Kite:
I wrote because I was requested to, and Hart wouldn't let me say no. Let's begin, then.
I see you people enjoy shipping me with almost anyone and everyone…
1. Anxietyshipping (Kaito x Droite) I will say, haven't any of you seen episode 55? I couldn't care less about her.
2. Bargeshipping (Kaito x Shark x Yuma x Astral) All of us are guys. We dislike each other for the most part, and Yuma's 13, Shark's 14, and Astral is who-knows-how-old. I'm 18.
3. Challengeshipping (Kaito x Shark) Again with him?
4. Coatsshipping (V x IV x III x Tron x Kaito) Uh… what is that? 4 other people?! Half makes me wanna ditch the coat… Nah.
5. Controlshipping (Dark Mist x Kaito x Astral) Not a chance. I hunt Numbers. Not mate them.
6. Cryshipping (Kaito x Astral x Haruto) To think that people ship me with my brother would make any self-respecting guy cry. And I don't like Astral!
7. Dilateshipping (V x Kaito) No! Just… not him! He was my teacher, but he didn't teach me middle school health class!
8. Faceshipping (Tron x Haruto x Kaito) If it ships me with Vetrix, I'm out.
9. Fearshipping (Kaito x Astral) Not again with Astral…
10. Fusionshipping (Kaito x Zeal) Is that Zexal? Astral and Yuma?!
11. Guardshipping (Photon Butterfly Assassin x Photon Streak Boncer) This isn't with me, but it's like Anxietyshipping, so… no.
12. Hastyshipping (Gauche x Kaito) I am male, he is too… and he's a moron!
13. Mooncestshipping (Kaito x Haruto) I think this basically means NO.
14. Ozoneshipping (Kaito x Orbital 7 x Dr. Faker) See above. I don't want to marry or date my family.
15. Photonshipping (Kaito x Yuma) Not a chance. I'd go out with Galaxy Eyes before Yuma. And that's pretty sick.
And now for the worst one of all…
Photoncest (Kaito x Kaito) Whoever thought of this, I will come to your house and steal your soul!
Also, somebody tell Rio I'm not that bad, huh?
Thanks to frozen galaxy for the request!