Sorry it took me so long to update. I've been busy to say the least.
Anyways here is the next chapter. I would kind of appreciate some reviews.
Session One: Days One and Two
Saturday and Sunday morning had been more bonding time for the teenagers. They had watched movies, eaten pizza, and even gone into town. Most of the South Park teenagers, however, had spent their weekend on a miserable six hour drive back home on the bus, seen their parents for barely five minutes it seemed, and then gotten back on the bus the very early next morning, or very late the previous night, to come back to camp. Most of the children had decided to make their parents visit them instead.
It was about twelve thirty in the afternoon on Sunday when Manny finally arrived with the cabin arrangements for the first week of camp. Most of the teens were playing Thunder ball, swinging, or just sitting around and talking.
"Hey, we have your camper lists! Come and get them!" yelled Manny
The teenagers all rushed over to where Preston, Manny and Lindsey were standing with the lists of campers.
"Here are your lists, DO NOT LOSE THEM! Go to your cabins and wait until all of your campers are there. Then, you'll meet with your age groups to discuss the rules. After that, give tours, play games, or do bendo. Just keep them occupied until dinner." Said Manny
Stan and Kyle were walking back to their cabin when out of no where came Mac and Ivory, chatting along loudly so that almost everyone with in a mile could hear their entire conversation. It seemed to be about Angelina Jolie and why she was a freak.
"Well, first of all, she stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. That was just completely uncalled for. They could have at least waited a while to announce that they were together. Or at least wait to have a freaking baby! That happened, what? Three months after they got a divorce? It was completely tasteless if you ask me." Ranted Ivory, her Jersey roots shinning through
"Yeah, I know! And what is with all those foreign adoptions they do?" asked Mac, who didn't seem to hate Angelina Jolie quite as much as Ivory did
"Hey, where are we meeting for rules?" interrupted Kyle, who didn't give a crap about the "Angelina- Jennifer Aniston" feud
Mac looked a bit thoughtful , but eventually decided.
"Let's meet at the Arapahoe campfire pit. It's way easier to find." Said Mac
"Okay. We'll tell the others when we get there, I guess." Said Stan
"Sure thing! So, how was your weekend back at home?" asked Mac
"Pretty good. My mom was worried sick that I was going to get eaten by a bear, or something, though. And my dad was being… Well, a bit weird. But Ike was happy to see me. I think?" said Kyle, as he recounted his strange weekend at home
"How about you, Stan?" Ivory said
"Mine was… Not very good." Said Stan a bit sadly
"Oh no! Why? Did they tell you that your dog ran away? Because it's probably dead. Same thing if they told you it went to Peru. Or anywhere in South America, for that matter." Said Mac concernedly
"Your dad told you that your dog went to Peru? Really?" said Ivory skeptically
Stan and Kyle stifled laughs at the conversation.
"Yeah, I know. I figured it out after I looked for plane tickets to South America and saw how much they cost. Sprinkles would never hitchhike, and he wasn't one for walking either. But, he could never afford to fly to Peru." Explained Mac
"You named you male dog Sprinkles?" asked Kyle
"I was five, okay!" defended Mac
"Anyways, why was your weekend so bad, Stan?" asked Mac as she tried to move attention away from herself
"Oh, um, well, Mom was great and all, but Shelley was still terrifying and not fun to be around. Then dad was getting kind of drunk that night, so he was no fun either. So, I went to the J- Mart to get some stuff and ended up running into Wendy." Said Stan
"Ouch!" exclaimed Kyle
"Let me guess, ex girlfriend who is also your baby mama?" said Ivory
Stan and Kyle both laughed at the "Baby mama" guess, but the ex girlfriend part was true.
"Just the first bit. But, she must have wanted to get back together or something again, because she asked me not to come back to camp. I said that I had to stay for at least the first week, but that I'd think about it." Said Stan
"Seriously, dude? She wants to get back together again? That's great!" said Kyle excitedly
"Wait, again? How long has this been going on?" asked Ivory skeptically
"Since elementary school, why?" said Stan nonchalantly
"How often do you break up and get back together?" asked Ivory, as Mac raised her eyebrows
"Um, we'll be together for a few months, and then we'll break up and see other people or something, but she must really love me, because she always wants to get back together after a few months, why are you asking?" said Stan
Ivory and Mac both suddenly looked extremely uncomfortable with the situation. They had stopped walking and were avoiding the eyes of the two boys in front of them. Finally, the two shared a strange look, and Mac began to speak.
