannah you were right- she is brilliant" Finalised Tony