"Well, um, I know that I've never met Wendy and all, but it kind of seems like she may be using you. I mean, she probably still likes you and all, but I think she may be using you as a means of fun or comfort or something." Whispered Mac
"What? How would you know?" gasped Stan
"Well, I'm a girl too. We all tend to do things that hurt other people. She- she may be bored, or something and she knows that you have taken her back before, so chances are that you'll take her back again. She's not intentionally trying to hurt you; she may not even realize that she is. She just probably keeps feeling like she needs some stability in her life, so she keeps you around as stability. Then, she probably gets tired of the routine of being with the same person she's been with for years, so she goes off to find someone else. And when things don't work out real well, or if they seem to be getting out of hand, she comes back to you, Stan. I'm sorry, but that's what it looks like." Finished Mac quietly
"Kyle do you think that…" Stan started, but Klye was already nodding in agreement
Stan looked back at the girls who were both wearing guilty looks and staring at the ground to try and avoid his eyes. Stan sighed when he saw them. It wasn't their fault, he told himself. They only did it because they… well, they care about you and want you to be happy, he finished in his head.
"Did you know, Kyle?" asked Stan
"Not really, but what they said makes a lot of sense. I can see Wendy doing that, I really can." Said Kyle
"well, thanks, I guess. For telling me now and all, instead of letting me go through life thinking that Wendy and I were having a great relationship, or something." Said Stan, as he tried not to cry. Even though it wasn't a huge shock to him, finding out that your girlfriend is probably using you never sparks the greatest feelings in the world.
"Look, I relly am sorry, Stan. I just didn't want you to give up a bunch of stuff for-" started Mac, but Stan finished for her
"A bitch like Wendy? No, thank you. Thank you for telling me. I'm actually kind of okay with it. Or, I will be eventually. But thank you for telling me. I probably should have seen it coming." Said stan. It seemed to him that Mac might be taking his break up worse than he was.
"Stan, you can cry. We understand. It's hard breaking up with someone you love." Said Ivory
"Hey, it's okay, Stan. We're all here for you. Besides, you don't have to see that stupid bitch for the rest of the summer." Said Kyle
"Yeah, don't worry, Stan! The only thing that could make things worse is if Kyle started dating her!" added Mac
Everyone looked at her.
"Yeah, I know. That was probably not the best time."
Kenny was extremely proud of himself. Not one single lasagna was burned. The brownies were all frosted to perfection, the bread was warm but not too hot, and all of the hopping buckets were filled correctly. The only thing that was wrong was Cartman. Cartman was trying to eat the brownies, and if Key-Le caught him, there would be hell to pay.
"Hello, Kenny." Came a dull, sad, and lifeless voice from behind him.
He turned around expecting to see Craig, but came face to face with Stan. Kenny looked at him. His eyes were red and puffy and it looked like he'd been crying a bit. There were slight remains of tear tracks on his cheeks too.
"Um, Stan, what the hell happened?" asked Kenny
"Ha ha ha! Look at that crying pussy! What happened, did your hoe of a girlfriend dump you again or something?" laughed Cartman cruelly from behind the counter
"No. But Mac and Ivory explained some stuff to me." Whispered Stan
"What did they tell you?" asked Kenny
"That she was using me and stuff. I really should have known, you know. How could I have not seen it? It was so obvious! How could I have not seen this? I- i- I wish I were dead, or something!" exclaimed Stan dramatically
"You aren't going to become one of those faggy Goth kids again, are you?" asked Kenny
"I might. This hurts a lot." He replied
"Look, this will get better, okay? Just be happy here for a while. It'll get better, I swear." Said Kyle, as he walked in behind the rest of the boys
"Thanks you guys."
The rest of Sunday passed without incident. The kids were good. Dinner was un burned thanks to Kenny. Rowdie night with the campers was even more fun than it had been when it was just the teenagers. Vespers involved a weird story about a gnome named Anthrax that lived up by the archery range. Needless to say, Marty spent quite a bit of time trying to calm him down. Then, it was time for bed before they even knew it.
Monday also passed with out any truly memorable experiences. Bebe and Red finally stopped trying to take showers every day. Stan didn't mope about Wend all day. Kyle shot a bull's eye in archery and got the man log for it. Marty, Mac, Bonnie, Ivory, and Alexis all decided to form the "Purple Shirt Separatist Movement" for people wearing purple shirts in the camp picture. Craig, Token, and Clyde were also allowed to join because they too had chosen a color of power.
The Monday night game had involved a zombie/ alien apocalypse. The camp theme for the week was "Apocalypse Week" so there were cabins pretending to be the Twenty Twelve survivors and some pretending to be robot/ alien invaders from Doctor Who.
Tuesday, however, was sure to be a night that no one would forget.
It was Camp Out Night.
All bets were off.
I am mentally hitting my self. This was such a filler chapter.
The next chapter will be much more fun.
Once again, sorry that it was such a filler. I had to split this chapter up in the end, but only after shortening it a bunch. It's not my best work, but it will have to do for now. The next chapter will be up ASAP and focus on the campers too. Lots of funny stuff coming your way. And a bit more of some different OCs too.
Anyways, please review.